Chapter 513: Jack Is Getting Married!

Jack came to his senses all at once.

He saw in front of him a fat man in a suit and leather shoes.

The man had a large pig's nose, a beard on his face, and a bare head.

His face was full of fierceness, and his teeth were all bad, which did not match the suit he wore on him.

"Destiny is magical, Jack Sparrow! Haha-hum! When the man spoke, his voice was very nasal, and the last note always had a "hum" sound, like a pig humming.

Jack was stunned and said, "Wouldn't it? Pig-headed Paley? Is it really you? Friends? Ahaha, great, I didn't expect to meet you here! Remember the days when we were pirates together? That's a lot of fun! ”

Pig-headed Pelley snorted coldly, "Happy? I'm afraid it's just you, Jack! Thirty years ago, you borrowed me ten gold coins and promised to pay them back to me, but you didn't hear from me at all! ”

Jack shrugged his shoulders, "You can't blame me, Pig Head, you know, I'm a busy man, if you don't come to collect debts, how can you pay off the debts yourself?" Besides, when I borrowed you ten gold coins, I gave you a mortgage! ”

The pig-headed Pelly said in a cruel voice: "Yes! Your mortgage is a nautical chart! You said there was a small island near the equator in the Pacific Ocean, and the island was full of platinum hum! Platinum! I recruited sailors and dragged my family to find the island, and I found such a broken island! ”

Jack laughed, "Congratulations! It turns out that this is the legendary Platinum Island! ”

"Platinum fart!" The pig-headed Pelly roared angrily: "What platinum, it's just bird droppings!" ”

Jack hurriedly said: "Pig-headed Peli, you don't know this, guano is actually very valuable, some rich people specialize in eating guano to cure diseases." ”

Pig-headed Pelly was stunned for a moment, then shook his head vigorously, "No, Jack, I won't fall for you again!" This island is now my private domain, I am the lord of this place, and I am also the king here, and I have the final say here! And you, Jack, must pay the debt! Now hum! Hum now! Hum now! ”

Jack hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, I will definitely pay it back, but I can't take out ten gold coins at once, you can give me a few days." ”

Pig-headed Pelly said coldly: "Her name is Artebis hum." ”

Pig-headed Pelley pointed to a fat woman in a wedding dress and a bouquet of flowers in the distance.

Jack looked in the direction of the pig's head Paley's finger and exclaimed.

That woman is not just fat, she is simply ...... Appalling!

Her red hair was messy and scattered on her huge head, her waist was bloated as if she was pregnant for ten months, her face was densely covered with acne scars, and there was a pus-draining sore on the corner of her mouth.

She held a bouquet of flowers in one hand and a greasy pig's trotter in the other, and looked at Jack with a smile as she gnawed on the pig's trotter in her hand, as if Jack was her piece of pig's trotter.

Pig-headed Pelly smirked, "Jack, you're really lucky! Artebis is my sister, my own sister! Yesterday she was just widowed, and you came, you say, is this fate? ”

Jack laughed and said, "Wait! She's your sister to Pig-Headed Pelly? Just a widow yesterday? Isn't it too fast to get married today? Even if we really want to get married, at least let's cultivate a relationship first. ”

While gnawing on the pig's trotters, the fat woman Artebis said angrily: "I am against premarital X behavior. ”

"I mean exchanging feelings, and I didn't say that I want to do anything directly!"

"If there is no behavior, how can it be considered to exchange feelings?" The fat woman Artebis sneered.

“…… Ling Mei is really bold. Jack smiled bitterly and said to Pig-headed Paley: "Brother Pig-head, let's discuss it again, isn't it just ten gold coins?" Well said, well said. ”

Pig-headed Pelly said coldly: "Ten gold coins? No, ten gold coins, that's a hum from thirty years ago! Ligali, Lilu, you have to pay me at least 100,000 gold coins now! ”

Jack exclaimed, "Pig-headed Peli, you're too ruthless, aren't you?" ”

The pig-headed Perley said in a cruel voice: "Anyway, Jack, you can either pay me back 100,000 gold coins immediately!" Or, you'll marry my sister! You're a smart guy, and I think you should have an easy choice with such a big benefit. ”

The fat woman Artebis said impatiently, "Can you start quickly?" I'm starving! Hurry up and finish the ceremony, then start the wedding feast, and then you can enter the cave room! ”

Jack opened his mouth wide and said, "Wait, didn't you just eat a pig's trotter?" ”

Artebis frowned and said, "That's just a snack, okay?" ”

Jack was about to cry.

At this time, a pair of chubby children pounced on Artebis and shouted that they were starving.

Jack was shocked and said, "Who is this?" ”

"Your son and your daughter hum." Pig-headed Pelly grinned, "Otherwise, I say, Jack, you're such a lucky bastard, and before you get married, your son and daughter will have a hum first." ”

“…… What is this called luck? "Jack wants to cry without tears," said, these two little cubs, no, these two golden boys and girls, why is it that Dad is not sad at all when he dies? ”

Pig-headed Pelly shrugged his shoulders, "The one who died is not their own father, my sister Artebis has been married more than once." ”

Jack opened his mouth.

Pig-headed Pelley smiled: "This is also your luck, Jack, people will always make mistakes, the more mistakes they make, the more experienced they will be, and they will not make the same mistakes, this lady in front of you is a hum who has been tempered for thousands of years." ”

"Still tempered?" Jack wanted to die.

Artebis said impatiently, "Can you start quickly?" I'm so hungry! ”

Jack hurriedly said, "Wait! Pig-headed Paley! Ling Mei is so good, how can I be worthy of her! Let's choose another one! Well, that's right, Henry! Henry is good! The person is young and handsome, and it is the most suitable for your sister! ”

Pig-headed Pelley said in annoyance, "Do you think I haven't thought about it? But Henry doesn't owe me any money, and he's betrothed to the young lady named Karina Smith. ”

Jack looked at Henry and Karina in surprise, "You guys? When? ”

Karina said as a matter of course, "It was a long, long time ago. ”

Henry said, "Just now." ”

The two looked at each other, then changed their words at the same time.

"That's right, just now."

"Indeed, that was a long, long time ago."

Jack said angrily, "You two unrighteous fellows! Pig-headed Peli, believe it or not, I'm actually engaged, and I'm also engaged to Karina. For that, I can duel that little white-faced Henry! ”

Karina shook her head, "I don't admit it. ”

Henry shook his head as well, "He just doesn't want to be with pigs...... Ling Mei got married. ”