"Do you know what to say about that dean? He said something special that made me angry! The teasing expression was very angry, as if there was really such a thing!

"I've got to listen to what makes you so angry!" Said with a smile.

"No, how can I see you so happy, I'm angry that you're not very happy!" Said teasingly, pointing at the teasing.

"No, no." interjected a sentence of praise, and the action was to wave his hand again and again.

"I'll tell you, brother, don't laugh, inside, and you, you will be angry when you hear it!"

"Then I'll have to listen to it! What is this dean? ”

"The dean said that he didn't come to the famous one, so he had to invite the two of you to come!"

I smiled, and of course the audience laughed too.

"And then," continued teasingly, "the dean continued to persuade me bitterly, saying, brother, no one is coming to my big theater, no one is coming here to perform, my side is really going to close, don't care if you perform well or not, come and help me." ”

He looked around angrily and nodded with his finger: "This is to call Hanako to be hungry!" How could you agree to him to perform that, if you had told me that the dean said this to us, I wouldn't have come to perform today! ”

"Brother, don't be angry first, you listen to me, I was also angry at that time!"

"I'm going to be angry!" The expression of the compliment is very serious! Spread your hands.

"I said," said teasingly, pointing at the air, "what you say, what you say!" Who's not famous! Who's not famous! ”

"Just talk about him!" He was very angry.

"I said that although our brothers said that fame is really not good, but you can't say it!"

Shoved him violently: "What are you talking about!" ”

"That one, that, anyway, I'm not going! You say nothing f're going! Said teasingly.

"That's it! That's how it should be said! He rolled up his sleeves and looked very angry, "No, why did you agree to that in the end, how much money did you give you?" You sell your personality so much. ”

"That, what money! No money was given! He gently pushed the teasing one.

"Phew!" The boos from the audience came for a long time,

Amused looked at the audience helplessly.

"Tell me, the audience doesn't believe that." Said with a smile.

"That, a spicy strip!"

"Hahahaha."

"A spicy strip?" Said teasingly.

"Oh, what are you talking about," he teasedly wanted to change the subject, "let's talk about our grandfather." ”

But before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the audience: "The voice of ...... is still very long.

"Say, how much money has sold your flesh and personality, making you a big star so pedantic." Laughing at the teasing.

"A million!" Said softly in teasing.

"Woo ......" The audience, including me and Brother Shulin, gave a long exhale.

"Brother, what's wrong with the audience?" Teasingly looked at him and asked him.

"Don't blow it, it's a bit much." Said softly.

The audience smiled softly.

"Oh......" said a long sigh of amusement, "that dean gave me a hundred thousand." Said softly and teasingly, the voice was very small, and it felt as if there was no confidence, and the acting skills were really good.

"Phew!" The audience shouted again,

"What's going on?" The funny asked the funny again.

"You, say it anyway!" Said with a smile.

"Okay, this dean, it's not benevolent, give me a dollar!" The amusement elongated the sound, and put a finger up to indicate a dollar.

Then the audience laughed and applauded.

The funny expression was very funny, and he said, "What kind of audience are these!" What a taste! ”

"They think you're worth it! Isn't that right? "Heckled along.

"Yes!" The voices of the audience are very loud, and I can see that these two people are quite famous here, but I haven't heard of them.

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this, if you talk about it, the dean should rush me!" Laughed amusedly.

"So what are we going to say?"

"That, to be honest, this time I came here to talk about cross talk, and there is an unspeakable purpose, I hope that, the audience won't be angry when they say it."

"What's the ulterior motive? You talk about it, say it, and then judge it. ”

"I have two apprentices, some of you may know, some don't."

"I know, aren't they just those two apprentices who have studied art with you for three years and still have no fame." Said jokingly.

The audience all smiled, and some girls even covered their mouths and laughed very happily.

Tease didn't speak for a long time, just looked at this teaser, and after a while: "Are you up to please?" I see you've come up to tear down my platform! ”

"Oh, don't be angry, brother, you continue to talk about yours, what's wrong, what's wrong with your apprentice?" He was appeased.

"I've been studying with me for three years, and I haven't performed a single large-scale performance, I think, why do I have to make a debut with my unlucky apprentices recently."

"It's pretty unlucky!" Said quietly with a smile.

"Ahh

"Well, you go on, you, go on!"

"Then it happened that this dean came to me and said that he would hold a special show for me, collect some tickets, and I could be greedy for some money......"

