Chapter 556: You Came to Dream It
Then after I finished smoking, I went back to drink with them, and after drinking, I forgot what it was like to have that unknown feeling just now. After drinking, I drank my head, and then I began to watch them fight hard! The clothes do not fit well, and the feeling that does not stop! I'm really this problem.,I don't know who I am when I drink.,And then I start to get carried away.,Start drinking hard.,I'm most dissatisfied with Xiaofeng.,Xiaofeng's amount of alcohol is actually better than me to be honest.,But I haven't answered.,And I also have dissatisfaction with him in my stomach.,So every time I fight with him, I will do my best to fight with him.,So that I can drink as much wine as I can.,And then he succumbs! Of course, the final result is the same, it must be that I can't drink him, if I can drink him so easily, I don't have to be with him for so many years, my aunt doesn't seem to have many years, that is, three or four years, anyway, every time I drink with him, I really can't drink him, and now he has found a daughter-in-law who can also drink very well, although it is a little worse than my drinking, but she is a girl! It's really not a family that doesn't enter the door, this sentence is not wrong at all, and then after I finished drinking, I didn't care about getting up and pouring him wine, because my current opponent is too much, and there is Li Yong, so I didn't have time to take care of him, so when I was drinking, I almost forgot that he had him.
After drinking this one, I know that there must be another one waiting for us, it can't be so simple to drink this one, when is the next one? That is, about an hour or two, I still have to save my strength, we must go to the night game, go to the night game to play, as soon as I wake up, I will go to the night game, and when I start to want to dance after going to the night game, and then Dieyan wants to let Qiyang go there to dance her own dance, of course I know that Qiyang can't go back, I don't particularly want her to show off, because what a big scene like this, you look at Dieyan's feelings of taking care of her little lover, just to let his little lover be able to grow a long face in front of us, cut this routine, I'm so familiar with it, and if you want to say that Butterfly Smoke doesn't like to fly, I don't believe it! I'm definitely 100,000 people who don't believe in this kind of thing, I see it in my eyes and understand it in my heart, this kind of thing doesn't say it, and then I go to dance, or that sentence, he is indeed a very talented person, no matter where it is, so everyone's eyes are attracted to her, but after being attracted to him, my hatred also came out, and my anger also came out, of course not because of Yang, after all, he stood on my head in front of me, not a day or two, more than 20 years, What makes me angry is this reason, I don't know where to hook up with a girl, and, that's it, his classmates all looked strange, and then ignored it, but I could also see the flame in their eyes, it was a man's flame, a raging flame, I could only pretend to be very calm and calm, Wu Yili said a few words and muttered, and then Dieyan and Li Qing didn't talk about this topic, they were not very open, Although Li Qing looks quite open, she is also the kind of little woman who is very conservative, as for Dieyan, it must be more conservative, according to my understanding of her, she only entered this kind of occasion from the third year of high school, and it is also said that before the third year of high school, he didn't even know what the inside of the KTV looked like, and he didn't even know what the Internet café looked like, this kind of good girl had no way to change in her bones, and then I began to go in and twist it, but I asked, my head was a little bad, I was already quite dizzy, and now I am dizzy enough for a while, I had to sit down and drink vodgart with them, but after this vodgart, I also knew that I had been in the night market for a long time, and this wine was really drunk at the time, and I really didn't feel anything, but the stamina was a very special pig, and ordinary people really couldn't lower that thing, and I didn't say much about it, anyway, I didn't feel anything when I drank it for the first time, so I drank a lot, and then I slept for 14 hours, and when I got up, I felt like my whole person was emptied, and there was no water at all, I drank a few large glasses of water, it was to relieve my pain, it was really very painful, so when I drank this wine, I drank it slowly, so that the body could fully digest it, and then my girlfriend didn't come back, as for what to do, I'm really jealous, remember that this sentence is really funny, but I'm really jealous why he doesn't have a sister to take a fancy to me? I guess they really looked at the mung beans in the eyes, that is, that guy was lucky, it was impossible for him to be able to pick up such a beautiful girl every time he came, it was really beautiful from the back, of course, what it looked like, we didn't see it specifically, anyway, the girl I watched took Li Yong's arm and went in.
