Section 136 - Trash talk

"Everyone, everyone, the former seniors are good, good!"

The tall young man clenched his fists a little awkwardly, perhaps nervously, and the gesture of clenching his fists was completely opposite, his left hand clenched into a fist, and his right hand was on top, as if he were saluting a dead man.

For the sake of the old grandmaster's face, no one cared, but they were all very surprised that this young man looked tall and handsome, and he was actually a stammer.

"Hundred Steps Divine Fist" Old Grandmaster He Xiangpeng said helplessly: "It's not easy to find such a suitable seedling, although people are a little stupid, they are still hardworking, don't laugh at old age." ”

His famous stunt "Hundred Steps Divine Fist" has strict qualifications, and not everyone can learn it, and it took him thirty years to find such a disciple who can inherit the mantle.

"Congratulations to Brother He!"

"Congratulations, if you don't work, you will definitely be able to carry forward the mantle of my brother. ”

The old man with the hair in the bun, Liu Ci and the others congratulated one after another, not caring at all about the clumsiness of this sect master's new disciple.

The "Hundred Steps Divine Fist" of the martial arts in Qianjiang Province is about to be lost, and it is not a secret in the Chinese martial arts world, and all martial arts families in the country have recommended young children to worship under Grandmaster He, but this is not a peerless study that ordinary people can learn, so that for a long time, Grandmaster He has been able to find an heir.

"Who is this?"

He Xiangpeng saw Li Bai standing in the pavilion, behind the six famous artists.

Taking advantage of the geographical advantage, Li Bai was not squeezed out by everyone and still stayed here, but the people present knew Grandmaster He, but there was only such a strange face.

Li Bai hugged his fists and said: "Under Li Bai, a psychiatrist at the Seventh People's Hospital and a member of the Anti-Feudal Superstition Association. ”

The previous identity of the psychiatrist of the Seventh People's Hospital was surprising enough, what the hell is the current anti-feudal superstition association?

Everyone's eyes converged, as if they were looking at the spies who had infiltrated our party, as if this thing was here to do something (and it was not wrong to think so).

"This little friend should also be regarded as a person in our martial arts, but he practices differently from others, he practices techniques!"

Shao Dongbo, a martial arts master who had planned to introduce Li Bai to the Martial Artists Association, broke the short silence, but the old gentleman also heard Li Bai's refusal.

"Oh, what kind of art are you practicing?"

"Hundred Steps Divine Fist" Old Grandmaster He unexpectedly became interested.

The theory that the word martial arts is split into "martial arts" and "arts" came out of Mr. Shao's mouth, and Li Bai himself said it, and the effect is completely different, which means that some people in the high-level martial arts community in Huxi City have gradually begun to accept this theory, at least it will not cause too many waves, and the vast majority of people will express curiosity.

"Wishing for the arts, hypnotism, magic, words, spells, all the techniques that borrow and direct external forces can be called arts. ”

Li Bai repeatedly reiterates the definition of art, which in a sense is discourse.

According to advertising theory, repeating it seven times can leave an impression.

Repetition is a kind of power, and a lie repeated a hundred times becomes the truth, which is the "Goebbels effect".

When someone is able to grasp all the principles of everything in the world, as long as they gently pluck the strings of rules, a storm will be triggered on the other side of the ocean, and there is no difference between people and gods at this moment.

However, although there is a theoretical possibility, the probability of mastering all the origins is based on the prime number as the denominator, infinitely close to 0, which is equivalent to the chaotic and disordered nebula accidentally condensed into a Ferrari 458.

There was a sudden silence.

"I see!"

Although he didn't know how to do it, Old Grandmaster He politely expressed his understanding.

There are all kinds of strange things in this world, and there is nothing unacceptable about the sudden emergence of a young man who claims to have mastered the "technique", not to mention that words like Zhu Youshu and hypnotism are not new terms, but no one has associated them with martial arts before this.

"It's just deviant, martial arts are martial arts, where did you come from, hypnotism, all of them are evil demons, and I'm embarrassed to compare them with Huaxia Guoshu fighting skills, Yiming, try his technique. ”

Surprisingly, there was a loud refutation in a rough voice, and not everyone in the scene was willing to accept this theory, and regarded it as a sideshow.

The strong reaction was made by Wu Jun, one of the six famous masters, Xiao Jiangnan had stood beside him before, trying to establish a good relationship, hoping that the other party would be able to say a word or two for the Yongling Martial Arts Gym in the martial arts world.

"Yes, Master!"

