Chapter 34: Husband, We Can Have Monkeys!
"Shut up and be quiet!" Ji Hanyu pushed open the door and said in a deep voice, looking at his son and younger brother with a fierce face......
The ancestor inside had slept well, but he had been woken up by these two goods, and tonight was destined to be a sleepless night.
Ji Bao and Ji Yiyi suddenly stood on the same front.
Ji Baobao's little head kept looking into the room, and then glared at Ji Hanyu viciously, "Baba, did you take the woman home for the night?" ”
Ji Hanyu: "Got an opinion? ”
So, that's it.
Ji Baby is about to cry, of course he has an opinion, he is about to become a little cabbage that no one loves and no one hurts.
Ji Baobao pursed her little mouth, tears rolling in her eyes, "You said that a man can't take a strange woman home for the night, you are a liar." ”
Ji Hanyu, "She's not a strange woman. ”
Ji Baobao, "You also said that women who go home with men casually are too casual, or unbelievable." ”
Ji Hanyu: "She is not a casual woman. ”
Ji Baobao, "Lie paper, cheat paper, she went home with you for the night, isn't it casual?" ”
Ji Hanyu: "I took the initiative to take her home." ”
Ji Baobao, "Lie paper, cheat paper, cheat paper, that is, that is, you are a casual bad man." ”
Ji Hanyu: "......"
Ji Baobao's eyes were red, tears were about to fall from his eyes, and he looked pitiful, "What are you doing in the nest?" It's you who said it yourself, a man who takes a woman home for the night is not a good man, you are a scumbag. ”
Ji Hanyu, whose braincase was pounding suddenly: "......"
Ji Yiyi watched his own brother eat in front of his son, and his heart was secretly refreshed, these words were all words taught to him by his brother, the feudal patriarch.
Now that my brother has been taught a lesson by his own son, this must be a great taste!
"Funny?" Ji Hanyu swept over with an eye knife, and the smile that Ji Yiyi was about to show immediately froze on his face, and the handsome face that was smiling like a flower immediately turned into an expression that was about to be constipated.
Ji Yiyi stiffened his face and shook his head vigorously, "It's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny at all!" ”
It's really uncomfortable to hold back a smile, and if someone asks him what is the most uncomfortable thing in the world, he will definitely not answer like before - under the power of his brother, he can't sleep with a woman casually, but answer - hold back a smile.
Seeing that his son was still glaring at him like a small bull, Ji Hanyu said expressionlessly, "Then you will treat me as a bad man!" ”
As soon as these words fell, Ji Baobao's tears fell one by one like pearls with broken threads, and he smashed his most beloved rancidity directly at Ji Hanyu, "Lie to paper, lie to paper, don't believe you anymore!" ”
"Ji Beiting, you come back for me!" Ji Hanyu looked at his son who ran away angrily and had a headache.
In response to him, there was the earth-shattering sound of the door closing of Ji Baby.
Then he turned to Ji Yiyi and said, "You go and look at him and tell him that if he is not angry, he can drink two more bottles of yogurt tonight." ”
Ji Yiyi: "......"
What a bonus!
"Brother, you know that Xiao Beiting has a sensitive personality......."
"Sooner or later, he has to accept it, and he has to accept it." Ji Hanyu dropped these words and entered the bedroom, there was an ancestor inside.
Sooner or later, it has to be accepted, and it must be accepted!
it, his brother is ......
The little sister-in-law is really still the little sister-in-law!
"Husband, I've washed the incense, we can give birth to monkeys."
Ps:
Hahahaha, hand over the ticket, and see the monkey in the next chapter!