Chapter Twenty-Three: Closing the Door and Hitting the Dog

It didn't matter if I looked at it, Zhang Xi's eyes and I were instantly straightened.

There was a whole team in the courtyard to welcome relatives!

The drummers are on either side, and the drummers play non-stop. Eight sedan chair men wearing red silk horse coats, with the sound of drums, carried a big red sedan chair, happily twisted Yangge, and the sedan chair swayed left and right, and the scene was festive.

Zhang Xihu looked at me suspiciously, and asked in a low voice: "Didn't I want to recruit you as an uncle before, why did you become a new daughter-in-law now?" ”

I froze in place, not responding to him.

One is that I am also at a loss for the scene in front of me, and more importantly, I don't know if it is because of the wine just now, at this moment I only feel feverish, my head and face are swollen for a while, and my consciousness is also a little trance.

"You're here to greet you?" Lao Du suddenly asked.

His voice was like a bell, and when the kissing team outside heard it, the drumming stopped abruptly. The sedan chair driver and the sedan chair he carried suddenly stopped.

Lao Du snorted coldly, "Since I am here to greet my relatives, there must be a master who comes out to speak." Even if the immortal family marries a mortal, it can't be so confused, isn't that a forcible robbery of the people's daughter? ”

As soon as the words fell, a loud shout suddenly came from the greeting team: "Bastard! ”

With this voice, a black-faced man with horizontal eyebrows came out of the back of the team.

This big man's face is cross-faced, and he is dressed in black from head to toe, which looks incompatible with the festive team.

The black-faced man came to the front of the team, his eyes widened angrily, and he pointed to the house with his two fingers together and said, "Huang Tieshan!" You used the borrowing charm without authorization, and borrowed the immortal god form of the Huang family for no reason, which is already a big taboo! You dare to burn the cigarette stick I gave you, you are so bold! ”

Lao Du, who was originally as steady as Mount Tai, trembled when he saw this big man, stood up suddenly, bent his waist, staggered to the door, and squinted his eyes and glanced up and down at him.

I saw him staggering, and was about to help him, but I didn't expect him to suddenly open his eyes wide, with a frightened look on his face, clasped his hands into fists, and gave a deep swipe to the black-faced man:

"Sins and sins, disciple Huang Tieshan doesn't know that it is Hu Baye who is here, and he has lost his welcome, and I ask the Eighth Master not to remember the villain's mistakes and forgive the disciple's unreasonable actions!"

As he spoke, he was about to kneel.

Although I was so hot and uncomfortable that I couldn't speak, I still knew what was going on, how could I make him kneel at his age. hurriedly shook forward and forced him to hold him.

At this time, Sun Lu and Pan Ying also ran over, Sun Tuzi stared, raised his hand and pointed at the black-faced man, and saw that he didn't hold back his words.

Lao Du suddenly knocked off his hand, stomped his foot and said anxiously: "I don't know anything! It's not sensible! Eighth master, they are all still children, and they don't recognize your old man. Don't be like them. ”

Then he slapped Sun Lu in the ear with his backhand, pointed to his nose and said, "You can't open your eyes, don't you see that it's the Hu family immortal?" What are you still doing? Why don't you hurry up and bring the prepared tobacco to Shangxian! ”

In a trance, I saw that although Lao Du was angry, he glanced at him when he turned his back.

Sun Tuzi was stunned by his slap and turned to look at me.

My mind became more and more hot, and when I saw that he didn't notice Lao Du's eyes, I reluctantly said, "Why are you still stunned?" Didn't you hear that it was Hu Baye? Hurriedly...... Get on the smoke! ”

Only then did Sun Lu react, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, turned around and ran back to the table, and went to get the pack of tobacco on the table.

When his hand was about to touch the paper bag containing shredded cigarettes, I saw a shadow more than a foot tall like a villain jump out of the brazier.

The shadow jumped onto the table and stepped on the paper bag containing the tobacco.

Sun Lu was slapped for no reason, he was already angry, but he didn't expect the paper bag to be stepped on by the 'person'.

I tried to warn him, but my throat was tight, and I couldn't make a sound, so I could only watch him grab the paper bag with one hand with rude movements.

