Chapter Thirty-Seven: Performance?
It's New Year's Day in a few days, and I'm happiest about this kind of holiday but not long, I don't have to go to work, and I can go home and rest for a few days.
The last class this afternoon is the class meeting.,But the head teacher generally doesn't come.,I'll continue to study.,That's not.,Read novels.,But it's actually quite evil.,How can I not sleep in self-study.,As long as the teacher lectures! My eyelids began to fight, I couldn't persuade me, the fight was a ruthless one! Especially in English classes, it will be the end of the day!
I was taking out my phone to read a novel in class, and Yan Yunci next to me looked like a rotten girl, reading kawaii comics seriously, and laughing non-stop, laughing so cautious!
Suddenly the door was opened, I was startled when I looked up, and I almost dropped my phone, damn it's the head teacher, why is he here! I've never been here before. I hurriedly touched Yan Yunci next to me and signaled that her homeroom teacher was coming.
"What! Don't touch me? She kept watching.
Didn't hear the door open? I touched her lightly again, in fact, the teacher is on the podium, you spread the comic book on the table, and you can hardly see it when you read comics or something, the key is that she put the comic book up to read, I wondered, you can read it, you have to put it up to see! Is it cool to look at it up?
"Yi Qiyang! I warn you, don't touch me again! She stood up and threw the book on the table, and said to me angrily!
The whole class turned around and looked at it, including the class teacher, of course.
Well, Miss, you can ask for your own blessings.
Yan Yunci looked around, and the whole class looked at her who stood up with stupid eyes, of course, this still includes the head teacher.
However, the head teacher seems to have gotten used to it, and her expression hasn't changed much, just watching her quietly with the whole class.
"That, the teacher is here, don't say a word, you're busy, you're busy!" Yan Yunci laughed and snorted, and then sat down, it seems that this little girl is trying to fool around.
"Hand over the comic books." The head teacher said calmly.
"What comic books, Teacher? Are you reading it wrong, where are the comic books? ”
"Okay, I'll call your mother later, and see if your beloved mother knows......" The teacher deliberately sold off, and I sat there watching the jokes.
"Teacher, if I report it, can I make meritorious contributions?" Report? Who is she reporting?
"It depends, you say."
The faces of the whole class will turn to the head teacher, and then to Yan Yunci, who is standing, which feels very funny.
"Raise him to play with his phone!" Oh, my God! I looked at Yan Yunci blankly, what's wrong with you doing this! You wicked woman, for the sake of your broken comic book, you betrayed me, and I still remind you of that! You will take revenge! You unload the mill and kill the donkey! Uh, no, kill the handsome guy, I really see through you, I'm just a keyboard phone for reading novels, and you still report me, and I can't see the slightest apology in her eyes.
I really saw through this desolate world, and I was so tired of the struggle between people!
"Okay, sit down, Yi Qiyang, you know what you have to do, right?" The head teacher looked at me with interest.
Alas, I reluctantly sent my phone to the podium, very reluctantly! When I went back, Yun Ci gently said to me, "Yang Shao! I'm sorry! I haven't finished reading it yet, I'm already at the key plot, I'm really embarrassed! Can you forgive me! ”
Ignore you!
"Won't you have a meal, really, don't be so stingy." I'm stingy! You say I'm stingy, and you want to buy me after a meal? Unrealistic!
"Okay, let's give you my smartphone for a month! Look if you're a man! ”
"Deal! That meal has to be pleased, too. "It's not a day or two since I snooped on her phone, and when I have money, I'll buy a smart phone and play every day!
"Okay, okay, got it." She was impatient either. I'll take it when I see it!
The head teacher also began to speak on the podium: "It's almost New Year's Day, in response to the requirements of the Ministry of Education for the all-round development of students, the leadership of the school decided to hold a New Year's Day party, which lasts for six hours, from four o'clock in the afternoon to the end of the evening self-study, so it is required that each class must have a program, which is mandatory, that, I hope everyone will actively sign up in the class, and then you will report the program to me for review, the program must be new, and you can only go on the stage on New Year's Day after the audit is successful," the teacher finished speaking:" How about it, do you have an application? You can raise your hand now. ”
Hehe, it's also reviewed, I thought to myself that it would be good to have a registration.
I'm already going to come over to Yan Yunci's mobile phone, and I'm tinkering with her mobile phone, alas, I feel like I'm living like a dick, and the things in the smart phone can't be used, it's a shame, but there is a month, I study it well!
"Didn't anyone sign up? Hurry up, we still need to rehearse for a few days, New Year's Day is coming, and we can't be embarrassed on the campus stage! The head teacher mobilized again, but the class was silent, and everyone pretended to be good students and studied hard.
