Chapter 559: Shameless Villain!

But I bought him a little food, and when I went back, I found Pleasant Goat's home, why did he come back so quickly? Isn't it supposed to sit there for a long time? If I don't go to school, and I don't have to get up early the next morning, I'll definitely sleep for a long time in class, he came in the afternoon, and then I saw a few very strange things, and I saw three or four big packages at home, these big packages look really strange, after all, this thing is quite retro, I can't tell what age it is, I feel dirty anyway, I don't rubbish, I asked them what it was, they smiled at me, and then didn't say anything, I brought food and felt a little less, There are three of them at home, and the food I bring here is three people, which is not enough for four people to eat, and when I asked them if they wanted to go out and buy some more food, they directly refused me, and then brought out something for me to eat, a plate with three columnar things, the appearance is too human, no appetite, is this just eating? These three black things are like that thing, thick and long, what are they for? Just looking at this black appearance, I don't want to eat it.

When I asked them what it was, none of them said to me, they all smiled at me and asked me to eat, and when I asked him what car he bought, they answered me, and told me how to eat, and he said that after you dialed this skin on the outside, you will know, and then I tried to pick it up with both phones, and I felt that this thing was a little dirty, but when I picked it up, I could clearly feel that I didn't have anything in my hand, which means that it might not be dirty. Then I put down and looked at my hand, it was true that I didn't delete anything, and there was no black thing, and then I was relieved to peel off the outermost thing, after peeling it off, I felt like a film of human skin on the outermost layer of skin, very thin and thin, but it was not particularly easy to break, because I pressed it directly with my fingernails for a long time, but I still broke it, and then this layer was very thin, I tore it in a circle, and after tearing it apart, I can see that there is an emerald green thing on the outside, I mean after dialing the skin, this appearance is a verdant green thing, and then I will continue, Wang Xiaobo, because this is not the way to eat, although this black thing will not stain my skin, but I am not particularly willing to bite directly, and then I continue to dial until it is quite hot when I can put it in my mouth, and then I take a bite gently, this bite is quite delicious, and there is a feeling of being an apple when I eat this thing, Crunchy, but it should be better than apples, a little, and this emerald green thing immediately seems to melt after biting, all of it is water into my mouth, the most important thing is this taste, this taste still feels like eating vegetables, a little leisurely, I thought the words to the mouth is a very sweet, but a saltiness is a moderate limit, just like the limit when we stir-fry, and it tastes like bamboo shoots, but I'm sure it's definitely not bamboo shoots, I've eaten too many things, But I haven't really eaten this thing yet, what the hell is it, but it feels really delicious, and then I continue to eat two bites, and I said to them, what is it?

One by one, they started shaking their heads to say they didn't know anything, and then I asked them, "You don't know where this thing came from."

Qi Yang pointed to the packages: "Didn't you see it?" These three packages are, not all of them are small walnuts sent by the little monk, and they came this afternoon, so I said that I will pick him up, and then he will send me something, let us eat this thing to our heart's content, today we have all eaten half of this package, so I am not too hungry to let you bring Xiaofeng a meal alone. "Oh, this thing was sent by the little monk, the little walnut is also back, that's really good, the little monk is back, but I haven't seen him, and then Qiyang told me that the little monk has gone back, and then let me bring these things over first, saying that the little monk didn't tell us what this thing is, just told us how to eat, this thing tastes really cool, refreshing, the second delicious, anyway, I can't say what the seasoning is, it's just delicious, anyway, I've been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for so many years, I've eaten things from all over the world, and I really haven't eaten what this thing is, and then I carefully studied what this black skin is, and said that it was plastic, and I didn't want to, because the toughness of plastic is greater than him, and it is not so hard, say it's paper, but it's not so thin, this thing is wrapped like the thickness of the layer of a plastic bag, anyway, I can't even see what the outermost wrapping paper is, so I don't know what it is. This thing feels similar to the bamboo rice, that is, the way of eating it doesn't seem to be the same, counting, and then I asked them to cook a few more, and they directly took out one or two plates, and said to me that it was completely enough, and then said that I could eat as much as I wanted, and I obviously felt a little insufficient after eating this one, and then continued to eat, and then continued to eat, and then continued to eat, I didn't eat much of the rice I bought myself, and I was fed by this thing, and then I said to them: "Since the little monk sent three packages of things, Then I'll give me a copy, and I'm welcome. "When I was about to take the thing you wrapped and put it in my room, the two of them stopped me directly.

