This afternoon after school, I pulled Qi Yang to the cafeteria to eat, and today I have to be kind to him because I have to ask him for something.

School cafeterias

"That, little lamb, this piece of meat for you to eat, come, open your mouth." I gave him a piece of meat to eat.

"Okay," Qi Yang quickly ate a piece of meat, "It's not like you, isn't there something wrong?" ”

"It's okay, I just want to feed you, see that you're quite thin, come and eat more meat." I explained.

"Then I'll go, it's useless if you want to talk later,"

Well, he really guessed correctly, if it weren't for something bad to tell him, my sister would definitely not do such a show of affection and make people jealous.

I sorted out the language ......

"Well, Qiyang, come back with me to see my parents and my parents." Although I didn't want the rising man who was eating to squirt out all the food he ate, I said it anyway.

It's not that I have to let Qi Yang go to see my parents, and people are very shy about this kind of thing, but this is my father's strong request, and I don't know who told him, I thought my father would be furious, but the reality is that sometimes it's like this, sometimes you want to, but a fart comes out.

Ahem, some reveal their true nature.

“what!”

As I expected, he choked, and the rice he ate came out of his nose and eyes.

"Ahem... Cough... Cough... Ahem"

He choked for a long time and didn't react, is this so serious? I hurriedly handed him the soup, and the car choked to death.

"Can you say that again? Yan Yunci? He wanted to make sure again.

But the reality is often harsh.

"My dad! My mother! Say! Want! See! You! Did you hear me clearly? I said angrily again, as for it, besides, people haven't said shy. Just like you, you have to go to me!

"Damn, your old man is sick!"

"Give you a chance to reorganize the language, and say it again." I raised my big slap, no, the mini slap smiled and said to Cheap Yang.

"That, Ling Zun knows everything?"

"Yes, but it doesn't seem to be angry with me, I should just want to see you and see which stinky pig has arched my excellent cabbage."

"Don't go! Just kidding, what if I don't come back, wouldn't it be ridiculous and generous to let others know about it! Mo Xiang and Xiaofeng will laugh at me. ”

"Ask again, to go or not to go!" I'm ashamed that I have to let you go today!

"Don't go!" The tone is still so resolute.

"Okay, then I'll let my dad come to see you at school, it's all the same anyway." But I wouldn't do that, I can't pull this face down.

"......" raised his face speechlessly.

I looked at him like an angry little daughter-in-law, I couldn't stand it anymore, I stroked his head: "Little lamb, you see, what you want to see after all is not, it's better to die late, no, it's better to see late than early, right." ”

"But why does your father have to see me, the Lun family is not mentally prepared."

Uh, you've managed to disgust me......

"Get out! Don't go, I'll call my dad! As I spoke, I picked up the phone and pretended to pull it out.

"Hey, hey, hey, I'll go, can't I go? Well, put down your phone. With that, he snatched my phone back.

Cut, wouldn't it be over if you promised it earlier, and it made me work so hard.

"But you have to promise me one thing."

"What?" It's really mother-in-law's.

"Don't talk to anyone, remember anyone, and I'll set the time." Qi Yang pointed to my nose and said to me arrogantly.

Damn, am I so unable to take it out, forget it, for the sake of his promise, I won't bother with him: "Okay, okay!" I promised you. ”

"And!"

"You can't finish what you have to say all at once!" I was completely speechless. I'm going to get up and hit him as fast as I can.

"I need an appearance fee."

What the?

"Get out! you! "I can't take it anymore, I'm going to strangle you! Why are you so cheap!

"Ahh

Today is Saturday, and I discussed going to my house with Qi Yang, but he had to ask me to go to his rented house to pick him up, and I didn't answer his phone, so I was angry!

I came to the place where he rented a house and knocked loudly on the door! His roommate who opened the door was called Shangguan Feng, look at how handsome he is, muscular men with short hair, special man, which is like my family, a big man grinding and chirping!

"Hello, is Qi Yang here?" I asked Xiaofeng.

"Lifting? He came home early in the morning! It's just me now, it's Saturday, and he didn't tell you he had to go home? Xiao Feng was puzzled and said, and then whispered to me secretly: "He hid it in Mo Xiang's house and didn't let me tell you." ”

Very good! Yi Qiyang! You've done a great job! I don't care if this little wind wants to see jokes anymore, I just want to clean him up now!

"What! He's gone? He said okay, let me come here to find him! He lied to me! Hum! "I'm also an acting person.

Xiaofeng covered his mouth and smiled secretly.

"I'm going to go to his room now!" I stomped to his room and shouted, "Then I'll go to his house and find him!" I'm going to kill him! Dare to release my pigeons! "I motioned with my eyes to the breeze to close the door!

Xiaofeng understood, and before closing the door, he didn't forget to say: "Slow down, don't worry!" "Well, I've seen a lot of people.

I crept into his room and sat on his bed ready to catch the rape in the bed, no, just waiting for the rabbit!

In less than two minutes, the people in the next room gently opened: "Xiaofeng, is she really gone?" No way? ”

"Well, let's go, isn't it okay for you to lie to your girlfriend like this?" Xiaofeng replied.

"Cut! It's to give her face! Lao Tzu lied to her to promote her! I don't lie to that! If I don't believe it, I'll show you next time, I lied to her, he must be happy! "Qi Yang said very arrogantly!

Hehe, I'm so happy now! It's really fun!

I sat in his room and listened quietly to him pretending!

"Actually, he's up in the back."

"Ahh I was wrong! "Qi Yang suddenly screamed in the living room!" Xiaofeng, why are you scaring me! There's something wrong with you! ”

"Hahaha, just like you, I guess you'll be at the end of today!"

"Don't scare me, I'm feeling cold, you know! It's going to freak out my brain and hallucinate! I now fantasize that she is waiting for me in my room! Alas, this day can't be lived! ”

"Hallucinations? No, let's go and have a look in your room. "Suffice it to say that the little wind is so bad!

The door to Qiyang's room was opened, and the first person to come in was Qiyang, and he saw me at a glance! But what surprised me was that he didn't jump up in fright, but pointed at me and said to Xiaofeng, "Look! Don't scare me! I'm really hallucinating! She's sitting on my bed, no, you can't see it, it's too painful. ”

"I see it!"

"Nope! You can't see it, and you won't understand it! He sighed and sighed.

"I really, really, really saw it!"