Chapter 141: What are you waiting for, come on!
Xu Feng smiled helplessly, "Okay then, I'm looking forward to you smashing the internal organs of the giant spider with a hammer for a while." ”
Hammer hesitated, "Forget it, give me the Bomilo sword." ”
Xu Feng corrected, "It's the Sword of Boromir. ”
Iron Hammer said indifferently: "Who can remember such a long foreign name, anyway, you just know what I'm talking about." ”
Xu Feng laughed, handed the Boromir Sword to the hammer, and took out the Triton Sword himself, slashing at the spider's legs and feet on this side.
The hammer slashes at the spider's legs and feet on the other side.
And Xu Feng's left hand is still stuffed into the heart of the hammer, firmly pinching it.
This posture is really a bit awkward, but Xu Feng doesn't think so.
It's cool!
Xu Feng cut off all the legs and feet on his side, and quietly looked back to see that the hammer was twisting and cutting off the third spider's legs and feet.
While the hammer was not paying attention, Xu Feng inserted Triton's sword into the spider's internal organs, and then took out an antidote pill and took it in one mouth.
Of course, he kept the antidote pills, and he kept several of them, just to deal with today's scene.
It's just that the hammer has been staring at him just now, and he hasn't had time to eat yet.
After eating the antidote pill, Xu Feng felt an itch in his right hand, and couldn't help but rub it.
Hammer snorted under his breath, and did not turn his head, but continued to chop the spider's legs and feet.
Xu Feng laughed secretly, and after the itching in his arm subsided, he couldn't help but cough a few times, coughing out a stream of black blood.
It's a sign that the toxin has been eliminated, but on the surface, it's a little scary.
Iron Hammer hurriedly threw away Boromir's sword and said in horror: "Xu Feng! Maple of life! What happened to you! Don't scare Lao Tzu! Don't scare Lao Tzu! ”
Xu Feng pretended to be weak and said, "Iron Hammer, I'...... 's heart, I'm afraid it's going to be finished. ”
Iron Hammer hurriedly said: "What should I do then?" So what to do! Xu Feng, tell me quickly, what should I do, so that you can be okay? ”
Xu Feng shook his head, "There is a way, but it's just ...... Oops, we're brothers, we can't be like that. ”
Hammer said eagerly: "When is it, you still say such things!" What the hell can I do to save you! ”
Xu Feng said: "I need a girl's first kiss to save my paralyzed heart. ”
Iron Hammer said in astonishment: "There is still this method of curing? ”
Xu Feng said seriously: "Yes, this is a home remedy, haven't you heard of it?" Home remedies for serious illnesses. ”
Hammer asked, "Then why the girl's first kiss?" Isn't it a first kiss? ”
"No!" Xu Feng said solemnly: "Because only the first kiss can stimulate the indescribable surging feelings in a man's heart." Wait – why are you asking? Don't you have your first kiss anymore? ”
Iron Hammer's face burned like fire, "I—I don't know if it's gone, maybe, probably, it's not, right?" ”
A strong inexplicable emotion suddenly surged in Xu Feng's heart, "Who?" You snatched your first kiss!? "Online eBook
Iron Hammer blushed and said, "Snow Emperor......"
"him—huh?" Xu Feng was stunned, "Snow Emperor? Our Snow Emperor? ”
Hammer blushed and said, "Yes." ”
Xu Feng was suddenly confused, "This, what the hell is going on?" ”
"One time I was unconscious, and she kissed me while I was unconscious." Iron Hammer gritted his teeth and said, "It's because of this that I don't share the sky with her!" ”
"Wait!" Xu Feng hurriedly said: "You are unconscious, she took the opportunity to kiss you?" Why didn't I know that the Snow Emperor had a hobby in this area! ”
Xue Di is a person with social phobia!
Usually don't say a word more, even if you take off the mask, it's like killing her!
How could the Snow Emperor take advantage of the danger of others to steal relatives, and still steal kisses of the same sex?
Xu Feng frowned and said, "Emperor Xue won't give you artificial respiration to save you, right?" ”
Iron Hammer said hatefully: "I asked her that at the time, but she responded coldly. ”
Xu Feng asked, "Which two words?" Forget it, you don't have to say it, I've already guessed that what Emperor Xue said must be the word [idiot], right? ”
Hammer said hatefully, "Yes! That's right! Not only did she steal my first kiss, but she also taunted me for being an idiot! So, from that day on, I changed my name to Murong Hatxue! I'm against her at every turn! She goes east, I must go west! If she goes west, I must go east! ”
Xu Feng said helplessly: "Iron hammer! Sometimes I really suspect that your head is made of iron bumps, and there is some truth in the Snow Emperor saying that you are an idiot. ”
"You!" Hammer was annoyed.
Xu Feng smiled: "Don't be angry first, weren't you already in a coma at that time?" The Snow Emperor took off his mask to do artificial respiration with you, that's what a friend who took you as a life would do, she didn't snatch your first kiss, she saved your life. ”
Iron Hammer pouted, "I'd rather she snatched my first kiss than she was saving my life, if she really did that to save my life, then haven't I been on the wrong path for so many years?" I can't accept it. ”
Xu Feng smiled: "If you know that you are on the wrong path and do not turn back in time, then you are a real idiot." ”
Iron Hammer pursed his lips slightly, "Let's not talk about me and the Snow Emperor, let's talk about how to solve your poison first-ah, after talking for so long, you are still not dead?" ”
Xu Feng hurriedly said: "I'm here, cough cough, I'm trying to support it, but if you don't give me my first kiss soon, I really can't hold it." ”
Iron Hammer said eagerly: "But, my first kiss is really gone, I can't save you!" Why don't we go back to Gandalf! ”
Xu Feng said with a smile: "What are you looking for Lao Gan to do!" I don't want that bad old man, even if he has his first kiss! I want girls! I want to be able to make my heart flutter! ”
Hammer hurriedly said: "However, we can only find Gandalf first, and Gandalf can teleport us back, and then we can find a girl from a good family in Canyon Town, and let her give you her first kiss to save your life!" ”
Xu Feng smiled: "You don't have to go far and near, your first kiss will do!" ”
Iron Hammer was about to cry, "But, Lao Tzu is gone!" ”
Xu Feng said: "That's it, you try it, if my poison is solved by you, it means that the Snow Emperor did not snatch your first kiss at the beginning, but to save you from doing artificial respiration, of course, if you kiss me, I still die, it means that your first kiss was indeed snatched away by the Snow Emperor, and when the time comes, it will not be too late for you to settle accounts with her." ”
Hammer thought for a moment, "That seems to be the case. ”
Xu Feng pursed his lips, "What are you waiting for, come on!" ”