A short and stout young man wearing a black vest squeezed over from the crowd, hugged his fist at Li Bai, and said, "In Xia Xu Le, please teach your Excellency the technique." ”

Both the master and apprentice were short-tempered, and they started to do it if they didn't agree with each other, and the people in the pavilion immediately retreated, for fear of being affected by the pond fish.

"Hundred Steps Divine Fist" Old Grandmaster He surprisingly did not dissuade him, he and many people wanted to see what this "technique" was all about, even if it needed to be stopped halfway, it would not be too late to make a move when the time came.

Liu Ci and Shao Dongbo also did not stop it, in the eyes of the two, Wu Jun's apprentice's martial arts are not comparable to Xing Feng and Hu Chenmin, and the possibility of winning is very small, probably three rounds at most, and it will be known.

The turmoil caused by Li Bai's "technique" is getting bigger and bigger.

Xiao Jiangnan, who was standing in the crowd, had a wry smile on his face, and he finally got on the line with Wu Jun and everyone by practicing Baji and Chaquan together, but because of his relationship with Li Bai, most of his previous efforts were wasted.

At this time, Xiao Wei squeezed to her brother's side, biting her ear and whispering, after a while, Xiao Jiangnan's face showed surprise, what he had worked hard and planned to pay some price to do, he actually solved it gently and skillfully.

It's really not bright in the east, but it's bright in the west, even if Wu Jun doesn't speak, but with Mr. Shao's guarantee, the Yongling Martial Arts Gym is completely stable.

Xu Le, who was covered with healthy flesh here, posed as a tiger descending the mountain, while Li Bai on the other side casually picked his nails and said: "Have you watched "The Smurfs"? Do you know, I hated Gargamell very much when I was a child, not because he was a villain, but it was almost a hundred episodes, I didn't even catch a Smurf, and I also posted a Smurf sister, I was anxious for him, sometimes I think, Gargamel is here to catch the Smurfs, or to send the girl, the whole "Smurfs" The protagonist should be the Az cat, and when he meets Gargamel, a pig teammate, he really can't afford to hurt, alas, the cat is difficult to dismantle, even if Gargamel is replaced by a husky, it is estimated that it will have been a long time ago......"

The people outside the pavilion are almost lost, is this a duel?

How did you talk about The Smurfs?

This style of painting is wrong!

"No, you can't insult Gargamel, Az Cat is a pig teammate, without this stupid cat, Gargamel would have caught the Smurfs a long time ago. ”

What is surprising is that Xu Le actually picked up the stubble, and everyone fainted.

But something even more terrifying happened, the grumpy Wu Jun jumped into the pavilion, pointed at the apprentice and Li Bai and said loudly: "It's not right, this is a conspiracy between Gargamel and Papa Smurf, an evil deal, Gargamel can create Sister Blue, Papa Slam can also use magic to create Smurfs, there have been many Smurfs who have fallen into the hands of Gargamel, hunting games can make Smurfs more delicious, this is the main reason why Gargamel and Atz Cat are chasing after each other." ”

"No, Gargamel didn't catch the Smurfs, you're a subjective conspiracy theory!"

The apprentice seemed unconvinced and quarreled with the master.

"Lao Tzu eats more salt than you eat, you know a fart, there is no conspiracy to put dozens of episodes, you little young people are Too young, too simple Tucson broken." ”

Wu Jun pointed at his apprentice Xu Le's nose and roared.

Everyone was stunned, what the hell is wrong with this world?

For the sake of a cartoon watched by children, how can the master and apprentice quarrel like this?

Liu Ci, one of the six famous masters, wanted to open his mouth to stop the pair of masters and apprentices who were running away from the crooked building, but when his gaze swept over Li Bai, he suddenly froze, wait!

A flash of lightning flashed in his mind, and Liu Ci seemed to have grasped some kind of incredible truth.

This, how is this possible?

In front of everyone's eyes, Wu Jun and Xu Le, the master and apprentice, actually fell for each other's tricks unknowingly!

Sensing that someone was watching him, Li Bai nodded at Liu Ci and smiled.

The trash-talk tactics that are common in the NBA arena have played a role in turning decay into magic in his hands, and as for fighting, that is secondary.

The brain that was quarreled by the master and apprentice hurt straight, and the "Hundred Steps Divine Fist" Old Grandmaster He also noticed the abnormality, and said: "Okay, Brother Wu, don't fight for any more Smurfs, let's stop here!"

"Brother He, you come to comment on this theory, why is this dead child so naΓ―ve. ”

Wu Jun seemed to be still unsatisfied, he opened his mouth, suddenly felt that something was wrong, and finally came back to his senses, what happened to him, what kind of Smurfs are you talking about?

There was an eerie silence in the field, and the apprentice Xu Le touched his head, as if he didn't understand the situation.

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