Chapter 30: A Horrible Joke

"Your Highness's dragon body is important, Mingyue has just been injured, and she has an evil aura on her body, I'm afraid it will bring bad luck to Your Highness." Zhuang Mingyue argued obediently, with an innocent smile on her face.

Long Yuanxiu flicked his sleeves, as if he didn't intend to let her go, and beckoned to her to come over, but Zhuang Mingyue didn't plan to go over at all, and hesitated to retreat.

Long Yuanxiu was impatient, he went over and grabbed her sleeve, stared at her with deep eyes, and said, "Have you seen Lu Zihan's kid?" He presumably an impostor. ”

"Huh?" Zhuang Mingyue was undoubtedly surprised, but then resumed her expression and said: "This is really surprising, but Your Highness, is he a fake, this still needs to be investigated to make it clear, right?" ”

"Shut up!" Long Yuanxiu was annoyed, and he couldn't control his temper a little, "What do you know?" This kid looks like a fake, look at how the temple catches him and cleans him up! ”

"Your Highness is right, can you let Mingyue go back, Mingyue will fan you when she is cleaned up." Zhuang Mingyue lowered her eyes, looking well-behaved and sensible, "Although Mingyue can't help Your Highness catch Lu Zihan, she also wants to help Your Highness fan and clean up decently to make you comfortable." ”

Long Yuanxiu's eyes flashed with a hint of hesitation, and then he smiled again: "Then you go!" ”

As soon as Zhuang Mingyue returned to the boudoir, she saw a black figure sitting on the edge of the table, which frightened Zhuang Mingyue subconsciously wanted to escape, after all, she was almost killed by the black-clothed man Xia Lan with a knife the first two times.

"Wait a minute, Miss Zhuang." This time, it turned out to be a male voice. No way? Only a few hours later, Xia Lan actually learned the voice changer?

The man actually screamed again, and as soon as he stood up, his body was obviously much stronger than Xia Lan, it seemed that he was really a bad guy.

"Who is it?" Zhuang Mingyue felt a thrill in her heart, and subconsciously wanted to call someone over.

"It's me, Lu Zihan!" The black shadow moved over and weakly grabbed Zhuang Mingyue's sleeve, "Confidant, save me!" ”

Zhuang Mingyue frowned imperceptibly, and sighed: "Mingyue is just a weak woman, how can she save you?" ”

Lu Zihan shook his head and said earnestly: "No, you are a very important person in Your Highness, you will definitely be able to save me!" Confidant, don't shirk it! ”

"This ......" Zhuang Mingyue had no choice but to say: "Even if His Highness protects me, but he is such a ruthless law enforcer on the surface, do you think he will let go of a person who deceived him for the sake of a woman?" ”

Lu Zihan cried, sat on the ground and sighed, and kept sighing: "Confidant, if you don't save me, I'm really finished!" ”

"So, you mean you're a real fake?"

Hearing this question, Lu Zihan just sighed: "There is no way to prove it, so I have to let others comment on it." ”

Zhuang Mingyue was silent.

Silence, silence is Cambridge tonight......

Zhuang Mingyue understood everything silently, and her tone became a lot more kind. This is the same as losing your ID card in modern times, there is no way to prove it, and a few villains talk nonsense, and the white can also become black.

"Isn't there anything to prove it, look at the tea you brought, it doesn't look like a fake at all!"

Lu Zihan was silent.

"I'm sorry, the tea is bought from the deep mountains, and the contemptible people no longer sell tea, but concentrate on selling paintings for a living, and sell them wherever they go."

Zhuang Mingyue cried and said excitedly: "You mean to say that you don't know anything about the way of tea?" ”

"Yes!"

"You mean to say that the names of the tea leaves I said may be wrong, but you can't find out?"

Lu Zihan gave a thumbs up and praised: "It's really a confidant, smart!" ”

Zhuang Mingyue cried, thinking how awesome she was, it turned out that she was killed by a tea idiot, it was just self-deception......

Lu Zihan analyzed firmly: "Confidant, I think what you said is the Tao, it must be right!" Even if it's wrong, I won't tear it down, trust me! ”

Zhuang Mingyue is full of black lines, the premise of dismantling the stage is that you have to be awesome, obviously Lu Zihan is not......

Zhuang Mingyue looked at Lu Zihan's appearance, and also understood why he was suspected, wasn't it found out by Long Yuanxiu after selling tea? What's more, he also sells paintings, which is easier to find!

"That's it, it's okay......" Before he could finish speaking, there was a clanging sound of debris coming from the roof.

Lu Zihan's eyes widened in fright, pulled Zhuang Ming's sleeve, and said in a low voice: "Confidant, there is an enemy." ”

Zhuang Mingyue remained silent, whistled twice, and said, "Come down." ”

Xia Lan flew down, dressed in black again, sweating profusely, and most of her clothes were soaked.

At some point, it started to rain outside.

"Do you have dry clothes?" Xia Lan said as she began to take off her night clothes, which were wearing a golden short skirt that failed to hook up for the first time.

At this time, with damp skin, it looks sexy and seductive.

Lu Zihan couldn't help but look dumbfounded and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Na, the sobbing sound...... Seems a bit big.

