Attaboy! How dare you lie to me! I'm kind enough to get you a towel, I knew I got a fart! you! But it doesn't matter anymore, this is more or less acceptable, after all, I drank it myself, it doesn't matter, but you are greedy for my money! I can't bear this! Do you know what it means to find gold? Do you know what it means to be helpful? Learn from Zhuge Liang's words, I have never seen such a brazen person!

I pressed Yi Qiyang: "Say! How much money did you pick up on me! "Heartbreaking!

"That's not a lot of money!" Qiyang pulled his throat and said, "Brother Xiangzi, that's one or two hundred yuan, really, I swear!" "Raise your hand and show his true feelings!

"Didn't you hear you just now?" "I'll give you another chance!" "I pressed my raised neck again!

"Let it go!" Yi Qiyang grabbed my hand and wanted me to be lighter, "I just said no, you light first, I'm out of breath, cough cough cough!" ”

I lightened the wound a little, but it was also for the sake of him being an injured child: "Tell me, how much money did you take?" ”

"Five hundred and five, really, it's not much, you can calculate the money on your body by yourself." Qi Yang said very seriously, I am very confused? It's true? Well, that's pretty much it, I don't have my wallet with me, that's the change.

"Okay, even if I believe you, I'll ask you another question, you invited you to treat you today, right, but I paid for you, do you have to pay me back this money? Plus down jackets and the like, so let's count you a thousand in total, and it's good for you. "I slowly settled the accounts for him.

"Are you sure?" Yi Qiyang asked me.

"Of course it's for sure!" Although I am not short of money, I must not be fooled by you like this every day, in vain I admired you today, thinking that you changed sex today, who knew that there was indeed an insider drop! Again, the real ugly duckling can't become a swan drop! The ugly duckling in the fairy tale can become a swan, because he is originally a swan, not because he has worked hard! Therefore, I have seen Yi Qiyang's buckle, and there is absolutely no way to change the drop!

"Alas, originally I told Sister Linyin that you invited this meal, she was a little impressed by you, she told me that you are a good friend, a good person who dares to save friends and in danger, and can also invite friends to dinner generously," Qi Yang looked at me and shook his head in disappointment, "It seems that you disappointed my Sister Linyin, I went to tell her, and said that this meal was actually invited by me!" "As he spoke, he was about to go out.

Actually, I feel that there is always something wrong, but I suddenly feel that what Qi Yang said is quite right, I can't let my image in Sister Linyin's mind fall, why should I destroy my image for that mere thousand yuan? There's no need, I don't lack that money, I'm just not very happy with Yi Qiyang's cheating behavior, but it doesn't matter, since I know that this meal is my treat, so be it, Sister Linyin also spent a lot of money for me and Yunci, so why don't you forget it?

I grabbed Yi Qiyang first and thought slowly, but this little time to think about things is really limited, I said slowly: "Okay, you come back first, and then talk about it." ”

"Oops, hey, forget it, I'll give you back the money." Yi Qiyang said that he still had to go, to break free from my hands.

"That, oops, hey, they're all friends, forget it, remember not to do this next time!" I said, but I just felt that something was wrong, as if there was something wrong, but time did not allow me to think too much, so I still chose to pull Yi Qiyang back.

Yi Qiyang came back and patted me on the shoulder: "Well, it's really righteous!" I've identified you as a friend. "I touched my head, my brain hurt when I thought about it, ah, forget it, my head hurts if I don't think about it!

Yi Qiyang said: "You go to the shower first, I, start a game first, and then you play, okay?" ”

"Okay, okay, you go play." I had drunk a lot of alcohol, and I really should have washed up to sober myself up, and Yi Qiyang turned on the computer and went to the landing page.

I grabbed my towel and went into the bathroom.

After washing for a while, he came out, man, the bath is always fast, care about him three seven twenty-seven! Rinse it again, and then use something that I don't know if it's shower gel or shampoo, and touch it directly, and finally it's OK to rinse it again, and I don't even rub the ash, what is the ash? I'm sure most men won't know about drops! And I'm part of that majority of men.

I wiped my hair while watching what Yi Qiyang was playing, he was playing Jinx, the hero, I just saw it, I didn't play, and I didn't know what the skill was, but I saw that the record was still very good, 5-1-8, quite a tailwind, haha, half of my demeanor.

However, I was not particularly interested in the hero he used, so I lay down on the bed first, drank some water, and used the hotel hair dryer to blow my hair by the way, and then snatched the computer from Yi Qiyang's hand, so that he could see the operation of a god like me.

It's also quite comfortable to walk around every day without going to school, of course, the premise is to be accompanied by beautiful women, so it's interesting, right?

