Teacher...... I'm not going on a blind date pageant!

What do you mean by getting a backless outfit!

Xu Feng said with an embarrassed face: "Master, I still have to fight." ”

"Oh, yes, yes!" Aunt Thirteen hurriedly put away her backless outfit and took out a relatively conservative dress.

Xu Feng said helplessly: "Okay, that's it." ”

"Take off your coat and I'll put it on for you." The thirteenth aunt said with her dress.

Xu Feng hurriedly waved his hand, "Don't, Master, I'll wear it myself." ”

"How can you wear it yourself? Let me tell you, this dress is a problem to wear, and I have to help you tighten your waist. The thirteenth aunt urged: "Hurry up and take it off, it's awkward, like a big girl." ”

Xu Feng sighed, gritted his steel teeth, and took off his robe.

Aunt Thirteen threw the caftan aside, "By the way, do you want to wear bra?" It is intimate clothing that can make you more feminine. ”

"No!" Xu Feng hurriedly exclaimed.

"Okay."

The thirteenth aunt immediately helped Xu Feng put on the dress, and said while tying the skirt belt behind Xu Feng's waist: "I left you the longest belt, and when you get to the boat, if you think the dress is in the way, you can take off the dress by pulling off the belt." ”

"Understood." Xu Feng touched the strap and determined the position of the belt.

Aunt Thirteen brought a pair of high heels and a lady's top hat with blue feathers, "Put the shoes on, and the hat will be put on." ”

Xu Feng compared the high heels with the soles of his feet, and said with a wry smile: "Master, I can't wear them." ”

Aunt Thirteen was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter, "Also, it's already very reluctant for you to be a big man to wear my skirt, how can you put on my high heels?" But luckily, this dress is long enough to probably cover your feet. What about hats? Can I wear a hat? ”

Xu Feng tried it and shook his head.

Aunt Thirteen immediately found a lace silk scarf and put it on Xu Feng's head.

"Well, that's in the past." Aunt Thirteen smiled and said, "However, I still have to paint your makeup." ”

As he spoke, he didn't care whether Xu Feng agreed or not, so he picked up the fragrant powder and slapped it on Xu Feng's face.

After tossing for more than ten minutes, Aunt Thirteen finally let go of Xu Feng's face with satisfaction.

"Wow!" When Xu Feng looked in the mirror, he was startled.

In the mirror, it is clear that she is a trendy beauty with clear eyebrows.

Aunt Thirteen smiled and hooked Xu Feng's chin, "Ah Feng, you have such a good foundation!" If I were a man, I would be tempted by you! ”

…… Master, please don't make trouble...... Xu Feng's face was red, and he really wanted to find a crack to get into.

"Let's go, let your master take a look." Aunt Thirteen took Xu Feng's hand and walked out of the room.

In the courtyard, Huang Feihong was already waiting very anxiously.

Ya Chasu found a helper from the militia group, and waited for the "Thirteen Aunts" played by Xu Feng to be in place.

"Everyone, look-" Aunt Thirteen smiled and stepped aside, and the women's clothes appeared in everyone's eyes.

Huang Feihong and the others were all stunned.

Liang Kuan stammered and said, "This, this, this is Senior Brother A Feng?" ”

Ya Mo Su glared at Liang Kuan, "Don't, don't learn what I say and speak!" This、This is Senior Brother Ah Feng? ”

Xu Feng scratched his ears helplessly, "Don't make fun of me." ”

Ya Cha Su said in surprise: "Wow! Also, it's really Ah Feng's junior brother! ”

Huang Feihong also said in amazement: "Aunt Thirteen, you are really amazing!" ”

The thirteenth aunt pursed her lips, "That's a good foundation of Ah Feng, if you are a group of rough men and lend me a hundred hands, I can't help it!" ”

A militia brother came up, clasped his fists and said, "Master Afeng! Excuse me...... Do you still have a sister? ”

…… You roll the calf for me!

Xu Feng rolled his eyes at the militia brothers.

Huang Feihong said: "Okay, without further ado, we will follow Ah Feng's plan now." ”

"Yes!"

Immediately, the crowd tensed up.

Liang Kuan used a hemp rope to tie up Xu Feng and the other four militia brothers, of course, this was just a show, and it was not tied to death, Xu Feng tried it, and with a light struggle with both hands, he could break free.

Huang Feihong turned to Ya Cha Su and said, "Ah Su, don't go, stay in Baozhi Lin and protect Aunt Thirteen." ”

“…… It's Master! Ya Cha Su nodded helplessly.