Xia Lan swept over with a pair of big eyes like copper bells, and exclaimed, "Who! ”

Lu Zihan raised his hand and clenched his fists, and saluted: "Lu Zihan, the heir of the tea saint." ”

Zhuang Mingyue, who was looking for clothes, almost laughed when she heard this, she was really not ashamed, the merchant who sold the painting also said that he was the descendant of the tea saint?

When she looked up again and saw Lu Zihan staring at Xia Lan with a stunned look, Zhuang Mingyue stopped talking and silently opened the voyeur perspective.

"Zhuang Mingyue, clothes!" Xia Lan waited for a long time, felt a trace of coldness, and couldn't help scolding.

Zhuang Mingyue was just about to step forward, when a lightning bolt struck outside the door, and the inside of the house lit up in an instant, which was very terrifying.

Zhuang Mingyue's body trembled, and when she opened her eyes again, Lu Zihan had already fallen into Xia Lan's arms.

This...... Don't look at indecent things, don't look at indecent things!

Zhuang Mingyue silently handed the clothes to Xia Lan, Xia Lan was also a little angry, and scolded: "You are a man, can you have some ambition?" ”

Lu Zihan hurriedly retreated, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry for this girl, it's really, it's really an accident, please don't take it to heart, don't take it to heart......"

"Alright, alright, shut up." Xia Lan put on her clothes haphazardly, turned to Zhuang Mingyue and said, "When will the revolution succeed?" ”

Zhuang Mingyue thought for a while: "Tomorrow, tomorrow's revolution will be successful!" ”

Xia Lan got a definite answer and nodded with satisfaction. turned around and was about to leave, but was grabbed by Lu Zihan's sleeve.

Zhuang Mingyue's hands itched, why does this big man like to grab other people's sleeves so much?

"I'll make you a bowl of ginger tea, you'll catch a cold like this."

Xia Lan glanced at him strangely, shook her head and said, "No need, you still have to worry about yourself." ”

Zhuang Mingyue looked up at the sky, it was dark outside the window, and the fog gradually filled up.

When she woke up, it was the next day, and Zhuang Mingyue had finally begun her life of enslavement.

"Your Highness, aren't you cold?" Zhuang Mingyue shook the embroidered fan, shook it gently and leisurely behind Long Yuanxiu, and looked at the other compatriot who was fanning beside her, how could she not seem to feel tired of her hands?

"Shut up! It's noisy to the main hall! Long Yuanxiu patted the bamboo slip in his hand and scolded dissatisfied.

After a while, Long Yuanxiu said, "Make a cup of tea." ”

After a while, Long Yuanxiu said: "The main hall is tired, go out with the store." ”

Zhuang Mingyue was silent on the surface, but scolded him a hundred times in her heart! Isn't she only responsible for fanning? How did she become a girl at his beckon? It's really, insidious!

"The fog is a bit heavy today, and the main hall always feels that there will be fairies coming from it."

Zhuang Mingyue was absent-minded and replied, "Your Highness is right. ”

"You, go over."

Zhuang Mingyue subconsciously said as he walked his fingers over to the bluestone path between the two trees.

"You come from there towards the main hall, be slow and graceful, go quickly!"

"Huh?" Zhuang Mingyue was demented, what kind of operation is this.

But Zhuang Mingyue still did it, and people had to bow their heads under the eaves!

Walking slowly, Zhuang Mingyue still had a little confusion and ignorance on her face, looking simple and clear. The mist behind her covered half of her body, and in the mist, Long Yuanxiu felt that his heart slowed down a few beats.

Could this be a fairy sent by God?

Zhuang Mingyue looked at Long Yuanxiu's scrutinizing eyes, pouted a little dissatisfied, and then strode forward and said, "How is Your Highness?" Isn't it too tired? ”

"It's a little tired, why don't you tell a joke to the main hall?"

Zhuang Mingyue pursed her lips, thinking to herself, do you think the joke is easy? But he still had a dog-legged smile on his face: "Mingyue has no talent, it's better to ......"

"You don't want to talk about it?" Long Yuanxiu was angry, angry, and his eyes were full of dissatisfaction.

Zhuang Mingyue rolled her eyes, and she was in a hurry.

"One day, the mother went out to play with the child, and the child pointed to the wall and said, "Where are two people?" Mother looks around, but she can't see anyone, guess why? ”

"It turns out that there are eight words written on the wall, and everyone is responsible for protecting the environment."

Long Yuanxiu's face twitched, and he made a simple and powerful summary: "Your joke is really disgusting and not funny. ”

"His Royal Highness criticized that Mingyue will work hard next time."

Long Yuanxiu squinted his eyes and ordered: "In the future, there will be a joke every day, and there will be punishment if it is not funny." ”

Zhuang Mingyue was so angry that she couldn't speak, but then hurriedly asked, "Then Mingyue made His Highness laugh, is there a reward?" ”

Long Yuanxiu flicked his sleeves, walked straight forward, and threw a cold voice: "Look at the mood of the main hall!" ”

Damn, it's blatant unfairness!

Zhuang Mingyue was unwilling to catch up with Long Yuanxiu and continued to start her own fan career, this time, she thought of a wonderful and interesting joke again!