"She is worthy of being the first beauty of the third sister, and she looks so beautiful when she blushes. Yang Yu sat up from the ground, looking at Qu Shui who chased out with a puzzled face, and Chang'e's back that looked angry, and the corners of his mouth were raised high.

"Brother Yang Yu, what is this mystery, why did Sister Chang'e get angry after hearing it?"

Qu Shui came to Yang Yu's side and asked with a very curious face.

"Well, it's not really anything special, you'll understand when you grow up. ”

Yang Yu smiled and waved his hand, and did not tell Qu Shui the meaning of the riddle, he didn't want to make the pure Qu Shui dirty in order to tease Qu Shui.

"Tell me, people are curious. Qu Shui looked at Yang Yu, his face full of curiosity.

"It's nothing, it's just a spiritual treasure like this, which many men have, very ordinary. Yang Yu shook his head and said with a smile.

"Is it ordinary?" Qu Shui asked with a frown.

"Of course, the spiritual treasure that almost every boy has, how can it not be ordinary. Yang Yu said with a smile.

"Do you have all the boys?" Qu Shui looked at Yang Yu, his eyes even more puzzled.

"You don't have to think about anything, this thing, let alone boys, almost all men have it, and teachers are no exception. Yang Yu nodded and said.

"Does the teacher have it too?" Qu Shui's eyes suddenly lit up, and his eyes were full of shock.

"Of course, this thing is so ordinary. Yang Yu nodded, the smile on his face was very indifferent.

"Oh, then I don't need to ask, anyway, it's useless to ask such an ordinary thing, I would have liked to find a stick like this to pick something. Qu Shui shook his head, and after listening to Yang Yu's explanation, he was relieved, and did not continue to dwell on it.

"Ahem......" However, Yang Yu listened to Qu Shui's last sentence and almost choked to death with saliva.

However, after Yang Yu was fooled, the pure Qu Shui didn't care about these things anymore, and followed Yang Yu up and down.

Back in the Tushi Palace, Yang Yu and Qu Shui played chess for a while, and then they were temporarily separated, Yang Yu found Qingniu and began to tease this "uncle" again.

Qu Shui walked to the palace where Taishang Laojun was alone, and kept looking down and thinking about something.

"Qu Shui, Yang Yu is also back, right?" Taishang Laojun saw Qu Shui walk in. Asked with a smile.

"Well, we just finished playing chess, and he couldn't play me, so he went to find Uncle Niu. Qu Shui nodded and said,

"Eh, shouldn't you let go of the rope of the green cow, otherwise you will always be teased by this Yang Yu, and it won't work. Taishang Laojun stopped Qu Shui's words, his face suddenly darkened, he had already thought of what Yang Yu wanted to do.

"Moo-moo!" Sure enough, not long after Qu Shui came to him, the angry cow roar of the green cow rang out.

"That's it, in a few days, let Qingniu take it with him in peace, and don't tie him up. Taishang Laojun listened to the roar of the cow and shook his head helplessly.

"Master, I have a question for you. Qu Shui, who was contemplative on the side, also came back to his senses because of the roar of the cow, and looked up at Taishang Laojun.

"What's the matter?" Taishang Laojun nodded.

"Just now, Brother Yang Yu and I went to Guanghan Palace, and he gave Sister Chang'e three puzzles with the same answers, and I couldn't figure out what it was. Qu Shui spoke, his face full of doubt.

However, if Yang Yu is also here now, he will definitely pull Qushui and run.

"Tell me, there are still such difficult puzzles?" said Taishang Laojun with a smile,

"That's the ......" Qu Shui opened his mouth and said all three puzzles without falling a word.

"And a stick like this? I've never heard of it. Taishang Laojun raised his eyebrows and said in surprise,

"Brother Yang Yu said that almost all boys have this stick, and you are no exception, master. Qu Shui spoke again and added.

"Oh?" Taishang Laojun raised his eyebrows and began to ponder.

However, within half a minute, Taishang Laojun stood up and walked to the place where the green cow was with a dark face.

"Teacher?" Yang Yu, who was looking at the angry Qingniu grinning, saw Taishang Laojun coming over and said with a smile.

"Yang Yu, come here. Taishang Laojun's face was dark, and he beckoned to Yang Yu.

"Eh, is there something wrong with the teacher?" Yang Yu looked at Taishang Laojun, his heart jumped, and he began to retreat step by step.

"I heard that you just came up with three riddles in the Guanghan Palace, why don't you tell them to the teacher?"

Taishang Laojun looked at Yang Yu and beckoned with a smile.

"Forehead......" Yang Yu looked at Taishang Laojun, with no smile at all, he didn't think about anything, and directly controlled the spell and began to escape.

"Run, if I don't let your ass bloom today, I won't be Taishang Laojun!" Taishang Laojun's angry voice sounded behind Yang Yu, making Yang Yu's face become very "miserable".

Two minutes later, in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, Yang Yu, who was hiding behind Nezha, was brought out by the Taishang Laojun who suddenly appeared, and directly sealed all of Yang Yu's cultivation.

"Master, don't hit people in the face, no, beating people is not advocated, can we do oral education?"

Yang Yu's face changed greatly, looking at the strange-looking immortals around him, his face was suddenly more ugly than eating bitter gourd.

"Oral education? Today, Lao Tzu is going to beat you!"

Taishang Laojun didn't care about the people next to him at all, and directly imprisoned Yang Yu Gonghe in the air, and ripped off Yang Yu's pants, revealing two white flowers.

"Don't, don't spank, I still have to sit while I'm practicing. Yang Yu hurriedly blocked his buttocks with his hands, and said with a very helpless face.

"Tomorrow is the Immortal Conference, so you don't need to sit. Taishang Laojun spoke, and after imprisoning Yang Yu's hands to the side, he directly took out a ruler.

"Damn, Nezha, hurry up and save me, suppress this stinky old man, otherwise your brother and my ass will bloom," Yang Yu looked at Nezha on the side, and hurriedly spoke, the expression on his face was extremely rich.

“......”

Nezha looked at Yang Yu, and after throwing Yang Yu a helpless look, he took two steps back.

"Smack!"

Without waiting for Yang Yu to ask for help again, there was an extra red mark on Yang Yu's buttocks.

"Hey, hey!" Yang Yu's face suddenly changed, and the eight or nine Xuangong was sealed, which was a solid beating by Taishang Laojun.

"Tai Bai Xing, you usually call yourself my best brother, hurry up and suppress this stinky old man, otherwise my ass will really bloom!"

Yang Yu looked at the other person, it was Tai Bai Xing who was wearing a Taoist robe.

"Smack!"

"Stinky old man, ha, let's talk about stinky old man!" another ring ruler was laid, which made Yang Yu cry out sadly.

Three minutes later, Yang Yu was put down, but he couldn't stand up, and the cultivation was not unraveled, and the pain on Yang Yu's buttocks made Yang Yu lie on the ground.

[Ahem, for this fat beating, shouldn't I give some reward?]