I looked horrified and said to both of them, "What's the matter? Want to eat black? ”

Qiyang shook his head and said to me: "You may be a little misunderstood about this, there are four people in us, and the three packages are for me Xiaofeng, as well as my old colleague, without your share, I didn't give you food, I read it, I'm afraid you won't be able to eat, and I'm anxious, so from our three words, it's divided for you, don't forget it, there is no thing of yours here, if you feel unwilling, you can go to Wu Yili, if you want to give it to me, it's okay if it's not with Xiaofeng medicine, but I have one thing to say, Mine will be deposited with Xiaofeng first, and I will pay him the storage fee, about ten, I will call it a stick for the time being, and give him ten sticks. ”

I'm chasel, you guys play with me, let me eat and don't let me have it, isn't this a change of law that makes me anxious? I need to calm down my mood now, I can't say foul words to them, once I talk to them, I'm likely, I won't be able to get any of them, so calm down my mood first, don't be rough with them, okay, okay, I may not be able to move people roughly, so I can only outwit!

I hugged Xiaofeng, and raised my shoulders, and smiled at them: "Actually, I have seen a lot of things when I go south and north, this thing actually doesn't feel like a good thing, although it is very delicious, but I want him to be fresh, I'm like this, I don't take a big bag, okay?" Count all the things we eat, and then count the total number of things in Sichuan and divide it by four, whoever eats more will share a little less, so if you eat less, whoever will share a little more, in this way, do you think it's okay? "Actually, to be honest, his taste is okay, I feel that he seems to make this thing for convenience, but it is really delicious, in fact, I have traveled north and south for so many years, I have eaten so many things, the taste of this thing is not very attractive to me, what he is attractive to me is his appearance, and his structure is attractive to me, so I want to see how he does this thing, so I want it, and I find this thing really convenient, What am I going to do then? Read it well, and then I take a jar to school, when I get hungry during recess, and then pour boiling water into my jar, and then soak it I estimate that I will be able to eat this delicious thing in less than five or six minutes, do drinking instant noodles have the same properties? But this is obviously much easier than instant noodles, no need to brush the dishes, no need to soak things, no need to find paints, ah, you can eat delicious things, and I feel that there is definitely not a thing in it, I think it is like this, it should be the root strength of a plant, and then add a little other thing bridge fee, but it doesn't seem to be like it, because the follow-up of this thing he might as well ask ah he needs to cut it to finish, but I eat it, I can feel that the salt taste is not particularly obvious, or it is a variety of things, and then squeezed together, and then the outermost bread was wrapped with something similar to the root of a plant, so that he could keep the fragrance, because the moment I opened this black skin, I could smell a peculiar fragrance of plants, so I concluded that he was definitely about the root of a plant, but definitely not just this thing.

But they obviously didn't know, and then they shook their heads directly, and Xiao Feng still resolutely took these two big packages to the three big packages, and I was followed by his daughter-in-law Wu Yilina into her room, seeing that these things were about to be gone, I quickly stopped Xiao Feng, I said to him: "You can't be like this, we are all brothers, how can you treat me like this?" In this way, it's okay for me to pay for it! "Oh, I'm so curious about this thing, so I think it's a matter of paying for it.

Xiaofeng smiled and said to me: "Oh, I don't lack this money, it's okay, it's okay, you don't have to pay, don't waste your money, you don't have much money now?" I rubbed it, they deliberately teased me, I know, but what conditions do you say, if you don't say it, how can I satisfy you? If you don't let me satisfy you, how can I achieve those things, joke on me, and you tell me how to put an end to this joke, right? But they don't say it now, it must be premeditated, they don't want money, they must just want my labor, let me pack my things?

