Chapter 9: Who loses whom
"Don't be stunned when you come, come in quickly!"
Bai Xiaochuan greeted the two of them with a happy face, just like meeting an old friend he hadn't seen for many years.
Lao Cai is almost not crazy, big brother, now it's for you to exorcise ghosts, not to let ghosts into the house, let's not do nonsense, can we still have a good time......
The two ghosts had a bewildered look on their faces, and followed Bai Xiaochuan in.
Bai Xiaochuan pointed at Lao Cai and said: "This is Lao Cai, an old man who loves to pretend, let's ignore him......"
Nima ......
Lao Cai was powerless to complain.
What can I do now, Lao Cai has a little headache, this is too unreasonable, what is his plan?
Lao Cai began to make up all kinds of brains in his heart.
Bai Xiaochuan sat directly on the sofa and beckoned the two of them: "Come, sit down, let's fight the landlord......"
Lao Cai hurriedly sat next to Bai Xiaochuan and stretched out two fingers to gesticulate.
Bai Xiaochuan glanced at it lightly and said, "I know, it's two ......."
Lao Cai almost didn't spray blood directly, who told you that it was two, I am not illiterate, he lowered his voice and said: "It's the second grade, two second grades......"
Bai Xiaochuan looked puzzled and said, "Second grade? Does that have anything to do with me? ”
I said!
If it weren't for the current enemy, he would have killed Bai Xiaochuan directly, what does it have to do with you? Don't you have a little bit of a count in your own heart?
"Ahem......" The headshot ghost coughed, sat opposite Bai Xiaochuan and said gloomily: "I'm a ghost ......"
"I know!" Bai Xiaochuan began to shuffle the cards: "But what does that matter? Let's fight the landlord......"
Headshot: "......"
Beheaded: "......"
"Ding, the headshot ghost Yan Sen feels that he has encountered a fool, and his qi and blood value will increase by 1!"
"Ding, the decapitated ghost Lin Feng feels that when he encounters a madman, his qi and blood value will increase by 1!"
"It's time to deal the cards, you two can see clearly, don't say I'm playing Laipi!"
Bai Xiaochuan didn't care about the expressions of the two ghosts, and directly started to deal cards.
Lao Cai was almost desperate, this Nimana is here to exorcise ghosts, and this one is here to die.
Come on, two ghosts who have no food and two products, Lao Tzu will leave when he sees the opportunity......
The two ghosts over there also looked at each other a little, they thought of various situations, but they didn't expect that the other party would pull him to play cards!
It's a bit out of the ordinary.
The headshot gave the guillotine a look, "Then let's play with him......"
The decapitated ghost nodded vigorously, and his head fell on the coffee table with a "bang".
Lao Cai was so frightened that he almost jumped up, this was so terrifying.
The decapitated ghost Lin Feng picked up her head and pressed it on her neck, but only half of her neck was left, and her head was always facing the other side, so she had to reach out to help it.
Bai Xiaochuan's cards have been dealt, and the cards are in his hands, and he just reached out and held down his share.
As soon as the headshot ghost stretched out his hand, the cold palm pressed on his hand, and said gloomily: "Wait ...... slow"
"Huh?" Bai Xiaochuan looked at the headshot ghost puzzled.
The headshot ghost said: "Aren't we going to have some color head?" For example, if the winner draws the loser, slap the loser......"
Speaking of this, he grinned, and a mouthful of white Sensen's teeth were exposed, which was particularly penetrating.
When Bai Xiaochuan heard this, he said, "Okay, I just mean that!" ”
Lao Cai rolled his eyes beside him, do you still want to win when you play cards with ghosts?
"Well, the loser will be slapped in the face, don't play tricks when the time comes, the end of cheating......" The headshot ghost glanced at the window, and then said in a ghostly manner: "The end is very miserable......"
"That is, if you lose, you don't admit it, and you don't have a ...... to give birth to a son," Bai Xiaochuan picked up the card and said.
"Poof!" The headshot ghost almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, this nerve is a little too thick, what will you do if you lose!
"Call the landlord!" Bai Xiaochuan took the cards and tidied them up a little.
The headshot ghost made a gesture of please, and Lao Tzu watched you perform.
Lao Cai whispered beside him: "You are crazy, what kind of landlord is this card called?" ”
"You don't understand!" Shiraogawa Road.
Lao Cai was choked and almost turned over, a bad hand called the landlord, you are especially underdrawn, Lao Tzu will kill you!
With three cards in hand, Bai Xiaochuan sorted it out a little, and Lao Cai almost spurted blood, which was simply unexpected!
"3344556677......" Bai Xiaochuan shook his hand and slapped ten cards on the coffee table.
The headshot and the guillotine shook their heads at the same time: "I can't afford it!" ”
"Haha, 8910JQK......"
"I can't afford ......"
"Three A-bands to the ...... of the bomb"
Your sister!
The headshot ghost and the guillotine ghost have already blue and purple faces, and the "three A-belts are ...... to blow up"
Are you insulting us?
But losing is losing, and this kid's luck is too violent, and both headshots and guillotines admit it.
Throwing the card on the coffee table and saying, "We lost ......"
"Haha!"
Bai Xiaochuan laughed, and raising his hand was a slap.
"Smack!"
The headshot ghost slapped Bai Xiaochuan and almost broke his neck.
The guillotine was taken aback, did he use all the strength to eat?
Quickly grab your hands and hold your head, with this kind of strength, your head can be pumped away.
As soon as she helped her, Bai Xiaochuan slapped her.
"Smack......
Although the guillotine held his head, Bai Xiaochuan was really not light.
After a slap in the face, I only heard a "poof", and a tooth flew out of the severed ghost's mouth.
Lao Cai almost didn't kneel directly, big brother, you are too violent, don't you want to think about the consequences of your loss?
"Ding, the headshot ghost Yan Sen is not good at the whole ghost, I swear that if you win, you must look good, and your qi and blood value will be increased by 1!"
"Ding, the decapitated ghost Lin Feng suspects that you are a psychopath, and swears that he will take revenge on you, and his qi and blood value will increase by 1!"
"Here, next!" The headshot's words are all bursting out of between the teeth, so annoying, are you usually so ruthless when you play cards and games?
"Okay!" Bai Xiaochuan happily shuffled the cards and dealt the cards.
Coincidentally, it was Bai Xiaochuan who touched the open card again.
As soon as the card was touched, Bai Xiaochuan did not hesitate and said: "Call the landlord ......"
The two ghosts were expressionless.
Bai Xiaochuan took the three hole cards in his hand, looked at them, and directly began to play the cards.
As a result, under Lao Cai's shocked expression, Bai Xiaochuan finished out again.
The two ghosts were dumbfounded, this ...... Luck is so good that it's against the sky, isn't this a bit unscientific!
Bai Xiaochuan smiled and said, "Admit the gambling and serve ......."
Before he could say the fourth word, he suddenly raised his hand and slapped him.
"Smack......
The headshot ghost slapped him and his neck made a "click" sound, and his whole face was about to be pumped away, and his face, which was already bruised, was red and glamorous at this time, and he was stunned to slap Bai Xiaochuan and swell!
The guillotine was taken aback and just wanted to help his head.
Bai Xiaochuan took advantage of the situation and backhanded the back of one hand on the head of the severed ghost.
The guillotine's head flew out in an instant, smashing directly into the wall next to it.
Make a "bang" sound.
Lao Cai's heart also made a "bang", and he almost jumped out of his throat.
This big brother, you escaped from the mental hospital, you are really not afraid of death......