184 Can This Thing Dance?
I waited until they came to class the next day, and I turned to Mo Xiang and said, "I'll give you one last chance, if you don't give me that video, you will bear the consequences!" I can't take it anymore now, and I can't get out of that video to say anything.
"Okay," Mo Xiang and Qi Yang looked at me and grinned, Mo Xiang said cheaply, "I'll buy us some chicken wishbones this afternoon and delete them for you, I'll be the talker, how about it?" ”
I said, "Okay, yes, that's it, you delete it now, how about I give you money?" You wait for how I'll teach you two a lesson after I delete it!
Qiyang waved his hand: "No, no, no, what do we want money for, we only need chicken wishbones, right, Mo Xiang?"
"I don't understand, what's the difference between money and chicken wishbones, so let's do it, I'll give you double, you quickly delete that video for me!" I said angrily that I just want to delete it now.
"No! I know you're the eldest lady, and you're not short of money, so you have to buy it for me in the afternoon and delete it, or I'll send it to the space, you decide. Mo Xiang looked like he was sworn to death.
I'm really going crazy, how can there be such a shameless person in the world! I turned around, holding my breath in my heart! It's not comfortable.
Qi Yang next to him was playing with his mobile phone, reading his novels, I was in no mood to do anything now, and I didn't know what to do. Lying on the table, he looked at me, turned his head to Mo Xiang and said, "Forget it, you're not a big man like this, delete it for her."
I was glad to hear this, but I certainly couldn't show it, and I wanted to pretend to be even more pitiful, so I buried my arms in my head and pretended to sob softly.
Qi Yang hurriedly came over to comfort me: "Why are you crying, okay, okay, delete it immediately, don't cry."
He said to Mo Xiang again: "Have you deleted it, delete it for her, hurry up."
Mo Xiang was also a little embarrassed and said: "Okay, okay, don't let her cry, can't I delete it?" But the wishbone in the afternoon still needs it! ”
I know, I just can't help his arrogance, I "cried" even more. Mo Xiang hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, don't do it, okay, I've deleted it, don't cry, big sister."
Qi Yang patted me on the shoulder: "Okay, okay, don't cry, he's deleted, don't cry."
Hahaha, that's good, girls I found out that they shouldn't be so strong, ahem, but I still have to be sure, I said casually: "I don't believe woo, I don't believe woo!"
Yi Qiyang couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly said to Mo Xiang: "Have you deleted it, what do you want to do here, hasn't your mobile phone been restricted for a long time?"
Burst! It's all a bunch of riffraff! Mo Xiang said innocently: "It's really deleted, I don't believe you can take a look!"
Yi Qiyang said impatiently, "You bring it to me and I'll take a look," and then after a while, he said to me, "Come on, come on, you see, he did delete it, don't cry, I haven't seen you cry, I'm really awkward, don't cry?"
I secretly looked at Qi Yang, he was holding the phone, was showing me, motioning for me to see, I didn't look up, I took the phone with my hand, ready to check, I clicked on the phone, looked at the folder, searched for videos, and found that there were a lot, what should I do? Is it to check one by one? I clicked on it casually to see what it was.
Then, then, then, a girl's scream came out, of course it wasn't mine, it was in the mobile phone video, the sound was very loud, and it spread all over the class, as for what it was, I won't explain too much, anyway, I'm already blushing, so quickly quit directly! But it seemed too late, and all the boys in the class turned to look at the three of us laughing, and all the girls should have blushed! I suddenly didn't want to live anymore, and I was embarrassed and left at my grandmother's house.
Of course, this is not the end, because the head teacher came to see our morning self-study, and he should have heard it.
"You three come over to me!" The head teacher seemed to be angry, and there was an irrepressible anger hidden in that tone.
The three of us followed the head teacher to the office, and when we arrived at the office, the head teacher didn't seem to know what to say, and he should be difficult to speak, and finally held back a sentence: "You guys go to the playground for me to run a few laps!"
We hurried out, ran to the playground, and began to run in circles slowly, and I said to Mo Xiang angrily: "Look at the good things you have done!" How can you be so obscene! There is no such dirty thing in people's mobile phones! ”
Mo Xiang was very unconvinced: "Dirty? People don't steal or rob, what they shoot with their own skills, where is it dirty! Lifting? He would like to have it, in addition to the mp4 that his mobile phone can put in anything! ”
it! It's the first fucking time I've heard the woman who made that movie say so righteous, as if it's normal to shoot that kind of thing, why is Mo Xiang's theory so shameless!
I stopped and said, "But look at you, why are you still in such a conspicuous position?" You don't put it in a deeper place, encrypted. "The more I think about the scene in the classroom just now, the more I feel that the picture is really strong! I'm sorry, Mommy, I've embarrassed you again for your daughter!