So I tried it: "Well, how about a big package of things for two months of labor?" You can call me at will, let me wash the dishes, let me mop the floor, let me clean up the house, let me buy you food! "How do I feel like I've thrown away all my discipline for this thing? It shouldn't be.,The main thing is that this thing makes my curiosity too heavy.,I really think he's very strange.,And I really want to study him.,Really,I've eaten things for so many years.,Although I haven't eaten all of China.,But I've dabbled in snacks in various small places.,I really haven't seen what this thing is.,So I'm more curious about this.,And then,I'm just about to lose my personality.,Exchanged two months of things for a pack of things., This package is only fifty or sixty things, and to be honest, it is to eat for two or three days.

Then Xiaofeng and Qiyang glanced at each other, smiled and said to me, "Let's eat the leftover one for three months!"

I looked at what they had left, which meant that they had finished all the remaining packages, that is, twenty or thirty more Christmas packages, and three months was really not worth it, and then I still wanted this thing, and I felt like I could still bargain.

I said directly to them, "One month!"

Then Xiaofeng and Qiyang obviously didn't eat this set: "Okay, then in that case, four months." When I got up and stretched out my fingers, I ran straight over and his fingers in, okay, three months for three months, and then I picked up the half bag, and I ran to my room, and I saw where I could hide, a small room, where I could hide! I think it's a real loss for this little thing, it took me three months of labor, and then I went out and made those plates, and then brought them to my room and let them eat the dishes, anyway, I guess I can eat these things to feed me, I bought them a lot of things, and they are white-eyed wolves who are still squeezing my labor, they are not human!

Then I drove the second car, but I found one thing is that the green color is deep and light, and this is deep and shallow, not a little, but to say, in fact, this gap is very large, oops, I really don't know what it is, but I can eat the taste of starch, I can eat the taste of some rice, it won't be boiled rice, and then crush it, eat a little bit like it, but it's not very similar, okay, don't bother with this thing, I'll eat it first, And then I feel like this thing is playing big music, and I have a feeling of addiction, and I want to eat one, and I want to eat two, and I want to eat, and they serve me a total of nine, and I eat all nine, in fact, this is not a small one, one has arms, okay? It's a bit of an exaggeration to say that the arm is at least half, the arm is so thick, half an arm is so thick, how long is it? Well, about 20 centimeters, because the length of one of my pins is not deliberately elongated, it is about 20 centimeters, and I am exactly the length of one pinch, so this is already very remarkable, a store must weigh at least one pound a day, I will eat it, well, it's a bit exaggerated, at least there must be seven or eight taels, but even then there are five or six catties, I ate five or six catties, I want to say that it is not great? It's really delicious, salty, and a little bit of cumin taste, if you can put a little chili noodles is naturally excellent, but unfortunately no, it's this taste inside, and all I eat is this one taste, I don't know if there are other flavors, anyway, what was served to me is this one taste, and I guess this one package is this taste, next time you can try to eat them, but Xiaofeng is really difficult to guard this thing here, then take advantage of his school, no, He's lazier than me now, he has less time in class than me, this point may not be used, then forget it, let's talk about it when I'm free, and then Xiaopo he came back, I think I should go to find the little monk, he's still more interesting, this lie is back, and he doesn't tell me a word, just tell Qi Yang that a person has a good relationship with Qi Yang.

Then I brushed things, and then continued to go back to the evening self-study, today's class has not been finished, but I gave it to me during the evening self-study, I took a small jar, and then I also took a pot of boiling water from the school and put it next to me, I used to carry the kettle, put the kettle next to my desk, because I sat next to almost no one walking, after all, it was at the back, there were very few people walking, and our classroom was at the west end of the corridor, so if you go through the back door, Basically, there is no point in being there, when you want to go to the toilet or go out to find a teacher, basically most people are going to the front, I go ahead, if you go from the back, you have to go around a circle, so most people don't go from me, I put a warm nest here, basically it's safe, I'm mainly now more fond of drinking boiled water, and the frequency of this group is a bit more, I can't always take this cup, go there every day after class, and if you take a thermos cup, Obviously not enough to drink, so I simply took a thermos pot to a large thermos cup, which is enough to drink, so the cup does not need to take the thermos cup, and then put a little tea part-time, this small life is very uncomfortable, but today I have a new task, I took this small jar but went to school, and then two weeks later on my left a boy asked me: "Big brother, you still want to eat instant noodles here, you are really awesome!"

