Chapter 900: The same old thing
Obviously, the blind boy doesn't eat this set, and this set of methods is just used casually, but it seems that it will never work.
The blind boy's smile scared me, as if my parents had discovered my early love, and of course it was too late to think about it.
Anyway, I really regret it, and I don't know what it's like to be in early love, if it's good, or I can try it.
It's just a pity that everything in the past is drifting in the wind, and it's too late to go back now.
Actually, I think that if I go to high school with my current appearance, people really don't think that I am a college student in my twenties.
I think those high school students feel older than me, and I saw some of the high school students' makeup that really looked mature, and I really didn't despise them, I just said this question.
Actually, I think Qi Yang is now in high school or junior high school, and he can mix it up, although this person is not particularly handsome, but Qi Yang looks very immature, that is, the legendary little fresh meat.
Dressed a little bit junior high, I don't think anyone doubts him when he goes to junior high school now.
Because I saw some high school boys with beards that were longer than Young's, and they looked like people who were 30 years old and had entered the workforce and got married and had children.
Of course, there's no contempt here.,I'm really just talking about such a problem.,I just think that if I say this, maybe I can fall in love a little.。
But this doesn't belong to eating tender grass, and I really don't look down on those little fart children to be honest, after all, children of different ages are different, and the things they experience are really different, if I really fall in love with them, it really feels a little weird.
"I'll give you one last chance, whether you can make it clear or not, if you don't make it clear, I'm not joking, this time I'm going to spread this matter to everyone you know, including your relatives, such as your legendary Brother Yuanzhi."
I have to say that this blind boy is still very vicious, just like Li Qing in League of Legends, and kicked me out of a frozen shoulder.
Now it seems that it is difficult to ride a tiger, I would not have done such a ruthless thing if I had known yesterday's words, and if I had sorted out the consequences yesterday, maybe I could have escaped.
Unfortunately, it was too late now, so I lowered my head and pretended to be a little uncomfortable to the blind boy and said, "If I tell the truth, you must not be angry?"
I feel that my method is still more effective for boys, and the pitiful appearance of girls is still very lethal to boys, and as for the blind boys, I am not particularly sure.
But in my opinion, it's just icing on the cake, or it's just a snake to add to it, not only is it useless, but it may make her even more angry.
The blind boy hugged his arms and said to me with a smile: "It's okay, you can say it quickly, don't worry, as long as you tell the truth, I will, definitely, no, to you, do, what, grief, despair, things come." ”
The more she said that, the more scared I became, because she had to pause every time she said a word, and I felt that it might be very bad, or maybe it was a very bad omen.
I had no choice but to say the matter, of course, this kind of thing is also to avoid the important and trivial, I still understand this little thing or a little skill, especially in front of the judge, avoid the important and light.
Heck, I've seen a lot of things like this on the news, no, it's on Weibo.
Because after some people or some public figures make mistakes, they like to avoid the important when they apologize on Weibo.
And when others refute this matter, they will also show an unparalleled method of Chinese expression, which is really worth learning and learning!
You tell him that A is wrong, he says that A may be wrong, be careful about the words, what he says may be true, this grammar is really shocking.
All of a sudden, people feel a strong smell of throwing the pot.
Of course, this is not over, when he says that A's thing is really wrong, he will say but I B did the right thing, in short, his literal meaning may find that A and B are indeed a little involved.
But if you read it carefully, you will find that there is not much connection between the two, but the fact that B is more able to make his image a little taller.
This way of rebutting is to avoid the important and trivialize, if there is a certain thing, there is really no way to eliminate it, that is to say, the mistake is a mistake of principle.
For example, splitting legs, sucking du, saying some unpatriotic words, showing a kind of action that undermines military-civilian relations.
Once this kind of thing comes out, it is actually unforgivable according to our general understanding, but we must imagine the power of this public relations.
The degree of public relations is not that it can change this thing from black to white, but it can make some people have a certain change in this matter, that is, it can make black first turn gray, then turn gray and then slowly become a bile gray.
The specific way to do this is to find a group of people to comment on this kind of thing, and say something that will help the person's image change.
On different software, such as some messy software that can produce a description of this kind of news, find some people to comment below, as long as there is similar news, please comment below.
