Every summer vacation in my student days is the same, I watch a lot, I don't know when, the epic disaster movie of the beginning of school began to be released unconsciously, even the summer vacation of the third year of junior high school is no exception, there are indeed quite a lot, but it ends unconsciously in an uproar.

The new high school freshman, very unfamiliar with everything, all my hair children went to a good high school to go to school, Zhuo Xiangyi, Li Zhuli, and my little Xinxin were all entrusted to S City No. 1 Middle School by various relationships in the family. When I graduated from junior high school, my dad asked me, "Yun Ci, where do you want to go to high school?"

Without hesitation, I said, "Thirteen!" ”

What are you kidding, a scumbag like me can suffocate to death when I go to No. 1 Middle School, and it's so far away from home, I don't want to go, how good is Thirteenth Middle School, close to home, go home every day to eat and sleep!

I'm also very curious about the new high one-to-one cut, the first thing to do is to find my seat first, put it on, uh, nothing, forget it.

All new students start the same school, introduce themselves after the roll call, followed by military training.

There is no one at the same table in my row, I can't come to school, and I don't look carefully at the seating list who my table is, anyway, I don't know him! It's just right not to come!

"Xiao Yunqing."

"Here."

"Zhang Zhi."

"Here."

……

……

"Yan Yunci."

"Here." When I shouted, I hurriedly answered.

"Yi Qiyang."

No one answered.

"Is Yi Qiyang coming?"

Still no one spoke.

"Yi Qiyang!" The teacher raised her voice again, and said it again.

"Okay, let's go next."

It seems that my tablemate who didn't come is called Yi Qiyang, and the name is not bad, but I don't come to school, so it's a bit too good. And how do you feel that the name is a little familiar, it feels so awkward, it feels like it's in the brain, why can't I remember it, it's a kind of torture for people with obsessive-compulsive disorder like me! Forget it, don't want to.

Next is the boring and particularly boring self-introduction session, most of the words are almost the same, what is my name, where do I come from, hobbies and specialties, I hope you will take care of me and so on. I say the same, but I can't shake my old view that self-introduction is boring.

It's been two days since school started, there is no military training yet, and my table mates haven't seen each other yet, so I'm quite familiar with Mo Xiang in the back! The teacher didn't come, except for the head teacher who came to interact with each other every night for a while, and it was over after a while, of course, I was also happy to be idle, and I had two tables by myself! It's cool to read comics! It's just a few days that I can read comics unscrupulously, and I'll definitely have to put them in textbooks in the future. Hee-hee, how refreshing this tastes now! It's just that my life is not destined to be so monotonous and ordinary......

Self-study on the last day before military training (in fact, I can't go to other classes without self-study), the head teacher pushed the door in, followed by a teenager with a backpack, who looks good, and is quite handsome, but it is a little popular, and I feel that where have I seen it, who is this? I've definitely seen it!

"Delay everyone, this is our new classmate, Yi Qiyang, the start of school is delayed because of something, so I came late, please welcome," the head teacher said, "You go to that position." After saying that, he said to the man named Yi Qiyang, pointed to the seat next to me, and left.

He walked towards me with his bag on his back, and the more I looked at it, the more familiar it became, and the more I looked at the picture in my mind, the clearer it became, and when he sat down to pack up my things, I finally remembered! Isn't that the little waitress who had an argument at our sisters' graduation party! The OCD onset symptoms in my heart instantly feel much more comfortable.

"It's you!" I gritted my teeth and looked at him and said, to be honest, I don't even know why I'm so angry, as if we provoked him first?

"You are?"

Hehe, Xiao Qisan, you don't seem to recognize me yet.

"Little waiter, you don't know me anymore, you have committed a crime in my hands today, see if I don't torture you to death!" My teeth itch with hatred!

"Eldest sister, don't be angry first, it's not good to get sick, tell me who you are first?" He scratched his ears and cheeks, and he really didn't seem to remember. Well, let me remind you!

"Your manager is so imposing, let a few of our sisters leave!" When I think of that incident, I feel that I can't hold my face, and I actually let a little waiter bully, how will I mix in my sister circle in the future!

And I told my dad about it, but after a few days my dad yawned and pretended to be gone, and told me, "Don't mess around." "It's really annoying to me! It seems that the heavens are helping me, and his old man still gave me a chance to take revenge!

"Oh, okay, okay, I'm wrong, okay, it's true that I shouldn't have done anything to a girl, but she wants to hit me, I can't run!" Yi Qiyang is right, uh, phew! It's his fault!

"I know begging for mercy! It's not good! I stood up and pointed to my nose and said to him.

"Yo, Qiyang, I did a lot of bad things during the summer vacation, what are you doing to other people's little girls, I hate them." Suddenly, a discordant voice came from behind. I turned my head, and a tall and sturdy boy was talking to this Yi Qiyang in an extremely obscene manner, yes! He is that Mo Xiang! As he spoke, the boys in the class burst into laughter......

"Fuck your uncle! Why are you here Shoko, besides, am I that kind of person! ”

Hey, they know? It turns out that fox friends and dogs!

Fortunately, he didn't pick up Mo Xiang's words very obscenely, otherwise I would have killed him! Anyone who insults my name deserves to die.

"Admit it, everyone is an adult, no, everyone is a high school student." Mo Xiang continued to laugh.

I bear it, if it weren't for your tall man, I would have beaten you.

"Go aside, am I that kind of person," well, Yi Qiyang replied okay, "which eye do you think I'm blind in her!" ”

Needless to say, the laughter in the class was incessant, deafening, and echoing.

Yes! I can't stand it, no wonder my mother did it to you!

"you!" As I spoke, I stood up and struck a severed kick in the middle of my grandson's foot, and stood up and spoke backwards to Mo Xiang's crotch of Yi Qiyang!

"Ahh The screams are endless! The mood is much smoother, well, very refreshing!

"Hahaha, it's so bloody, it's so violent! Raise your life! Mo Xiang slapped the table with his hand with a smile, he felt that something was going to happen.

Well, something did happen.

"What are you doing! I heard from afar that your class is the most chaotic! ”

The head teacher seems to be here!

"Your name is Yan Yunci, right? You and that Yi Qiyang, and the boy in the back seat, all come to my office! ”

Oh, my God! I just entered the office as soon as school started, God, do you want to play with me like this! However, when I saw Yi Qiyang limping down the aisle, the classmates next to me laughed, and my complicated mood became much better.