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So according to my understanding of men, in reality, people who blow all over the sky, saying how strong and strong their ability to chase girls is, basically that kind of person is very cowardly, and to a certain point, I think even when I see a beautiful woman talking, I will become stammering, and even more likely to have a nosebleed, this thing is definitely not an exaggeration for those people, those people brag about this thing mainly to give themselves a long face, anyway, some things are blown up, No one will really confirm whether that thing is true or not, at most, some people are straightforward and say that you are bragging, that is the top of the sky, if someone really has to verify to find a strange girl for you to chase, it can only be said that you bragging a little back, just met an upright person, met a person who had to break the casserole and ask the end.

In fact, there are a lot of people like me in real life, although I don't particularly like to brag, but I am indeed like most boys are not particularly good at chasing girls, mainly because I think the Chinese environment is like this, if you play with girls when you are a child, you will be a little excluded by others, of course, this situation is not particularly much, there must be, so the experience of chasing girls is definitely not as good as some Western countries, So most of the boys who brag after high school and college really don't have much experience, it's possible that he doesn't even have the experience of falling in love just for the sake of bragging, and even his experience is basically from the novel, but often the words of the cheats written in the novel chasing girls are also nonsense, learned from other novels, and the learning is not particularly complete, so a very bizarre version will be produced as soon as it is passed on to ten or ten. But this very bizarre version is often believed by many people, because it is true that there is not a lot of experience in this area, and there are not many books in this area, and we are not sure whether that thing is correct or not, but it seems to be quite right, so we choose to believe it.

I want to say so many things mainly because I do have a little bit of interest in the girl in front of me, and it is also within the scope of my appreciation, but I really can't talk about it, not how to kiss it, but how to start with it, in fact, I don't have much experience in this area.

I believe that most people are the same as me in real life, when chatting with acquaintances, they can talk about what they say and what skills, anyway, it is Hu Tianhai's nonsense, but it really makes us face a situation like this, when we go to the street to talk to do something that can communicate with people, or when we do some sales work, at first we feel very cowardly, stammering and unable to say a few words, and we are not qualified for this job or this thing. Even after a lot of training, we will use a very routine language to communicate with others, to start a new communication with strangers, but if we are asked to express it in a very natural way, I believe that most people, including Western countries, will not be so fluent, so in fact, I have found that it is human nature not to like to communicate with people.

The girl actually doesn't like to talk very much.,Or I didn't look at me at all.,Anyway, it's there to play with the mobile phone while eating.,I didn't raise my head.,The bangs that aren't too long because the head is lowered or cover all her face, so I can't see it clearly.,Originally, I wasn't going to play with the phone.,Because if you play with the phone, you're pretending to be forced.,But this girl also plays with the phone, and I'm not sure if I can play.,So hurry up at this time to finish eating first.。

But once people have nothing to do, they will involuntarily take out their mobile phones, and even say that you don't know when you take out your mobile phone, and then you take out your mobile phone, you seem to sometimes don't know what you are doing, and I am in such a situation, a situation that modern people have, take out the mobile phone and unlock it and then open a few applications to quit and don't know what to continue to do, maybe we feel that the mobile phone is useless at this time, but once you put the mobile phone down to go to work and school, We will have an incomparable sense of anxiety, as if we have no way to continue to live without the mobile phone at this time, and even say that it seems to be the case, because the mobile phone is always concerned about us whether it is in school or at work, the leader's group, the class teacher's group, the release of news depends on the mobile phone, on the one hand, it shows his kind of fast and convenient transmission of information, on the other hand, it shows the incomparable anxiety after we have a mobile phone.

