Chapter 108: Happy New Year
The lead samurai rolled his eyes and asked in a rough voice, "What can you do to make us provoke them?" ā
Xu Feng sneered: "It's very simple, you learn a few words of Tang language from me, the Tang people hate others for scolding their ancestors the most." ā
"Yo Xi!" The spearhead samurai grinned, "You! Very good! Hurry up and teach us to use the most vicious Tang dialect, this bunch of garbage! ā
"I'll say something, you follow along-" Xu Feng cleared his throat and said in Tang Wen: "Happy New Year, eldest brother and sister-in-law." ā
"Happy New Year, big brother and sister-in-law!" The warriors of the Sang Kingdom learned stiffly.
"You're my lord."
"You're my lord!"
"I am your son."
"I'm your son!" [Note 1]
āā¦ā¦ Very good. Xu Feng held back a smile and said seriously: "You guys connect and scold fiercely!" ā
"Happy New Year, big brother and sister-in-law! You're my lord! I am your son! Twenty or thirty warriors of the Sang Kingdom, pulling their throats, shouted loudly at the door of the Jingwu Gate.
The apprentices of the Jingwu Sect were so angry that they trembled by the "Sick Man of East Asia" one second, and this second, they were about to be blown up by laughter.
Pedestrians on the street also gathered around, pointing at the warriors of the Sang Kingdom.
"What's the devil howling?"
"It's like ...... New Year's greetings? ā
"Hasn't the year passed? Is this the old age of 18 years, or the early years of 19 years? ā
"Why are their expressions of New Year's greetings so strange, blowing their beards and glaring one by one?"
"What are they doing with a sign of the sick man of East Asia? Introduce yourself? ā
"It should be, the first time you visit, don't you bring a business card?"
"Don't say it, devils really know how to be polite."
"But this generation has also forked in! Since I am your father, you are my grandson, not my son. ā
The neighbors burst out laughing.
"Happy New Year, big brother and sister-in-law! You're my lord! I am your son! The lead samurai roared triumphantly.
āā¦ā¦ That's not right, Suzuki-kun! A samurai behind him frowned and said, "We scolded so hard, why is everyone laughing at us?" ā
The lead samurai, known as "Suzuki", frowned and said angrily, "...... Damn it! These Chinese pigs have no shame at all! We scolded them like this, and they didn't get angry! The Tang people are not saved! Louder! Shout at me who tears my throat! ā
"Hello!"
"Happy New Year, big brother and sister-in-law! You're my lord! I am your son! ā
The warrior of the Sang Kingdom stood at the gate of the Jingwu Gate and roared hoarsely.
The onlookers leaned back and fell in laughter, and the local media, who rushed to hear the news, set up their cameras and clicked to take pictures.
"Suzuki-kun...... I feel like we've been fooled. Another samurai leaned in Suzuki's ear and whispered: "Happy New Year in Tang Wen, it seems to be a blessing, we are afraid that we will be played by this kid." ā
Suzuki was stunned for a moment, and slapped the samurai in the face, "Yaga! Why do you just say it now! ā
"I'm so sorry! IāI'm just remembering it now! The samurai covered his face and bowed in apology.
Suzuki pointed at Xu Feng viciously, "You! The conscience is greatly broken! ā
Xu Feng sneered and said, "Grandchildren, the New Year is over, you can take your [East Asian Sick Man's] big business card and leave." ā
"!" Suzuki roared angrily, "I'm going to duel you!" ā
Xu Feng sneered and said, "Grandson wants to beat grandpa? You're so unfilial. ā
Suzuki roared with tears in his eyes: "You Tang people, one counts as one, they are all cowards!" If anyone can beat me today, I will eat the sign of the sick man of East Asia! If only no one dared to fight! Jingwumen's martial spirit brand will be picked! The sick man of East Asia is the best for you! ā
Chen Zhen clenched his fists, like an angry lion, eager to pounce on it immediately.
Xu Feng hurriedly gave Chen Zhen a calm look.
