Chapter 1411: Wake Up (1st Update)
The quilt was messily piled up in the corner of the bed, and the pillow had already flown to the floor, I don't know if it was kicked out, and it was quite far from the bed.
Yexi was lying on her side with her left arm pressed against her head and her head resting on her empty head, her own head buried in the empty neck socket.
Empty pillowed Yexi's arm, raised his hand to the sky, the standard little baby sleeping position, and the head of Cangzhi on his belly.
Cangzhi pillowed her empty stomach, holding her empty thigh with one hand, and Yexi's right hand with the other, her stomach and legs pressed against Yexi's two long legs.
The two men standing outside the inner door were silent, was this practicing some kind of mysterious exercise?
It's really hard for Yexi's waist to twist, is that the angle that a living person can make?
Seeing that their faces were ruddy and their breathing was long, the two silently withdrew.
It feels like people are a world, pink, with bubbles, and they go in and kill.
Xiao Baobao said: "Let Xiao Er prepare, they must be very hungry when they wake up." β
Jin Feng nodded, thinking of something: "What do Cangzhi eat?" β
The two of them are easy to say, flesh and meat, but what about the witch? Drink dew?
Xiao Baobao was stunned, he and Cangzhi have known each other for so many years, and they really don't know what the witch eats, the key is that he has never seen Cangzhi eat.
You can't just drink water.
Jin Feng was disdainful: "Then I'll ask Xiao Er to prepare some vegetarian and fragrant ones." β
Xiao Baobao feigned anger: "You have a good scar, don't you, dare to laugh at your senior brother." β
When it comes to the old things, Jin Feng has no waves.
Slanted a glance: "I am worthy of my self-question." β
It's just blind.
It is precisely because he paid sincerely and paid wrongly, but he did not deceive, and he did not kill indiscriminately, and after being ashamed, he was still a clear little man.
Besides, the body and mind are clean!
Very clean!
Xiao Baobao also thought of this, and couldn't help but rejoice for him: "Thanks to those two wooden figures, you can't do anything, otherwise you will really double cultivate, and you will be so tired that you will fall into demons." β
Jin Feng was also scared, annoyed: "What's the matter-"
Xiao Baobao patted him on the shoulder: "I don't blame you." You and Xiao Er have never experienced a relationship, and those two 'women' are imagined by everyone specifically to keep you, what you like they will become, isn't it perfect in your eyes? You have little experience, no wonder you are trapped. β
Jin Feng took a deep breath, no, he and Xiao Er both felt that they were so lucky to meet the perfect lover.
Now that I think about it, the more perfect it is, the more unbearable it is.
"We remember."
Remember this lesson, and walk around when you see a woman in the future!
"Don't overdo it." Xiao Baobao saw his thoughts and laughed: "If you want me to say, you should have more contact with women, and if you have more contact, you will naturally not be gullible." β
Suddenly, he came to talk about it: "I miss your senior brother and I were also a person with many Yingyan in the backyard of Sleeping Flowers and Willows, and the woman's means - tsk, come on, let's go find Xiao Er, and teach you a lesson while preparing." I've always thought you were small, and you didn't think about taking this lesson. By the way, let's start with the recent incident of the chef. β
Jin Feng didn't know this yet, and when he heard it, he said, "What did the cook girl do?" β
"Hehe, what you can't think of anymore, find Xiao Er to talk about it together, so that he can refresh his shameless cognition of his ancestors."
As long as he thinks that Leng Hagi is an old witch, and he is like this, Xiao Baobao still can't stop growing white hair.
The three of them slept together until they were aroused by the peculiar aroma of food, gurgling and their stomachs thundering.
Yexi sat up, and the two people who were overturned also got up slowly, rubbing their eyes sluggishly.
The aroma is getting stronger, it's the taste of the freshest steak, she's hungry, she's hungry, she's hungry so hungry that she wants to eat people.
As soon as his arm was propped up, he was about to jump out of bed, and his back was hugged.