After grabbing the comments and then liking them like it like crazy, so that they can occupy the position on the first floor, and people will see this at first sight when they open the comment area, and it is easy to make people feel that this thing may really be like this.
So basically, such a practice can make this black turn into a gray.
The specific comments are basically as follows.,Oh, this person made a mistake but he worked very hard.。
Oh, this guy made mistakes, but he's very handsome.
Oh, although this person made mistakes, she has done a lot of good things for us before.
Think about it, people can easily have such a mentality, that is, slap and then give a sweet date to eat, and what they often remember is that sweet date.
That is to say, it is likely to remember this but the later question, but the later things may often be remembered very clearly and can leave a deep impression.
This situation is not uncommon, and I think it should be very common and common.
Of course, if public relations is to this point, it is still only a preliminary stage, and the final stage is basically to use some people who write articles to let them pick bones in their eggs.
Of course, when I say that the egg has a bone in it, it doesn't mean that the bone is a bad thing, on the contrary, the bone is a good thing, but the egg is a bad egg.
I've seen a celebrity who committed a very serious crime, but the PR team wrote this article for him.
The title of the article looks like this, why can't someone be heavily fined.
Next, I began to talk about the fact that although the sin committed by this person is quite heavy, that is, the classic although this kind of theme, although this kind of literary style.
But because he has a huge commercial company, if he lets his company go bankrupt, there will be a series of collateral effects, that is, it will make many people lose their jobs and cut their hair.
When you listen carefully to this article after reading it, you will find that this article is quite right, and at first glance it sounds logically okay.
But this kind of logic does not stand up to scrutiny, and you will understand it if you think about it a little.
According to this logic, the Chinese police will not be able to arrest those who sell du, because if such people are arrested, the industrial chain will be broken, and how many people are employed in this industrial chain, so they will also be unemployed! So don't catch it!
Also, those women who have lost their footing can't be caught, because if they catch those women, their huge industrial chain will not work, which will not only cause the unemployment of this person, but also may cause the closure of some physical stores, and even cause a series of huge social problems!
Listen to the logic of the two is very similar, listen to the logic of the two is roughly the same?
But why do you think the former makes sense, but the latter two don't?
One thing that is obvious is that he weakens a certain thing, and then overestimates a certain thing, which may make people have an illusion in their subjective feelings.
This delusion is an obvious thing, and having this delusion will lead to thinking that what this guy said is quite right, but what this guy said is really wrong on top of wrong.
Because the company's words are actually not worth mentioning compared to the entire environment, it is too underestimated to underestimate the acceptance ability of this market, and this kind of talk is just for the sake of whitewashing.
The logic is not worth a little scrutiny, it is to take advantage of a lot of people who like to read fast food news, and they only have a general understanding of this matter and will not care too much about this matter at all.
Then change the mindset in people's hearts.
The more advanced one is to use the original fans, deceive their feelings, use them to do something that does not cost money, and even guide the fans to do so.
Oh, our idols have done this, haven't your idols done the same? Oh, don't talk about others, the environment in this circle is like this, it's just that some people find out and some people don't.
Listen, the contradiction was transferred all of a sudden, what a good method, and now the contradiction has come directly to the point where another star has done this.
Then when they quarrel, they don't talk about the contradiction of the original star, which should be regarded as a more advanced way of shuffling.
The highest level is to fade out of people's field of vision, only in a small circle of activities, and this small circle is basically the people who support themselves, and when the wind and waves are calm in the future, then this matter will be remembered by a small number of people and most people will forget.
However, this method is only applicable to mistakes made and not some mistakes of principle, such as some criminal offenses, and as for some simple moral issues, it should basically be possible to use this method to whitewash.
It seems to have become a set of processes, I mean it seems to have become a set of processes for public relations companies, there is nothing new at all, I may have thought this was quite innovative before, but can I change a routine after a few years, others are not annoyed by looking at me.
I'm just trying to say that I'm actually using the lowest level of their PR agency right now, a method that they've used and that they're not even paying attention to.
That is, the legendary avoidance of the important and light.
