Chapter 32: Three-Mouth Comedy
Damn the military training is finally over, look in the mirror and see that my face has changed from snow-white to wheat-white, alas, I am a stunning little beauty! It's all to blame for that dead Yi Qiyang! Dead lambs!
After the military drill this afternoon, I will go to have dinner and I will go back to class. The book has been sent almost.,But their naked-body.,I haven't even turned the first page of them.,Take a good look at them tonight.,Although our family doesn't like to study.,But it's good to look at and respect the books.,It's also my family.,It's not my family.。
When I walked into the class, I hadn't started the evening self-study yet, and I walked to my seat and saw that guy Yi Qiyang was sleeping soundly! I wondered, was it so sleepy to go to school? I feel like he spends a lot more time in school and sleeping than when he opens his eyes to class!
I want to get revenge on him, hee-hee. Let him mess with me! Harm my military training!
I gently patted him on the shoulder: "Yi Qiyang, wake up, wake up, it's time for class!" The teacher is here! ”
Hey? Didn't wake up? I slept so hard!
"Can't you do this?" There was a discordant voice from behind, who? What the heck! I turned my head and saw that it was Yi Qiyang's fox friend Mo Xiang, and his position was right behind the two of us.
"Look at me!" He gently put his mouth to Mo Xiang's ear and shouted loudly: "Rise!" Wake up! Teacher Liu is here! ”
I saw Yi Qi stand up in an uproar, which scared me a lot! As for such a big reaction! He was so frightened that he knocked down the bench and almost toppled the table! As for the big move? He rubbed his eyes wildly, lowered his head and muttered, "I'm sorry, Mr. Liu, I was wrong, I'll go out." ”
That's as funny as it looks, it's as funny as it gets, and it's like a primary school student bowing his head and admitting his mistakes, well, I'm very happy, and an inexplicable refreshment comes to my heart. I suddenly think Mo Xiang is also very cute!
He gradually sobered up, and it seemed that his brain had a lot of water, and he said, "No, I'm in my first year of high school!" What the hell is Teacher Liu! ”
Hahaha! I laughed so happily.
It's just that why did Mo Xiang sleep too? It's so fast!
He turned his head and looked at me fiercely: "Dead mother-in-law! What the hell are you doing? ”
Mo Xiang, you turned out to be pretending to be too!
Bang! Your uncle, which ear did you hear that I said! How do I know who Mr. Liu is, it seems that your brain is not clean yet!
"Mother-in-law, it sounds like a wife." Mo Xiang "lived" again.
"You're his wife!"
"You're his wife!" The two of us turned our faces back in unison and yelled at Mo Xiang!
"Okay, you two are amazing, husband and wife are of the same heart, work together to break the gold, okay, I won't mess with you. Really good, the two of them bullied ...... "It seems that his dog mouth still can't spit out ivory!"
I yelled, "Shut up! ”
"Shut up!"
"Why are you learning from me!"
"Why are you learning from me!" I yelled at Iki! I bet this damn guy did it on purpose! I'm! I'm going to kill him!
"It's you who learn from me!"
"It's you who learn from me!"
Suddenly, I felt a little quiet around me, it turned out that there was no one around to speak, and I looked in this direction, and instantly felt a little hot on my face, I should be blushing! Fortunately, the military training made my face turn wheat-colored, otherwise you could see that my face was a little red!
"Humph!"
"Humph!" I twisted my face to the side in anger.
"Wow, God is in sync! Dare to say that there is no Tao between the two of you! Mo Xiang said to the two of us awkwardly.
Hehe, it seems that all my good impression of you just now has disappeared! You are Yi Qiyang's fox friend and dog friend!
"You and him have the way!"
"You and her have a way!" My house slapped the table at the same time! Shout out to Mo Xiang! Eh, the heavens will kill me, don't learn from me anymore, okay, I'm embarrassed to be thrown home, Mom, I'm sorry for your old age, I'm sorry for your old shame!
"Okay, okay, you talk, I was wrong." Mo Xiang secretly smiled and sat down.
This girl is angry, and the consequences are serious!
"I'm telling you, Yi Qiyang, today's business is not over! Wait, I'm going to call someone, group p after school, uh, no, group k! "I can't control my image anymore, I just want to teach him a lesson! Dare to slander this girl!
Yi Qiyang laughed very arrogantly: "Just you, group p? Phew! Group picking? This young master has never been afraid of anyone! ”
"Hehe, for the group pick, let me tell you, you are compared with Miss Ben, it's like Miss Wang met Miss Yu!" I, a scumbag, also began to use the afterword, and I crossed my waist and looked like a ruffian.
"How!" Mo Xiang stirred up trouble in the back again, and looked like he was curious and inquisitive, no matter how much I couldn't care about it: "You're almost!" "I looked at Yi Qiyang's stinky and shameless guy with a disdainful face!
"Me! I'll ......" that guy looked aggrieved, "I'll tell you, compared with Young Master Ben, it's like Young Master Ma met Young Master Feng!" ”
"And how do you say it!" Mo Xiang continued to stir up trouble.
"You're two points away!" Yi Qiyang's head was still tilted up when he spoke, and that smug look wished I could kick him like last time! But that doesn't mean I'm losing!
I'm still not convinced: "I'll tell you that you and I are like Miss Wang met Miss Wang!" ”
"I know this! You're three points short! Mo Xiang said to Yi Qiyang very seriously, he still didn't think it was a big deal!
"Damn, Shoko, I've been bullied, haven't I?" With an incredulous expression, he pointed his finger at himself and asked Mo Xiang.
"As far as I've observed, well! It's also a big bully! Mo Xiang thought for a while and said very seriously! The expression is as cheap as it gets!
"I'll tell you! Dead mother-in-law! You give me a comparison, as if! "Listen, I'm going to see what you can say.
"It's like, the cut seedless watermelon meets the cut dragon fruit, you are far from you!"
I...... Is it lost under the ......
The class burst into long-lasting applause, and it couldn't be stopped for a long time!
"The three-person comedy is good!" I heard a familiar voice coming from the doorway.
"Get out! You gave me a side, celebrating that, just decided! Yi Qiyang didn't even look at it, and waved his hand back, and the tone was disdainful, because when Yi Qiyang faced me, he had his back to the door.
The whole class looked at the bustle, and no one saw the one coming, but I saw it when I heard the voice......
The burly, athletic, and majestic figure seemed to be the headmaster......
The whole class also turned their heads and saw it, and they all hurriedly sat upright. looks honest, but I don't know whether to sit down or what, just stand dumbfounded, Mo Xiang is the same cowardice, eh, what is "also", it's just him!
Yi Qiyang also seemed to feel that something was wrong, and slowly turned his head, it was really okay to slow down!
"You three are inspired by your homeroom teacher for a visit to the principal's office." The sound is soft, but I can hear the hidden volcano!
Woowoo......