I opened WeChat and I saw a thing I collected.,It's the WeChat account of the girl I collected yesterday.,The girl's WeChat account has been collected by me so that I can easily add it later.,I estimate that Mo Xiang has added this WeChat account at this time.,As for the other party's sister-in-law who didn't agree with me, I'm not sure.,But I think the duck on the catch up is not so fragrant after all.,How do you feel that this sentence seems a little wrong.。

Open the phone and there is nothing to do on this collection of sister's WeChat to copy and then paste to the place to add friends ready to add friends, to be honest, I actually don't use WeChat very often, it's okay when I was in high school, I mean when I repeat high school, because the head teacher controls all of our WeChat and lets us join a group chat, so that he can easily post some tasks and his spiritual instructions, but now I've retired, So basically WeChat is not much use in my life, and I also turned off the permission of WeChat, that is, if I don't open WeChat, I don't know what news WeChat comes in, I remember that a few days Shulin sent me a WeChat, although it doesn't matter, but what I want to say is that I found this thing at least three days later, which shows that I don't use this software often, but download it and register a number must have its use, Because now people are particularly fond of WeChat, some middle-aged and elderly people or larger groups are more fond of WeChat software, the reason is very simple is that there is not so much cumbersome, compared to QQ this software, its functions must be a lot less, that is, this reason leads to his software is simple, clear and easy to understand, so some people who need the most concise tools choose it, such as large companies, small companies, large groups, small groups, plus the function of payment,Over time, more and more people use it,But to be honest, the reason why young people like QQ is because he has a lot of functions,It's more suitable for young people's bells and whistles and colorful modern life,Of course, I can only say that each has its own benefits,Anyway, because of preconceived feelings,So I'm still more used to using QQ,Of course, the reason why I use QQ is not because of how good its function is,I don't like to use a lot of functions,I don't care about his level, So I won't find a computer every day like other people to hang QQ.,And then log in with any antivirus software and continue to log in with other third-party software to speed up its upgrade.,Anyway, I'm just resigned to fate, he loves as many levels as he wants.,This thing is not League of Legends.,How many levels don't have much effect on me.,His biggest role for me is the chat function.,And if I change my phone number, I can contact my friends as soon as possible.。

And then I opened this 100-year-old WeChat.,Added this girl's WeChat account.,Of course, before adding, I first looked at this girl's information.,If it's a dinosaur, I'm sure I'll not add it for the time being.,Then you said that if you look particularly ugly, I'll choose to delete her League of Legends number.,I observed it for a long time.,Look at the avatar and look at the space.,Eh,It seems that my statement is wrong.,It should be a look at her circle of friends.,There is no permission to set up, After looking at it a few times, I found that the frequency of her use of WeChat is quite frequent, and there are more selfie photos, but I see how these selfie photos are so familiar, of course, I am not familiar with the appearance of this girl, but the background of this girl's photo is very familiar, I feel that I seem to have been to a place where the background of her photo is located, and even said that it is particularly familiar, although I have been to a lot of places, but it is not particularly much that I can have such a familiar place, I thought about it repeatedly but just didn't come up with it.,And then I gave up on this thing.,And I took a good look at this girl's selfie.,How to say it's this girl's selfie I suddenly feel more and more familiar.,Is this girl because of the background that makes me feel familiar? I mean, because of the familiar background, it slowly and gradually transformed into this girl's body? I can't do it.,But I always feel like I've seen this girl somewhere.,Okay, I'm a nymphomaniac now? I suddenly felt like I was in danger right now.

I don't care about this matter for the time being, I sent this friend's application to the past.,Send it over, of course, I want to note who I am.,I'm definitely not the one who plays particularly poorly.,But the heroic and handsome mid-laner.,Not only do you play well.,But also be able to help you build an advantage.,What a good mid-laner this is.,You girl really can't find it with a lantern.,The main thing is that I can assist you! It's the kind that can assist you to the end, the kind that protects you 360 degrees by your side all the way without dead ends!

After the application passed, I haven't locked my phone and eaten seriously.,Suddenly this girl's consent interface came over.,So fast! It was completely unexpected.,But at this time, of course I know what to say.,Although I don't have a lot to talk about strange characters.,But after all, across a screen, I think I'm still good at this kind of thing.,So I think I'm still more competent for this kind of thing!

So I sent a smiley face first, and then said hello, beauty!

Although this kind of word is said to be provocative,But it's not particularly obvious.,And there's retreat and advancement.,If you don't dislike it, you can go further and tease with more tempting language.,If the girl shows a particularly disgusting meaning, then you can take a step back.,For example, classmates, for example, senior sisters.,It's okay.,Of course, if this girl tells you his name,,It's even better.,It's called a nickname.,Kind and no teasing!

