Xiao Beiting began to count with his little finger, and found that one finger was not enough, so he counted with both hands.

"The third uncle used the "beautiful man plan", "bitter meat plan", "separation plan", "want to capture the old longitudinal record", "let the tiger return to the mountain", "golden cicada shell story" and so on...... I finally escaped. ”

Ji Yiyi: "......"

How did he not know that he used so many ???

It turns out that in the little baby's heart, he is so smart!!

"It turns out that our baby is so powerful, and he actually knows so much."

"Of course the nest is powerful, the nest is more powerful than the nest!"

Ji Hanyu: "......"

What about the face?

Xiao Beiting continued to count, "Moreover, the third uncle also tried his best to tease the nurses and sisters in the hospital, and kept squeezing their eyebrows and eyeballing (throwing flattering eyes) to buy poor children...... Anyway, there's a lot more! ”

Ji Yiyi: "......"

"Ouch, brother, don't look at me like that, the doctor said I could be discharged."

"Brother, don't listen to Xiao Beiting's nonsense, it's obvious that those little nurses came to seduce me."

Seeing Ji Hanyu's face getting darker and darker, Ji Yi complained bitterly for a long time.

"Brother, that hospital is really not a place to endure, don't talk about the bad smell, it's those little nurses, I can't resist it, they like to come to my ward every day to prick me with needles, if I don't come back, I'll die!"

Ji Hanyu snorted coldly, "Do you think it will be better for you to come back?" Since you don't like hospitals, let's go to Xiao Bei. ”

Ji Yiyi: "......"

Is it too late to regret it now?

Ji Yiyi hurriedly changed the topic and said, "Brother, why is that woman Bai Youran here again?" But that's it, it's really embarrassing, it's cleaned up by the little sister-in-law, I don't see it, the little sister-in-law is so jealous. ”

That Bai Youran actually dared to covet his brother, it was simply, the toad wanted to eat swan meat!

He had long wanted to clean her up, so last time he deliberately let Bai Youran come in and wanted to pamper her, but he didn't expect that before he could do anything, Bai Youran was actually tied up in the swimming pool by his sister-in-law for one night.

However, he still miscalculated a little, he didn't expect Bai Youran to be such a thief, and he actually put an avocative medicine in his sister-in-law's diary.

But fortunately, the sister-in-law is back, and Bai Youran can be regarded as having fulfilled his brother by mistake and gave his brother a good night.

Ji Hanyu raised his eyebrows and looked at Ji Yiyi, "The vinegar is strong, isn't it?" ”

Ji Yiyi: "...... Hahahaha, good, good, of course. ”

What a fart?

If his girlfriend is too jealous, two words, break up!

But no matter how he looks at it, his brother is very happy and happy.

His brother's world, they mortals don't understand!

In the evening, Bai Haoxue was telling a story to Xiao Beiting, and after a story was told, the little guy was still in good spirits.

Bai Haoxue said curiously, "Baby, how did your father tell you stories before?" ”

"That's right, young lady, I'll give you an example."

Xiao Beiting immediately sat down, and then learned the tone and expression of Ji Hanyu when he told him the story, "One day, Shiitake was walking on the road and was hit by an orange, and Shiitake said that he didn't have long eyes when he walked!" Die, and then the orange is dead! ”

"Why?"

"Little sister, you asked this question well, Wo asked Wo Ba at the time."

"And what's wrong with your dad?" Bai Haoxue became more and more curious.

Xiao Beiting learned Ji Hanyu's expression and tone again, and said indifferently, "The fungus wants the orange to die, and the orange has to die." ”

Bai Haoxue: "......"

It turns out that the story told by Ji Hanyu is such a cold joke!

Ji Hanyu's iceberg face, a serious cold joke.

This picture, Bai Haoxue wants to see it in person.

When Ji Hanyu came out of the bathroom, Bai Haoxue beckoned, looking at him with bright eyes.

Ji Hanyu walked over.

Bai Haoxue said excitedly, "Ji Hanyu, my baby and I have insomnia tonight, you can tell us a story, I heard that your storytelling is very magical, and you can fall asleep as soon as you tell it." ”

Ji Hanyu: "......"