"Okay, okay, I'll be honest with you, you always pressed me when I was sleeping yesterday, and I was very uncomfortable, so in order to prevent you from pressing me, I will let you sleep in one position, so you can also reduce some energy consumption, right?" I said to the blind boy with a grin.
I especially hope that this way of speaking can be used and useful.
What I just said is to avoid the important and make it lighter, and to make some of the more serious things a little lighter and some of the less serious things a little more serious.
For example, she only had one leg pressed on top of me, but I didn't mention it at all, I just said that she was pressed on top of me, and it felt like her whole body was pressed against me, which meant that something light was a little heavier.
As for the things that are heavier for her, I will say a little lighter, and even I say that the achievement is good for her, for example, I just said that let her reduce some of her energy consumption, which is one aspect of being good for her.
Of course, I didn't think about this problem at all, I didn't think about it at all, and the first aspect I thought about at that time was definitely to make her fixed, just need one movement, and try not to press on me as much as possible.
Isn't this just avoiding the important and trivializing? Even talking about some non-existent things, I suddenly feel like I've learned a little badly, and this kind of thing can be done, hey, I don't think I blame me at all, it's because the world is too chaotic.
The blind boy nodded: "That's what it looks like." ”
Although her tone was already very relaxed, I didn't feel relaxed at all, because she really wouldn't let me go so easily in this kind of thing.
"Are you sure that's what it looks like?"
I immediately nodded my head heavily: "Of course I'm sure it's like this!" If you think about it, you see if the rope on your feet is very loose, I am afraid that the rope will be tied too tightly on you, and you will not bleed, so I made the rope loose, so you may feel much better, right? ”
I think my explanation was perfect, and I did, because I tied the rope very loosely, and I did think about it at the time, because I was afraid that if her blood would not flow overnight, it would cause necrosis of her feet.
I've also seen such a situation on the news, and it seems that this is indeed the case, if there is no blood in one part for a long time, then it is likely to lead to the necrosis of some tissues, and finally this piece of things has to be removed.
I'm loose, so at most she pauses when she wants to turn over again, it shouldn't have much consequence, and the meaning of resistance in her sleep is not so obvious, that is to say, if she feels that she can't turn over, she will come back by herself.
I think it's a one-and-done thing, and I was able to sleep well the whole night, and I did sleep pretty well all night.
There is one more thing, is it good, I contributed all my pillows to her, what else does she want?
The blind boy looked at me with a Conan look as if he was interrogating me, and after thinking for a while, he asked one last question: "Then why am I outside?" And not in it? I'm having a hard time sleeping without leaning against the wall? ”
In fact, to be honest, I also like to sleep against the wall, and I don't know why it seems very safe to do that.
But yesterday I had already given up the wall to the blind boy, and the blind boy turned over and pressed on top of me, so I had to look like this.
It was kind of an easy thing to explain, and then I smiled and said to the blind boy, "It's so simple, I can explain it to you now." But after saying this, I regretted it a little, as if the previous thing was carefully made up by me, and deliberately looked at the blind boy's demeanor.
After seeing that there was nothing out of the ordinary, I continued: You were in there last night, right? ”
The blind boy nodded.
"But I don't know why you put one leg all over me, and you know what? Your thighs are very hot, and it's already hot in the bed, so I feel like I can't stand it. "Of course, the narrative of this thing has to be changed, I can't say that your thighs are disgusting, I hate the feeling of your bare thighs on me.
This statement is definitely not good, I guess if she said it, she would have to grab my pigtails and stick to it, and she would have to publicize it everywhere.
So I chose another way, another way that both of us can accept, which means that I feel that I am still relatively smart, and where else in the world can I find such a smart little girl.
"I can't stand it a little and I want to move your thighs, but after I moved you away, you turned around again, and went back and forth several times, after all, I came here to sleep, not to correct your sleeping position."
"Do you know that I am actually a person who can understand your feelings very well, and I am also a person who can understand your behavior very well, so I am your best friend." When I spoke, I was so serious that I burst into tears, and I felt like I was going to stir myself up to tears, I was really a king.
"At this time, I wanted to go inside, but when I went inside, you put your legs on my body again, and it was hotter than at the beginning, and I don't know what you were thinking in your head, or what you were thinking when you were dreaming, anyway, the whole person was like a small stove."