And then this girl's situation belongs to a former situation.,I didn't show some disgust at some of the situations I said.,And it seems to be particularly special and unrestrained.,This girl said this.,Hello handsome guy woke up?

Oh, my heart is itchy now, I really didn't plan to rob Mo Xiang, that is to say, I just planned to find a sister or let Mo Xiang be better, because Mo Xiang does not have a sister, and it is indeed quite lonely, and I have not tried the taste of true love, so I should give it to my good brother Mo Xiang, but as a man with discipline, I can't just give up my sister! This is not only disrespectful to their brothers, but also disrespectful to their favorite sisters, at this time the brothers represent their opponents, for their opponents, we have to do our best to be the greatest respect for the opponent! So I think it's really not special if I do that, so I decided to continue to fight with this Mo Xiang! In the end, what do I mean to express, that is, Mo Xiang, don't think about this girl, this girl was contracted by me!

With these statements in my heart, I was completely convinced, so I went in with this girl to chat happily, I said I had already woken up, just waiting to have a double row with you, without you, I don't think I can score myself, after all, beauty is the biggest motivation for points!

Don't be afraid of too many words when chatting with your sister.,Don't think it's troublesome to type yourself.,More typing is often from the girl's point of view, you're valuing her.,That's why the girl will be happy.,She won't be bored with you because of the number of words.,But those disease-free * words are not necessary.,Some still do have some very active.,Very powerful words.,Continue to show respect for the girl.。

This girl also sent a naughty smile.,And then asked me when I have time.,Actually, I thought about it and I think I have time now.,Butterfly smoke is actually a little tired of it.,I was really interested in her at the beginning.,After all, a new type of girl.,As a man at the beginning, it must have been particularly special interested.,But the more back it is, it can't be said that it's not interested.,Only to say that the degree of interest is not so high., If there is a new girl who is beautiful at this time and I am asked to play league with her, this cheerful novelty will return to my heart, and a lot of hormones will be generated to drive me to give up Butterfly Smoke with a thousand lies, and then continue to attack this girl!

I hurriedly went back, I said there is time now, you wait for me for ten minutes, I can play the game with you, of course, in the end, I don't forget to add that you slept enough when you played the game yesterday, if you don't get enough sleep, don't hold on, after all, a sleep is still very important for girls.

Including the latter words are what I said to this girl, and then this girl quickly sent the words: "It's okay, I'm going to get up at nine o'clock today, the extent of girls staying up late is unimaginable to you boys, it's just that you boys are not good at entering girls' lives."

It's good if the girl is happy, and the girl is happy! I also chose the right time, I plan to go directly to the training room to play, because in the afternoon we need to play a training match, and we have to score directly, so when the score is played, you can play with a girl! Let these single dogs cry one by one!

At this time, the most important thing to do is to quickly whip up the food in your mouth to finish, and then as soon as possible to be able to let yourself take the girl to play games, now I am definitely holding, sleeping for eight hours except for not brushing my teeth, everything else is OK!

I ate fast.,And then don't look at the girl in front of me.,Now the girl in front of me is getting less and less attractive.,What's more, we shouldn't have much in common.,Look at this level of innocence, it seems to be a good girl.,It's not that I don't like a good girl.,But a good girl often means that she's a top student.,When she's a top student, it means that she doesn't particularly like to play games., So the two of us probably don't have much in common, and I think this point can just be abandoned.

After eating, I was sorry that I wasted a little food, and I felt deeply sorry for that! Next time, I must buy an extra meal for the beggar on the overpass, so as to atone for my deep sin, but at this time I have to waste a little, I feel that I have almost eaten and rushed to the training room, opened the room of the training room, and took a bottle of drink while turning on the computer, such a computer is very fast and then there is no other superfluous software, because those boys are embarrassed to let me see some abnormal things in front of girls, So there's no need to store some unhealthy things on these computers.,Finally, this computer is much cleaner than the QQ League of Legends browser and a computer's own software.,And in order to keep our computer from getting stuck.,We didn't even install the computer housekeeper.,As for the anti-virus, clean up the garbage, I haven't used it at all.,And then the garbage is basically cleaned up on a regular basis.,And don't use this kind of computer manager to clean up.,It seems to be a U disk used by Wang Xin, There is a special software for cleaning up garbage in the USB disk,And you can update the virus database regularly,I don't understand the specific situation.,Anyway, this computer shows the speed that he shouldn't have in this configuration.,Basically, after entering the time of the game reading bar,,It's 100% in no more than ten seconds.,That's why I like to play League of Legends here.,The computer configuration of Mo Xiang at home is very awesome., Anyway, the money of the computer can buy the money of two computers in the training room, and I estimate that the keyboard is more than enough to buy the two memory modules of the computer in the training room, but the fluency is indeed not as good as the computer during training, of course, Mo Xiang's computer is equipped with a large game of ten or so g, and there is another system, and this system alone takes up a lot of space.

