Chapter 109: The Longest Road
I was listlessly following Yun Ci to see some of the girl's gadgets, it was very extremely boring! Even if you don't go to a nightclub, you can go to an Internet cafΓ©, how interesting Sanhei is, hehe.
I followed Yun Ci and found that Qi Yang was gone, looking left and right to see that there was no him, where did this kid go, I searched for a long time with my eyes and finally saw him on a stall, he was squatting on the stall to pick out a coat.
I patted Yun Ci on the shoulder: "Are you abusing Yi Qiyang again?" β
"What's wrong?" Yun Ci didn't look up, she still lowered her head and picked up her gadgets, I really worry about Qi Yang and Yun Ci, both of them lost each other, and each did their own thing, alas, this little couple didn't last long.
"Qi Yang is buying clothes again, haven't you bought clothes for him since then?" Oops, I really don't feel worth it for the painful life of Qiyang, it's better to be single.
"Who! Where's it! I often wonder if it's good to buy him clothes, but he just doesn't want it. Yun Ci stood up and began to look for Qi Yang, his tone was very unconvinced, and soon Yun Ci also found Yi Qi Yang, so the two of us went over to take a look.
Walking over, Yun Ci said angrily: "Tell me, you, like a donkey, pushing and not leaving, fighting backwards, I said to buy it for you, you don't agree, you have to go to this place to buy it yourself." β
Qi Yang looked back: "Oh, I just look good, I didn't say I had to buy it, come, I'll put it on and show you how it goes." β
Qi Yang took a piece of clothing and brought it over to try it, he first took off his leather coat of sassy bags, anyway, as long as he went out, he put on the leather coat that Yun Ci bought for him, really, it was not too cold in winter, and then put on a cotton coat to show us.
If you want to say this kind of clothes, I don't care about wearing them, but it's different, he has been wearing this kind of stall, it looks good, but it's not durable, and it can't be worn for long.
He is dressed okay, he is relatively thin, and he shows his figure more in this kind of solid color clothes, but he is a little monotonous, and there is nothing else.
"Guys, what do you say?" Kick up and take a turn, let's take a look at the whole way.
"Hmph, it's not pretty!" Yun Ci twisted his head and said.
"Eh, Mo Xiang, what do you say?" He didn't give up, and asked me again.
"Okay......" Yun Ci glared at me as I said, and I instantly understood what I meant, "Fart, it's ugly!" I found that you guy is getting more and more tasteless! "Suddenly I felt that the seller was still sitting there, so I didn't go too far, and I didn't continue to sarcastically mock him.
"Okay, then I'll try another one," Qi Yang scratched his head, then turned over and asked the boss who bought the clothes, "Uncle, is it really that ugly?" β
"One person, one eye, if you want me to see it," Qi Yang's eyes suddenly brightened, and I also felt that when the uncle said something against his will in order to sell his clothes, the uncle said, "You are really not well dressed!" β
The scene was suddenly very embarrassing!
I covered my face and held back a smile, this is really a talent, this is another joker who has been delayed by his livelihood, Qiyang has been completely stunned, yes, this scene is extremely embarrassing!
"Forget it, don't try!" I guess too, Xiao Qiyang's self-esteem has been seriously hurt, it doesn't matter if people are ugly, it doesn't matter if they can't see it in the mirror every day and say that they are handsome, I'm afraid that others will say it, say this outlook on life, world view, values, all of them will definitely collapse with a bang, I estimate that Yi Qiyang is in this state now. However, boss, are you good at doing business? It's going to go out of business, right?
"Forget it, little brother, don't choose, have time to ask your girlfriend to buy it for you, the clothes on your body don't look like people who wear such clothes." The boss said.
"Boss, you value him too much," I decided to dismantle Yi Qiyang's platform and let him let me release my pigeons for more than two hours, "He's not as good as the coat he just tried on, he's a pure dick!" Occasionally, there is a heart of Taobao hidden under the glamorous appearance! "I want to praise myself, it's really a classic language to go out, every sentence is a warning to the world!
"Oh? Is it? That young man, your name is Yi Qiyang, okay, if you really want it, I'll give it to you in half, and take it for 40 yuan. "The uncle is very generous and not pretentious at all.
"Are you sure?" Qi Yang was going to put down his coat, but after listening to what the uncle said, he picked it up again, looking very disbelieving.
I also don't believe it, although this coat is not good, it is also relatively speaking, one or two hundred is absolute in a big shopping mall, three or four hundred is not absolutely impossible, although the purchase price is about fifty or sixty, forty yuan is already worth it, although I don't care about saving that money.
"Why lie to you, see for yourself if it's suitable, pick one yourself and take it away."
"Don't pick! That's it! Just right," Qi Yang said happily, "Can I get a few more?" "It's so shameless, if I didn't say that you are a dick, people see that you are pitiful and give you such a bargain, you still want to take advantage of it more!
"Young man, it's not good to be too greedy." The boss smiled and said, hahaha, that's it.
Qiyang scratched his head: "Thank you, uncle, I don't know what uncle's surname is?" β
"The surname is Long, a single name is a word, Xuanyuan's Yuan, you don't need to call me uncle, just call me Brother Long." The name of this boss is quite domineering, it is a stall, I just hehe, I look at forty or fifty, and I am still setting up a stall.
