"Don't say it, I'm looking for you, I smiled, I'm looking for him now, haven't you arranged everything? That's what I'm arranged? "I still have to look for Xiaofeng's matter, I can find him today, I want to talk about the exercise.

Xiaofeng was puzzled and said, "What's wrong?" What's going on? Someone beats you or bullies you? "Still pretending to be crazy and stupid?

I shook my head, huh? No, it seemed that he couldn't see me shaking my head, but I still said, "Big brother, may I ask if you told me what I encountered on the first day?" I'm going to talk to him about it today.

"What did you encounter? Pervert? Or is it a robber? Big brother, your ass won't crack, will it? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't know! I'll compensate you for that one when you come back! I let Qi Yang's ass crack too, so that you feel balanced in your heart, okay? Xiaofeng said to me with a smile.

"You, give, I, get out!" I popped out word by word, "I'm so angry, I said I was on their drill on the first day, you know?" ”

"Oh! You said this," Xiao Feng let out a long sigh to mean that he knew, what's wrong? What's going on here? I know. "Know! You're embarrassed to say you know!

I continued, "Big brother, do you know that? It snowed heavily that night and did you know? I don't have a place to avoid the snow, do you know it? I used three rhetorical questions in a row to express the indignation in my heart!

"Big brother, isn't this something that is within my control, that's what you can't do with your ideas, anyway, what I can do is to send you to the barracks as soon as possible, learn what you said yourself as soon as possible, and you let me pull you to see, I'm kind enough to do bad things again, don't look for me next time you do this kind of thing!" Xiaofeng pretended to be dissatisfied and said, of course, I also knew that he was joking.

"It's not a problem," I also became helpless, "what is my problem, you know?" My problem is that you are so funny, the information is so accurate, and it makes me so miserable, you should tell me in advance, I can avoid this kind of thing, I can have something more to deal with before, right? ”

"No, very badly! Xiaofeng retorted to me, "Didn't I think you went to military training to suffer?" Isn't it just showering snow? I think there's a big deal, and I heard from there, isn't there still a quilt? And one more thing is that you've been tied up and beaten, right? Hahaha? Xiaofeng laughed happily on the phone.

Okay, okay, you're pretty good! "I'm going to tell you something, okay?" I said through gritted teeth.

Xiaofeng said indifferently: "Come and tell me, is it possible that you want to retaliate against me, how to fight alone or in a group, you have the final say, I will not accompany you to the end!" The young man is very tough!

Hehe, heads-up, hehehe, group picking, it's really unreasonable, you can get up and do anything, I said: "The thing I want to tell you is that Wu Yili cheated!" Of course, I don't know about this matter, I'm just guessing randomly, I'm just verbally saying that I'm angry! Haha, I'm going to him off!

Xiaofeng still didn't care at all, he said: "Oh, if you cheat, you cheat, my brother is not looking for a daughter-in-law!" There are a lot of people with my brother. ”

"By the way, are you going back for the New Year?" You don't know, do you? Dieyan went back, went back to S City, went to Yun Ci's house to play, it seems that the Chinese New Year is also there, think about it, two women in one play, how spectacular the scene is! "I'm happy to say that I'm so happy when I talk about it!

Xiaofeng smiled: "Really? It's very powerful, stepping on two boats, not ambiguous at all, which is really ashamed, and I feel like I still have to learn from him. "Xiaofeng is right, I also have to think about learning, how to do this? Both sides are not angry, live in peace, and raise this is really a model for men, a model for men

Xiaofeng continued: "For the New Year, it's really not certain that you won't go back, let's see when the task here can be completed, right?" If there should be nothing wrong, I can go back on the night of the 29th, which is tomorrow, of course, if there are no accidents, then will you go back? I heard you're not going back. ”

"Well, I'm not going back," but my heart was already a little shaken, "My platoon commander arranged my squad leader, and my squad leader arranged for me, saying that the training must not be broken, even if I go home, I have to make up for the training, and they said that I was not qualified, I think it is almost the same, it is okay to listen, ah, I am not qualified to fold the quilt, I think the rest is okay, so I may not be able to go back." ”

"It's okay, it's not that I don't know about your situation," Xiaofeng scolded me with a smile, "What are you?" You run five kilometers, yes, this is the most basic time is too long, and your gravitational force up or frog jump is not standard, even if the number is not enough, and you don't say anything else, anyway, you don't know, when you skydive, your physical fitness is not enough, there will be a big problem, first of all, the wound is easy to crack, this is not a big problem, as long as there are not too many scars on the body, it is fine, followed by the problem of oxygen supply, high altitude, less oxygen, if the physical fitness is not enough, you will faint directly, Do you know? There is one more thing, that is, I will arrange that skydive for you, most of your skydiving practice will be high-altitude, so, the platoon commander and squad leader's worry is reasonable, is that I know too much about the situation over there, I have also jumped a lot of high-altitude parachuting, I have jumped, but this high-altitude skydive, but it is really uncomfortable, you can see for yourself, if it really doesn't work, don't jump, low-altitude skydiving can be fun! "Xiao Feng finished speaking, oh said,