Grandpa and Qiyang are the two people who are the least hilarious, they are there to drink some cocktails, and then talk and laugh, but this place is really not suitable for chatting, and then we will go to KTV to sing, this place also has a place to sing, most of them are not singing in the private room, and there is no such occasion to go to the private room to sing, it is simply too wasteful, it is very expensive, if you want to sing, how good it is for you to go to the mass sales KTV, this is the place where the encounter occurs, and the place where happiness is pursued! It's a waste for you to come here, a waste of yourself, how can you do such an unkind and unjust thing!
But they still chose to go to the private room to sing a few songs, this time it was the turn of Qi Yang to pretend to be forced, every time he was able to sing a song, so that we felt that we had not heard it, but it seemed to have heard a very good song, this time it was also a song, I was really really familiar with it, as if I had heard it somewhere, but it was, I didn't have it in my phone, and I couldn't name it, and I didn't know who sang it, but it was a very important thing for this song to make the audience cheer, So when it comes to Jan, every time he pretends to be forced, I have a look of contempt for him! And these girls were completely impressed by him, and they thought they were greeting her, after he finished singing, they were shaking the hammer frantically, I dare to say that this rise was absolutely deliberate, and I didn't want to sing, I didn't want to sing, so I shocked the audience as soon as I sang it? What do you pretend? Eldest brother?
And what I want to say is that you don't show so much of this butterfly smoke, okay? You were listless just now, saying that you can't drink, you can't drink, you're going crazy when you drink, you look at you now, it's really crazy, but I really don't see that it's drunk, you look at your lively appearance now, how can you look a little drunk, do you respect the wine, hey, why do I talk more and more sour? Am I really jealous, cheer up that kid Okay, okay, I won't talk about this anymore, and then we take turns and start singing, and I'm embarrassed about the songs I sing, so Ah Fei is mainstream, I also sing some mainstream songs, and then after we sang a few songs, we drank a few bottles of wine in the private room, and after that, we were all suddenly fluttering, and we didn't want to go by ourselves, so we quickly wanted to go back to sleep, and they decided to go to Brother Yuanzhi, that is, his eldest brother, to prepare for a sleep, because his classmates were not right, It should be that his teammates can't go back to school, and Li Yong is still like that, so when it comes to Yang's sense of responsibility, he has to arrange their accommodation, and it should be him who doesn't spend money to sleep in her eldest brother, of course, if he lets his eldest brother know, his eldest brother may be his eldest brother, why is this sentence a bit winding? Anyway, that's what it means, if you let the family know, hehe, I guarantee that he can't eat and walk around, don't forget, people also have a special forces brother, born in the police academy, and then stayed in the army, I have seen special diseases, and now when the police are slowly rising, you are not blue, this is not caused by Yang's early enough, you can't play with people when you get up late and black, and you can't beat people by picking up a group, besides, I guess Xiaofeng may not be able to beat people, people's experience, robbed people's age, It shows that people have been training for a long time, and I suddenly want to see the way I was beaten, and then knelt down and begged for mercy, I feel very happy when I think about that picture, and I have now made up that picture in my brain, so I am really happy now, I just want to be raised, and I am really beaten by others!
Then Qi Yang sent us back first, and then sent Li Qing and his father back, and said how he sent Li Qing and his father back, we don't know, we don't even know if he will live there together, because he sent us back first, and then sent Li Qing and Dieyan, and then they went to his eldest brother to have a good night's sleep, at that time it should also be open now, but that place is not a hotel after all, and the room will definitely be vacant a lot, so if you sleep in that place, In fact, my bed is quite large, if you sleep sideways, it is no problem to sleep five or six people, but I feel very uncomfortable, so since they can find a place to sleep, I don't ask them to squeeze to sleep, and besides, I can also pay for them to sleep in the hotel, so how much money should I have? In the hotel, five standard rooms, 1,000 yuan to die, at most 1,000 yuan, is there no problem? What can I do with this thousand dollars?