Mo Xiang also stopped and looked very unconvinced, he said: "My mobile phone is not touched by others, you can still be reasonable when you click on the video of my mobile phone without permission!" I didn't force you to see it, I still feel ashamed, woo woo woo, my image is all ruined, I'm a famous flower boy in the whole school! ”
Qiyang also stopped, sat on the lawn and watched us arguing, I didn't look at him well, I said, "And you!" You don't stop me! "I'm not feeling anywhere now, I see whom!
Yi Qiyang's eyes widened! Pointing at himself: "Blame me? I'll help you delete the video, Miss, do you want to be reasonable, don't you be like a mad dog, you can bite anyone if you catch it! ”
The old lady is in a bad mood! Of course, whoever is caught will say whom, I also sat down, I said, "It's all Mo Xiang's fault!" If you don't shoot a video, you can come out of this thing? ”
"Blame me? Why don't you blame Qi Yang, it was he who ate your tofu! Mo Xiang pointed the finger at Yi Qiyang
I wasn't angry when I didn't say it, but I was even more angry when I said it, and I said to Yi Qiyang: "Mo Xiang is right! You wait, dare to eat my tofu! I will prove with practical actions that I always have to pay back what I have eaten! ”
Yi Qiyang was also very unconvinced, he originally lay down, and sat up again: "Sister, is it okay to be reasonable, you seduce me first, in the final analysis, it's your own fault!"
"You made me eat in the afternoon!"
"You provoked me first!"
"What a big man is! Remember everything! ”
Yi Qiyang: "。。。。。"
Originally, men didn't let women go, and they reasoned with women everywhere! People like you deserve to have no girlfriends, no wonder there are fewer and fewer girls on the Internet who try to reason with girls, because people like them don't have girlfriends, and then they don't have offspring, and then they all go extinct!
The three of us didn't listen to the head teacher, lying on the playground, in fact, we had been in class for so long, we got up early in the morning, we hadn't looked at the sky so quietly for a long time, there was no physical education class, we didn't want to study and didn't want to come out after class, so we played with our mobile phones in the class.
Suddenly, I watched the clouds drift by, and I had a yellowed dogtail in my mouth, and my heart suddenly became very calm.
"Ichio?" I shouted to Yi Qiyang.
"Well," Yi Qiyang closed his eyes and didn't fall asleep, "What's the point of you playing games all night, it's better to skip class and lie on the playground and listen to the song in a daze, why play that game!" ”
"First of all," Yi Qiyang said to me quite seriously, "Indeed, I haven't seen such a fresh sky for a long time, and I feel that we have become much purer, except for Mo Xiang, of course, and secondly, I feel that the game has taught me a lot, and you don't understand it to you." ”
Cut, tell me something like this, what does the game teach you? Did the all-night surfing teach you ancient poetry, or did it teach you the hybrid biosphere?
I didn't pay attention to Yi Qiyang, but I agree with Yi Qiyang's words, this environment that makes us calm is to exclude Mo Xiang, in this environment, hearing the screams of the girl on his mobile phone, it is simply ...... Forget it, that scene is unimaginable!
I said, "If I look for a boyfriend in the future, I will not look for someone who is addicted to games, I will find someone who is good to me, who will listen to me in everything, and I will say everything."
"Those who can eat what you feed, those who have a high IQ, those who snuggle up to you, and those who don't demand much." Mo Xiang continued to take what I said.
I happily said, "Yes, yes, how do you know my requirements for choosing a boyfriend?"
Mo Xiang smiled: "Yes, what you said is a golden retriever." Yi Qiyang and Mo Xiang both burst out laughing.
"Die!" I yelled, "What's wrong with the Golden Retriever, at least the Golden Retriever is not addicted to games, obedient, much better than the two of you!" Looking for a boyfriend anyway, not looking for you two like this! ”
"What are you three doing! Keep running! "My God, the head teacher is here, why don't you say hello when you come, so let's pick you up, the three of us got up quickly, and quickly continued to run, I have to say, I don't exercise for a long time, I feel tired now just after running a lap, I have no strength in my body, I look at Mo Xiang is also like this, and I can't run, only Yi Qiyang, who looks quite strong, doesn't look like a big deal.
I panted and said, "Or...... Otherwise, let's ...... Stop...... Come down and rest...... Wait a minute, I'll ...... Exhausted...... Finish. ”
"Well," said Yi Qiyang, "how about we find a place where the head teacher can't see, in the grove next to it?" ”
"Okay, okay." We ran into the woods, found an abandoned telephone pole to sit on, leaning on Yi Qiyang, I never remembered again, I asked Yi Qiyang: "Do you exercise every day, why don't you feel tired at all?" I have the impression that the kind of person who plays games should be very weak, unable to lift their shoulders and hands, and have dark eyes all day long.
"He, he," Mo Xiang couldn't speak for a long time, "he and ...... We...... It's not the same, he ...... all day Dance, can you ...... with us All day...... Addicted to learning ...... Is it more human? ”
This kid still dances?