"No, how can this be?" I hurriedly said that one of the purposes of my military training this time was to come to parachute, how can I say that if I don't jump, I won't jump, right? I hurriedly said, "Okay, I'll speed up my training now and train more, I won't believe that my training is not up to standard, so there is no way to go back."

"Okay, it's good for you to decide for yourself, it doesn't matter if you don't go back for a year," Xiao Feng said happily, "It's not over if you have such confidence, I guess now you are a top student, anyway, there is nothing to do today, so let's talk to you." ”

I smiled and said, "Nothing? You're not on a mission, you're not going to be a policeman who monitors people's homes, I often see such policemen, squatting in a car squatting at someone's door, observing other people's entry and exit, and even going to the thatched house, you have to observe it very clearly! "I speculated about Xiaofeng's mission.

"You still don't ask, you still ask, you're sick, right?" Xiaofeng scolded me, "I was going to talk to you more, but when I saw you like this, I didn't want to talk to you more." ”

"Hahahahaha, I was wrong, okay? I was wrong! Okay, right? He didn't say it twice, "That's really the case, in order to thank you for coming to send me a sentence, use me for the New Year, and when I go back, I find that you can do whatever you want, as long as it's within ten yuan!" "I'm joking!

"You get out of here, get out now, get out as far as possible!" Xiaofeng scolded me.

"Okay, okay, I won't mess with you, I really invite you to a meal or ask for a gift can be just used as a New Year's gift for you, and, you know? Qi Yang went home today to see his old man, he shouldn't be very happy, when he called me, it sounded very annoying and troublesome. ”

"Oh, should I really go back, what does it look like not to go back? I bought it outside, I didn't buy anything, didn't I break the bank? That's my main concern. Xiao Feng suddenly changed his words.

, Xiaofeng's heart is really big. At this time, I actually care about this irrelevant issue, and the most important question should not be, how much money did it cost to raise it? That's what I care about, right? Hahaha, that one seems to be a little off track as well.

I said: "It should be bought, Yun Ci also went with her, look at her future parents-in-law, it is definitely not good not to buy something, of course, it may also be the money that Yun Zi bought alone, with his picky appearance, it may not cost money for the New Year, not to mention that he and his old man still have a grudge."

The two of us chatted happily, and we were all changing the law to the detriment of Yang, but we are all friends, how can this be!

After talking to Xiaofeng on the phone, I became very happy and happy, and there was nothing melancholy, because I wanted to skydive, or to skydive, and I must achieve the physical fitness I wanted! I went to the internet and searched for this difference between skydiving and skydiving.

Oh, I took a look at the difference between low-altitude skydiving and high-altitude skydiving, literally, it should be a matter of height difference, low-altitude is 500 meters, high-altitude is about 600 to 3000 meters, of course, for him to pursue the ultimate, there are more than 5000 meters. Of course, such a high altitude requires an oxygen cylinder, and the average person can't stand it, and then the parachute seems to be a low-altitude skydive with only one umbrella, and there is a spare parachute for high-altitude skydiving. There is also a more important problem, skydiving is very cool, jumping from such a high altitude, and then the speed can reach the speed you want. Watching this earth slowly approach you, it must be as cool as it is!

Go to bed! Hurry up, and then continue training in the afternoon, and in the afternoon I decided to increase the training intensity of my own training, because I feel that I have seen the dawn and see hope, and I will also increase my training tomorrow, increase the intensity of training, and not suffer hardships, it is difficult to become a master! By the way, I heard that the Airborne Forces have to train folding umbrellas, and they are stacking while running, my God, I am scared when I hear this, I hate internal affairs the most, I heard that it is even more terrible than internal affairs, much higher than my standards, and it is also running to folding, so how can I not be afraid?

In the afternoon training, I decided to train to roll the tires, after rolling the tires, and then frog jump frog jump single parallel bars, these subjects are trained to almost the time for dinner in the afternoon, but today I have to sleep a little longer, because it was delayed for a long time, so I didn't have a normal nap.

After getting up from a nap, I continued to call Xiaofeng, I wanted to call him, exchange experience, ask him what experience he can exchange, no, he answered the call quickly, I don't know what task to perform so cool, you can play with your phone at any time

He said, "Big guy, why did you call me again?" It's your pleasure to make a call, do you know it!

