I was woken up by Yi Qiyang again! This is not the first time! I couldn't take it anymore, and I gave Yi Qiyang a middle finger: "You're fucking sick!" Why do you have to wake me up? If you wake up, you'll wake up, what's the matter with me! ”

He said to me with a dirty look: "Well, I'm bored by myself, isn't it, when are you going to go to class, aren't you going to class?" ”

"Don't go, don't go, when Lao Tzu wants to go, when do you want to go, do you care about me?" I'm still very dissatisfied with his behavior, "Is there something wrong?" It's okay for me to go out, I'm going to go back to sleep. After that, I went back to bed.

"Ahem, I originally wanted to say something that you are very interested in, but since you have this attitude, then I have to stop telling you." It's a pity that this Yang speaks in a tone that seems to be true, which makes my heart itch, is there really anything good about Yang? No, no, I've been on the rise too much, and he must have fooled me this time! Right! Definitely!

"Then I'm leaving, bye-bye." Then I heard the sound of the door opening, and ah! I can't stand it! It tickles my heart more and more!

No matter! Fooled this time! I really don't believe in this evil, what can you deceive me, I sat up: "Okay, I can give you a chance, you say, I still have to sleep if I can't say I'm interested." ”

Qiyang came back, looked at me and shook his head: "I didn't say that you have to say it, you have to promise me a condition, if you agree, I will consider telling you what this thing interests you?" ”

Bang! I want to see what your conditions are, and I said, "Tell me, how much is it?" Or how many meals? ”

Qi Yang shook his head: "Although I do want to scavenge the wealth of you, a rich second generation, but this time the condition is really not about money, you are a little too much." ”

Oh? No, there are a lot of tricks in this Yi Qiyang! I'd better keep asking! I looked at him calmly, in fact, I still muttered a little in my heart, and I asked, "Say, what do you want?" ”

"Okay, okay," Qi Yang said with a smile, "I won't make trouble for you, you, hurry up and go to class, I'll just ask for this one, don't stop going to class every day, study hard, you can't rely on the old man in the future, it's best if you can be admitted to a university, find a job at the end of the year, who will support you in the future." ”

Damn, my eyes are wide on Yi Qi Yang, is this what the is coming out of Yi Qi Yang's mouth? Bad ears on my ears? Am I crazy or is he crazy? Ignoring my naked body, I stood up and touched Qi Yang's forehead, which is how it is played on TV anyway, I said to Qi Yang, "Big brother, do you have a fever?" Wound caused? Otherwise, let's go to the hospital and have a look, this kind of thing can't be delayed. ”

Raise the hand that was removed: "What to give!" While going, I really said this, you should get up quickly, get ready to go to the evening self-study, it is good to be able to take a good college exam. ”

Ah, I suddenly feel like I don't know this guy Qi Yang! I started to get dressed numbly, the world was so scary.

Qi Yang is still chattering there: "Look at me, I have no education, I can only be a waiter, but as long as I have a high school degree or above, I can find a better job." ”

Oh my God, what's wrong with him? Hit hard? Or Yun Ci broke up with him, how do I think he has become like my dad when he talks, I suddenly didn't dare to understand his words, I was afraid that he would beat me! I dare to say, "What did you just want to say about that thing that interests me very much?" What did you say, don't say it all at once. ”

Qi Yang slapped his forehead: "Yes, yes, yes, I forgot to talk about this, I patronized and taught you a lesson, you know, your goddess may be coming to City A." Qi Yang said to me with a lewd smile on his face.

Goddess? My goddess? Who is my goddess? How did I not know that I had a goddess to worship?

I got dressed and said, "Who are you talking about?" Don't sell it, tell me quickly. ”

"The easier it is to get, the harder it is to cherish it, I'm asking you to cherish my news and make you feel fresh!" Qiyang is still talking about his theories unashamedly, and sometimes you can't refute him, and I don't bother to pay attention to him when he looks so reasonable.

I scoffed and said, "That's one reason you're still a virgin?" After I said this, I felt sour all over, and finally won the battle! Hahaha looked at Qiyang's helpless look, I felt cool! It's cool!

"I don't care about you!" Hahaha, speaking of his sore spots! "I'll tell you about that, it's my Brother Yuanzhi who is coming here, and by the way, I'll take Sister Linyin with me! That is, your goddess Cang, I'll go out first, clean up my hair, and in return, the price of this news is a meal! ”

Damn, that's what the you're for! After talking so much nonsense, you just said that you want me to treat you to a meal, isn't it over? But this news is really good, my goddess is coming, it's really a great joy, do the math, I haven't seen it for two years, I don't know if it's still so beautiful and moving, so playful and cute!

It's been two years, it's been so fast, I can still vaguely remember the time when Qiyang was kidnapped, it's New Year's Day again, I don't know a few lines of poetry, but I still remember this poem: "Things are people, everything is rest, and tears flow first." People like me sighed.

I got up quickly, Qi Yang was cleaning up his broken hair, I think what he just said was quite right, I really want to learn, Qi Yang just said only the old man, very implicitly, did not mention my father, I also pretended not to understand.

"Okay, no, Rise? I'm going to class, I'll treat you to a meal first. I shouted and said.

