"Rise, are you still sleeping there?" In my sleep, I heard someone calling me vaguely, but I didn't want to open my eyes, I was so sleepy, I wanted to sleep, and my consciousness could feel it, but I pretended not to hear it, and I didn't answer.

"Big brother, your phone is ringing, please answer it, you sleep so hard, can't you hear it, we can't eat at ease, the phone rings annoyingly." Listening to the voice should be Mo Xiang, it seems to be noon, I tried to open my eyes, and vaguely saw Mo Xiang holding a mobile phone dangling in front of my eyes, I struggled to sit up from the bed, and then continued to close my eyes, but did the phone ring again, this time I really heard it.

"Take it for me." I still didn't open my eyes when I spoke to Mo Xiang, it's not that I haven't slept enough, it's just that I'm a snooze, and I'm about to go on vacation recently, so I'm very tired from work, so I want to sleep until the afternoon and then get up to go to work.

I felt like I was sitting and almost blurry into the dream.

"Hey. Hello. "Mo Xiang answered the phone for me.

"Oh, I'm Yi Qiyang's roommate."

"Okay, he's next to him, I know," Mo Xiang put down the phone and patted me, "Hurry up, look for you." ”

Mo Xiang woke me up all of a sudden, and then he said to me obscenely: Listening to the voice, she is a girl, and she feels like a soft girl, the boy is very blessed! ”

I feebly put the phone to my ear: "Hey, who's that." ”

"I, Lin Dieyan, what are you doing? Still sleeping? No, what time is it, are you a pig! "Huh, Lin Dieyan? What did she call me for? It's not going to be a place to go head-to-head with her military brother, I suddenly sobered up and lost it, I really can't go it alone!

"That's right, sleep there, say something quickly, I'm sleepy, I still have to sleep there!" I don't know why, I'm a person who likes to sleep, it is said that eight or nine hours is enough for one person, but I don't sleep for ten hours and feel uncomfortable.

"Big brother, what time is it, I get up at eight o'clock on Saturday, if I can get up at seven o'clock in class, you don't sleep quickly, while I'm free, you come to our school quickly, I'll invite you to have a meal." Dieyan said.

"No thanks. I just want to sleep. "I didn't find it just now, but now I just sent Zhang Moxiang has not left, he has been listening to my phone calls next to me, why is this guy so perverted, eavesdropping on my phone call, A lewd look and expression are undoubtedly revealed.

"I'll give you another chance to organize the language, don't give face!" I can hear a strong sense of threat over the phone, hehe, am I the kind of person who is easily threatened! If I don't go, I won't go, and no one should try to threaten me, so of course as a man should say, "When?" ”

That one...... People are really not afraid of a little girl, they are just afraid of her brother, if something really offends Lin Dieyan, what if she asks her brother to find a large group of police to seek revenge, right? Well, I'll admit that I still prefer to have a meal with girls, but if men don't, it's a kidney problem! Isn't it?

Mo Xiang pointed his finger at me silently, and I knew what he meant if he didn't speak: Hooking up with the little girl again, be careful I tell Yun Ci!

Cut, I just want to say casually, Bunyan is not afraid!

"That, a little more, I happen to have dinner too, go to our school's more high-end restaurant to eat, I said thank you, I will definitely thank you, you hurry up!" Oops, it's so handsome that I can't stop anything, no, the beauty rushed to invite me to dinner, this is really no way, no way.

"Okay, when the time comes, if I can't find you at school, I'll call you." I say.

"Okay, hang up, a little more, remember, it's good for you to be late!"

I really don't understand, are women like this, this is simply an upgraded version of Yun Ci, I'm drunk, the key is that this still has a backstage, and it's not easy to mess with.

"Yo, we have a red face again for the eldest young master, it's rare, I must tell our mutual classmate Yan Yunci this good news, and let her share our joy with us, don't you say?" Mo Xiang said in a weird way.

"I'm too lazy to tell you, you get me up, I'm going to get up." When I speak, I feel that I have a special weak heart.

"Hmph, you wait, Xiaofeng and I want three sessions to interrogate you!" With that, Mo Xiang went out.

"Cut, neurotic!" I looked at my watch, it was already twelve o'clock, I had to get up quickly, and I had to wash it, or I would go to see my sister like this, cough cough cough.

I went to the hall and saw Mo Xiang eating with Xiaofeng, watching them eat I was indeed a little hungry, but forget it, don't rub their food, go around them once, there will be a girl to invite you to dinner, I am very excited to think about it.

I was just about to wear big slippers to the bathroom to wash up, but I was stopped by Xiaofeng's little sullen scream: "Ahem, that lift, I think you'd better treat us to a meal." ”

"Cut, I'm sick, can you tell me why?" I felt extremely inexplicable, one by one, the rich second generation of officials asked me to invite guests to dinner, and my brain let the donkey kick it up.

