We girls want to say that the most annoying thing is military training, you say military training is military training, it starts in August and September, the sun is so poisonous, and after military training, it is like just coming back from Tibet.

All of us freshmen prayed for rain in our hearts, but the chief instructor said at the mobilization meeting: "You, it's better not to pray for rain, your freshman prayer for rain should not be able to withstand the prayer of your seniors in the second and third years of high school." ”

Sure enough, that sentence is right, there is still power in numbers! More than two weeks of military training every day is sunny! Really kneeling.

But one day during military training, I remembered a way to feel super good about myself!

Everyone was resting in the middle of the military training, and I ran to the instructor who was also resting, but that annoying Yi Qiyang was also by his side, and it seemed that he was mixing well with the instructor.

I said angrily: "Instructor Hao, hello, everyone is a little sick to their stomachs, can you take a few days off." ”

"A few days? Stomach ache so bad? "The instructor was a little confused.

I thought that there was no one around the instructor, but who knew that Yi Qiyang was also here! Originally, I was embarrassed and lost in front of a person, but in order not to train in the military, I let it go!

"What kind of experience do people hurt!" God, what have I done, I blushed myself, mother, I'm sorry, my daughter is embarrassing you!

I could clearly see the instructor and Yi Qiyang's faces jerk!

"Well, that'...... Lines, count...... Right, you don't have to...... After military training, go back to the classroom and ask your homeroom teacher for a leave. ”

Oh yes! It's worth the shame, as long as you don't endure the sun, it's okay! I rolled back to the ground, no, walked back to the classroom, picked up the novel, poured hot water, and started my happy life, a sip of hot water, a page of books, oops, life is so uncomfortable, watching the military training of that group of people is even more cool, if there are more peanuts and popcorn or something like that, it will be more perfect!

"Yan Yunci, why don't you have military training? What are you doing in the classroom? ”

I shuddered so much that I almost spilled the hot water, and I looked up to see that it was the head teacher.

"That, teacher, my menstrual period is coming, and my stomach hurts," I pretended to be weak, "I asked the instructor for leave, because my stomach hurts, and I haven't had time to go to you, no, I'm drinking boiling water, thinking that I can relieve my stomach pain." ”

"Oh, okay, I know, if it hurts, you can go home." The head teacher immediately softened his tone.

"No need, I'll see if it's going to be good, if it's good, I'll still insist on military training, and I don't want to drag the class back." I'm really an acting school! Truly worship yourself, like the surging river that stretches endlessly!

If not his, of course

Everything was a pleasure...

Seeing them line up for dinner one by one with black heads and black faces, and I have already finished buying and eating, I can't help but fall in love with myself, how can I be so smart, how can there be such a smart woman in the world!

They returned to the classroom one after another, tired as dogs, and began to prepare for self-study at night, and those hateful school bullies pretended to love learning, and hated such people the most, as if they loved to study! Cut!

Well, I'll admit, I'm jealous......

After a while, my annoying tablemate Yi Qiyang also came back, in fact, he is not so annoying, he is okay, he is not so sorry for his parents, but he is too cheap, usually okay, witty and humorous, quite funny, but cheap, that is called a dim! The sun and the moon have no light! It can kill people alive!

He didn't look so tired after military training, the sweat on his head flowed down his bangs one by one, his mature face was slightly smiling, his eyes were very bright, and his fluffy hair was even more avant-garde......

I hurriedly shook my head! Damn, Yan Yunci! What are you thinking about that! When did I have this problem with too!

He sat down in his seat and leaned over to my ear.

What does he want to do? If he doesn't stay away from me, I'm going to beat him!

"Don't think I don't know that you are pretending, I advise you to hurry up to military training tomorrow! Otherwise, I'll sue the class teacher and instructor! "He told me viciously, as if I was not going to military training to dig up his ancestral grave!

"Hmph, whatever!" I still don't believe they can believe your words, can't they check it yet!!

"Humph!"

He laughed a little creepy to me. What does he want to do, will he make any rude demands! Oh, Yan Yunci, what are you thinking! When did you become a rotten girl!

He suddenly stood up and began to say loudly: "Yan Yunci, I heard that your relatives have come to see you!" What kind of relatives? ”

The people around them turned to look.

I! I! Yes!

Why is he so shameless, how can a boy say this kind of thing! What a shame!

I hurriedly asked him to sit down! whispered to him, "It's not a shame for you to say that!" "I'm so angry!

"No shame, just get used to it!" He was very cheap, "Whether to go or not!" ”

God, how could I know him!

"What the hell do you want!" I had to bow my head, I was really shameless and invincible!

"Hehe, Xiao Yunci, in fact, it's nothing, tomorrow you obediently go to military training, I won't say anything, how about it?" Looking at his cheap expression, I want to scratch his face!

