Chapter 2: Unexpected Joy
Sun Tuzi and I looked at each other, both feeling strange, Sun Lu asked Jinghai carefully, "Monk, who offended you?" Why is it unhappy? ”
Jinghai sighed: "Alas, I'm old and useless. ”
"Master, why do you say that?"
I'm even more curious, this old ruffian...... No, why did the old monk suddenly become sentimental?
Jinghai drank half a glass of wine in one gulp, squinted at me, and looked a little resentful: "I always thought that I could plan everything, but this time you also saw that all the situations are different from what I thought!" ”
I was stunned for a moment, then I finally reacted, thought about it, and couldn't help laughing.
Originally, I didn't think there was anything, but after listening to what the old monk said, and thinking about it again, I realized that this trip to the tomb of the living dead was really gimmicky.
In order to get the flesh of the living dead without fail, I can be said to have put a lot of effort under the guidance of Jinghai.
first got Zang Zhiqiang out of the mental hospital, and then asked Sang Lan to come out and follow Ling Ghost to re-enter reincarnation......
The preparations made in advance can not be said to be insufficient, but when the real thing comes, except for Zang Zhiqiang who lived up to his expectations and found the location of the tomb of the living dead, the rest of the preparations do not seem to have played any substantive role. On the contrary, it was Shi Fatzi, who joined temporarily, Lao Zheng who met unexpectedly, and Manager Niu who played a key role.
Thinking about it carefully, I was also a little ridiculous, but I still comforted Jinghai and said that the deployments he made were not all useless, and Sang Lan and Xiaozhu were still very useful.
Unexpectedly, Jinghai not only did not improve his mood, but paused again and again: "You don't have to make excuses for me, a mistake is a mistake, I took it for granted, not only misjudged the situation, but also almost killed you, I ...... I'm so sick of vomiting! ”
I'm speechless, to say that although Jinghai is usually yin and yang, a little indistinguishable from male and female, but he is a little arrogant in his bones. Such a person, once their self-confidence is damaged, is more frustrated than the average person.
But I'm also a little strange, this old monk has always regarded his face as dung, why is his self-esteem suddenly so strong?
I originally thought that it would be over after the fact, and it was not interesting to say more, I wanted to bring this topic over, but I didn't know that Jinghai was talking more and more energetically, and finally patted his thighs and said with a red head and a swollen face:
"Looking for the kid surnamed Zang is to visit the tomb, who knows that he is selfish, and he will not take care of the overall situation at all, so that he has added those dangers!
It took a lot of effort to get such a dog cub, in order to use it to identify the target, so that he could easily find the living dead without going around the crooked road, but the dog thing, as soon as he entered, he was confused by the dog's nose, and it was completely unreliable!
asked you to take Sang Lan to avoid unnecessary dangers with her keen intuition for ghosts, but when it came to the end, she couldn't help at all except 'I'm scared' and 'scared to death', but became a burden! ”
I couldn't help frowning slightly: "People are not as useless as you say......"
"What do you know?"
Jing Hai waved his hand to interrupt me, "As the so-called one wrong step, the whole plate is lost." If you don't say it, Boss Xu, it doesn't mean that the Buddha doesn't know anything. This trip is not for you to make accurate judgments at critical moments; Don't use ghosts, don't use ghosts; In the end, he would rather die than abandon the surname Zang to escape alone...... What's missing in this, let's not talk about it, we both have to leave it in the evil grave that hangs upside down in the golden bell! Alas, in retrospect, it was so dangerous, so dangerous! ”
He didn't give me a chance to interject at all, and his emotions became more and more excited, "Don't use the results to cover up your mistakes, that's stupid!" I'm really old and useless, I really didn't expect those demons to be so evil. If I had used my brain more and thought more thoughtfully, why would you have bothered so much? Just bring the whale pestle from the Buddha's treasure pavilion, and take the flesh of the living dead, not three fingers to pinch the snail - nine out of ten! In short, the Buddha was extremely negligent this time, and he was very wrong! ”
Sun Lu and I were stunned by the old monk's complaint, but we still caught a few special words in his words at the same time.
"Brahma whale pestle? Treasure Chamber? Sun Lu rolled his eyes to look at me.
"Upside down Admiralty?" I looked at Jinghai suspiciously.
Jing Hai avoided Sun Lu's questions, looked at me and said, "Although I don't know much about Feng Shui tombs, I can see that the evil mound is vast above it, and the sky is continuous, and the further down it goes, the more it shrinks, and it is clearly a situation where the golden bell is hanging upside down. There are also many layouts, which are well versed in the wisdom of Buddhism, and the most representative ones are not the 100-bone archway and the bronze bell of the Tibetan corpse that you saw when you first went down to the tomb?
I don't know the specific Tao in it, but the Brahma whale pestle is obtained by you and me at the same time, and it is a holy object that contains the Pudu Dharma. If you bring the Brahma whale pestle in advance, you only need to ring the bronze bell under the archway at the beginning, and under the Sanskrit sound broadcast, the corpse Gu evil will descend on the Dharma, how can it still be launched? The living dead are afraid that they will also be forced by Sanskrit sound and automatically appear out, how can there be many dangers later? ”
After the old monk finished speaking, he was already so angry that he collapsed on the sofa and rolled his eyes.
I listened like a fight, vaguely as if I had grasped some key, but I couldn't think of it.
At this time, I couldn't help but miss Liu Blind a little again, although the goods are full of nonsense, but the specific details can always give eight or nine points of explanation, and it is an encyclopedic existence in Feng Shui. It's like a quiet sea, only caring about emotions, these big and complicated words will only make people more foggy.
Listening to Jinghai say the end, there was only one big word in my mind - wrong!
Fortunately, Jinghai still has a little bit of Zen Buddhism's 'concentration', and he vomited for a while, then suddenly sat up and looked at me with a wink, and his expression became very strange:
"I really don't know whether to say that you are lucky, or that fools are stupid."
"What do you mean?" I couldn't help but wrinkle my eyebrows slightly.
Jing Hai looked at me with a smile, slowly raised one palm, and compared three fingers, "Although your trip is difficult, but the harvest is not small, according to me, you have at least three unexpected joys." ”
"You can sell Guanzi better than Liu Blind!"
I rolled my eyes, this time I almost didn't get my life in, and finally I almost escaped bare-chested, I don't see any surprises.
Jing Hai still had the same expression that seemed to be smiling, and slowly bent a finger, "One, since the last time I found the white porcelain altar in the cemetery, I feel that as the owner of the Yin Yang Station, you are still missing something. This time, you saw Xu Ronghua's consciousness remaining in the abandoned building, and you also knew that your grandfather still had something left for you? ”
I nodded subconsciously, anyway, now that I have become a post station owner, it is always the fact that I have to face those things that I don't want to face, and since I can't escape it, then face the opposite. Now that you know this information, you really have to find out the things in the old house as soon as possible.
Jing Hai bent another finger, but with the last finger, he pointed to the ground under my feet, "Second, you look down and see, what is the difference between your own shadow and before?" ”