The Funny Emperor, a peerless style, once discussed the aisle with the Dog Belt Emperor and the Cake Cutting Emperor under the funny tree, and talked about the philosophy of the universe. Even the founder of the old world, Kigami, was attracted to him.

It starts with amazing and ends with funny. Jishen has a list, which lists all the men he can't get, and the name of the funny emperor is at the top of the list, ancient and modern, magnificent, and unbeatable.

What you can't get is the best, and what is easy to start is not worth cherishing, human nature. The same is true of God, and the base god also has his troubles. There are too many heirs, the believers are too pedantic, and some friends stand on the wall, like the red apricot on the branch, and want to go out of the wall. If the god of Ji Lao asks them one by one, he will be annoyed to death, so he has created two of the most outstanding works, to be precise, two Ji Lao, one is Billy, and the other is the Sea Spirit Shield, Billy is the sharpest spear, and the Sea Spirit Shield is the strongest shield. It's a pity that Billy and Hai Lingdun are not in harmony, and they fight openly and secretly, which hurts the heart of the god, but it is all expected by God.

"Billy. Kishin said sadly.

"My teacher, my friend, my lord, why do you sigh. Billy asked. There's a calming magic in his voice.

Hai Lingdun was also with him, and did not answer. It was Billy who asked about him, and he couldn't speak, and at the same time, he also wanted to hear what Billy had and whether he could help him.

When it comes to sycophancy, I'm nowhere near as good as Billy. Sea Spirit Shield Heart Dao. He also has self-knowledge, otherwise he would not have become the right-hand man of the god of the base, and he would be on an equal footing with Billy.

"Billy, I've been restless lately. The Funny Emperor has not seen him for many days, and he misses it very much. Can you find him for me? Ki Shinto.

"It's easy to hear. Billy said, "But I have found the Emperor, and you want to keep him for as long as you want." My teacher, you and I both know that the heart of the funny emperor is not in the divine realm, there is a funny place there is him, he is the wind, starting from the end of Qingping, flying to the end of the world, living in no fixed place, freer than my teacher. ”

"Hmph, I thought you were going to say something, it's all nonsense. "Billy, let's make a pact in front of the gods." Let's see who can find the Funny Emperor first. ”

"How about the winner, how about the loser. "Billy Road.

"The winner is free to call on the loser for a hundred years. "Sea Spirit Shield.

"Feel free to do it. Billy asked.

"Hmm. "Sea Spirit Shield.

"Including the use of each other's bodies. Billy added, "Like the Armstrong Boom Cannon, and then like the Local Flower." ”

"Not bad. "Sea Spirit Shield. He was very confident, because he had a treasure on him, a treasure given to him by the Funny Emperor, and with this treasure, it was a matter of minutes to find the Emperor, and it was not a difficult task. Because of his reliance, Hai Lingdun is full of confidence.

"You two are here again. The god of Ji Lao sighed and said, "Why can't my two best works get along with love, it's nerve-wracking." You must not harm each other's lives. ”

"Hmm. ”

"Good. ”

Under the witness of the god of Kilao, Billy and the Sea Spirit Shield reached an agreement, the oath has been established, and the next step is to take action to take advantage of the other party's arrogance.

Brush!

Billy and the Sea Spirit Shield swept away and fled away from the temple. And the god of Ji Lao looked melancholy, "Those who know my heart, go and do not return, and those who do not know me say what I want." Helpless. ”

A lifetime of helplessness, the temple reverberated with thousands of sound waves, its sound was sonorous, like an ice spring gargle, golden sound and jade vibrating. Suddenly, a person suddenly appeared, his face was clear, his breath was cold, and as soon as he stepped into the temple, he had already set his sights on the god. "My friend. "Come humane.

"Oh, it's you. Dog with the Emperor!" Ji Shen opened his eyes and said immediately. "We haven't seen each other in years. ”

"It's better not to see each other than to see each other, and goodbye is helpless. "The dog takes the emperor and says. "Kishen, I brought what you wanted. ”

"What do I want?" Kishin said, "do you really know what I need." ”

"You can see it at a glance. "The dog takes the emperor and says.

Call.

The dog belt emperor made a sword with his sleeve, and waved it on the ground, and the sword qi rushed out when he landed, but there was no murderous aura, and there was a thing in the sword qi that exuded a strong dead aura, which was very ominous.

Brush. Ji Shen's gaze ran through the 30,000 sword qi, looking directly at the thing surrounded by dead qi, "Ah, it's him!" Ji Shen's face, which had not changed for thousands of years, was also a little more panicked. "How so, who hurt him. My former dearest. ”

"Hehe, your former love. The Dog Belt Emperor sneered, "What is in the past is abandoned, and what is in front of you is worth cherishing." Look ahead, even the gods of the old realm can't save him. ”

But the old god didn't listen to what the Dog Belt Emperor was saying, his heart hung up, and his thoughts were all on the person who was surrounded by death. "Beloved, my beloved, why did you leave me back then, when we met again, you were still so beautiful, it made my heart move. Before the words fell, the base god slapped out a palm silently, and above the temple, a sad breath surged up, sweeping the ten directions, cleansing the four together, and the dead air had been washed away.