After turning on the computer, I quickly boarded the League of Legends.,I didn't even log in to QQ.,I'm afraid of slow.,Hurry up and enter the password and log in quickly and wait for the girl.,But this girl's login speed doesn't seem to be so fast.,I drank half a bottle of drink and waited for nearly three or four minutes.,Still haven't seen this girl online.,Oh, how does this girl seem to have a little bit of disappointment to me?,It won't be that this girl will let me pigeon.。

But after waiting for about ten minutes or so, this girl is finally online, I have been waiting for her in the black voice room for a long time, and I can't wait to invite her in after she is online.

When this girl's sweet voice came again, I felt that my whole brain was filled with honey, and I could hear the gurgling sound for a while, of course, you can also say that my brain is in the water, not to mention the three words in the water, I can't think of a joke, and I have told this joke to this girl in a way that raises the topic, and the topic is to lead the topic to my joke anyway, and then let the girl hear my joke, of course, the most important thing is to make this girl laugh, That's what I did to circumvent the topic.

This joke was seen in a joke on one of my websites, which is a huge benefit of watching jokes on the Internet, that is, if you are really exposed to some jokes, you can inspire your memories of this joke in some scenes, and it happens that this joke can bring you a bumper harvest in career and love, then you will definitely not watch this joke in vain.

This paragraph goes like this, saying that there is a person named A, then we will call another person B, and one day B says to A: "I will give you a question, you can see if you can answer it or not."

A confidently said to B, "Okay, okay, what do you say?"

Then this B said to A: "Well, excuse me, if you jump into a pit twenty or thirty meters deep, and now you don't have any tools on you, and no one will save you if you shout, how will you climb out of this 20-meter-deep pit, remember that this pit is vertical, and there is no way for your hands to be able to stick to the wall of the pit."

And then this A instantly says to B, "I have a solution that I don't know if it works?"

"Oh, tell me, what can you do?"

A went on and said to B, "Oh, then I'll say that if it's me and I've fallen into such a deep pit, I'm going to take a needle and get all the water out of my brain, so that I can swim out of the pit and climb up."

Puzzled, B said to A, "You are sick, how can you have so much water in your brain?"

A retorted to B: "Why would I jump into such a deep pit if I don't have so much water in my brain!"

Although this joke is not particularly funny or even a little cold, but this joke is still a good joke to tease the girl, because it doesn't look so boring, if the explanation of the voice is emotional, it will also give people a particularly funny feeling, in fact, the degree of adjustment of this joke is completely depends on the person who tells the joke, sometimes the particularly funny joke is also particularly boring after the person who is not interesting to tell, as if he drank boiled water and spit it out to you, Ahem, it seems a bit disgusting to say that!

Of course, I don't think I'm a boring person, I think I'm still a very funny and interesting person, so when I told this joke, this girl laughed and quacked, like an old duck who didn't pay attention to her own image, of course, I wasn't disappointed in this girl, on the contrary, I was very proud of myself!

At this time, I once again felt guilty about Mo Shang, not that my brother didn't want you, but that this girl was too tempting! Of course, this feeling of guilt flashed away, and was attracted by the girl's laughter again.

I pulled the girl into the room and clicked up the queue, I asked the girl, "What position do you want to play?"

The girl is very polite at this time.,It seems that there is a trace of embarrassment in the words of the sudden double row.,At this time, I should show a sense of self-familiarity.,When the enemy sees me, I retreat, and the enemy retreats, then I'll attack like crazy! I said to my sister very well: "If you want to play the shooter, I will continue to assist you, rest assured that my ability to assist is very strong, as long as you don't dislike me, I can take you a little bit higher, but it may be more difficult, don't mind."