"Night Creek, woo..."
It's a cangzhi.
I could feel the contours of my soft cheeks and soft body, and Yexi inexplicably thought of the king who was entangled by the demon concubine, uh, did I have an early dynasty or not?
Tsk, I didn't expect Cangzhi to have such a passionate side.
With a twist of her body, the demon concubine fell into the king's arms, a pair of snow-white arms climbed up, and two fiery red lips fell on her chest... Ahem, overthinking.
In fact, Yexi turned around, and Cangzhi grabbed her shoulder, grabbed her hard, stared at her, as if she couldn't see enough, and then- wow wow cry.
It's not glamorous at all, it's not romantic.
The night stream is inexplicable, and it is empty.
Sora shrugged his shoulders and didn't understand, this is all safe, what are you crying about?
Cangzhi cried uncontrollably, and soon everyone ran in and crowded around the inner door.
Yexi patted her on the back: "Okay, okay, it's okay, don't cry, don't cry..."
Don't you really smell that there's a lot of food waiting for us to get in trouble right outside your door?
Cangzhi's crying became smaller, and it became choked, and his tearful eyes were full of guilt: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's all because of me, because of me, that thunder, that thunder is-"
Yexi smiled: "What should I do, I'm scared, it's okay, then Lei is a psychopath, come to me if you have something to do, I'm used to it, everyone knows it." β
thought, Cangzhi, the stupid child, must have been scared stupid, thinking that it was the thunder she had brought to the end of the incense case, and the child who didn't know the truth thought that it was his own trouble.
"It's really nothing, I'm familiar with Na Lei, and it has nothing to do with you."
Cangzhi shook his head and blushed eagerly: "No, it's not you, it's me, I recruited it." β
She thought that Yexi was comforting her, which one would be familiar with Tianlei, this was not a play house, and she was really almost dying.
"It's me, I pray to the ancestral god, ask the ancestral god to testify, that black thunder is the ancestral god's-"
Began to laugh, hearing what black thunder is of the ancestral god, Yexi was stunned.
"Who is the ancestral god? And what is Black Thunder? β
Everyone was also stunned, why is there still an inside story about this?
Cangzhi raised his hand and wiped away his tears.
Yexi frowned: "Let's freshen up first, and then sit down and talk." β
Sit at the dinner table, eat and drink, and talk again.
Xiao Er's cooking skills are getting better and better, and she doesn't want to listen to Cangzhi's stories.
Cangzhi looked down at herself, and then at Yexi and Kongkong, Yexi's clothes were all gray, barely mushy, and the empty sky was even more snow-white and her dress turned dark red.
Boom, tears came down again, more and more.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's all my fault..."
Yexi waved his hand and asked everyone to wait outside, especially to give Shi Xiaoer a look.
Shi Xiaoer's heel touched and obeyed.
The three of them felt that they were the closest people to each other, and they didn't avoid it, they soaked in the vat together, you rub it for me, I rub it for you, and after a while, the branches were giggling, and the night stream was empty.
Speaking of which, neither of them is a delicate person, such a cry has never been done, and they don't know how to comfort them, so they can only scratch the itchy flesh of the cangzhi.
Cangzhi is not a fragile person, everyone is safe, she opened her mouth to admit her mistakes, her heart gradually calmed down, she took a bubble bath, changed into new clothes, and was a beautiful and expressionless young lady.
Kongkong watched her comb her long hairβher hair grows as she cuts, and the three of them are all green like a waterfall at this momentβcurious, and asked, "Cangzhi, are all your clothes exactly the same?" β
The red dress, the black dress, and the small ties under the sleeves of the small butterfly are all exactly the same.
"Well, I don't like to waste time on dressing, I grew up with the same clothes."
It's just that the size is changing.
Empty in a daze, missing a very interesting girlfriend activity.
Yexi smiled, Cangzhi is a standard tech nerd, such a person, even online shopping will think that it is a waste of time.
"But, I like to play cosplay games. β