"Brother, tell me about it."

"Once, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said to Dongfang Shuo, then, you follow me to Shanglin Yuan for a stroll."

"An ancient garden of the Han Dynasty." I found that a great role of the joke is to explain the last sentence of the joke and enliven the atmosphere.

"By the way, it is a very large ancient garden, it is said that it is more than 300 miles longitudinal and horizontal! Including five county borders, good guys! That's pretty big! "The facial expressions of the teasing are well done.

"It's Dabai!" The one who is funny is also like a person listening to a story, looking at the one who is funny.

"Actually, no one knows even if it's 300 meters."

"Hahaha." This is the laughter of the audience.

"Then, this Emperor Wu of Han is also idle and has nothing to do, and when he saw a tree, he had to give this one a name."

"It's really full!"

"Right? What should I do when I name a tree? Then let's get up, just say to Dongfang Shuo, Xiao Shuoshuo, what do you call the name of this number? ”

"It's still a little Shuoshuo! The relationship between these two seems to be quite unusual. The audience laughed again.

"This little Shuo Shuo said."

"What do you say?" Laughingly, he answered.

"What do you say? Say this tree, or call it good. ”

"Hey, that's the name."

"Brother, do you know why Master Zu called this tree Shanzai?" Teasingly looked at the teasing and said.

"Yo, I really don't know, can you tell me and the audience?" waved his hand to the audience.

"That's a bit of an allusion."

"I'll have to ask you about this!"

"Actually, I don't know! Ha ha. ”

"Hey, what are you talking about!"

"Well, go on, and say that this tree has a name, and it's called Good! It's the goodness of Amitabha! ”

"Brother, what are you talking about, it's the good one.

"Yes, it's the good one, and then that, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, is also idle, and he has to make a mark on the tree."

"It's really idle for an emperor to do such an inconsequential thing."

"So he made a mark, and then said, after a few years, this emperor came to this Shanglin Yuan with this Dongfang Shuo again."

"Well, it's going to be another day when I'm full." The audience laughed slightly.

"And then, this Emperor Wu of Han is quite cheap."

"What's going on?"

"Ask our grandfather again."

"What do you ask?"

"Say, Xiao Shuoshuo, what is this tree called?"

"Which tree?"

"Oh, isn't it the tree that was originally marked, I asked again!"

"It's really cheap! Isn't this okay to find trouble, and then, how will our ancestor answer? "The ability to adjust the atmosphere is really strong.

"Our ancestor said, that, the emperor's little old man!"

"The emperor's little old man?" Teasing interrupted, "What Dongfang Shuo said is sure this sentence?" ”

"What's wrong? Is there a problem? He looked at the funny man and said that there was no abnormal expression on his face.

"According to what you say, our ancestor is a monkey! Return the emperor's little old man," the audience smiled lightly, "I have deep doubts about whether our ancestor is Dongfang Shuo when you say this, I feel that Dongfang Shuo died young, and we can't inherit this art of cross talk." ”

"Gotta change?" Teasingly asked.

"It has to be changed! Does this sound like a word? You're tampering with history. ”

"Okay, that has to be changed," teasing his hands clasped in front of him, pretending to be a courtier saluting the emperor, "That, with all due respect, this tree is called Qusuo." ”

"Qu Suo? Which qu? ”

The funny looked at the one with disdain, and nodded the one with his finger: "Look, look, look like there is no culture!" It's the one with the two orders above and the one at the bottom! ”

"Which zhui?" To be honest, I didn't understand either of these words after listening to them, and I didn't know how these two words were written when I looked back at the script.

"It's the turtle of the turtle eagle, bird, you know? The purpose is the purpose of the eye. Teasing explained.

"Oh! He pulled a long note and nodded, looking like he understood.

"Guys," he said teasingly to the audience, "he said, oh, he doesn't know. ”

"Hahahaha." The audience laughed a lot.

"Hey, what are you doing exposing my shortcomings, I don't know, I don't know, what else are you talking about."

"I'm angry when I see that you don't have culture, I haven't been to college, right?" Funny looking at the funny one is very scared.

"I still went to college, and now I can go to college at that time, and now I am much better than us," he waved his hand in a smile, "Besides, the family conditions are not very rich, and there is no money to go to college, so there is no such condition at all." ”

"Then you must have been in high school, right?"

"I haven't been to high school either, gee, why are you asking? Didn't you say Dongfang Shuo, the matter of the ancestral master, how can you talk about me? ”

"Because I haven't been to it either! Hahaha. "Although the age of the tease is more than fifty, but the way he speaks, if he doesn't respect the old and love the young, he is very cheap, and he is very cheap.

