Chapter 151: What Did You Do to the Orangutan
Bai Xiaochuan didn't speak at all, just looked at Lin Qianshan with a smile.
Lin Qianshan didn't notice it at all, and he was still foaming at the mouth.
"Knocked me unconscious, and he was still writing on me, and so was my second uncle, who was looking in the mirror, and gave this little bastard suddenly shot out of the mirror and stuck it directly in the eye......"
"Enough!" Bai Wenlong shouted: "Your Lin family is a family in Jiangcheng, you can allow others to come and go freely, and you can sneak into the bathroom to attack you, Lin Qianshan, you are also a five-grade master, you don't know that someone has drilled next to you?" ”
Lin Qianshan: "This ......"
He really didn't know this, who was still so alert when he was taking a bath.
However, the fact that Bai Xiaochuan got into his house is enough to make people puzzled.
One of the people present was counted as one, and they all looked at the Lin family with smiles.
Continue your performance, you don't believe it when you say it, the Lin family is not a tiger's den in Longtan, but it is not a place where you come and go freely, your nonsense is a bit outrageous.
If the Lin family was so easy to enter, your Lin family would have been wiped out a long time ago, okay?
What's even more exaggerated is that Bai Xiaochuan stretched out his eyes from the mirror.
Big brother, let's not talk nonsense, okay?
Even if he has the ability to say the sky, he can't hide in the mirror, right?
Bai Wenlong looked at Lin Qianshan with an ugly face, turned his head to look at the Lin family master and said, "Lin family master, is your Lin family a little excessive?" ”
His heart is in a huge mood, Bai Xiaochuan can't afford to provoke him, but for the sake of the ghost domain will open, Lao Tzu still comes to call the shots for you.
As a result, you have to have an outline to deceive people, no one believes nonsense, does it know?
"I'm not lying!" Lin Qianshan stiffened his neck, tore off his shirt, and turned around sharply and said, "Look, this is what this bastard wrote on me......
As soon as his clothes were torn off, the front from his neck to his belly, including his face, was black and swarthy.
The comedic effect is top-notch.
He turned around, and Xiaomi was the first to laugh.
Then the exorcists in the whole courtyard went crazy with laughter.
Behind this goods one by one, the back of the eight big characters is divided into two rows, and it is written crookedly "I have AIDS, please do not approach ......"!
While everyone was laughing, Bai Xiaochuan suddenly let out an exclamation: "Do you have AIDS? ”
As he spoke, he looked frightened and retreated.
Lin Qianshan said in his heart, what AIDS is, Lao Tzu doesn't know whether it's good or not!
But Bai Xiaochuan shouted: "Everyone stay away from him, AIDS is a terrible disease......
Bai Wenlong rushed out after a "rub", and went directly to Bai Xiaochuan's side, and Li Liang also hurriedly came over.
Lin Qianshan: "......"
This Nima, you are here to call the shots with us, why did you run away from this kid?
"Brother Bai, what the hell is AIDS?" Bai Wenlong asked suspiciously.
He didn't know anything else, but Bai Xiaochuan was suspected of being a disciple of Gu Haitang loudly, and it was not unusual to know something that others didn't know.
Who called Gu Haitang a god who is a boundless character!
Bai Xiaochuan Zhengse said: "AIDS is an extremely serious infectious disease, and people who have this disease are basically ...... saved."
As soon as he said this, Bai Wenlong suddenly felt uncomfortable, he was so close to this kid just now, he shouldn't have been infected.
As soon as they heard that it was an infectious disease, everyone took a few steps back, for fear that one would be accidentally infected by Lin Qianshan.
"That, Brother Bai, what the hell is this AIDS!" Bai Wenlong was a little apprehensive in his heart, this kind of life-threatening matter, it was better to ask clearly.
"AIDS is an extremely virulent virus, mainly through blood-borne and fork-and-fork transmission......"
Hearing Bai Xiaochuan say this, Bai Wenlong put his mind at ease, blood infection, then he is not afraid, and what the hell is that fork infection?
"What is a fork contagion?" Bai Wenlong asked casually.
Bai Xiaochuan said: "Oh, it's a kind of exercise that everyone likes to do and is very ashamed to mention, this kind of exercise is generally ...... at night."
When he said this, Bai Wenlong understood.
Isn't it just that little thing between men and women, to tell you, why is it so wrong?
"Homosexuals, in particular, are the most susceptible to this disease!" Bai Xiaochuan said solemnly.
"Gay?" Li Liang shouted beside him, and then he looked at Lin Qianshan with a strange gaze.
Li Liang frowned, how can he remember, it seems that Lin Qianshan pursued Bai Xiaochuan, so this ...... Having AIDS doesn't seem unusual, right?
"How?" Bai Wenlong said curiously.
Li Liang whispered a few words in his ear.
Bai Wenlong looked at Lin Qianshan in surprise, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that the heir of your dignified Lin family doesn't love red makeup and arms, it's really unusual.
"According to my master, this AIDS first appeared in orangutans, and later spread to people......" Bai Xiaochuan walked around with his hands behind his back to continue popularizing science.
Bai Wenlong touched his chin and appeared on the orangutan, how could it be transmitted to people.
Then I saw Bai Xiaochuan stop in front of Lin Qianshan and said, "Lin Qianshan, you said, what did you do to the orangutans that you would be infected with AIDS......
Lin Qianshan was furious, "I didn't do anything......"
"No way, AIDS is a fork infection except blood, you must have done something to the orangutans!" Bai Xiaochuan said loudly.
When the people around heard this, they almost didn't explode.
, they didn't understand this the first time, the key is that they didn't think about it at all.
When Bai Xiaochuan emphasized it, everyone immediately felt bad.
The taste of this product is so unique that it is simply not too intimidating.
Do all orangutans like it? You are already the boss of the entire Interstellar Federation, and I guess there is no second person like you.
A group of people looked at Lin Qianshan with the wrong eyes, you are a bull and a cock, which makes your father embarrassed.
Someone has already secretly taken out his phone and started posting in the house of the exorcist.
"Shocked, the gorillas in the zoo screamed in the middle of the night, and the eldest son of the Lin family was infected with Shen Ke......"
"I ...... I didn't do anything to the orangutans......" Lin Qianshan looked confused, Lao Tzu's illness has something to do with the orangutans, and besides, I don't get sick at all.
"You really didn't do anything to the orangutans?" Bai Xiaochuan looked playful: "Then ...... you got AIDS?"
"I'm not sick......"
"What did you do to the orangutans!"
"I didn't do anything!"
"You're sick!"
"I'm not sick!"
"No, you're sick!"
"I'm sick, I'm sick, why can't I be sick?" Lin Qianshan has been forced to a state of collapse, am I here to discuss with you whether you are sick or not?
As soon as he said this, the whole courtyard was silent, and everyone looked at him with terrifying eyes.
This is an indirect admission that you have an ulterior relationship with the orangutan!
After Lin Qianshan finished speaking, he knew that he had pitted Bai Xiaochuan again, and he was speechless.
Bai Xiaochuan sighed with admiration: "In ancient times, Xu Xian dared to say snakes, and now there are three hundred rounds of battle between Lin Qianshan and orangutans, you really deserve to be the show of Jiangcheng Shuangxiu......"