"Okay, Brother Long! Thank you, little brother! I'll be sure to thank you another day, I'll go first," Qi Yang said with a smile, looking very happy, "Shoko, pay!" β
"Well, let's go." The boss smiled and said, Also, why do I pay? Don't lie to me when I study, why don't you have the money to pay the bills, besides, you don't have money and you still have a girlfriend to do that! It's a big deal to get my girlfriend down, why should I pay!
But by the time I called out to them, they were already far away, uh, far away. It's just me, okay, pay the money, isn't it forty, I gave the money, and quickly chased after it!
"Yi Qiyang, let me tell you, you owe me a lot of money, this is forty again!" I shouted while chasing, next time I will take a small notebook and write it down for Yi Qiyang one by one, otherwise he will not be able to get used to him like this! "Hey, wait for me! Go slower, I've just eaten! β
A few of us continued to shop for jewelry and the like, and then walked inside, there were even rings and balloon stalls! I love it, I'm going to have fun!
"Qiyang, you see, gun, gun, go play?" I excitedly said to Qi Yang, men, there is no immunity to knives and guns, just like women are to bags, although I don't understand what is good about a bag.
"Go, go! Why not go! "Rise also showed great interest!
I hurriedly walked to the stall, there were not many people, hurriedly squeezed a good position, in case there was someone else, and said loudly to a middle-aged woman who was sitting: "Boss, how do you play this balloon?" β
The middle-aged woman said in a very non-standard Mandarin: "This karma, if you hit it, you don't need money, and if you don't hit it, you will give a dollar." If you hit 25 heels, you can add 5 dollars to a big doll. β
I even guessed that I understood it, and quickly took a gun to get my hands on, but I was stopped by Qiyang, I looked at him, and he looked at me, and our eyes were suddenly watery, and there was a trace of love, and there was a mess.
"What's wrong with you?" I asked him.
"It's not interesting to play like this, how about we add some heads?" Qi Yang smiled and said, just why do I think there is a little bit of obscenity under his smile, is there any routine for him again?
"What an addition, you say." I'd like to see what he wants to do, and it's cool to play with a little bit of fun, but of course if it's not good for me, I just don't agree.
"In this way, twenty-five bullets for one person, one target for one person, you are not allowed to cross the line, you win, I will give you forty, I win, you don't have to give me anything, we have nothing to do! What do you think! He waved his hand and said to me very domineeringly, looking really bold!
Is there such a good thing? I don't feel right! Yi Qiyang, this kid is too hairy, he has deceived me many times, I have to be cautious and cautious! Carefully filtered it with my brain, there should be no routine, I glanced at Yun Ci quietly, and there was no dynamic change, and my heart was suddenly put down.
"Good! I'll block you! Come on, Pikachu! "I picked up a gun and was ready to go.
"Hey, it would be fun if Xiaofeng came." Qi Yang muttered.
Although I didn't say anything on my lips, I was really extremely disdainful in my heart, can this be compared to metal bullets? This is a plastic bullet, even if it is so close to the distance will still float, this kind of gun balloon is to consider the surrounding wind, the speed of the bullet, the direction of rotation of the bullet and the size of the balloon to consider the angle of launch, so it is not so simple to hit the balloon, how can it be controlled by a vulgar person like Xiaofeng, well, I admit it, I also play balloons......
The attitude of Qiyang is very serious, very focused, and I seem to be indifferent, I win, it is earned, I lose, there is nothing, the mentality is naturally good, so a sense of superiority arises spontaneously, life is like this, some people's starting point is the end that some people can never reach, the class gap is here, hey, it is so touching.
I fired the first bullet with Qi Yang, boom! They all broke a balloon at the same time, and the marksmanship of the lifting was not bad, although it was a little bit lower than mine, but it was already quite good.
Yun Ci was also watching the two of us play balloons with great interest.
The second, third, and fourth shots, I really don't believe it, he also hit, I have been crisscrossing major amusement parks, video game cities for so many years, and there are few that can compare to mine!
Go on! The fifth shot, hey, off? How did he get hit? It's okay, it's okay, this guy is a disadvantage, of course you have to be serious, see how I come from behind!
Sixth, seventh, eighth, did my guns regress? I only hit one shot! He hit twice! Something is not good!
And then in the end, in the end, unexpectedly, unexpectedly, I lost? whatοΌ Lost! Forget it, it doesn't matter what, it doesn't matter if you lose anyway, at most you give money for a balloon, and two people are ten yuan, it doesn't matter.
"Hahaha, win, win, I'm sorry." It's really a shame to look proud, but I didn't lose anything, so forget it, look at his villainous appearance.
"I won't give you the forty yuan, thank you for the clothes you bought me." Qi Yang said with a smile.
"Bought clothes? Don't give money? "I wondered, when did I say that, I was just thinking about asking him for money for clothes! "No way, you have to give me money!" I didn't say that. β
"How dare you deny it! I made a bet just now that I said that if you win, I will give you forty, and if I win, you don't have to give me anything, and we will have nothing to do! You say, no, and there are witnesses here, and Yun Ci has heard everything here. Qi Yang said.
"What!" I realized, "That's what you mean by saying that there's nothing left!" "I ran over and grabbed Ichio by the collar! Looking at him and Yun Ci angrily, woo-woo.
"What's wrong? I still want to pay the bill! You're a dignified nightclub little prince Xiang Shao. Qi Yang looked at me with a smile, it's so cheap! It's so cheap! It's so cheap!
"The longest road I've ever walked is your fucking routine!" Woo, I finally understood that sentence, since ancient times, I can't keep my affection, and I always win people's hearts!