"I just went outside, then inside, then outside, then inside, and I couldn't stand it anymore." I put the process a little harder, making it more tortuous and bizarre, and more empathetic, which is what I call sensationalism.
"After coming and going like this many times, I thought of a good way, which is to fix your legs, and it just so happened that I also found a rope, which is strange to say, in fact, I found this rope when I first had this idea, originally I just wanted to find a pillow sandwiched in your legs, so that you can sleep well, who can know that there is a rope?" Although I think I am a little verbose when I speak, I think this kind of verbosity can make Li Qing eliminate a little hatred for me about this matter.
Anyway, I did go a little too far, maybe this guy won't do such a thing after a while, but since I did, I'm going to erase this matter.
What I said is a deeper level of avoiding the important and trivial, attributing this matter to an accidental situation, I just want her to sleep well, but the appearance of the province is an accidental situation, that is, it is not my subjective consciousness.
The blind boy is also listening to me seriously, and he looks like he wants to find some of my loopholes, and suddenly it seems that this is a bit unacceptable, and if so, I will easily show my stuff.
After thinking about it carefully, what I said just now didn't reveal anything.
After thinking about it carefully, I realized that it must be nothing.
Sometimes I would continue to say to the blind boy, "And then I'm trying to tie your feet on, and I haven't forgotten to put a pillow in your lap so that you can sleep comfortably, don't you think I'm doing that?"
The blind boy didn't talk to me immediately after hearing this, I felt that I was really a little fooled, so I continued to increase my offensive and patted the blind boy's shoulder: "It's not early today, we both get up quite late, otherwise let's go out to eat, how about I treat you to dinner?" ”
The blind boy looked at me: "This is starting to want to bribe me, it seems that what you just said may not be all correct, but I do like to sleep with things." ”
I patted the blind boy on the shoulder again: "Oh, this thing is normal, you don't know, I also like it very much, so we have something in common in this matter." ”
But the blind boy didn't answer me at all: "I knew I would have set up a monitor in my house, so that I could see what happened last night, and I wouldn't have to listen to you." ”
I immediately retorted to the blind boy's words: "Why are you like this? Am I talking about it? Am I telling the truth? ”
The blind boy smiled: "Oh, it's all a thousand-year-old fox, what are you talking to me about, just those of us in the entertainment industry, don't I know your set?" Okay, okay, okay, 39 days in a bikini? ”
I smiled and asked, "How do you say that?" ”
"Don't give me this set!"
It's really good not to say that this post-break remark, I also smiled deliberately after hearing this post-break, although it was funny to say that this post-break remark was funny, but it still didn't make me hit a point where I could laugh out loud.
My laughter is just to make the blind boy a little happy, so that the blind boy may be a little happier, and then I don't care about it.
The blind boy also skipped this matter: "Okay, okay, in that case, you go out and buy me some breakfast and come back, I don't want to get up yet." ”
The blind boy just wore an upper body, and it seems that he still wants to sit comfortably in the bed for a while, whether it is playing with his mobile phone or reading a book, such a posture must be very comfortable.
But I don't want to go out, I just said that the dinner was for the two of us to go out together, but if I go out to buy it myself, I actually don't particularly want to.
But to be honest, if you go out alone, the process is a little faster, but when two people go out, it always feels like I'm pulling you into the water, so I won't feel unbalanced.
I pretended to be very pitiful and said to the blind boy, "Otherwise, let's go together, I don't want to let me go by myself, or let's think of something else?" ”
After listening to what I said, the blind boy immediately nodded at me: "Look at you, look at you, just now you said that you invited me to dinner, and now you will immediately change your hexagram!" ”
I grabbed the blind boy's finger and immediately retorted: "Is this wronged?" What I just meant was that I asked you to go out to dinner together, and I didn't say that I went out to buy it for you to eat, this is your own misunderstanding. ”
I knew the blind boy's reaction, and the blind boy immediately said to me, "Are you sure you're right?" Okay, okay, then I'll publicize your affairs, I don't care if you don't seize the opportunity, I was already going to forgive you, but now you are very disappointed in me! ”
The blind boy pretended to be distressed, and it seemed that he had given me a lot of opportunities.