"That Yan Yunci, how can the traffic be opened?" I'm so ashamed, but I haven't played it, and I really don't blame me!
"Oops, you're so stupid, I'll teach you, open it like this, you pull this down......"
"What are you two muttering down there?" The head teacher shouted to both of us!
I shuddered and hurriedly put my phone in my trouser pocket, then lowered my head and pretended that nothing had happened, and Yun Ci did the same!
"Well, teacher, the two of them said they could perform, um, yes, they discussed below that they could perform a show of stand-up comedy."
I'm grass, who said that! Who is slandering me?
Yan Yunci and I looked back at the same time, Mo Xiang stood up and said loudly to our head teacher! Mo Xiang! I'd love to kill you!
"Stand-up comedy? This show is quite novel, I didn't expect the two of you to have this attainment. The head teacher said to himself.
What a situation! I was going to say it quickly, and I quickly stood up: the teacher actually ......
Mo Xiang, a slut, immediately interrupted me: "Don't you know, teacher, didn't you go to the principal's office last time, do you remember what the principal said to you?" ”
"That's right, the principal said that the two of them said very wonderfully, what did they say that the cut seedless watermelon met the cut dragon fruit, it's far away, right, but I seem to remember that you were also in the principal's office, right?"
"Don't worry about these details, teacher." Mo Xiang scratched his head and said embarrassedly.
"Okay, why don't you three say a three-person cross talk."
Hahahaha, lifting a stone to shoot himself in the foot, Yan Yunci and I both lay on the table and turned our faces back and laughed. Hey, no, don't we have to perform if he smashed his own feet?
"That teacher ......"
"Okay, it's decided, I still have something to do, you guys hurry up and write a script, rehearse it well, and I won't review it." The point is, you think, you don't watch a few shows either!
"That teacher ......"
Boast! The head teacher left quickly, and the place where he left was so neat that he couldn't tell that he was in his forties.
Yan Yunci and I stood up and kept pointing at Mo Xiang with our fingers: "You did a good thing!" ”
"Tell me, it's okay if you can trap the two of us, the key is that you even got into it yourself, what do you mean by doing this kind of thing that hurts others and yourself!" I really hate that iron doesn't make steel!
"That's it, you big idiot, you wait, write the script yourself!"
"Don't, big brother and sister, I was wrong!" Mo Xiang begged for mercy.
Ling Ling Ling, after school, I hurriedly rushed out as fast as I could to prepare for dinner, but Yan Yunci did stop me: "Wait a minute, you, what are you running!" What the hell are you going to do? ”
"What to do?" I also felt as if I had forgotten something.
"The New Year's Day show! I don't have a way to get my phone back! "I'm going to come over and grab her phone, how can this work!
I hurriedly said, "Okay, I'll figure it out, I'll do the whole script." ”
"What kind of script is it, I don't know how to act at all, I mean we don't want to go to the head teacher to discuss not acting, I won't."
Oops, I was delayed eating, and I said, "Okay, what will you say when you meet the head teacher later?" ”
"That, teacher, I really can't act."
"Okay, hand in the comic book, I'll call your mom." I said in the tone of the head teacher.
"Ah, the head teacher won't be so shameless, right?" Yan Yunci looked at me with a look of embarrassment.
"What do you think of him based on your experience?" I asked.
"Yes!" She nodded heavily.
"That's the end of it, really." After saying that, I strode away from the meal, starving to death, but in fact, I am still very happy today, because today is Friday, I can go home tonight, and someone will take me home in the evening! It's not easy to go home.
I hurried home after the evening self-study, it felt so cool to go home all the way, I slammed into my bed, and quickly took out Yan Yunci's mobile phone from my pocket, okay, it's still so useless.
But as soon as I took it out, a phone call came, and the left swipe answered or slid again.
Ahem, don't pretend, I answered the phone, by the way, at this time I remembered that this phone is not mine, and the phone card is not mine.
Before I could speak, the phone was talking, and the voice was a woman: "Yunci, the party that I said tomorrow Saturday, Xiang Yi is also here, don't forget, I must arrive at six o'clock tomorrow!" ”
"That's what I'm ......," I was trying to explain.
"Ah, it's a man! Who are you? What did you do with Yun Ci! ”
"That's Yan Yunci's......" I still want to explain.
"Oh, you're not going to be her boyfriend, are you?" How could it be!
"I ......"
"Where are you, it's a big night, it's so exciting! Hahahaha, "Uh, I'm serving!" "It's really bad at learning, and I learned to stay home at night."
"I ......"
"What are you doing?" I'm about to suffocate me, you can die if you listen to me!
"I'm busy." I don't want to talk to her anymore, I want to play on my phone!
"Yes, I understand, you are busy, but you must pay attention to your body."
What is this?