"My love. Kishen said angrily, "I will avenge you." The Dog Belt Emperor, where did you find him? ”

"He's lifeless, and there's nothing you can do. The dog led the emperor and said, "I brought him with no good intentions." You know that, my friend!"

"I know, you brought him to fight me. Very good, you did it, you succeeded, I'm sad now. Ki Shinto. "So you can leave. ”

"What a merciless god. "I have done a lot for you, and I have never been rewarded accordingly." ”

"Don't ask God. "Ki Lao's Shinto.

"I just can't get used to your arrogance. "The dog takes the emperor and says.

"For I am God, the Creator of the Old Realm. The end of the faith of countless Ji Lao. Ki Shinto.

"Let me say you're the source of arrogance. The dog took the emperor to say, he made a move to "ask the sky to be invincible", and when he landed, the temple was full of the resentment of a single dog, bang bang, the temple pillar exploded, and the dome collapsed.

The god of the base was unmoved, he covered the person hanging in front of the throne with his sleeve, and said: "The Emperor of the Dog Belt, you have entered the path of the devil because of love and hatred, and you can no longer be with me, pitiful." ”

After a pitiful cry, the base god grew up, and every hair was like a golden thread, fixing the collapsed pillars, domes, shrines, treasure boxes, and ground. The temple was restored to its original state. The Dog Belt Emperor said angrily: "Ji Shen, you have succeeded in provoking me. You will pay a price, a heavy price. ”

"I am God. "Ji Lao's divine way, "No matter how high your cultivation is, you will be called the emperor for eternity, and you are also a human!"

"What about God, you also have feelings, love, feelings. Keep your own feelings, and you will be in vain as a god. "The dog takes the emperor and says. He stepped out, and the waves of qi suddenly opened, swinging forward, booming, countless spaces shattered, and the void was shattered. "If I can't get you, I'll destroy you. "The dog led the emperor to hate. "As you said, no matter how high my cultivation is, there are people who can't get it, and even if I become the emperor, I won't be happy. Inujin Fang. The dog belt emperor roared, bang, the cold light burst out, swept 90,000 miles, a dog tooth appeared, its bend like the moon, flashing with a palpitating luster, it is the dog with the emperor's imperial soldiers.

The emperor's soldiers came out, and the temple was destroyed. There is no longer any obstacle between the god and the emperor, and the sleeve of the god of the old man still covers the former beloved, and he does not want him to be hurt again. "Dog with the Emperor, are you serious? ”

"You see I'm joking. The Dog Belt Emperor said indifferently. "I was hurt so deeply by you, I still can't forget you. Search countless worlds just to find you. ”

"Obsession, man's obsession with God is terrible. "Ki Lao's Shinto.

Even if the dog took the emperor to sacrifice the strongest emperor soldier dog god tooth, the base god still had an arrogant attitude, "Dog, have you ever thought about why you are not popular?"

"The emperor doesn't need love, I just need love. If you don't, you will be rewarded, if not, I will take the initiative to get it back, tenfold, hundredfold, thousand!" I know that you have loved a man deeply, and you have brought him over after a lot of hardship, just to make you happy. But what about you, you didn't say anything, and you still laughed at me. If the Funny Emperor is here, I'm afraid you will put on a different face, O hypocritical god, today I will make you kneel under the throne and listen to my philosophy!"

Boom!

The canine god tooth let out a long roar, like a dragon's roar, like a tiger's roar, and the heavens shook. The dog-belt emperor's eyes opened and closed, and tens of thousands of years of single dogs burst out in anger, like a terrifying wave dancing, causing the void to burst, and hundreds of miles of the basic sacred domain collapsed.

Ji Shen said in his heart, oops, I can't afford to provoke him, the cultivation of the Dog Belt Emperor is not the top among several ancient and modern emperors, but he will not be easily led by the dog, and no one can destroy him. How to deal with it? Kill it, or keep it as a watchdog? "I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm immortal, I'm not diminished. "The base god's sleeves shook, sending out a ball of divine light, scorching its brilliance, illuminating the art for thousands of miles.

The Dog Belt Emperor saw it really clearly, and what the base god released was the divine soldier of the old world, the treasure of the town hall, and the overlord of Beiji!

"Overlord Beji" is a giant tripod, and the base god relies on it to refine how many fierce things, powers, and even emperors and saints. Eight thousand years ago, the Dog Belt Emperor had personally seen the god of Ji Lao take out the "Overlord Beji" and kill a new emperor. The shock is still unforgettable. "Hahaha, Kijin, do you want to kill me with Overlord Beki. The Dog Belt Emperor said bitterly.