But can I not understand what the blind boy looks like? Just like what he just said, it's a thousand-year-old fox who is giving me something to talk about.
I've seen a lot of this kind of clumsy performance, I'm originally from the acting department, you tell me this thing, how can I give in because of this little acting skills?
Obviously, this kind of thing is impossible for me!
But since she has my handle, it means that I still need to persuade more or less about this matter.
"Well, since I'm going to be staying here for a lot of time, I think there will definitely be a lot of this kind of thing, so we don't have to argue every day, okay? This kind of thing just rotates, okay? ”
I came up with a solution, because I did know that I would have to live here for a long time, and since I had to live for a long time, there were some contradictory problems that needed to be solved.
For example, when it comes to who goes out to buy food in this extreme weather, everyone wants to have a good rest in the bed, but ordering takeout in the morning is not a particularly good thing.
First of all, the most important point is that it is unpalatable, it is extremely unpalatable, most of the things are not only unpalatable but also expensive, it is better to go to this small market at the door to buy a little early, cheap and hot and delicious.
As for ordering a takeout at noon or in the afternoon, it is nothing, after all, it is okay to order a takeout at this time, and there is no problem if there is a red envelope and a full reduction, which is completely acceptable.
The blind boy took out her mobile phone and asked me with a smile while playing, "Okay, okay, okay, how do you solve this matter?"
Actually, I have a plan completely in my head, and this plan is fair to both of us, as long as it is fair to both of us, then other things are easy to say.
I told the blind boy exactly what I was thinking: "Well, for the sake of fairness, let's use the most primitive way, which is one person at a time." ”
"For example, if I go to tomorrow's breakfast, we will talk about lunch separately, if you want to eat lunch, you need to go out to buy, from the first time I went out to buy, but the next time you have lunch, you have to go out to buy, that is to say, breakfast, lunch, dinner and supper are not mixed with each other, what do you think of this method?"
As for why I say that breakfast, lunch and dinner are not mixed, there is a certain reason, because breakfast and lunch and dinner are actually different in this amount, and the amount is a little different, and the amount of his labor is also different, so it is easy for a shrewd little girl like a blind boy to take advantage of the loophole.
In order to prevent her from taking advantage of the loopholes, I would rather go the first time, it doesn't matter if I will enjoy it the second time, in fact, it is the same as making money, when I first made money, I endured the leaders and customers, but when I spent money, it was the time to make my heart surge.
Anyway, when I enjoy it, that means even if it's the first time I admit it.
The blind boy listened: "Then you mean to buy breakfast for you this time?" ”
I nodded, and what I meant just now was the same, but I felt that there was one sentence that I still had to make clear, so I said to the blind boy: "But we have to make this clear, next time you have to buy it, can't you give me an excuse to die and not admit it?" ”
The blind boy smiled: "I admit it, I admit it, do you need me to record a sound?" I don't admit it, can I do it? ”
Actually, I especially want to record a sound, but it seems to be a bit of a friend if I do this, so I was thinking about it, but I thought to myself: Otherwise, it's really not a sound, what if this guy doesn't admit it when the time comes?
So he smiled: "Okay, then let's record a sound." ”
Obviously, the blind boy didn't think of this, and she must have thought like this in her heart: Are you still recording? You're such a butterfly? So distrustful of me.
But the blind boy did show a surprised expression, but it did make me start recording, and I was a little overwhelmed by the fact that the performance went so smoothly, could this guy just want to be Laipi?
She wanted me to buy breakfast once, and the next time it was her turn to buy it, she began to refuse to admit it, and I didn't have much to do, so I couldn't go to the police station and say that I could identify the sound.
It seems like a bit of an exaggeration, but one thing I have to say is that it doesn't seem to work if it doesn't work.
So I gave up, if this guy really wants to pay the bill, in fact, I don't have a very good way, besides, isn't it just to buy breakfast? If she really cheats this time, I won't buy it for her next time.
Just when she wanted to say it, that is, when she wanted to say that I would record it, I gave up on the matter, and said to the blind boy with a smile: "Since you say that, forget it, look at you and look very sincere, if you still lie to me like this, I don't have a good way."