"You want to fight, don't you?"
Xu Feng said coldly: "Okay, I will accompany you, but I want to make it clear in advance, I Xu Feng, I am not a person from the Jingwu Sect, I only represent myself, and my success or failure has nothing to do with the Jingwu Sect." ā
In this way, the purpose of distancing the relationship was to avoid creating a false pretext for the British Concession and the Mulberry Military Department.
Suzuki's eyes rolled, and he snorted coldly, "I'll defeat you first, and then it's not too late to challenge the Jingwu Sect!" ā
He saw that Xu Feng was thin and his steps were vain, and he thought that Xu Feng was really just a passer-by passing by the Jingwu Sect, so he was extremely contemptuous.
Xu Feng smiled coldly, turned around and said to the surrounding Tang people: "Everyone, please be a witness, I, Xu Feng, am not from the Jingwu Sect, today I borrowed the treasure land of the Jingwu Sect to have a duel with the warriors of the Sang Kingdom!" Whether it's victory or defeat, it's all my business alone. ā
Reporters from the local newspaper took pictures one after another.
The crowd then moved out of a twenty-meter circle, and Kaede and Suzuki walked to the center of the circle at the same time.
Suzuki handed his katana to his companion and clenched his fist, his joints rattling.
Suzuki smiled contemptuously and said, "Tang people, can you do it?" ā
Xu Feng scratched his ears, "It's not easy, but I can try." ā
Suzuki laughed out loud, "East Asian disease ......"
Before the word "husband" was spoken, Xufeng's crane-shaped body method was activated instantly, and between the lightning and flint, a move left crane approached with his top hand!
Suzuki exclaimed in surprise and frantically threw punches.
In a hurry, his fist technique was messy and powerless, and he was easily caught by Xu Feng!
Xu Feng pinched hard!
The power of +10 was fully exerted, and Suzuki's fist suddenly clicked, and at least three finger bones were pinched off!
Suzuki suddenly howled as a ghost, and his other fist swung desperately at Xu Feng.
Xu Feng made a move and stood on his feet, and his body retreated to a safe area like a fairy.
"Did you pinch it loud enough?" Xu Feng sneered.
Suzuki stared at Xu Feng with horror on his face, the arrogant expression on his face was gone, and his whole body was trembling slightly.
This guy is very weak.
At best, it's only a level 4 level.
Not to mention Chen Zhen's shot, even with Xu Feng's combat power, he could easily solve the battle within three moves.
Xu Feng couldn't help but think, why would Tsuyoshi Fujita send this kind of straw bag to provoke?
Obviously, Fujita Gang wanted to use straw bales to provoke Chen Zhen and make Chen Zhen kill him, and then the people of Sang Guo would be able to find the truth and raze the Jingwu Pavilion.
ā¦ā¦ Tsuyoshi Fujita, it's really dampening!
Xu Feng decided not to give Suzuki a chance to bale straw, he hooked his finger at Suzuki with a cold face, "Come on!" ā
Suzuki roared in shame and rushed over with a roar, raising his foot and kicking at the root of Kaede's ear with a side kick.
Xu Feng sneered, didn't dodge or dodge, and directly advanced with the stream of consciousness of Jeet Kune Do!
Where has Suzuki ever seen such a style of play? hurriedly changed his move to intercept Xu Feng, but his speed was too far behind Xu Feng's speed, and before he could retract his legs, Xu Feng hit his heart with a move of the black tiger!
Suzuki snorted, and his body flew upside down like a kite with a broken string, and fell heavily to the ground.
"Suzuki-kun! Suzuki-kun! ā
The warriors of Sang Province hurriedly surrounded and lifted Suzuki, who was in shock.
There were also a few samurai who drew their katana swords, their faces full of hideous faces ready to attack Xu Feng.
Xu Feng smiled coldly: "You Sang country men, are you talking like a fart?" ā
[Note 1] Big brother and sister-in-law...... I'm Your Son: This meme is from the movie "The Devil is Coming".