I gritted my teeth, which were about to be crushed by me, and said with blood in my mouth, "Okay! Good! Good! I promise you! Lad, you'd better pray that you don't do it at my hands! ”

"Threaten me, huh?" He smiled sheepishly, then stood up again! "Yan Yunci, which relative is it? I ......"

"I was wrong, big brother!"

Woo woo, you wait! One day I'm going to kill you! And your whole family!

"Isn't this the end, I have to test Ben Yangshao's patience, hahahahahahaha!"

Laugh, laugh at you! You'll have a funny time in a few days! You wait! Damn Ikiyang.

The next morning, I had to go to military training, I was really afraid that Yi Qiyang would be shameless, when I went to the playground I saw all the students sitting in the playground waiting for the arrival of the instructor, far away I saw Yi Qiyang and Mo Xiang sitting on the ground laughing obscenely, I don't know what obscene topics to talk about. To be honest, school has just started, and I really don't know anyone except Yi Qiyang, but it's not good to sit with two big men, so I just found a place to sit down, and then took out my mobile phone to play for a while to pass the time.

Suddenly, someone tapped me on the shoulder, and I looked back to see that it was Yi Qiyang and Mo Xiang: "What are you doing!" Is there something going on? "My attitude is not particularly good, imagine if someone treats you like this, your attitude will not be particularly good.

"It's okay, seeing that you are alone, come and talk." Yi Qiyang laughed and snorted.

So kind? I don't believe it, I feel like there must be a conspiracy!

"Oh, let's talk." I'm absent-minded, I'm playing on my phone and chatting with my little friends, asking how they're doing?

"That, at the same table, how about borrowing our mobile phones to see if we have a look?" Yi Qiyang smiled at me flatteringly.

Yo, it turns out that it's waiting for me here, for something like this, I just want to say impossible! Maybe there was a drama before, but now, it's absolutely impossible! At that time, there were not many students who had smart phones in the first year of high school, but Zhuo Xiangyi had them at that time, and a few of our friends showed off, so I pestered my mother to buy one, I just wanted it to be very expensive, almost one semester of my tuition.

"I've never seen this mobile phone, it's so earthy! Haven't you two used it? I use this kind of phone now. "I deliberately held my phone to my chest so that he wouldn't see it.

"That, it's not that I haven't seen it, it's just that I don't have any money, my money is only enough to pay for tuition, plus my dad you won't buy it for me." Yi Qiyang's eyes have never left my mobile phone, and he has been staring at me, and he looks like a dick and a dick. He said his money? Only enough to pay for tuition? He pays his own tuition?

"I've used it too, I'm not afraid that I'm more obedient to my dad now, if I don't use it, I won't use it, I've always wanted to see it." Mo Xiang is also the shameless bear.

"Don't worry." I smiled shallowly, feeling very kind to myself.

"Really." They sat on either side of me and moved a little closer.

"I'm not going to play with you two." My tone turned sharply, really fart, what if I get broken by the two of you, can you two little dicks be worthy?

"Just a moment? It's so Yunci! Please! "Hey, I have goosebumps, I can't stand it, what kind of trouble is a big man talking like this!

"yes, just do it!" Mo Xiang also helped on the side.

"Impossible!" I righteously refused! No way!

"Then I'll tell you about your leave of absence and sick leave from the instructor!"

Hey? Dare to threaten me?

"I tell you, you say! You said I wouldn't give it to you, so you're going to die with this heart! "You also threatened me, and I won't give it to you if you say it, you villain, hum!

"Uh, that dear tablemate, I'm kidding, how could I report you?" I turned my head away from him, didn't speak, and swore to defend my phone!

"Yan Yunci, do you see your father is here?" Yi Qiyang pointed with his hand in the opposite direction to me.

My dad? Impossible, right? I turned my head and looked, there was nothing, it was all military training people, and suddenly I felt empty in my hands, and I understood something at this moment! I'll kill you!

I looked back, Mo Xiangge picked up the phone and ran, and the two of them kept fighting while running: "I'll take a look first!" ”

"I'll take a look first, you let go, you let go for me!"

O God! Don't take it, what if you drop it!

"Don't fight, can't I play with you! What to do if you drop it! "I'm really anxious, but they just keep fighting, so I also joined the competition, the phone is in Mo Xiang's hand, he is relatively tall, holding it high, Yi Qiyang and I can't reach it, I saw Yi Qiyang jump violently to grab the phone, so the bloody plot of the TV series happened in reality.

The mobile phone flew into a parabola from Mo Xiang's hand perfectly, and we didn't move at this moment, watching the mobile phone fly slowly, and then fell into the sewer of the playground......

At that moment, the scene was unusually quiet, you look at me, I look at you.

"I'm going to kill you both!" O God! My heart hurts!

"Don't run! Catch your phone! ”