Then I went to sleep this time I slept very late, it was one o'clock when I went to bed, I guess I couldn't go to school tomorrow morning, I endured the spirit, and after finishing tomorrow's study plan, I slept well, this sleep is really no one robbed, but I dreamed again, recently dreaming a little often, I used to never dream, but since my dad had an accident, the frequency of my dreams is increasing more and more, Qi Yang and I said, he almost every day, although I don't believe it, But since he is so bragging, I don't refute him, how can anyone who dreams every day not tire you to death, I also dream today, it should be today, because I only went to bed in the early morning, it has been past 12 o'clock, it should be counted as today, what dream am I dreaming of today? This dream is actually a very bizarre dream, but there is no my dad in it, I thought I would dream of me, because my recent worries around me are that my dad has nothing to worry about, in fact, my life is still the same as before, there is not much change, my only worry is that my dad's thing has not yet been settled, and finally my dad sent me two more text messages, my second uncle is also very willing to keep asking me, so that I don't know what to do inside and out, I had to raise a person to say up, Didn't give me a correct answer, he always said help me see help me see, in fact, he didn't see any results, of course, people may not see any results, Mengmeng is actually very righteous, I stood on a grassland, and then saw, rising in the distance, looking at me there, I wanted to run over to find him, but I couldn't find him when I ran, ran, no, I couldn't find it, she couldn't reach his place, and then I continued to run, run, run, run, and run when I was too tired to do it. I still see him in the distance or that little dot, I don't know why I know he is rising, but I know that he is lifting by the feeling in my dream, and then I yelled at him, what are you running so far for? Come here, that plain, but now that I think about it, it's a, a plain with no end, but it's very flat, you can really call it a plain, and then what's the matter? Then he suddenly came to my side and startled me, at this time I could feel a slight twitch in my legs, so according to this feeling, I understood that I was dreaming, but I couldn't control it anymore, and continued to let this dream continue, and then he suddenly appeared in front of me, his face was covered with blood! It scared me, I knew it was a dream, but there was no way to quit it! There is also no cross in it that allows me to click in, and then exit this interface, only he looked at me with blood on his face, I was half standing on my legs and panting, but this time I just said no back, and then sat on the ground, I quickly asked him, what's wrong with you? What the hell is going on!
He didn't speak, he smiled, this smile really made me feel palpitations, as for why it made me feel palpitations! Because his smile was really terrifying, his eyes were bleeding, his nose was bleeding, and his ears and mouth were bleeding, and the bars were leaving only the marks of blood, and his laughing voice was cold, cold! I keep going backwards, and I keep going backwards! Then I was very scared, and I asked him, what the hell do you want to do? You tell me if it's okay!
He was still laughing, constantly leaning towards me, I didn't dare to fight back, I could only slowly retreat, suddenly I quickly stood up, and then ran straight back! I was looking back as I ran back, and suddenly his face was on mine again! I don't know how he ran over, I couldn't see the place below him, I fell down again, and I stumbled directly, I felt that I wanted to cry a little, anyway, it was quite embarrassing, and then he said to me softly: "Mo Xiang, avenge me, avenge me!"
I'll fuck you, uncle, if you want me to take revenge, you said earlier, what are you doing in the afternoon? I'm so scared that I'm sweating all over, and when you wake up, I'm going to beat you up! I asked him in my dream how to take revenge, who did you call? Then I woke up, did I agree to pretend to be private? No, it should be the first time to have such a terrible nightmare, what was staged on TV is definitely not fake, those people sat up from the bed suddenly after the nightmare, and I also sat up from the bed violently, in fact, I slept so dead, I shouldn't have nightmares, because I usually almost don't dream, and occasionally I dream because I sleep too many times, so it may be that dreaming makes me wake up and let me not sleep again, but after I finish drinking, I don't have a dream, and I sleep directly for a long time,But this dream really made me dare not sleep.,I sat up and found that I didn't actually have to sleep.,It's already 12 o'clock at noon.,TMD,Is this a deliberate entry into my dream.,Wow,Of course I'm joking in my heart.,Anyway, this dream is going to scare me.,Does it mean that he wants to tell me something? After thinking about it for a while, I quickly calmed down, damn, what's going on lately? So many Li Xiaohu, I called when I got up, and the mobile phone next to me made a call to Qiyang, and I didn't get through for a long time, and then I continued to call, I must get through this call, I am a little uncomfortable now.
And then the second call also went through, how could it be so fast? I was thinking that the phone call would have to be made to get it through, but I didn't expect the second call to be made to him, and he asked me what I was doing? Called him at noon, asked him where he was, and then he said he was still there, his eldest brother and his that, KTV that waited for the door to open, and then went out to have a meal and then went back, and then asked me what was the matter, I wanted to say that I really have something, but I don't know how to express it, all the words were on the phone just now, but now I got through the phone, and suddenly I don't know what to say? Did you enter my dream yesterday? Deliberately to scare me, isn't it a bit neurotic to ask like this? How do you ask? Oops, suddenly couldn't find a suitable word.
Then I said to him, "Qiyang, have you ever dreamed?"