Why do I have to be instant noodles when I bring this thing? Why should I come here for instant noodles? I can eat instant noodles when I go back, of course I'm going to eat something very weird, something you can't see, and then I took a stick from my pocket! Say to him, "Brother, do you know what this thing is?"

He looked at it for a long time and said to me, "Big brother, do you use that thing?" Then he said to me with a shy face, "Oh, you're so bad!" Bring this kind of thing back to school, and you can see that it's all black! It's still black and shiny! You're so good, bad, and bad! "Hey, why does it feel like the atmosphere is a little wrong? There seems to be a hint of obscenity in the air! What do I mean by fucking him? Could it be that he is the kind of lover, my God, this disrespectful and disrespectful! Big brother, you must have a smooth bowel movement, it turns out that you have such a hobby, you are really good, bad and bad!

Then I said to him righteously: "Where the are you going, to be honest, you kid has become a gay, it's disgusting to listen to you, have you already experienced personnel!" TMD, you see clearly, this is a food, food, food, you know! ”

He swallowed and spat: "I also know that this thing can be eaten, but won't it be a little choking when it is so thick to eat?" You're sure you can handle it at this size, I don't think the average person can enjoy this thing, unless it's Mr. Cang! ”

Your sister, you just eat such a thing, if you guess, fuck, I have no way to chat with this guy at all, I fuck the scene to show him, although I ate a little full, but I did in order to save my reputation, not to let him think I am a kind of person, I think it is necessary to demonstrate with him, I ignored him first, and then I put boiling water, into my tank, but then I found a problem, this rough thing, is indeed a bit long, my tank can't fit! My good man, I don't know if this thing will affect the taste if it is broken and boiled in water? I really don't know this thing very well, but now I can't control it, because I have to show him now, and then when I cut this stout thing with a knife, you don't know, his expression is completely like cutting his own dick, a painful look, every time he cuts, his body trembles! This guy's big brother, if you are not an actor, then it is really TMD's condescension!

Then I finally cut it in half and put it in this boiling water, and when it was hot, I said to him, I can see clearly, this is really a car, and then I found that the water has become a little green, but I lost it, and I did find that this thing really contains plant pigments, oh don't blame me, I am now very good at chemistry in junior high school, and then when I think I am about to soak it, I will try to get rid of this black skin, and then say to him: "I said you see it, this is something to eat." Then I started eating, and I ate it with relish, but I found out that I really had to wrap it in this black skin, and my roommate said why? That is, the taste in it has been soaked, and the stripes in it have been soaked in the water, so the food is a little tasteless, as if I am eating rice, but even so, I can still feel very delicious, this black skin still does not seem to know, its main function should be to retain these flavors, and then he ran to my table, and brought his chair over, and asked me what it was, and a paw reached out, wanting to eat my other half.

I climbed his paw and knocked it off, and wanted to eat my stuff, which I got in exchange for three months of labor, can I let you eat it? I said to him, "Just look at it, don't do it, this is my thing, do you know?"

She looked at me with disdain: "Isn't it just a modified version of a zongzi?" As for it? You can't eat a little more, oops, really, I'm detaining you, I usually look like you're quite atmospheric, but I didn't expect you to become so deducted at this moment. ”

I said this, I usually treat you in college wrong, I usually shouldn't be so generous to you, and then I said to him, "Where do you like to go?" Hurry up and let me go! "Then I drove him away, money is not a problem, the main thing is that this labor force is really, it makes me uncomfortable, this thing really paid me a lot of effort, and the next time I want to cook this thing, it seems that this jar is not very realistic, a little small, but if I take a basin over, will the people next to me look at me with strange eyes? Isn't that right? I will look at me with strange eyes at the end, they can't turn around every day to see what I'm doing, that's too boring, so I decided to bring a basin early tomorrow morning, of course, it's the kind of stainless steel basin, not the basin for washing the face, I brought such a big basin to play with foot soaking, in addition to soaking feet, I remembered one thing again, that is, when we were tutoring in the summer, because we paid the tuition fee, and then the school immediately let us study, my God, at the end of June, the beginning of July, I came here to take classes, What is that feeling, you know? This cram school is not a too formal cram school, he is in a high school school temporarily built a teaching building, set up a cram school, and then rely on the rights and interests of this school to be able to register us, so the school he just saw, what can this school do, you can't imagine at all, this school has no air conditioning, and I am a person who is still rising, we are more afraid of heat, we are both the same character, not afraid of cold and heat, and it was really too hot at that time, I thought of a way to bring a towel over, and then go to the faucet to wash this towel after class, but it doesn't solve the problem at all, ah, it's still very hot, I'm not in the mood to study at all, I didn't want to study too much at that time, but it affected my sleep, I couldn't sleep at all, when I just lay down, the sweat came over instantly, and then it covered my entire guest seat, and then my whole face was sticky, there was no way to sleep, At this time, a great god finally used his ultimate trick!