The voices of the audience laughed loudly, including Brother Shulin next to me.

"Dare you, you're here to find balance."

"But we're not proud!" Teasingly, he spread his hands and said to the audience, he still looks so jian!

"What do you have to be proud of! And belittle me, you didn't go to college either, really. He looked at him with contempt.

"I didn't go to college, but!" There was a funny pause here.

"But what?" Asked with a smile.

"But I don't have any money!" The audience laughed even louder, and I laughed louder, and applauded, and applauded.

The teaser didn't speak, just looked at the teaser helplessly.

"Although I don't have any money, I'm ugly!" The last laughter has not stopped, and this laughter has immediately picked up again, and the applause has not stopped, which is really funny.

"Don't be ashamed, let's get down to business!" He patted Tease's shoulder, who was laughing happily, and told him to stop the topic quickly.

"Where did you just go?" The teasing man tilted his head slightly, covered his mouth with his hand, and whispered to the teasing.

"It's said to be a tree, and it's called Qu Suo! That's it. Said shyly.

"Okay, when it comes to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty asking what the name of this tree is, Dongfang Shuo said that it is called Qu Suo, and suddenly Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was furious!"

"Aren't you angry? This is fooling the emperor that. ”

"That's it! Emperor, how big is that, the Ninety-Five! Attaboy! Dare to fool me! Immediately, Long Yan was furious! immediately questioned Dongfang Shuo! ”

"What are you asking?"

"After a few years of the same tree, why does the name become different? Are you lying to me? If you don't tell me a reason today, I will cure you for a crime of deception! ”

"Now the emperor is angry," he stretched out his hands to the audience, and then put it down so tastefully, and continued to look at the teaser, "Then what did our ancestor say that?" ”

"I guess, our ancestor is also a little old, and it is estimated that he has amnesia, so he may not have thought that the emperor's little old man was so insidious, and he made a mark! There's no way, just force an explanation. ”

"Don't come nonsense, what is a forced explanation." waved his hand again and again.

"Dongfang Shuo, that's what our ancestor said." I was stunned for a moment.

"You say, I'll listen." Said with a smile.

"A small horse is a foal, and a large horse is a horse; The small chicken is the chick, and the large is the chicken; The small cow is a calf, and the large one is a cow; A small person is a son, and an old man is an uncle. The same is true of its tree, which used to be good, but now it is Qu. In the world, there is life and death, the success or failure of all things, and the safety can not change? The funny man said an ancient text in a fashionable manner, and he sent and received it freely.

"Yo, what does that mean?"

"It means that when a horse is a child, it is called a 'foal' and when it grows up, a chicken is called a 'chick' when it is a child and a 'chicken' when it grows up, a cow is called a 'calf' when it is a child and a cow when it grows up, and a man is called a 'son' when he is young and 'grandpa' when he is old. It's the same with this tree, it used to be called 'Shanzai', but now it's called 'Qu'shou'. In the world, life and death, the success or failure of all things, can it be fixed? ”

"Oh, I've seen it, that's right, that's right."

"Of course, I'll ask you, what did your father call you when he called you home for dinner when you were a child?" Teasing looked at the teasing one with his hands behind his back.

"That, that means, child, it's just dinner, you have to go home and eat." and said these words in tongues.

"Then is it called Xiao Lao'er now, go home for dinner!" The funny joke started, and the audience laughed too.

"you!" He patted the teasing one, "How can you call it that!" I just didn't say anything, I just shouted to eat. ”

"It's different anyway, isn't it?"

"That's right."

"So, what our ancestor said is reasonable, and Emperor Wu of Han laughed it off."

"Well, this also shows that our ancestor has a cheerful personality, loves to tell jokes, and is very level."

"Yes, so, this is the real drop of cross talk, let the audience laugh, even if we succeed!"

"That's right, isn't it just to make the audience laugh." Cheerful pandering.

"But do you know why we came here today to talk about cross talk?"

"I listen to you."

"A few days ago, the dean came to me."

"Which dean?"

"It's the director of this big theater."

"Oh, he, what's the matter with you?"

"What can there be, isn't it just to talk to me about cross talk, let me, go to their big theater to do a special show, I didn't understand it at the time."

"What don't you understand?"

"I don't understand why you are looking for our brothers, and they are not famous."

smiled comclaimingly: "That's right." ”

"I asked, that dean, it is said that there are a lot of stars in D City, why are you looking for our brothers, there are many more famous stars than the two of us."

"It's a lot." He nodded sheepishly.