The shadow on the table was blurred, only a general person's appearance, and the facial features of the face could not be seen clearly.

However, just as Sun Tuzi grabbed the paper bag, I saw the shadow with his hands behind his back, and he seemed to let out a strange laugh.

In the next second, the paper bag was torn apart as I expected, because Sun Lu used a lot of force, and most of the tobacco in it was raised with his movements, and all of them fell into the brazier.

Now it was terrible, the tobacco was bought from the morning market, and the taste was by no means soft, so a large amount of tobacco fell into the fire, and the room was filled with the smell of choking smoke in an instant.

Sun Lu was stunned on the spot, at a loss.

The others didn't know how to react.

But at this time, I saw that the black-faced man actually showed his greed, unconsciously bent down, shrunk his hands in front of him, like an oversized mouse, and ran towards the brazier with the smell of smoke!

Lao Du seemed to have suddenly changed as a person, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he said quickly in a low voice: "Close the door and beat the dog!" ”

Even though I was dizzy, I understood what he meant, gritted my teeth and slammed the door against my shoulder.

Zhang Xi was originally a chicken thief, but at this time, he probably saw that something was wrong with me, helped me, closed the two doors with his hands, and quickly plugged in the deadbolt.

"Kid, what's wrong with you?" Lao Du also saw that I was inappropriate, and asked with concern.

"I ...... I seem to have a fever and dizziness ......"

The old one-eyed beads quickly turned twice in the eye sockets, and a trace of indescribable complexity flashed between his expressions, patted my arm, and whispered: "It's okay, you two are guarding the door, the two ghosts are guarding the door, and the little fifth master is in the hall, and other evil things don't dare to come in for the time being." ”

With that, he turned around and walked quickly to the table.

He walked tremblingly just now, although he didn't talk about dragon and tiger steps at this time, he looked like a fierce beast swimming close to the ground, how could he still look a little weak.

Dare to love that this old man has been acting just now, in order to introduce this black-faced man in his early years into the house.

Look at the black-faced man again, from the moment he entered the house, he went straight to the brazier, and at this moment he seemed to ignore the people around him, but his eyes were slightly closed, and he twitched his nose vigorously at the smell of tobacco coming from the brazier, and his face was full of intoxication. Even Lao Du walked to the side, but he didn't seem to notice.

"Shangxian, how does this grass roll (smoke) taste?" Lao Du asked with a smile.

Seeing that the other party was only inhaling the smoke, he actually put his hand into the brazier, followed by a smile, and said word by word:

"Since you know that this cigarette bag pot belongs to the eighth master, how can it be burned?"

At this time, the black-faced man seemed to suddenly wake up and opened his eyes suddenly. glanced at Lao Du, with a frightened look on his face, and turned around to escape.

When it was too late, he saw Lao Dumeng pull his hand, take out something from the brazier, and smash it into the back of his heart.

What Lao Du held in his hand turned out to be the cigarette stick that was burned black!

"Ah......h

The black-faced man was hit by a cigarette stick, screamed, and suddenly became half a foot shorter.

Seeing that Lao Du waved his cigarette stick again, he hurriedly wanted to run sideways, but he didn't expect the civet cat to suddenly come out of nowhere, baring his teeth and blocking the way.

"Smack!"

The cigarette stick landed on the big man again, splashing a cloud of sparks.

Lao Du scolded while beating: "It's just a brute who was struck by lightning, and he dared to pretend to be Hu Baye...... You are dead, God has graced you to cultivate hard, let go of your spirit, but you still want to harm others...... Today, I will use the magic weapon of the Hu family to break your spirit, and you will not enter reincarnation! ”

The black-faced man seemed to be very afraid of the tanuki, and wherever he ran, he was intercepted by the tanuki, and he could only be called by the old man smoking with a cigarette stick.

With each blow, his body became much shorter. After four or five strokes, he became the size of a child like a five or six year old.

Only then did I recognize what kind of big man he was, it was the black-clothed child with sharp buckteeth and a handful of gray fur on his head that I saw in the fake Dongjiazhuang!