He yelled directly: "Are you TMD sick?" I shit in the toilet just now, you called me on the phone, I thought there was something important, and then you called again on the second phone, I quickly wiped my butt, and then posted or came to pick up your phone, and you tmd asked me if I had a dream, didn't I tell you? I dream every day, I really dream every day, you don't believe it, you don't believe it, you don't believe it, why do you ask me this question, what do you say quickly! "He finished all the words in one go, I really don't know how he could not suffocate himself? I think he did tell me, and I can remember it myself.
I continued to ask him, "Do you say anything about dreaming?" Like you're going to die? ”
He thought about it and said, "First of all, I myself died, I must not have known in advance, and I have no way to tell you, and secondly, dreams are dreams, there is no warning, no representation, and no meaning, you don't need to ask, what's wrong?" Had a nightmare yesterday? ”
He finally got to the point, and I quickly answered him: "Yes, yes, you're right, I had a nightmare yesterday, and this nightmare is actually a very big dream, about you, I will now say that I was awakened by a dream, and I was awakened by a dream about you, so I will give you a call, I will see if you are still alive." The last sentence was a joke, but I did want to call him, and I really didn't know what to say, so I joked first, and then thought about what I should say later. ”
He said to me, "You get out of here, and then he thought about it, about my nightmare, I was killed in your dream?" I've come to you to ask you to avenge me? ”
I joked and said, "You know that you made me do this dream when you look at me, you must have entered my dream yesterday to deliberately scare me, right?"
"Fuck me, it's real!" He exclaimed and said to me, "You can go to my side, you still have to delay me, and I can give you a dream after I finish it, don't you usually don't dream?" It's normal to have a nightmare, and who doesn't dream? I dream every day, and I had a dream last night, and it was an erotic dream. "Yes, he's right, she was right to dream of having an affair yesterday, because of Li Yong's matter, it is said that I should also have such a dream, such a dream is in line with my current psychological and ideological situation, why did it make me have a nightmare? Is my brain a little out of order? At this time, I suddenly felt a deep, fearful feeling, didn't I? What does this dream really represent.
So I hurriedly asked Qi Yang: "Qi Yang, what does your dream of an affair look like?" Tell me about it. "Okay, I do feel a little bit unprofessional, but I'm really curious, what kind of dream is that he has an affair, because I have very few dreams, so there are even fewer dreams of sexual encounters, and I would love to hear what his dreams are like, right? It dominates everything, in the future, it seems that I also have to learn, dream more, can't I satisfy my own wishes in real life, can't I still be satisfied in dreams? I suddenly envy Yang, oh, it's really good, he dreams every day, maybe he can come across a dream that makes him yy, I want to ask him what his living situation is, why can he dream every day? But as far as I know, he sleeps very shallow every time, because although he sleeps very fast, but every time there is any movement, he can wake him up, so he sleeps very shallowly, is this an important part of being able to dream every day, but I don't seem to be able to do this, although I don't sleep fast, but as long as I fall asleep, sometimes you sell me, I may not be able to know, this is the state after I sleep, it seems that it doesn't make sense at all, it is what causes us both, The fundamental reason why there are fewer dreams and more dreams.
Then he smiled and said to me: "I don't tell you, I won't tell you, I'm in a hurry to kill you, I've done so much before, but you don't believe it, you don't believe it, I dream every day, but I dream every day, so I almost have a dream like this every two or three days, aren't you very envious?" Hehe, I envy the size, and then I hung up the phone very easily, okay? I admit that I am still a little jealous of him, I didn't expect him to be able to find a girlfriend, that is, when his girlfriend is not around, he can also rely on his own history to create a clean spiritual space for himself, my god is simply so cool, I hung up the phone, and then got up, because I couldn't sleep either, I was so shocked that I was really refreshed! I close my eyes now, although it's not the bloody appearance of the face, but after I close my eyes, I can feel, as if I am in front of me, I can't see anything after closing my eyes, I feel that he is in front of me, and the seven orifices are bleeding, so I still choose to give up at this point, don't sleep, I still have my own study plan, go study in the afternoon, there is no sound next door, don't think about it, they didn't get up, as for why I dare to say that, first of all, this little wind must not get up, The way he got up and the way he didn't get up was completely different in the hall, what was the hall like yesterday? What is it like today? It means that he has not cleaned up at all, this person has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and the problem is very big, once he has eaten breakfast by himself, he has to clean up the table, and wipe the table again or there is something originally, and there is still something, indicating that he has not cleaned up the table at all, and then he must not have gotten up, and the refrigerator has not been moved, I can be sure that he is still asleep, and then I knocked on their door and asked them if they were eating, I knocked for about a minute or so to wake them up, it seems that Xiaofeng also drank too much yesterday, and drank a lot, mainly because he blocked Wu Yili's lot of wine, and many people took care of his daughter-in-law's feet, but most of them were blocked by him, and besides, he actually drank a lot yesterday, and then he drank a lot, he must have drunk too much, at least yesterday was much better than me, I feel that I had to drink at least two catties of liquor, his post and two catties of liquor are indeed quite powerful, I don't know why he can drink so much, It may be that he was trained by his father, and it may also have something to do with his physique, but he drinks a lot of real things, which I still admire him in my heart, and I definitely disobey him in my mouth.