That's right, you guessed right, this great god is the legendary Comrade Qiyang! This comrade is simply a god-level figure, he and I are not far away, and then I saw him take a poke the next day, which is the kind of little red bucket that our school usually uses for watering and cleaning, this bucket is about half a meter deep, and then what did he do, he put the bucket we paid in front of us, first to pick up the water at the end of class, and then he washed his towel, and after washing he brought a bucket of water, I don't talk about eating, big brother, don't you use so much water? If it's a simple pericardial meridian, and a vigorous hair suction machine, you can't sleep, she's the same as me, at this time, she simply doesn't have the mind to study, she just wants to sleep, but the next scene is simply stunned me, he took off his shoes directly! Then I took off my socks, because even if the school is so hot, I don't let you wear slippers to school, if I let me wear slippers, I would have worn them earlier, and now I cover a sneaker every day, although it is breathable, but I still feel very panicked! Then he put his foot directly in, with an expression of enjoyment, and then I looked at her and was stunned for a minute, and then he put his towel on his back, and let the towel cool his T-shirt, and then he slept there for a whole class during class, and never woke up, not only Wu Yili was stunned, I was also stunned, it turned out that he could relieve the heat like this! I'm really convinced of this guy, I can come up with any trick! It's just going to do anything!

I remember the old man said a sentence, that is, as long as the feet are warm, the whole body will be warm in winter, this sentence is really true, this sentence can also be understood in turn, that is, the feet are cold, your whole body is cold, Qiyang played this sentence to the fullest, this dehydration to support him for a class is absolutely no problem, in fact, I feel that there is absolutely no problem to hold a morning, and then the most disgusting and happy thing is that he put his towel into the water in which he washes his feet, and then wrings it out and then puts it on his back! I really can't stand it, but I really admire his method, he slept for two classes, not to mention listening to lectures in this weather, I can't play with my mobile phone! But this guy slept for two classes, slept comfortably for two classes, and from time to time he chirped and chirped, and there was a pure smile on his face, and that feeling was as cool as it was!

But the moment he was found by the head teacher, he was really cool, I wanted to emulate him, but, since that's the case, I can't follow suit, but he still doesn't give up, just continue to soak his feet, what happened in the end? Then it doesn't matter, because the head teacher is used to it, he, even if he sees him soaking his feet now, he won't care anymore, because he can't take care of him, but every time the students in my class start to splash water and clean up with that bucket, I can feel that our whole classroom is filled with the unique smell of feet! Oh my God, but he did spend a summer comfortably, and I had the worst summer vacation of my life!

Back to the original topic, where did I just say, yes, yes, I remembered, just take a stainless steel basin to scald this thing, eat, in fact, I can't eat it vigorously now, I want to enjoy it, I still have to eat more at ordinary times, after all, I can't eat for a long time, right? I suddenly remembered one thing, that is, I went to the little monk to ask for it! He must have had it, and then I remembered that I still had his phone, and then I just gave him a call, right between classes.

The phone, it was quickly connected, busy, and then not in the service area! But this time true love miraculously opened up quickly, and after he took it, he asked me with a smile: "Brother Mo Xiang, what's wrong?"