After ten minutes, when Yi Qiyang took off his headphones and shook his head, I knew it was over, looking at the big victory on the screen, I knew that he had won, and when he wanted to play another game, I strode over and stopped his action: "Come on, come on, let go, it's my turn." ”

Yi Qiyang looked up at me: "Okay, okay, you come, you come." Then he shook his head, looking disdainful, huh? What does he mean by this brute! Look down on me? I'll let you see what rank my number is! Scared to death!

I skillfully boarded my QQ number, entered the homepage of the alliance, clicked on the summoner's information, and showed this little Yi Qiyang, who looked down on me! See! Gold! Rank is golden!

Yi Qiyang leaned over: "Oh, gold? How much does boosting cost? ”

"It's ......," I said, halfway through, hurry up! A little too proud, I almost leaked the truth, "I fought it myself!" This season's feel is still not particularly smooth, if it is smooth, it may be able to get a diamond. "I continue to brag shamelessly, anyway, if I brag and don't pay taxes, I'll blow hard!

Qi Yang looked at me and gave me a big thumbs up: "I just like your attitude towards life!" Don't be ashamed, it's especially good to blow! ”

I ignored him, it was boring, I began to force myself to click on the ranking, and I resolutely couldn't click on the previous match in front of Yi Qiyang! Well, I admit that this is indeed what I hired someone to pay for to train up, and I used it to install forks, and I have never dared to play ranking, I am afraid of falling out.

"Otherwise, if you give me a number, I'll call for you, and promise to let you go platinum, and the diamond won't dare to say." Yi Qiyang said with a smile next to him.

"Save you?" I don't know his strength, he doesn't play with me when I stay up all night with him, he just plays by himself, "Really?" "I really wanted to move up the ranks, and it was like that when I watched him explain that day.

"Of course, but what?" Qiyang paused for a moment and sold a pass.

I closed the ranks, turned around and said, "You say, but what?" ”

"I want money!" He said shyly, hehe, I was waiting for me here, I won't let you pay back my money, you still want to earn my money again, you are still not human!

"How much!" I asked tentatively, if it's cheap, I'll forget it, it doesn't matter, just feed the dog, money is a little meaning to me, if it's expensive, I just can't give you this money!

"Five hundred on platinum! What do you think? Yi Qiyang stretched out five fingers, which was a slap.

Hehe, I continued to click on my match, and here it goes, five hundred dollars! How good it would be for me to buy a platinum number directly, and I still have some money left to buy a few skins, so why give you money.

"Okay, okay," Yi Qiyang used the mouse to close the match for me, "That was just a joke, three hundred!" Plus teaching, help you get on the platinum! How do you say, it can't be less! But you have to give me a deposit of 15 first, and then give me the other half after you get it, how about it? ”

Well, this is quite sincere, but it can still be dropped, I looked at Qi Yang and nodded: "Okay, come on, start explaining a game to me now, I'll see the effect, if your explanation can enter my eyes, I'll consider this plan." With that, I stood up, asked him to sit up, and gave me a qualifying round to try.

"Okay!" Qi Yang heard that he was very diligent and rich, and hurriedly opened a round of ranking, waited, and then clicked on my runes and talents, and frowned: "Why is it so messy, I'll take a look, I'll change it for you, look comfortable, you look at it, how to change it, you remember how to use it." ”

He nodded up, I was dazzled, I couldn't see what he was ordering, anyway, it was a mess, seeing this, I suddenly had a little confidence, maybe, maybe this is really a hidden god.

"See, this is AD, this is AP, you use these two to save the line for the time being, I'll make a note for you, this talent is too, just use it yourself, and ah, close this box, big brother, don't get used to using this box, no, you have to learn to adapt to the habit of not having a time, keep track of the time yourself." Then he closed the box for me, and let me log in again, and I felt so troublesome to say this, why do you have to work hard to remember something that is convenient.

Then after a while, the queue was very fast, this number was the fourth district of Netcom, and he started typing: "Ladies and gentlemen, the little brother is in the promotion competition, I hope you will do your best, help the little brother, the little brother is grateful!" ”

I don't understand: "This game is not a qualifier, why are you talking about this?" ”

Qi Yang said, "What do you know! Playing this game is not a computer, it is the same person as you are on the line, a living person, and the mentality of playing this game is the most important! I'm usually used to saying this at the beginning, no one will be idle and really check if you are really in the promotion match, you compliment it first, and the concentration of others will definitely improve, everyone has a promotion match, and everyone understands it at this level, so it will help you somewhat, and it is not an exaggeration to increase the winning rate by three to five percent! "I suddenly understood a little bit of Qi Yang's explanation, yes, yes, first compliment, I like to listen to good words, and then I know the reason, when everyone has a promotion, they will understand, and suddenly there is a feeling of increasing knowledge!