"Hehe, Mo Xiang, I knew he would say this, let's start!" Xiaofeng snapped his fingers.

Begin? What to start? What's the situation?

Mo Xiang took out his mobile phone and smiled at me evilly, looking extremely excited, my whole body was numb when I laughed, and I always felt that something bad was happening.

"Hey, what's wrong Mo Xiang?" Mo Xiang made a phone call, and then turned on the amplification, how can I listen to the sound so familiar?

Groove !! It's Yunci! Yes! Oh my God, I'm going to die! Mo Xiang, you want to die!

They smiled awkwardly at me and told me in a non-pronounced voice, "Say yes or not?" ”

I exhaled deeply, suppressed the evil qi on my body, uh, no, it was the anger and nodded my head fiercely.

"Speak, Mo Xiang, why are you calling me? Did that stinky boy of Yi Qiyang do something to betray me, you give me a small report? The amplification of the mobile phone came out again, hey, it really made Yun Ci guess right, eh, bah! What does it mean to guess correctly! Nothing! I hurriedly put my palms together and begged Mo Xiang vigorously.

"It's okay, I just miss you, old classmate, hehe." I admit it, you wait for Xiao Mo Xiang to dare to tease my girlfriend, I will bear it. Bear with the calm for a while!

But it seems that Yun Ci's little girl is sure that I am next to me and the phone is on amplification, or I can hear it, she said: "Brother Xiang! People miss you too! In college, people don't sleep in the new dormitory, and even if you fall asleep, they dream of you, woo woo. ”

I swallowed the mouthful of old blood I was about to vomit, I want to go, I guess if I stay here any longer, I'll pass out! Oh my God, what kind of world is this! You wait! Yan Yunci! See how I clean you up when I go back! Your ass is waiting to be beaten!

"Okay, it's not a big deal, I just want to be angry with that kid." Mo Xiang said hesitantly.

"Something must be wrong, hurry up! If you don't say it, you know the consequences. Mo Xiang looked at me with an embarrassed expression, and spread his hands, indicating that he had no choice.

However, Mo Xiang is quite smart and knows how to change the topic: "How about it, I let Qi Yang answer the phone?" ”

"yes, okay."

I took Mo Xiang's mobile phone, took a deep breath, don't show your feet, no, I didn't do anything to be sorry for her, what am I afraid of, like a grandson.

"That, Yun Ci, how is it at school? I'll see you when I'm off work. ”

"Huh."

"Don't talk like that, really, do you still have money?" I cared.

"Yes."

"Then give me some."

"Die! You're not a man, and a girl asks for money! "Che, you're a little rich woman, and your monthly living expenses are higher than my salary!

"Okay, okay, I'll earn it myself, just let me die on the streets!" I want to change the topic, although this kind of thing is nothing, but women are always easy to think too much, there is something that says, if the man and the woman can't get through on the phone, the man will be very nervous, thinking if my girlfriend has been kidnapped, will he be arrested, will he have a car accident or something, if the woman can't call his boyfriend and can't get through, there is only one idea, is he going to open a room with another girl! Suffice it to say that this sentence is so brilliant that there's nothing wrong with saying it, so it's a benign diversion.

"Okay, okay, just give it to you, how much do you want? Besides, why did you have such a big conflict with your father, and it was okay before? "Yun Ci actually cares about me, what I said is warm in my heart, of course, if I don't have a job, I don't recommend spending her money, hehe.

"Okay, I'm kidding you, I work there to eat, and I can live with the two of them, no cost, but given your performance, I can consider kissing you, but you can't force me when I don't want to!" I squinted and saw that Mo Xiang and Xiaofeng couldn't eat anymore, they were retching after listening to my words, and they hadn't heard a voice on the phone for a long time, so they were probably disgusted.

After a while: "Thank you Yang Shao for your love, you really don't need it, you just keep it for your little fox." ”

"Okay, then I'll wash my hair, let's hang up first." I'm really going to wash it.

"Okay, it's time for me to eat, you take care of yourself, bye." Yun Ci's voice softened a lot.

I suddenly felt a little guilty, people were so good to me, but I stole girls behind their backs, and some of them didn't feel particularly good.

Mo Xiang walked over and took the phone: "Don't forget, invite the two of us to dinner, we will choose the location." ”

"Alright, alright! Go on the scamp! Unload the mill and kill the donkey! "I am very sad! My money, these two second generations! The place to eat is definitely not bad!

"Do these two words mean the same thing?" Xiaofeng also came over and put his arm around my shoulder and said!

"I don't care! You two robbers! ”