Chapter 245: Idol [4]

On the first page of the book of life and death, there was Master Cao's name, Yan Yu glanced at it and found that Master Cao's name was not crossed out, but there was something strange on it.

"What's this?" Yan Yu asked, pointing to the stains on the book of life and death.

Pei Linghan glanced at it and said embarrassedly: "My booginius, maybe I accidentally sneezed when I stole it, and it stuck to the book of life and death......"

When Master Cao heard this, he couldn't wait to strangle this evil ghost on the spot.

His little life was almost lost to Pei Linghan's boogers!

"Pick it out!" Yan Yu said speechlessly.

Pei Linghan took the book of life and death and cleaned up Master Cao's name, and when Yan Yu looked at Master Cao again, there was really no black qi on his body.

"Master, am I going to die?" Master Cao asked cautiously.

"It's going to die," Yan Yu nodded, and then said, "Everyone is going to die." ”

Master Cao smiled bitterly and said, "At this time, Master, don't gasp when you speak." ”

Yan Yu patted Master Cao's shoulder with a smile, and said with a smile: "Now I am finally relieved, you will not die so soon, I will show you...... Your longevity is one hundred and five years old, and you still have a long time before you die! ”

"So I've lived so long!" Master Cao smiled.

It's just, smiling and laughing, Master Cao suddenly couldn't help crying.

Yan Yu was puzzled: "Lao Cao, what's wrong with you, didn't we help you save your life, why are you crying?" ”

Master Cao pointed to his exposed hairy legs, and cried: "I thought I was going to die, so I sold the courtyard, and spent all the money, even the clothes and pants were given away, now I have nothing, living is more uncomfortable than dead, it is better to let me die!" ”

really responded to Zhao Benshan's grandfather's words: The most terrible thing in the world is not "people are dead, money is not spent", but "people are still alive, money is gone"!

Master Cao is really poor this time, and he only has his underwear left.

"Lao Cao, money is something outside the body, life does not bring death and does not bring it, isn't this what you said yourself?" Yan Yu said.

Master Cao stared: "That's what I said when I was dying, if I lived, would I be able to sell the house!" ”

Pei Linghan was also a little embarrassed, he said to Master Cao: "Brother, don't be too sad, at least you still have me, I and you will be tied together for the next ten years!" ”

", I just have this body left, and I have to share it with you?!" Master Cao said angrily.

Pei Linghan smiled embarrassedly.

Master Cao didn't know Pei Linghan's identity, but Yan Yu knew, this guy was known as an existence that could give the Yama princes a headache, but if it was Yan Yu, he didn't dare to scold Pei Linghan like this.

When one person and one ghost were arguing, Yan Yu was already secretly thinking about how to send Pei Linghan back to hell unknowingly.

Pei Linghan seemed to see Yan Yu's careful thoughts, his face suddenly sank, and he shouted viciously: "Please don't expose me!" ”

“???”

Yan Yu looked at Pei Linghan stupidly, this thing looked fierce and vicious, it looked like it was going to eat people, why was it begging for mercy when he opened his mouth?

"Give, give me a reason?" Yan Yu asked weakly.

Pei Linghan pleaded: "I'm actually not a demon at all, in the eighteenth layer of hell, I am the weakest one, in addition to being tortured every day, I will also be bullied by other evil ghosts, now I finally escaped, even if my soul is scattered, I don't want to go back!" ”

"Believe me, I'm not a bad person in the first place, but now I'm even more determined to be a five-good young man, please don't send me back! Not to mention...... What's more, I am still bound to the soul of your friend, and before the end of ten years, the two of us are inseparable, and if I go to hell, he will go with him. ”

"I'll lose your mother!" Master Cao scolded the street, he was miserable by this evil ghost.

Seeing that Pei Linghan seemed to be a bully, Yan Yu couldn't help but ask, "Then you should tell me, how can you be imprisoned in the eighteenth layer of hell if you are not a wicked person?" ”

Pei Linghan wanted to speak again and again, and finally lowered his head and said: "Actually, I used to be a yin general in the underworld, and I was in charge of many judges, but because I was dissolute and uninhibited and loved freedom all my life, and I had a handsome face that was out of the sky, I inevitably had relationships with many young ladies in the underworld......"

"To put it simply?"

"Ahem, to put it simply, half of the yin in the underworld will be green by me......"

Yan Yu and Master Cao were dumbfounded.

Originally, they were very disdainful of this guy, but now they couldn't help but feel admiration in their hearts.

Is this a demon? It's an idol!

"Don't look at me like that, I'm panicking!" Pei Linghan said, "I used to look at those young ladies, and they were like this......"

Yan Yu coughed dryly twice and said, "So you haven't actually done anything too bad, it's just because you have greened the Yin General of the Underworld, so you were imprisoned by them to the eighteenth layer of hell to be tortured to vent your anger?" ”

"To be precise, it was a prince who finally imprisoned me in the eighteenth layer of hell." Pei Linghan said proudly.

"Awesome!" Yan Yu and Master Cao gave Pei Linghan a thumbs up.

Even if you touch the wife of a colleague at the same level, even the wife of the boss's boss dares to touch it, and she is worthy of the praise of Yan Yu and Master Cao for Pei Linghan's character of asking a woman to die!

Master Cao couldn't help but say: "It seems that the two of us still have a lot in common, that is, we both like to discuss life ...... with lonely young women."

"From the first time I saw you, brother, I knew that we were destined to be a combination!" Pei Linghan raised his eyebrows at Master Cao.

"Brother!"

"Brother!"

"Enough of you two! Don't gay in gay! ”

Yan Yu said helplessly: "Speaking of which, we really can't do anything about you, but the underworld has already begun to send people to the yangtian world to arrest you, do you have any way to get out?" ”

"It's simple, that's why I stole Bai Chenghe's book of life and death!" Pei Linghan smiled, "Aren't you a ghost, as long as you take the book of life and death that I stole to make an errand, and then explain that you found me, the two of us fought for hundreds of rounds, and in the end I was defeated by you, and I have been beaten to pieces by you, so they think that I am dead, and the book of life and death has been recovered, so they will not continue to investigate!" ”

Only then did Yan Yu understand that Pei Linghan had stolen the Book of Life and Death from the beginning not to do anything bad, but to leave a way back for himself.

"It's a viable option." Yan Yu nodded and said.

This time, Master Cao not only didn't have to die, but also gained a powerful helper who used to be a Yin general, and when Yan Yu went to hunt ghosts in the future, he could take him sideways.

It's like dealing with this Qili Qian today, and there is no need for Yan Yu to make a move!