Oops, after all, if you don't have a face, you can't cut to the chase first, I smiled at him and said, oops, why don't you say something to me when you come back, and then I also said let me pick you up, you see you carry so many things, of course I know that he has carried a lot of things, and there are already a lot of three packages alone, and the statement is that he has prepared a lot, and it seems that he is still ready to send others, I just want to call this call in advance, let him think about it before giving it away, can you send someone else, I will pay, But give me what he gave to that person! That's what I really want, and if I can make it, I'll give it all back, and the breeze will give me back my labor! If I could exchange money for my labor, of course I would be desperate!

After a few pleasantries, I finally got to the point, and I asked the crucial question, is there any such thing? That is, the stick, he smiled and said to me, there is no more, all sent away! The moment he said he was finished, I let it be seen that I washed the dishes and cleaned up for them every day.

But I need to ask the little monk, what is this thing? He still didn't say anything to me, he said he didn't say to Qi Yang and wouldn't say anything to me, he meant to buy one first, and then when we couldn't eat it again, we would say anything to us, I asked him if there were any hints or anything like that, you can't keep us guessing, guessing, we can't guess anything.

Under my stubborn fighting, the little monk finally improved, and the little monk's mobile phone finally ran out of battery! As for why I knew that his phone was out of battery, it was an afterthought, I thought he hung up my phone, and it happened to be in class, and I didn't call back, and then after eating this thing, I put Gangzi back and continued to study! Evening self-study,Sometimes the teacher also comes to lecture.,It's to talk about things that haven't been finished during the day.,Or talk about the exam papers.,Really,Now I see that they're a little anxious.,Because when the teacher lectures.,It's really sometimes the class is out of class if you can't finish it.,And the exam papers.,For a lot of long I didn't talk about it.,The teacher only took out a paper.,Talk about some key issues.,It's really if you can't keep up.,You can't keep up step by step.,Oh, the third year of high school is really a colorful year.。

My school at ten o'clock has completed my study plan, this time is a little sleepy, and then I lie on the table and sleep for a while, this short time directly sleep until the end of class, oops, sleep, not particularly cool, after all, it is indeed time to go to bed, this time at 11 o'clock in the evening suddenly woke up, must be very unhappy, but I still had to go back, and then half-closed eyes returned home, back home, one thing immediately made me sober up, Even my half-wrapped stuff is gone! tmd all my things that are to say only one left in the school, I remember now, I brought two to the school, ate one, because I was not sober, so that one did not bring back, now I have to thank my lack of soberness, but also because I am not sober, so I can keep the only thing, I directly called the two of them down, asked them if they stole my things, Especially when I said that there was really no place to hide in my room, I could feel that they were definitely playing, definitely fixing me!

Then I began to ask them, at this time they didn't sleep, just waiting for me to ask them, and then raised an innocent look and said to me: "Big brother, you can't take care of your own things well, and you came to ask us, and ah, you can't not give your labor because you lost your things, this thing is like borrowing money, I gave you the money, but you lost the money, but you still have to pay this account, you can't rely on it!"

My lungs are about to explode, there are such shameless people in the world! I was 100% sure that they had taken it, and I hid it in the room, which was on top of the kitchen, and there was no place to hide anything in my room, but I knew it in the modern era, so I took it to school, and I felt safer in school than at home!

I said to them angrily, "You two must have dragged it over, hand it over to me, or I will have reason to refuse to repay you for these three months of labor!"

When I finished saying this, Xiao Feng rolled up his sleeves directly: "Oh, I warn you, don't eat black, I'm a violent person now, if you don't pay my debts, what will be the result?" You know! "You're still violent, you've always had it, don't you know! I'm, I'm going to die!

I rushed directly to Qiyang's room to search her room first, as for why I went to Qiyang's room first, because Xiaofeng's room and a woman's feeling are not suitable, but I feel that my things are definitely in Xiaofeng's room! Then I searched the room for a long time, and I didn't have much hope, and then I rushed to Xiaofeng's room! Of course, before rushing in, knock on the door and ask if Wu Yili is inside, if she is inside, she needs to get dressed first! Then I went in, I searched for a long time and still didn't receive it, and then ran to the kitchen and ran to the toilet, this time I said that I went to the washing room, but there was no trace of my half package package, just now I only found the two packages in Xiaofeng's room, the size is still about the same, it should not be that my things are merged together, because those things are actually still a lot, if they are merged together, it can still be found!