"No, no, no, if you can really assist, then you can assist, but isn't that a bit bad, I know most people don't particularly like to play assist." The girl is very intimate and intimate at this time, and such a girl really touches me very specially! How can there be such a caring girl in the world?,If I'm sorry for this girl and don't cherish such a girl, I'll be damned!

Of course, from the girl's words, I also felt that this girl didn't seem to have much interest in Mo Xiang, because for a long time, in our chat, this girl didn't mention Mo Xiang for half a sentence, which means that she probably doesn't have much feeling for Mo Xiang's character setting!

Actually, the girl is right.,Most people don't like to play assistive.,But except for me now.,There's no more than the current me who loves to play assist.,Auxiliary has now become my own ecology! Ahem, that's a bit big, I mean it's become a life attitude for my bubble girl, and even a warning motto!

I said to the eldest sister in a very serious and serious tone: "Beauty, don't say that, I really started playing League of Legends to focus on the auxiliary position, so I am very comfortable with this position, and in the recent professional game, my position is the auxiliary position, so I am a professional assistant."

I inadvertently revealed some of my amateur occupations in this paragraph.,This profession may not be particularly recognized by some scholars.,But for a girl who particularly likes to play League of Legends and has online banking,This profession seems to be similar to the star of the star chasing family.,Of course, it may be a bit exaggerated to say it.,This is what I want to say.,There should be no big difference between the words that express this meaning.,I revealed this thing just to make the girl interested in me again.,Let him ask again., Where are you I I saying that there may be some lies, for example, my current truth is that I am indeed a professional player, for a real professional player I should be regarded as a 1 third of the professional player, after all, there are two leagues above, so I can only say that I am 1/3 of the professional player, this should be no exaggeration, the place where I lie is that I am indeed not the main support, my position is the mid laner, but to be honest, I used to really want to play support.

Sure enough, when I revealed it superficially, this girl immediately showed great interest in my words, so this girl hurriedly asked me: "You say you are a professional player?"

"Oh, that's not too professional, it's a team in the college league, now I'm just in a stage to be able to pull you to score points, the last game just won 3:2, the next game may be a week or two, so now is the time for us to train." I'm so scheming.,Now gently reveal that I'm a member of a college league.,In this way, I can form a resonance with this girl.,Because everyone is a college student.,And then reveal the recent game.,We won recently.,I still have a certain amount of strength in the back.,And then in the end, I'm not really playing for you.,I'm just in need of a score with you.。

This girl excitedly chatted with me about this topic, asking east and west, asking south and north, but she didn't seem to ask me which university, since she didn't ask me, to be honest, I'm not too embarrassed to ask her, but I still asked her name, the name is Jia Xin, of course, it's not a fake heart, but Jia Ling's Jia, a thriving Xin, after knowing this girl, I don't want to call a beauty, at this time, the words of calling a beauty not only have the meaning of teasing, but also the meaning of ignoring others, And at this time, I can give full play to my infinite imagination, whether she has a nickname or she doesn't have a small life, I can give a catchy and very nice name, such as Xiaoxin, I think this nickname is very good, and the name is very kind, and there is nothing particularly provocative, of course, the most critical thing is that this girl loves to listen, which is the most critical and critical question.

When the two of us chatted and didn't have a complete chat, the waiting time for the ranking was over at this time, and we had entered the interface to choose a hero, and it was time to show my real hand speed, fast typing, and then said that the third and fifth floors were all on the road, but there was not much rebuttal, just a whining that I especially wanted to play the shooter.

Then I asked the girl what hero she wanted to play in the black voice.,The girl likes to listen to my opinion at this time.,Say to me what hero is stronger in this version.。

Actually, I thought about it.,This version of the hero is not particularly strong if it's called a shooter.,After all, it's a meat-tan version.,Although Wayne's big mouth is more powerful.,But that's also going backwards.,And heroes like Wayne's big mouth are still a big challenge for girls.,I think girls should still play some of this kind of protection ability is relatively strong.,But I think my original protection ability is very strong if I'm here., If you let the girl play some heroes with strong protection ability, isn't it a little too conservative.,So I want the girl to choose a hero who can show off but the difficulty of operation is not particularly high.,In the end, I chose the policewoman.,Because the pressure on the policewoman to assist me is relatively small.,I can also have time to have a team battle to affect the trend of the team.。

So I first gently asked this girl for her opinion, and I asked this girl, "Do you want to play with a policewoman?"