"Friend, what do you say? "The long sleeves of the base god were thrown out, like a long rainbow bursting, when a sound, the giant tripod was split, and when it landed, the sound of the ding was great, and the terrifying energy storm swept away the eight wildernesses. The base god jumped up and stood on the edge of the giant ding, his eyes were indifferent, how could there be any residual feelings, and he had drawn a clear line with the dog belt emperor.

"Ten thousand years of love, passing by the clouds. I, the person with a spare tire, can't get into your eyes after all. The dog belt emperor said sadly, he took the dog god tooth in his right hand, and the emperor soldier started it, and he felt better.

"Why are we in opposition? Kishin said, "Don't you have the slightest responsibility to put everything on me, are you so noble?" I let you make a spare tire for tens of thousands of years, why don't you know how to be grateful. You know how many people in the old world are willing to stand by my side, and I didn't even give them the opportunity to meet. People, after all, are still too greedy. Even if it is a proof of the emperor's way, it is still the same. ”

"Your face is thicker than the Sanctuary, and I have nothing to say. "The dog takes the emperor and says. "They all blame me, the dog's eyes don't know people, and they love you for so long. Whoever complains. ”

"Is this your enlightenment? The god of the base made a loud bang, shattering the endless void and running through a radius of thousands of miles. "What doesn't exist, what makes the person I treat wholeheartedly don't exist. I am the only one, the only one in the old world, immortal. ”

Boom, the overlord Bijiding slammed forward, and hundreds of thousands of qi were thrown and danced, sweeping away the fragrance of a single dog. "Dog with the Emperor, come on, let me see what you can do. Ki Shen said proudly. He had already hidden the dying man in his sleeve, not wanting him to suffer any more harm. What better place to be safer than in his sleeve?

Bang! Bang! Between the hands of the Dog and the Great Emperor, two red clouds exploded, sweeping thousands of miles in an instant, shattering 70,000 base qi. "Jishen, no matter how conceited you are, you have to kneel at the feet of this emperor. The Dog Emperor broke open the canine god's teeth and went forward.

"If you don't have any basis for your words, let's use (silence) to fight the victory. Ki Shen said disdainfully. He waved his left palm, his five fingers spread, like five divine swords, the sword qi burst out, like a dragon soaring and a tiger leaping, the divine power was mighty, and countless creatures crawled in the dust, praying for God's mercy.

Brush!

The dog led the emperor to pass by, I don't know how many spaces he passed through, and how many towering palaces were condensed by the base qi. He has only one purpose, to capture the base god, make him convinced, and be willing to be his best friend, or the only best friend. "Tens of thousands of years of singleness, Bendi is also fed up with this unfortunate life. Everyone is avoiding me, what can I do, I'm so desperate. The dog took the emperor and said secretly.

On the ground, thirty sword qi slashed, each sword qi was 129,000 miles long, the sword light shone on the holy realm, and there were countless sighs from Ji Lao, "Kneel, kneel, accept the blessing of the base god." ”

"The base god can bring happiness to the men. ”

"Where the base god is, it is the place where the soul is haunted. ”

"When we wait for eternal life, Ji Ji is 3,000 feet. ”

"Get on your knees!"

"Get on your knees!"

The divine power is as vast as the sea, the sighs of the Zhuji sweep back and forth, and there are thirty sword qi slashing and slashing, opening and closing, and the dog and the emperor take care of one or the other, some embarrassed, and more angry. "Jishen, you want to cross the Emperor. It's funny. ”

"How do you know if you don't try it. God is not omniscient. The god of the old man smiled. He spun his body up, and the huge divine tripod whirled with him, brushing, brushing, brushing! The base light burst out, centrifugal and thrown away, as if it was a galaxy surging.

"Wang!" the Dog Belt Emperor roared, also furious. "Go, my Imperial Soldier. "The dog took the emperor to sacrifice the canine god teeth, and suddenly, the emperor's coercion was condensed, clicking, the void was stacked, and it was swirling and shattering.

Collapse, collapse, collapse, collapse......

The thirty-three sword qi all exploded, but the emperor's soldiers, the canine god fangs.

But the "Overlord Beji" of the god is the god of the gods, even if he is on the dog god's tooth, he will not fall behind. "It's difficult to cross, and the emperor is very human, especially a bachelor like the dog with the emperor, who is even more resentful. It is difficult to count the divine power and foundation I have spent. Kishin mused.

"I really don't want to compare myself with you, Emperor Dog. Why can't you be a beautiful man quietly, and be my spare tire by the way. It's good for everyone. The god of the old man sighed. Hum, he exerted force under his feet, and the overlord Bejiding rushed forward again, and the qi waves burst out thousands of feet high, and the base qi swept across the four realms. 17010