I grabbed my phone and started to get dressed, in fact, when I went out to buy food, I also wanted to clean up my hair and face, but I really felt that it was too troublesome and too troublesome.
But if I don't clean up, I don't want to go out at all, or I can't go out, it always feels like I'm missing something.
But if it's high school or if it's junior high school, I don't have a problem going out like this, I don't think it's a girl or a boy, in other words, he can't get out if he doesn't fix his hair, right?
Everyone is the same, so don't tell everyone who is going to tell them all over again.
The next thing is to wrap myself as well as possible, so that others can't see that I don't have makeup or hairstyle, in fact, I don't think there are many idle people who look at me, just to make my heart feel more satisfied.
The quickest way to get your hair done is to wear a hat and then toss your face, and the easiest way is to wear a mask.
Then I put on a glove and it took less than three minutes to get myself straight.
I went out to buy food with my phone, and asked this guy what he wanted to eat before leaving.
The two of us didn't eat a lot of food.
Two people are at most five steamed buns and two bowls of soup, and this soup may not be able to drink, which means that the two of us are likely to have five steamed buns and a bowl of soup.
When I was on the way, I chatted with Qi Yang to see if Qi Yang woke up.
Of course, I guess people must have woken up and maybe gone to school.
He replied to the message very quickly, but because I was shopping for food, I didn't have time to read it, and he almost immediately replied to the message, saying that he was in class now, but it was a class he didn't like, so he was playing with his mobile phone and reading a book.
Oh, people are in class anyway, and I'm just sitting in a hut enjoying the warmth now, and it's a bit uncomfortable to say it.
But obviously I can't be blamed for this incident, it should be said that last night was to blame Dieyan, Dieyan not only played late, but also disturbed my sleep.
Look at how fresh and refined the way I have shaken it off, compared to those bewitching sluts, it is simply a lot better.
But this does seem to be a kind of dumping, and the main thing I did last night was watching a TV series, which was the time spent tidying up Dieyan's body, and I really didn't have much of it.
I bought six steamed buns, and then I bought two bowls of soup, anyway, there is an induction cooker in that small rental house, and I may drink it at noon, maybe it will taste better after heating it up.
I just have this feeling, I think some leftovers are the hotter the better, I don't know why, is it really delicious or a psychological factor, anyway, I feel that those hot dishes are really better than the original dishes.
I'm not saying that the original dish wasn't good, I mean better.
For example, a chili fried pork, at the beginning, the steamed buns may not have such a big taste, but I still prefer the kind of soup steamed buns with chili fried meat, and my mother often says that I will not have much interest in the future.
But what I have never understood is what does this matter have to do with whether it is promising?
But I didn't listen to my mom, but I still thought it was a better way to eat.
But when I don't finish this chili stir-fried meat, and wait until the afternoon or the next day to heat it up again, I can feel the temperature at the beginning, that is, when the dish is just steaming, and the aroma comes straight to my nose!
I remembered what I said, and I didn't have any defense.
It went straight into my nose, making me want to take a steamed bun and soak it right away, and feel the fragrance of this steamed bun.
If you eat steamed buns dry, you can feel a fragrance when you taste them carefully, plus the aroma of the vegetable water, there is no need to say more, that kind of vegetable water is really steamed bread.
It's a girl like me who doesn't eat a lot of food, and if she eats that kind of dish, she can eat three steamed buns under normal circumstances, which already explains the problem.
Maybe it's also an element in my heart.
Another time was when I went to my grandmother's house, and my grandmother's family had a happy event, that is, a happy event at my grandmother's house, and the rest of the dishes were put in a bucket by my grandma.
I was going to eat it hot later, but I happened to go to my grandmother's house that day, and my grandmother didn't know that I was coming, so she didn't buy anything delicious, and I just happened to eat that thing.
I really don't think there's anything better in the world than that, and I really want to carry a bucket and take those leftovers home, although those leftovers are really not particularly beautiful.
But when it is so hot that it is eaten in the pot and eaten in the mouth, the fragrance is simply filling my entire nasal cavity, and it seems that the description is a little not three-dimensional and strong enough.
Anyway, I think the dish I've eaten is the best, I can say that I haven't seen the world, I can say that I haven't eaten good food, but I really still remember that incident.