"Right now! I'll put a hairspray and dry it right away, don't worry! "The voice came out of the scrubbing room, I really took this guy, he didn't look as handsome as me, and he was even more stinky! That's right, he doesn't look as handsome as me, and if he doesn't clean himself up, he will definitely not be able to clean up, and I am immediately relieved.

After a while, he came out: "Are you sure you go to class?" And not to go to an internet café? Yi Qiyang looked at me with suspicion, this brute! Dare to doubt me!

Suddenly, I had a feeling that you love to believe it or not, and I didn't explain it, but I said very calmly, "Let's eat first." "Now I understand that when you really want to do something, you don't care if others believe it or not, and you don't care if others understand you.

Okay, go on, we went to eat next to the school, there is no restriction on girls, we go to eat the same everywhere, and you can eat very fragrant at the ramen restaurant in front of the school!

It's not early, it's almost six o'clock, full of wine and food, I decided to go to class, I haven't been in class for a few days, and I feel very strange about the environment of the classroom, but it's not easy to enter the school gate at this time, because the school generally doesn't let you go out in the afternoon, so I stay in the school, so that you can eat and return to the class to study.

When I arrived at the school gate, although the school was full of people, there were few people going back and forth at the gate of the school, and I particularly hated this situation, and I was very weak when I entered the school gate!

Sure enough, as I expected, Qi Yang and I hadn't arrived at the school gate yet, and the security guard looked at us from a distance, as if we were *, and after we walked, I looked at it, not the security guard who beat Qi Yang.

The security guard ran up to the door and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

"That, jungler, it's not right, uncle, I took a leave of absence, and now I'm back at school?" I say.

"Leave?" The security guard looked me up and down a few times, as if he was fucking choosing a princess, this old and unserious person must not have gone to that kind of place, "You fake that?" Take it out and I'll take a look. “

Note? I remember that I never used a slip to ask for leave, and every time I told the head teacher that I wanted to ask for leave, the head teacher would wave his hand very comfortably and say, "Hurry up." "I'm afraid I'll go too slowly.

I'll tell you the truth: "That, uncle, my homeroom teacher didn't give me a fake note, so let's call our homeroom teacher and confirm it, can't you?" ”

"Okay," the security guard seemed to be very easy to speak, "classmate, are you doing it?" ”

Engage in !! I didn't expect your uncle to look improper, it turned out to be really improper! Still engaged in the base, am I like a person who is engaged in the base? I turned my head to look at the oily Niangniang's Yang, no wonder this uncle thinks I'm doing Ji, it turns out that Qiyang is by my side, my reputation! It's all ruined by your sissy! I resisted my impulse and said softly to the uncle: "Uncle, I like girls, I'm not a good person!" ”

Qi Yang was very surprised, and just wanted to speak, but I stopped him with one hand! Don't talk, I'm never with you anymore, you'd better disappear from my sight, I can't look directly at people like you.

The uncle still said stubbornly: "Classmate, let me ask you to do it!" ”

it! Lao Tzu has said, I don't do it! Why are you so persistent! I can't bear it anymore, I can bear it with anything else! It's the only thing that can't bear it, and I doubt my sexuality! How can I engage in kina with such a tall and powerful male prostitution! Although one of the parties on TV is tall and mighty, I am not that kind of person, you can't make it!

I'm about to explode: "Uncle, you can insult me, but really don't doubt my sexual orientation, I really don't do it!" I like girls, don't ask that, please, okay? ”

Uncle's expression is very complicated, he may not believe my words, just look at me blankly, maybe he thinks that I must be engaged in such a man behind me, but who can understand a man like me?

Suddenly, I felt someone kick me from behind! Then there was the shouting voice: "Get the fuck out of me!" People ask you what grade you are in high school! ”

Uh, how so? I'm really convinced of this uncle, don't you ask me how many classes in the grade are over? I have to use Mandarin that is not very fluent and ask me, classmate, what are you doing! The expression is so obscene, of course I will think about it! But this is a shame and a big hair, looking at the uncle's expression, I know that this uncle has tens of thousands of fart grass and mud horses galloping in his heart!

I still don't care about this revenge that kicked me first, I said: "Uncle, I'm in the third and fifth classes of high school, you can call and ask." ”

I looked at my uncle's trembling hand holding the mobile phone and I knew that I might not be able to mix up in this school, and I knew that the idle mouth knew that everyone knew, listening to this laugh, I felt that my ears were particularly piercing.

After the uncle confirmed, he whispered to me, "Classmate, go in," I could feel it, this uncle was holding back his laughter, but it seemed that he was going to be unable to hold back immediately, "You confirmed, what about him?" Is he also on leave? ”

Qi Yang said: "Oh no, I'm not from this school, he can go in by himself." ”

When I entered the school gate, my old face didn't know where to put it, and I waved my hand at Yi Qiyang: "You go, I'll go first." ”

Qi Yang smiled, didn't speak, nodded, I don't know why, I looked at Qi Yang and felt a little desolate, as if there was a feeling that the whole world had abandoned him, he turned his head back, I opened my mouth, I didn't know what to say, stood for a while, and went to the classroom.

Before class, Xiaofeng and Wu Yili were there, Xiaofeng saw me at a glance, I entered through the front door, he was doing his homework, he was really a good student, Xiaofeng said: "Yo, rare guest, why are you here, is this kind of place you supposed to come?" ”

I'm too lazy to bird him, I really want to learn now, I really want to learn!