Chapter Twenty-Three: The Altar of Wood
The blind man was stunned, clapped his hands, took out a pack of cigarettes, handed me one, and lit one himself.
I didn't smoke until then, but I was apprehensive, so I lit it, and took a deep breath like he did, but I didn't choke like the other first-time smokers.
The blind man looked at me with a cigarette in his mouth and said:
"I thought you only knew a little bit about the skin, but now it seems that you do have two brushes, which seems to be more than anyone else's."
I said, "I'm not kidding, you have a black breath on your platform, and you can almost write chalk words." You'd better be careful. ”
The blind man twisted his neck, "No wonder I feel sick when I wake up in the morning, it turns out that I am going to be robbed." But I can't help it, I have to do it hard to take the deal. ”
He suddenly winked at me, lowered his voice and asked, "How did you get this deal?" Is that chubby chick looking for you? What is your relationship with chubby? Shouldn't you two be ......?"
He bent his two thumbs together, and his face was full of obscenity: "Hey, hey...... The fat girl is good, warm in winter and cool in summer, and it feels so good to fly when you hug it! ”
I was completely speechless.
"What are you talking nonsense?" Sanmao suddenly jumped out of nowhere, grabbed a brick from the ground and was about to hit him.
I hurriedly stepped forward to stop her: "Why are you back?" ”
Sanmao glared at the blind man fiercely, turned his head, his face was a little red, but his eyes were shining:
"I've wanted to see what the ghost looks like for a long time, otherwise I wouldn't have added so many supernatural groups, and I wouldn't have heard of Master Xu's name. My dad and they all went to the business car to talk about things, so I sneaked over to see ...... See if there's anything you can do to help. ”
I frowned, just about to say that she was fooling around.
The blind man said without being salty, "You don't have to make any effort to drive her away. She's curious, yes, but her dad isn't stupid, he's turning a blind eye and sending an overseer to monitor us. ”
"No, I smuggled here by myself!" Sanmao glared.
The blind man grinned, ignored her, and said to me:
"Feng Shui Yin and Yang are sometimes more high-profile. After all, there are some things that employers can't see or touch, and no one wants to spend a lot of money to be wronged. ”
I knew what he said was reasonable, and I also felt that Sanmao suddenly ran back, although it was curious, but if Mao insisted on not letting go, she would have no fun.
I also wanted to persuade Sanmao to leave, but the blind man urged me to work quickly and collect the money as soon as possible.
When I heard the sensitive word 'money', I didn't care about anything. It can only be said that selfishness is one of human nature.
Sanmao obviously overheard part of my conversation with the blind man just now, although it was not pleasing to the blind man's eyes, he couldn't help but ask him curiously, what is the hanging house and stealing the wind, do you really want to build a house?
The blind man rolled his eyes and said that she only grew flesh but not brains, and even if she was added, three people would spend a day, and at best they could only build a kennel.
This product is also cheap, saying this in front of a fat girl, isn't that saying short words in front of a man.
Sanmao is not a good temper either, seeing that she was about to blow up her hair, I quickly stopped her and asked her why she found me.
Her answer made me even more confused.
Quite simply, this chubby chick, like many supernatural enthusiasts, is curious about ghosts, so she has added several groups of this type.
However, what puzzled me was that I, Xu Yinqi's reputation, was already very loud in several groups.
What makes me even more puzzling is that because something happened to the Sanmao family, they posted the death of the factory to the group and wanted to discuss it with others, but I didn't expect Xu Yinqi, who was 'famous', to take the initiative to contact her.
I thought about the key, but I was more confused.
It must have been the guy who touched my computer who added her, so who is it and why is it doing this?
Pure prank?
Also, because of the conditions, I rarely go online, and I don't add much Q group, and before that, I didn't have any contact with the yin and yang industry, so why did I become famous in the group......
Originally, I was also full of curiosity about the blind man's hanging house thief, but when I finished working with him, I was tired and gasping at the same time, I only felt extremely absurd.
He simply instructed me to place a few pieces of construction waste of different materials in several designated locations outside the original house.
The most outrageous thing is that he didn't shy away from Sanmao, ran directly to a corner, turned his back to us, unbuttoned his pants and peed.
"Master Liu, are you kidding?" I finally couldn't help but say.
"You think I'm perfunctory?" The blind man smiled at me while zipping up: "Otherwise, how to say that interlacing is like separating mountains, it is difficult for me to explain to you about feng shui." However, you should have heard that everything in the world is inseparable from the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, right? Tai Chi, Liangyi, Four Elephants, and Bagua are the foundation of the Feng Shui situation, and the Five Elements are the foundation of Kanyu. It's good to use the five elements to build momentum, do you really think you want to build a house? ”
He rummaged through the bag he was carrying, suddenly frowned, and said to me:
"If I had known you earlier, and knew that I would be robbed today, I would have brought the dragon ruler with me. Do you have any good magic weapons there, lend me one for self-defense? ”
Seeing that he wasn't joking, I hurriedly pulled out the contents of my backpack.
The blind man frowned, "Fake, all fake!" Xu Wei, you can do things, but you can't play like this, right? You're not just ignoring people's lives, you're also playing with your own lives. It's really ghostly, these looks are useless! ”
I suddenly felt like my face was rolling into charcoal, and it was hot.
"Hiss......"
The blind man suddenly widened his eyes and walked quickly over to something in my hand.
I followed his gaze and looked down, almost missing a crack in the ground.
What I hold in my hand is the 'two rings' given to me by the old man with a fake face.
The blind man took the piece of wood and looked at it carefully, and a smile gradually appeared on the corner of his mouth:
"Hehe, okay, I'll take back what I just said. I thought you were a fool of the devil, but there is still real material. It's no wonder that ordinary people can't read goods, most of them only pay attention to the form. If you fill the scene with things that are not useful, they will think you are a real cow13. ”
His words were straightforward, Sanmao, who was a little unattractive from just now, began to shine in his eyes again.
"Is there anything special about this piece of wood?" Sanmao asked curiously.
The blind man smiled: "You finally didn't find the wrong person, this piece is not an ordinary wood, but a Taoist town altar wood, which is a high-grade magic weapon." Looking at the color, this town altar wood has been around for some years, and it has been influenced by incense. Ordinary lonely souls and wild ghosts are not to mention being beaten by it, even if they hear the sound, I'm afraid they will also get rid of half of the ghost's life. ”