Then Xiaofeng said to me that he wanted to eat, because he was very hungry, and asked me what else I was going to buy, and I said what you wanted to eat, and I would buy you something, wasn't he talking nonsense? If you want to say that you want to eat eggs, I will buy you duck eggs, I'm not looking for a beating, and then she gently asked his daughter-in-law what she wanted to eat, that person is ruthless, I can feel the gentleness of that tone through the door, it seems that there is a daughter-in-law, men have become different, know that they love their little daughter-in-law, oops, that sweet and that simple, it is really enviable!
But I really didn't hear clearly what you want to eat, and then he began to say, two meat buns, go buy some buns, put some pickles, be sure to bring back a little chili oil, and then take a few pairs of chopsticks to get millet porridge and come back, I'm rubbing, your requirements are really a lot, it's okay, what is it called? You're asking for a lot, but since I'm out to buy food, I've decided to tell them to come back, and when I come back, will I brush my teeth and wash my face after I finish my meal? And I'm actually very lazy, I don't like to brush my teeth, I am once every two days, if I don't have enough time, I may be once every three days, and then I go out to buy food, this time is actually just the meal, at noon after school, there are a lot of students, and then I began to line up to eat steamed buns, and then use a bag to make chili oil, and pickles, and then buy two meat sandwich buns, just mention it and come back, what do I eat, I bought a bowl of hand-rolled noodles, this hand-rolled noodles is still good, Then I put two big pieces of meat for myself, and these two big pieces of meat on it cost me twenty, this is not me or beef, it must be very refreshing to eat, I let him cut it into pieces, and put them on top of my noodles, and then I bought a few more buns, and went back to eat, when I went back, Wu Yili didn't get up, only Xiaofeng got up by himself, after Xiaofeng got up, he took something back to the room, went to eat, it is estimated that it is not right to serve his daughter-in-law, you took the buns, what do I eat? There's my bun in there!
After I finished eating, and then went to school, the school is still the work of a few of us, and the head teacher also saw it, I am unscrupulous at this time, I don't care about you at all, what do you like, he didn't care about me after he glanced at me, and let me go back to my seat, so it's the best, no one cares about me, I pick up the book and start studying, this point, it may be that the head teacher decides now, and finally regardless of my last chip, the main thing is that you still care about that, you don't care about that, It's better to save yourself some snacks, and the next time the principal asks, won't it be over if you just put all the blame on my dad? Anyway, I'll forget it, don't talk about it, I originally wanted to say that I didn't see anyone alive or dead, but I felt a little unlucky, so I gave up when I said this, or don't say anything like that.
Let's start studying, there are very few plans set today, they haven't played their games recently, and they don't play training matches anymore, they are going to rest for a while, at this point in time, it's actually a long, long time to start playing before playing another game, because after this game is played, all the games have to be played, and then they may wait for a long time for the next game, so they won't train anymore, and then I estimate that it will even reach June, and then it may be that I want to, It's time for the holiday, just have time to see them, after the holiday, I still decided to go to my own job, after all, what still depends on time, I feel that people like him, can reach such a point, it may have something to do with him wandering outside for a long time, first say that he is cheerful, then he is humorous, and then sociable, of course, he is sociable depends on his mood, if he is really not interested in that person, this sociability is not used for him, I've actually become a person like him psychologically, but I don't say it, because if I say something like this, I'll definitely be even more speechless in front of him.