The teaser hurriedly slapped the teaser's shoulder: "Hey, hey, hey, don't say it!" ”

"That, that, so I can make some money!" Stammered teasingly.

The audience laughed, and Brother Shulin and I smiled softly.

"I see, I see, you go on, don't care about those details, I and everyone understand what you want to say." He pressed his hand down, meaning you continue.

"Then, I'll just say give me a special show, say something that makes the audience unhappy, I'm pure, that is, when I hold a cross talk special, I can make my apprentice show his face."

"Let the audience get to know each other." Echoed the praise.

"Yes, yes, it's to get familiar with it and pave the way for your future acting career."

smiled commendly: "You are really real, and you love to tell the truth." I laughed too, indeed, it's really hard to find such an honest actor.

"Later, my two apprentices are about to play, I hope that when my apprentices talk about cross talk, everyone will watch cross talk with a relaxed attitude."

"You're really good to your apprentice."

"There's no way, you brought it in, you have to take some responsibility, if you go back and ask your parents, how did my son learn from you, I want to say that I haven't performed yet, and I can't explain it!"

"That's right." He nodded sheepishly.

"If you want me to say, this dean is also a little hateful, and he didn't even invite me to a host!"

"Only then did I find out that our brothers came up directly! There was no sensationalism from any hosts,"

"Yes, so, simply, I'll be a host."

"Okay, how are you going to do that?"

"Then I will ask my apprentice to say a paragraph for you, thank you!" After speaking, the amused and the cheerful bowed to the audience together.

The audience applauded, and then the two of them waved their hands and went backstage.

Brother Shulin asked me, "What do you think?" ”

I said what was in my heart: "In terms of plot, it's not very funny, the process of talking about cross talk is comfortable, just like listening to a story, I finished listening to cross talk, I think the rhythm is very good, and it's not pretentious at all." ”

"The comments are not bad, or they don't say cross talk at all, it's like chatting, paving the way for his apprentice to appear." Shulingo also said.

"This kind of thing is really rare, others are afraid to let outsiders know about this kind of thing to promote the younger generations, and they are all hidden when they do it, but this old-timer said it directly, and he is not afraid of rumors at all." I'm really curious about this.

"This is the real great wisdom, hiding it may have side effects, it is better to say it directly, let him scold if there is a scolding, anyway, some people will find various reasons to scold even if they don't show it." Brother Shulin said to me with a smile.

I nodded, "yes, it's very difficult to get out of the mud without staining." ”

"You've been studying for so many years, so you'll be able to write this poem," without waiting for me to refute, Brother Shulin continued, "Do you want to follow me to the backstage to have a look, and then come back to listen to cross talk." ”

I looked at Brother Shulin: "What are you going to see backstage?" ”

Brother Shulin was still mysterious: "If I don't tell you, you decide whether to go or not." ”

This one? Is it fun, Brother Shulin?

"Go!" I'm sure of it! Since Brother Shulin said that, there must be something, and it is still a good thing for me.

When the two young men first came on stage, I followed Brother Shulin and left, and followed him left and right to a room with a backstage written on it, and there were two security guards at the door.

When Brother Shulin took me to push the door in, the security guard didn't stop me and let us in.

I thought I would see the two talking cross talk when I went in, but there was nothing, just a table and a few benches, and there was a lot of space, probably for backstage practice.

I looked around and saw a lot of notebooks on the table, I glanced at it, and I looked at it, and there were two words written on it.

Hey? This thing makes me very interested, I picked it up and looked at it, it's such a thick book, and there are 200 pages of visual inspection, how many cross talk scripts do you have to have.

I was sure to open it and take a look, so Shulin found a bench and sat down, picked up a cigarette and smoked it himself, and I turned the first page.

There is a paragraph at the beginning: If you want to talk about cross talk well, you have to practice basic skills. Now there seem to be people in the cross talk industry who advocate self-learning without a teacher. A person gets a notebook, and he goes on stage in three days, you say this, I say that, and when it's over, it's over. It's not a performance, it's a memorization of lines!

This, that, it seems to be saying me again, and my face is hot when I say it.

Forget it, continue to look down: "Every cross talk actor has to learn twelve basic skills." First, the opening poem. The opening poem of cross talk is different from ordinary poems, he uses limerick poems, and he will make people laugh when he reads the opening poem......