This girl said very firmly: "The number of times I play is not particularly much, but with you, I want to practice, so don't ban this hero."

Since the girl wants to choose this hero, I continue to use my hand speed to type again.,It's to let this first floor don't ban the policewoman.,Of course, if it's the opposite side of the policewoman to pull off, then I really don't have a good way.。

Actually, I don't have any heroes who want to ban too much.,Sister's words, I think there's me.,So don't be too afraid of heroes like robot hammerstone.,Because if you're always scared, you'll still be afraid when you really want to score yourself in the future.,So I didn't ask for this special ban on the first floor of the hero.,Just a simple request not to ban the policewoman.。

The first floor seems to be more afraid of the assassin in the mid-laner.,Because he's also playing in the mid-laner, I guess he should have chosen a mid-laner mage.,And the evil Yasuo was banned.,In fact, that's exactly what I want to ban.,If I'm playing by myself, I'm of course very confident.,But if it's a teammate or the opposite side to play, I won't be particularly at ease.,Of course, this is a typical egoism.,The first floor is really as I thought.,After banning Yasuo and a blind monk.,I chose a mid-laner fox., Similar to the clockwork panacea.,There's not much of a problem with choosing this on the first floor.,It won't be obvious counter.to,Fox and robbery on the first floor should be less easy to target.,So I'm not very willing to be on the first floor.,It's really easy to be targeted.,And you can only choose a more mediocre hero.,My favorite is the fifth floor.,Of course, I'm not on the fifth floor in this game.,But our sister is a fifth-floor.。

The two-handed choice on the opposite side is the lower lane and the support, which is simply going to make me happy! In this way, I can make a very strong target.,But when the opposite side chooses these two hand heroes, this girl looks worried.,The two heroes on the opposite side are one is Wayne and one is a robot.,Two heroes who are particularly easy to cooperate.,Pull it over, if it's nailed to the wall, it's basically the rhythm of the flash.,Because after you hand in the flash.,People Wayne will definitely flash and won't let you go.,These two combinations are actually if the robot plays well, it's basically any other side of the ravage!

Then we started to choose the second and third floors on our side, and see what kind of hero I sacrificed, although this version is not particularly important, and it is not particularly easy to come out in professional competitions, but this hero is definitely restrained from the person opposite! That's my signature legendary Morgana! Morgana, the hero, is particularly restrained by Vayne, because Vayne has no magic damage, that is to say, he has no way to break this shield, that is to say, he has no good way to put our shooter on the wall, basically as long as you make a sound of that change, then I basically know what you want to do, in fact, Wayne's e skill seems to be an instantaneous skill, but as long as you know this hero well, you know that this hero has a relatively loud sound before releasing this skill, That is the sound of changing bows and arrows, as long as you hear it, you can immediately give our archer or give yourself a shield, without any hesitation who is close to him to release the shield.

As for the difficulties of the robot, there is no need to be afraid, the damage of one of their Q skills is completely impossible to break this shield, so you can't get past it and you can't break this shield, that is to say, there is no way for you to get close to our shooter to be able to hit the damage!

So I didn't hesitate to choose this auxiliary hero.,And then at this time I'll talk to our jungler and the top single.,Try to choose some more fleshy heroes.,Our teammates this time are quite good-tempered.,The jungler chose the barrel on the top single and chose Mondo.,And then the two choices on the opposite side are the poodle and a jungler spider.,And then the last floor of our sister resolutely chose the policewoman.,The last floor on the opposite side is a mid-single.,Clockwork.,Both sides should be against the brush., At least before the sixth level, the number of heads may not be as much as we imagined, after all, everyone will be more or less vigilant in the ranking, and I have this feeling among the summoned men who play the ranking, and they will have a higher vigilance and better operation than playing matching.