Chapter 218: Collusion Rises
Dog blood! It's bloody! How did such a bloody plot appear on him, Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng, how lucky you are, to make a girl like that, that night must have been very ecstatic! No, this one is even more ecstatic today, think about it, there must be a different kind of excitement when there are outsiders around! Right!
That's right, that's right, and that Li Qing girl is also here, I have to say, this girl is getting more and more mature, I like this kind of girl!
Then, a few of us played a drinking game, hehe, I and Qi Yang are the best at playing, if you want to talk about fighting, we are compared to Xiaofeng, definitely not, if you want to say how to play a scoundrel, haha, I am the best at Qi Yang, and cooperate tacitly! Be invincible!
Playing the poker game, I saw Wu Yili's Q, the biggest, but the essence of this game is that I don't know what my cards are, I have seen Wu Yili retreat, Li Qing seems to be a veteran of the wine field, and directly scared Wu Yili, Wu Yili didn't know what to do, thought for a long time, and asked: "How many do I need to open you?" Or how many do you need to open Li Qing? ”
"It's not okay to only open mine, you can only open the house, either open it all, or only open Li Qing's, Li Qing's is eighteen, and all open is three plus five plus eight, that is, sixteen times two, that is, thirty-two!" I said slowly, adding to the burden on her heart, "If you don't play, you just have two drinks." ”
Wu Yili shook her head: "Forget it, don't play, fold the cards," said and took down the cards on his forehead and looked at them, and then he definitely said the two classic words: "!" I am a believer in your wickedness! ”
I smiled and said, "You're a bit of a foul, you can't look at the cards until the whole game is over, and it's just two glasses of wine, and you can't get drunk." I laughed, it's really cool to be a pervert!
Wu Yili drank a small glass of wine unhappily, and poured another glass of wine, although the wine is not much, but it looks cool, this is the charm of the game, if you really drink it, I don't think she drinks so much I'm very happy, but if she can't stand it angrily, I'm still very happy.
I smiled and asked Xiaofeng, "You, are you still following?" Anyway, I'm the biggest, I can play as much as I want, and I can play as much as I want?
Xiaofeng said: "If I fold like this, it seems that I am too cowardly, I will open my house!" Sixteen opened! ”
"But, what if this one is the same?" Lin Dieyan said with a small notebook.
I was about to say that, Yi Qiyang came out of the toilet: "You have said, the same, that is, the cheap opening of the cards, I thought of Yu Quankai, because we all know the same, the referee also knows, all the players also know, so it is the opening of the cards, everyone opens the cards, although there is a little bit of unreasonableness, but we are currently playing like this."
"Okay, it's cheap for you, Xiaofeng drink," I said, "I'll do the math, three plus sixteen plus one equals twenty, so let's do it, it's too troublesome for you to drink twenty cups, how about blowing a bottle directly?" Not difficult for you, right? ”
It's really cheap for him again, a bottle of beer is 750ml, and then no matter how small the cup is, there must be one or two, 750ml divided by 20, less than one or two, I'm just troublesome, how fast to drink a bottle, continue the following game.
Xiaofeng nodded: "Okay, I'll drink." I opened a new bottle of wine and drank it with a clatter, I looked very happy, fortunately I specially told the hotel, warm the wine a little, otherwise the winter drink is so urgent that you can really drink bad stomach.
When the time came to show my personality charm, I asked Li Qing: "Beauty, do you need me to help you have a few drinks?" Li Qing needs to drink nine cups.
Li Qing smiled and said, "You also underestimate me!" I'll just drink it myself. ”
Lin Dieyan also smiled and said, "Mo Xiang, don't have any bad intentions, there is a reinforcement camp for those chasing Li Qing in our school."
Forehead! Is it really good for you to hit me like this! Hehe, I'll fight back too! I laughed and said, "That's a lot better than chasing a married woman."
Lin Dieyan was very close to me, stood up and pinched my neck and said, "What did you say!" You repeat! How dare you slander me! ”
I'm almost out of breath! What do you want! I looked at Li Qing snickering there, and it seemed that I had heard a little about it.
Yi Qiyang said: "You two don't make trouble, okay, don't let people play."
Lin Dieyan still persevered: "Who asked him to destroy my innocence!"
"I didn't say you, you are so dead and stubborn, do you blame me?" However, Lin Dieyan glared at me, it seemed that he was about to do it again, so I hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, I was wrong, okay if I don't say it?" "This Sister Lin is really difficult to serve.
So go ahead and start drawing cards! I pulled one and put it on my forehead, and casually turned it around to Qiyang, who coughed to indicate that I saw it.
When they drew cards and put them on their foreheads, Qi Yang stretched out five fingers, and I understood, the cards are small, so don't do useless struggles, Xiaofeng is 8, Wu Yili is 10, the little monk is 9, and Li Qing still has a little drama, it is J, I'm afraid she won't dare.
Xiaofeng said one, I smiled, the little guy was scared, I folded, and then Li Qing, Li Qing was also very conservative and said two! The little monk is very unproductive, and folds directly, why can't the big man give it a fight! The mission of the three of us is to let Wu Yili and Xiaofeng drink down!
Wu Yili was bold this time after the last time, and called a five! Xiaofeng is really an upright soldier, he still doesn't change his face at this time, and he doesn't care about winning or losing for his girlfriend, I just like such a man!
Xiaofeng said five, I don't want to get taller anymore, it's Li Qing again, Li Qing said or I have five, Wu Yili said ten! it, okay, have courage! I admired it very much, I glanced at Li Qing, and quietly nodded to Li Qing when she also looked at me.