Then I began to practice my English, I feel that my current English vocabulary is more than Joe, in fact, he is not bad at learning, at least at an upper middle level, but this is a bit on the middle, and then he seems to have taken the test before dropping out, well, he chose science, I also chose science, of course, science and liberal arts are no different for me, but now there is still a difference, I still prefer science, because science I suddenly feel its charm, that is, he doesn't need to memorize in the first place, After knowing a question type, do another question type, some things can be according to the old version, and besides, there is a paragraph that says, the answer to science is that you can't read it when you copy the answer, and then the answer to liberal arts is, you don't want to after reading the answer, which perfectly explains the difference between science and liberal arts, the reason why we really didn't choose liberal arts at that time was that I felt that his answer was too much, and it was just a waste of my pen and ink? My pen and ink are very valuable, okay.
Then I continued to start my studies, but my liberal arts and science have not yet reached the point of high school, and I am currently only wandering in the first half semester of the second semester of junior high school, some travelers have reached the first half semester of junior high school, and some travelers have reached the first half semester of junior high school, as for those geography and history, I have a rough look, remember the general things, anyway, I don't want to learn, remember the general historical events, know Qin Shimingyue, Han Shiguan, Qin Qi, Chuyan, Han, Zhao Wei, what else, three dynasties and five dynasties, Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties, the Opium War, the Good Night Historical Treaty, the reform and opening up, the establishment of the Republic of China, and the establishment of capitalism. Anti-Qing Dynasty and Restoration of Sight, Jinggangshan, the founding of China, World War I and World War II, the Korean War to resist US aggression and aid Korea, the People's Commune, what else? Reform and opening up, Hong Kong and Macau will return later, I know these can be, as for those interesting historical knowledge, it really has to be obtained from extracurricular books, anyway, those interesting knowledge of him are obtained from extracurricular books, which magazines he likes to read, and he likes it very much, but now I don't read much, I guess what he likes to read is also to deal with the situation that he doesn't want to listen to the class in class, there is nothing he plays with his mobile phone for fear of being discovered, hum, that's all, I know him too well, He doesn't look at it now, why doesn't he watch it now? Well, he was probably studying seriously.
Xiaofeng didn't come in the afternoon, I don't know what he was doing, whether he was making a child at home, or that he was asleep again, anyway, he didn't come in the afternoon, and then I was going to go back in the afternoon, I forgot to take some books, and I forgot to take my power bank and charger, my phone was about to run out of battery, although I didn't play, but I forgot to charge it last night, and then I called him in advance, asking him if he needed to bring something back, such as rice and the like, and then he took it and said, If you can bring it, it's okay to bring some reluctantly, I'll see what he said one day, it's okay to bring it reluctantly, and if you want to eat it, it's over? Then I asked him what to bring, he said look at it, then I will look at it, since you said so, I won't ask you anything anymore, I hate those who say that they look at it casually, then I have to bring you a pack of salt back today, I see what you say, in fact, it's just a joke, because I can't bring a pack of cigarettes back, he will kill me, as for how this joke with a pack of cigarettes came out, I still heard Yang say, his joke is simply endless, that paragraph said so, a roommate goes out, and then another classmate asks him to bring food, what kind of food to bring? Then the roommate asked, another friend said, oh yes, whatever, as long as the virtuous one is fine, so this classmate brought him a bag of salt back, I just admire this guy too much, I have to learn this, if someone asks me to be casual in the future, I will also bring him a bag of salt back, I see his reaction, is it not with a wide mouth, and then look at me blankly, you TMD is with the right ah, it does have a salt taste, and the salt taste is quite enough! Even if he scolds me, I can feel happy because I brought the joke to real life!
In fact, Qi Yang has told so many jokes, and I can only remember one or two, but I can have an impression in my mind of the jokes he told, once there is an object or an event that can stimulate me and make me remember this joke, I can still tell it completely, but one of my funniest jokes is like this.
Anyway, I, I'll tell this paragraph in the first person, I was in class, I accidentally let out a fart, and then I was very shy, just because the teacher came over at this time, and the teacher was also embarrassed, I must be very shy at this time, I put such a stinky fart, and then the teacher smiled at me on the podium, which was even more embarrassing, but at this time my tablemate said to me, this teacher is really not a thing, just put a very stinky fart in me, When I got to the podium, he smiled at me! At that time, I heard that this joke was not good, and my first reaction must have been that I couldn't stand the laughter, and I also knew that Qiyang often told this joke with some girls, and I couldn't get it after a hundred attempts! It can definitely make girls laugh.