At this moment, he was a little envious of Xu Feng.

However, he didn't have the courage to wear women's clothes.

"Ah Feng, you must be careful." Aunt Thirteen said with worried eyes.

"Don't worry, Master." Xu Feng said with a smile.

"I mean, you have to be careful not to mess with the makeup on your face, or it's going to look ugly." Aunt Thirteen said as she tidied up the headscarf for Xu Feng.

Xu Feng suddenly had goosebumps all over his body, and he wanted to flee immediately.

"I always feel like there's something missing...... That's right! Lipstick! Aunt Thirteen hurriedly ran back to the room and grabbed a handful of lipstick.

"Well, this color number is more compatible, use this." The thirteenth aunt pinched Xu Feng's chin and painted Xu Feng's red lips on the spot.

"Perfect!"

Aunt Thirteen said happily: "Do we look like sisters?" Ah Feng, would you like to take a picture with me? You are the first man in my Tang dynasty to have the courage to wear a dress, and I want to record this moment well. ”

Xu Feng looked at Huang Feihong with pleading eyes, "Master, let's hurry up and start okay?" I'm afraid that the senior brother won't be able to hold on. ”

If it goes on like this, even if the senior brother can hold on, Xu Feng himself will not be able to hold it anymore.

Huang Feihong hurriedly said: "Go!" Walk! ”

Xu Feng was the first to rush out of Bao Zhilin, running faster than Liang Kuan.

Huang Feihong chased a few steps, suddenly stopped, turned around, and said to Aunt Thirteen with a serious face: "Aunt Thirteen, love tiger oil!" ”

After speaking, he rushed out of Bao Zhilin.

The thirteenth aunt seemed to have been struck by lightning, and the whole person froze in place!

Huang Feihong, who has never known amorous customs, actually said "I love you"?

Is this about the destruction of the world?

"Feihong—" Aunt Thirteen had tears in her eyes and shouted at Huang Feihong's back, "I·love·you·too!"

"Spit?" Huang Feihong muttered in a low voice while running: "I just asked [hello], why did Aunt Thirteen spit on me?" Alas, foreign languages are really troublesome! ”

…… When he was about to reach the shore, Xu Feng slowed down and covered half of his face with a turban.

Liang Kuan pretended to escort them, pushing and shouting all the way.

"What people!"

Several River Sand Gang thugs jumped out from behind the reef, swordsmanship of steel knives in their hands.

Liang Kuan immediately shouted: "Dog thing! Don't you even know me! ”

One of the villains at the head raised the torch to take a closer look, and then grinned: "Yo, it turned out to be Senior Brother Liang Kuan, sorry, sorry!" Brothers, put away the guys, it's Senior Brother Liang Kuan who is back! ”

The Hesha Gang surrendered to the foreigners of the Meliken Country, and worshipped Yan Zhendong as his teacher, so Liang Kuan is naturally the senior brother of the Hesha Gang.

"What are these?"

"Lord Jishan asked me to arrest Aunt Thirteen to blackmail Huang Feihong, oh, this is Aunt Thirteen!" Liang Kuan said in a deep voice.

The gangsters of the Hesha Gang, who came out of death row in the provincial capital, had not seen the real Thirteenth Aunt, but they had heard that the Thirteenth Aunt was as beautiful as a flower, and as soon as they heard that the "woman" in front of them was the Thirteenth Aunt, they immediately surrounded them like flies.

"It turns out that this is Aunt Thirteen!"

"You've grown so tall!"

"Fine-skinned and tender!"

One of the villains reached out and touched the face of the "Thirteenth Aunt", and Liang Kuan raised a kick and directly kicked the villain out of the air.

"Aunt Thirteen is what Master Jishan wants, what kind of thing are you, and you dare to get involved?"

At the mention of the name of Jishan, all the members of the River Sand Gang present were honest.

Liang Kuan shouted in a deep voice: "Prepare a sampan for me, and I will send them on the boat." ”

"Yes, Senior Brother Liang Kuan."

The gangsters of the Hesha Gang hurriedly prepared a small boat for Liang Kuan, and Liang Kuan pushed the "Thirteenth Aunt" into the boat and rowed towards Jishan's cruiser.

As soon as he boarded the big boat, a gangster of the River Sand Gang with a short-handled firearm pinned to his waist came over.

"Liang Kuan! The river boss wants to see Aunt Thirteen! Give her to me, and the rest will be put in a cell!" ”