I said, "Xiaofeng, when you train, do you have any techniques to make yourself train longer, more, and train more subjects?" My requirements seem to be a bit too high.

He said: "You don't want to train on the training ground and you don't want to be tired, how can there be such a good thing!" Let me tell you, the best technique is to train hard, continue to train hard, insist on letting your will control your body, don't let your body control your will, when you reach a critical point, surpass it, defeat it, you will feel comfortable all over your body, don't want to be cool, but you can't reach this state, because you are too lazy, and you have not been honed for a long time, it is impossible to be so powerful at once.

I'm Mol, are you despising me? I knew I wasn't looking for you, and I said that I didn't have any skills, it seems that you are also a flute green, and you only know training every day, so I asked him again: "Xiaofeng, did you say that I could train eight muscles in a month last year?"

Xiaofeng smiled: "Do you want to hear the truth?" The truth is impossible, the eldest brother has trained eight muscles with this amount of training? Why don't you dream?

I wondered, "How did the gym develop eight muscles so quickly?" It's not always done like this on TV, and those gyms, when they advertised me, told me that I could train eight muscles, and it didn't take more than a month! I almost got my heart touched that! ”

"Yes, indeed!" Xiaofeng said that he could indeed get that excited! Then Xiaofeng continued, "You don't know what's going on, I won't tell you the inside story, anyway, if you want to train eight muscles in a real way, it will take half a year, and then you have to keep it, you can't keep it moving for a long time, you don't need too much, you just need to keep it up, anyway, it's not less than half a year, you believe me in the real muscles." Eight-pack abs! A piece is not less! ”

Well, I choose to believe you, I said, "I thought you could do it quickly, and it seems impossible to get eight pack abs to hook up with girls in the summer!"

"How could it be impossible, when you were in school, wouldn't it be over if I accompanied you to practice? But I don't have as much training as you, I have to invest a lot of training in the early stage, and I have to drink milk, eat chocolate, and then exercise more to consume energy, basically half a year is fine, as long as I can train you, then you can too, I am now an eight-pack abs, and I don't need to train much now, I just need to maintain eight-pack abs every day, it has always existed. ”

This idea is actually not bad, I thought to myself, I can't talk to Xiaofeng: "It seems that I am about to take the college entrance examination in the past half a year, and I still need to prepare for the college entrance examination!"

Xiaofeng was impatient and said to me, "Big brother, is that something you should consider?"

Forehead? Isn't that what I should be thinking about? I'm also a senior in high school, oh no, an aspiring young man in the fourth year of high school, why don't I think about the college entrance examination? Right? But forget it, don't pretend to be forced, I said: "Okay, okay, actually, it's okay, your training method?" Tired? How about it compared to here?

Xiaofeng paused on the phone, thought for a while and said: "Well, it's about the same, well, anyway, the main thing is to train your abdomen, you are very comprehensive training, and this is mainly to train your abdominal muscles, don't you want eight muscles?" When does summer start to get hot? I took off my T-shirt all at once, and then I saw the screams of the girl next to me very cool, and I tried it many times! "Hehe, this guy is finally telling the truth.

Hahaha, I was a little moved by this, I resolutely said: "Okay, come on, you help me train, but let me make it clear, I'm really not trying to attract the attention of my sisters, I'm really exercising for my body, you look at the meat on my stomach now, I really regret eating and drinking and not exercising before." I'm talking about myself with integrity.

"Big brother, not only are you the reason why you used to eat and drink and not exercise, but you also sat on the bench and played games directly after eating and drinking, so it is easiest to grow a belly, so you must not be like that, avoid playing games after eating and drinking, or go to bed immediately after eating and drinking, you should walk more after eating, don't be too big, take a walk and digest it, and then train, here I guarantee you half a year, that is, after we finish the college entrance examination, you will have eight muscles, how to wave during the summer vacation, your heart is not excited? Doesn't it feel like I'm good?

Also, you removed those words that weren't for the sake of the girl, you fucking sentence, I don't believe anything except punctuation! ”

What I said was true, and I was about to refute that, but in the end, I thought about it, and he didn't believe it, so I said, "Then it's decided, you help me train when I go back, I usually study and train at the same time, ah, what a good student, I admire myself." I boasted.

"Okay, okay, don't tell me, I don't know why, I'm so disgusted with you all of a sudden! It's really shameless! Xiaofeng said, and then suddenly said to me, "Okay, okay, I have something, hang up, I'll call you when I'm free, bye!" Then I hung up without speaking, it seems that there is really some emergency, I still don't take the initiative to call him, wait for his call.