In the past two days, Yan Yu himself was also waiting for his injury to recover, Su Han and they didn't let Yan Yu go out, seeing that the injury was a little better, Yan Yu immediately came to Master Cao.

It was still the urban village, Yan Yu came to the door of Master Cao's house, and found that the door was open, and three college students were walking out of it talking and laughing.

Yan Yu waited for them to leave before stepping into the courtyard and saw Master Cao sitting alone on a chair in the courtyard, with jujubes and bananas on the table.

"Lao Cao, what are you doing alone?" Yan Yu and his gang sat down beside Master Cao, peeled a banana and nibbled it.

"Master, you're here," Master Cao said calmly, "I'm doing what I wanted to do before but didn't dare to do. ”

"You haven't eaten bananas before?" Yan Yu wondered.

"It's not."

"Then you haven't eaten jujube before?" Yan Yu took another jujube and stuffed it into his mouth mixed with bananas.

The next moment-

"Gross!! This jujube is poisonous!! Yan Yu's face turned pale instantly, and he couldn't help but spit out all the bananas and jujubes in his mouth.

In his mouth, an indescribable nausea frantically abused his taste buds! If Yan Yu hadn't known that he was eating bananas and jujubes, he might have wondered if he had eaten!

At this time, Master Cao said slowly: "Some people say that bananas and jujubes are mixed together and can taste, but I don't dare to eat, so I can only try bananas and jujubes......"

When Yan Yu heard this, he retched again: "Can't you do something else, why do you want to taste before you die?!" ”

"In case I go to hell in the future, Lord Yama will let me eat, and I will have a good heart......

"Hades won't do such a boring thing, okay!!"

Master Cao turned his head to look at Yan Yu and said, "That's right, seeing your expression, I suddenly don't want to eat bananas and jujubes, I want to do something else." ”

Yan Yu rinsed his mouth with tea and said, "That's right, do something other meaningful." ”

"Well, I want to see if I really can't take it out if I put it in my mouth......" Master Cao said, taking out a light bulb out of nowhere and stuffing it into his mouth.

Yan Yu hurriedly grabbed Master Cao, snatched the light bulb, and said speechlessly: "I can tell you this, I really can't take it out...... Don't you have anything else you want to do? ”

Master Cao shook his head blankly and asked, "Master, if you were going to die soon, what would you do?" ”

Yan Yu thought for a while: "I will say goodbye to my relatives and friends, and then find a place to die quietly." ”

"Really?"

“…… Eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, and then dying in bed. ”

Master Cao was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes suddenly flashed with a divine light!

"Makes sense!" Master Cao slapped his thigh, "That's what I should do!" ”

Yan Yu couldn't find the evil ghost for a while, so he could only try to follow Master Cao's wishes, and he said with a smile: "But we don't have any money." ”

"Yes, I have a coffin book! I still have this quadrangle! Master Cao said excitedly, "I haven't had a good life in my life, but I can't just die so aggrieved, I'll sell the house, let's find a place to have a good time!" ”

"It's really selling?" Yan Yu asked.

"This house has long been taken care of, I have been waiting for the demolition but not for sale, you wait!"

After Master Cao finished speaking, he turned around and called directly, and in less than five minutes, a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes came to the door, and Master Cao signed the house transfer contract without saying a word, and returned to Yan Yu happily with 500,000 yuan.

Yan Yu was dumbfounded: "With such a big house, you sell it for 500,000?!" ”

"In fact, it was sold for 8 million, and I thought that I wouldn't be able to spend so much money in two days, so I simply donated the remaining 7.5 million and kept 500,000 for myself!" Master Cao said with a smile.

Yan Yu was emotionally aroused by Master Cao's suddenness, and couldn't help but give him a thumbs up: "Old Cao, if a person like you goes to the underworld, you will still be punished, I have to smash Lord Yan's desk!" ”

"What are you talking about, go out and have fun!"

Master Cao smiled, carrying a bag of cash in his hand, and pulled Yan Yu to the best bathing center in Rongcheng.

Halfway through, Master Cao also specially called the fat man and Hao Zhuang, and as soon as the two of them heard that someone was going to lose again, they immediately ran over.

In a whole day, the four of them went from the bathing center to the western restaurant, and then from the western restaurant to the nightclub, and out of the nightclub, they also spent a lot of money in the food stalls!

Everyone played until more than three o'clock in the morning, the four of them walked around the street shoulder to shoulder, Master Cao drunkenly opened his backpack, and found that he had squandered all day, and there were actually 100,000 yuan left!

"I used to think that spending money was as easy as, but I didn't expect that there was too much, and I was worried that it wouldn't be clean!" Master Cao really did money like dung, he saw a homeless man about his age lying on the bench on the side of the road, simply threw all the bags of cash into the hands of the homeless man, and said with a smile:

"Brother, cheer up, life is too short, work hard to keep your life from being too ridiculous!"

The homeless man had never seen so much money in his life, so he was so happy that he kicked his legs and fainted directly.

Master Cao pointed at the homeless man and laughed.

Although Yan Yu felt a little sorry for the money, now that the emotions in Master Cao's heart needed to be released, he was also let Master Cao come.

After walking forward at another intersection, Master Cao suddenly pointed to the sky and shouted:

"In this life, you don't bring it in life, and you don't take it with you in death! I came naked back then, and now I want to go naked! ”

After speaking, Master Cao actually took off the clothes on his body directly, and when he saw that he was about to take off his pants, Yan Yu hurriedly grabbed him: "Ahem, you still have to leave a fig leaf, there was still a shroud when Jesus died!" ”

"Makes sense!" Master Cao lifted his pants, hugged the clothes he had taken off, grabbed a homeless man and said, "This is for you!" ”

"Huh?" The homeless man was clearly a little overwhelmed.

Master Cao said impatiently: "I'll take it for you, if you feel embarrassed, let's make friends!" ”

"Friends?" The homeless man had a strange look in his eyes, as if he was recalling the meaning of the word.

"Yes, friend! Friends are all about helping each other! Just like me and these buddies around me! Master Cao shouted.

Yan Yu stepped forward and pulled Master Cao, and said to the homeless man embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, my friend has drunk too much. ”

The homeless man looked at Master Cao, and suddenly burst into tears, wiping his tears and muttering in a low voice: "I have been imprisoned for three thousand years, and a ghost in the eighteen layers of hell can bully me, no one has thought about me for three thousand years, but I didn't expect that as soon as I returned to the world, someone would make friends with me!" ”

"I have made up my mind to make this friend, from now on, we will live and die together, whoever dares to bully my friend, I will want him...... Copy the core values of socialism 10,000 times! ”