Chapter 1216: Gags

Gu Yao couldn't help but smile, Emperor Longqing's desire to survive was still very strong and keen.

Gu Siye said seriously: "How dare the minister pit Your Majesty, you might as well analyze it carefully, the person who can carry out this poisonous trick in the palace ......"

Emperor Longqing was stunned.

"It's either your woman or the prince, generally speaking, the clan relatives are afraid that they can't reach into the palace and order His Majesty's eunuchs."

Gu Siye said with a straight face: "If the clan relatives or courtiers can have this ability, will the ministers make meritorious contributions to Your Majesty again this time?" ”

Then, Zhengse turned into a laipi, rubbed in front of Emperor Longqing, and said with a shy face: "Isn't it inevitable that you will reward your ministers?" After all, you're a wise man with clear rewards and punishments. ”

Emperor Longqing secretly felt pain, and he didn't want to be a Ming monarch at all.

Although he has a lot of private houses, he can't stand Gu Zhan moving back and forth one by one.

It has always been the home of Emperor Longqing's courtiers.

just ran into Gu Zhan, and the situation was reversed.

Emperor Longqing said: "You mean that if my son or concubine makes a mistake, I will compensate you, and if the nobles of the clan design it, I will use the compensation, but I will reward you for warning." ”

Gu Siye nodded.

Emperor Longqing raised his foot and kicked him on the thigh, and said angrily: "You still dare to nod? Gu Zhan, you are really in a pit, last time you moved a lot of things, isn't it enough? You dare to think about my inner library. ”

After stumbling, Gu Siye stood firm, with an innocent expression, "Your Majesty, it's not wrong for the minister to take the initiative to ask for a reward, as for whether you are reluctant or not, it's not up to you to say it, in Yaoyao's words, whether you want to reward or not is the minister's business, whether to give it or not is your decision, can the minister just rush in and move away?" ”

Emperor Longqing's sharp gaze shot straight at Gu Yao, "You...... You taught Gu Zhan this? ”

"Your Majesty......"

Gu Yao took half a step back, as if avoiding Emperor Longqing's anger, "I don't remember, Your Majesty also knows that my father understands and has a strong ability to play." ”

Gu Yao warned Gu Siye, you still dare to emphasize that you taught you by yourself, go back...... When you go back, she will let her mother clean you up!

Gu Siye shook his shoulders, inexplicably reading Gu Yao's warning that had not yet been spoken.

Let a pot-bellied woman work hard, Gu Siye thinks that he can't do such a thing.

What's more, Fourth Master Gu himself had forgotten when he had heard this from Gu Yao's mouth.

In case Yaoyao becomes silent in front of him in the future, unlike him who says interesting things or stories, he has no foundation even if he wants to play freely.

Gu Siye stepped forward to block between Emperor Longqing and Gu Yao, "If Your Majesty is angry and rushes to the ministers, don't scare Yaoyao." ”

Emperor Longqing pointed at Gu Zhan, "She taught you badly!" ”

"Your Majesty is wrong, the minister's life is more comfortable now, he can spend more money, eat, drink and have fun is a notch higher than before, and he is respected when he goes out, if the minister is taught badly, shouldn't the minister be more miserable than before?"

Emperor Longqing: "......"

He is a bad brain, so he will talk nonsense with Gu Zhan.

After going around a few times, Emperor Longqing sat back on the chair, really unwilling to look at Gu Zhan's face, and picked up an excerpt at random.

"Your Majesty."

"Huh?"

"If you are reluctant to reward the minister, you can directly say that the minister is so familiar with you, and in fact, he doesn't care about His Majesty's reward, why should you embarrass your eyes?"

Gu Siye pointed to the fold in Emperor Longqing's hand, "You took the fold upside down, it's too hard to see the inverted words......

Before he finished speaking, the fold in Emperor Longqing's hand smashed on Gu Siye's head and fell to the ground with a click.

"Pick it up for me."

"Yes."

Gu Siye bent over, held the fold and sent it over, and specially taught Emperor Longqing the correct way to take the fold.

Gu Yao quietly covered her little belly, oops, I'm going to laugh and turn tendons.

Emperor Longqing loved and hated Gu Zhan, "Did it hurt?" ”

"It's okay, Your Majesty doesn't have to feel guilty."

Gu Siye smiled and replied: "But only His Majesty's happy face can make the minister relieve the pain." ”

"It's my reward."

Emperor Longqing snorted lightly, "After the sacrifice, I will reward you with some things, no matter who calculates Gu Yao this time, I will not let you go to the inner library to pick it personally." ”

There was a lesson of heavy bleeding, isn't Emperor Longqing afraid?

Ordinary courtiers were afraid that he would be angry and didn't dare to take more, but Gu Zhan not only moved more, but also picked up valuable and precious things.

It wasn't for Gu Zhan who said that he would give Gu Yao a dowry, and Emperor Longqing might not have watched him move away.

"Your Majesty." Gu Siye thumped his legs and shoulders for Emperor Longqing, "Can the minister have a request?" ”

"Huh?"

"If it's not an accident, the people behind the scenes have made mistakes, the harem concubines, the ministers don't dare, but how can the concubine's family be implicated, after all, buying the eunuch is to ask for silver, can this silver still be saved by the concubine herself?"

Gu Siye pleaded: "It is expected that the concubine's mother's family will use the silver for conspiracy and trickery, or bribe the servants around His Majesty to spy on you, it is better to give the silver to the minister, at least the minister can use the silver in the right way!" ”

"Is eating, drinking, and having fun on the right path?"

The corners of Emperor Longqing's mouth twitched, he had also read books, "You don't have any routines, and I don't understand anything." ”

"The people take food as the sky, why is eating and drinking not the right way?"

“……”

Emperor Longqing is served!

"Okay, I promise you, I promise you."

Let Gu Zhan continue to speak, Emperor Longqing is not sure if he knows words.

Both horizontal and vertical have to send someone to raid the house, it is better to let Gu Zhan toss, at least Gu Zhan has more gains than others.

"Your Majesty, Dongchang returns."

"Say."

Emperor Longqing was positive, and his expression was grim.

The Governor of Dongchang knelt at the door of the main hall, and he didn't dare to come out, admiring Gu Siye who could stand beside Emperor Longqing.

Gu Siye was calm and content.

God knows, after he received the order, he was in a state of confusion for a while, desperately trying to find out the truth.

The blessed only need to move their mouths, and they will run and break their bowels.

The results of the investigation ...... Cold sweat broke out on the forehead of the Governor of Dongchang, his fingers clasped the floor tiles, and he said softly: "It's the Third Highness." ”

"Who?"

Emperor Longqing asked again, "Who do you say?" Is there any conclusive evidence? ”

The Governor of Dongchang touched the ground with his forehead, hunched his back, humbly and respectfully, took out a few sorted confessions from his arms, and held them high with both hands, "I beg Your Majesty to take a look." ”

Gu Siye seemed to see the bones of Erha, ran over with an arrow step, and after taking the confession, he turned around and ran happily towards Emperor Longqing.

"Your Majesty, look, look, the minister said that it was either your son or your woman!"

Emperor Longqing was angry and generally took the testimony, so he couldn't help but be angry. What Gu Zhan means is that there is no good one around him, and there is a problem with his son or woman?

None of these bunnies are angry!

Even if the design is framed, don't be found out by the East Factory so easily.

His face was lost by the princes, and he still had the fig leaf of Zheng'er.