Li Qing comprehended, coughed lightly and said, "Since you are all like this, I, the elder sister, can't admit defeat, right, then I'll press fifteen!" Okay! ”
I applauded softly: "Sister Li Qing, atmosphere!"
Wu Yili didn't seem to be particularly dressed: "Okay, then I'll open it all, isn't it forty, the matter of two bottles of wine, it's all open!"
"I'll obey you!" I shouted loudly.
Li Qing put the cards down, and then Wu Yili looked at her cards and was annoyed loudly! Xiaofeng threw his cards on the table, hoping to make the cards bigger, but there was no more, and the cards were not broken.
I said, "That's it, there are too many of you, I don't count it, just three bottles, it's a lot, it doesn't matter who drinks more and drinks less." I helped them open the wine and handed it over.
Xiaofeng took two bottles, Wu Yili took one bottle, hahaha is cool to look at, even if I don't drink, I feel very refreshed! Looking at Xiaofeng, who usually abuses me, is now being abused, not to mention how comfortable it is!
I laughed and irritated them: "Still not playing?" You've had a lot of drinks, why don't you stop playing? ”
Wu Yili pointed at me unconvinced and said, "How many bottles of wine are these?" Go on! I don't think it's big enough! Bigger is not enough! ”
"Good! Have a backbone! Let's either turn our hole cards into five glasses of wine! What do you think! "I said, I really can't stand the appearance of the little monk where he is only mixing the chassis, I want him to drink more.
Li Qing smiled and said nothing, Lin Dieyan was a little worried: "Why don't you play so well?" Xiao Feng didn't speak, but his expression was also very solemn.
"Let's get started, shall we?" I said, and I said to Iqiyang, "Come on, referee, shuffle the cards?" ”
After Qi Yang shuffled the cards, he put the cards in a line, and then after five minutes, Wu Yili's face was flushed with drink, and she fell on the table, I don't want to laugh! Xiaofeng looks almost the same, and he is dizzy from drinking.
Yi Qiyang said dissatisfiedly: "Big brother, what are you going to do so much!" How to get to KTV! How to get them treated! ”
"Well," I scratched my head, "it's a bit of a big deal, so why don't you go to your bar?" ”
Lin Dieyan said, "But what about the two of them? Keep it at home? ”
I said, "Then it's cheaper for the two of them, throw them both in Xiaofeng's house, let them sleep, and let's go play after dinner."
As he spoke, Xiaofeng also fell on the table, can he not get drunk? Five packs of wine made them drink more than half, and Wu Yili vomited three times in the middle, Xiaofeng vomited once, the more he drank, the more confused his brain became, and he had to play this kind of intellectual game again, so if you are not drunk, who is drunk!
Li Qing said: "Why don't you help them back to the house first, it's not a matter to lie on their stomachs here."
Qi Yang said: "Okay, so let's throw Wu Yili into Xiaofeng's house first, let Dieyan and Sister Qing take off Wu Yili's clothes and put them in the quilt, and the little monk and Xiangzi will throw Xiaofeng into my house, take off the clothes, and then throw them into his own house."
I was puzzled and said, "Wouldn't it be over if you just put it in your house?" Don't be so troublesome! ”
"Damn!" Qi Yang was very dissatisfied, "What if he gets up in the middle of the night and treats me as Yili, I may not be able to resist if I am injured, and anyway, Wu Yili and Xiaofeng have long been husband and wife, this kind of thing doesn't matter, let's start, send them back and let's have a good meal." ”
Just do it, the little monk and I took off Xiaofeng from the room where he didn't go to the up, and if he took it off in the hall, wouldn't it be over if he left a pair of pants? We finished taking off his clothes after dividing them by two, and shouted loudly, "How are the clothes inside?"
"What's the hurry! Wait! "Well, this is Lin Dieyan's voice, and now Lin Dieyan's development trend is getting closer and closer to Yunci, and even the roaring people are becoming more and more similar.
We can wait, Xiaofeng can't wait, Xiaofeng only has one pants left, and the hall is not particularly warm.
Finally, after ten minutes of our little wind freezing, the door finally opened, and I had to admire this girl's mobility, very fast! It's fast to undress Xiaofeng, but it's too hard for him to lift it up, and drunk people are dead, which is not false at all!
Li Qing exclaimed: "Wow, Xiaofeng's muscles are so sexy, can I touch them!" it! So straightforward! I'm really jealous!
I said sourly: "It's really sexy, you'll know when you listen to Wu Yili's loud and sexy voice when you didn't come!"
"What do you mean?" Li Qing said.
Lin Dieyan hurriedly pushed Li Qing and asked her not to say: "Hurry up and carry it in, we're all packed."
We carried it in and saw that the quilt was all cleaned up, we threw it directly on the bed, let him sleep with Wu Yili, and then asked Lin Dieyan to cover them with the quilt, and we went out!
I'm exhausted! Damn, this little wind doesn't look sinking, but how does it feel heavier than me! At least one hundred and fifty pounds!
Li Qing came out and asked: "How did Xiaofeng train such good muscles, it looks really sexy!"
What are we boys most afraid of is to go to the swimming pool, and there is a man with a complete body standing next to him, holding a beer belly, and he is simply embarrassed!
I've completely lost my impression of Li Qing, hum! You're a nymphomaniac! I like men who pay attention to the outside like this, and women should look more at the connotation of men!
"His old man is a soldier, and he has to do formal training every year on vacation! And when I was in school, I also did sports every day. "Hahaha, I heard it, this Yi Qiyang is also jealous!