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Their reading speed is comparable to that of robots.

The speed of the hand was dazzling, jaw-dropping, and completely unclear.

It only took them a dozen seconds to finish reading a book.

In between, it also includes time to stretch, yawn, and look around at the scenery when you are not concentrating.

The administrators looked at each other, not knowing what to do with the situation in front of them.

One of them whispered, "Why don't you find a reason to test them?" If they can't answer, it proves that they are deliberately finding fault. ”

The other admins nodded, thinking it was a good suggestion.

So, ten minutes later, Ying Tu and the stubborn master were invited to the director's office.

Ying Tu's light purple cold eyes swept away, his eyebrows were full of displeasure, and he said, "What do you want to do?" ”

It's disgusting that this group of tiny human beings would dare to disturb his beautiful reading time.

He has not enjoyed the leisure days of eating, reading, and beating beans for thousands of years.

The stubborn master subconsciously grabbed Yingdi's arm and said, "I, I ......"

He was tempted to say, 'I'm afraid.'"

However, he was very worried that Ying Tu would beat him up when he was angry.

As the Great Elder of the Blood Clan, he must not lose his courage or be afraid in the face of human food!

In the office, four human staff members sit on the couch, lined up in turn.

They are a director, an assistant, and two librarians.

The director is a big official, of course, he has to stay in the last town, and he can't speak easily.

The two librarians were small soldiers who had not yet recovered from the shock.

They all refused to squeak and shook their heads like rattles.

I had no choice but to go out as an assistant.

The assistant stood up and said, "Two gentlemen, please be seated." ”

Ying Tu and the stubborn master sat down on the sofa opposite.

In front of them, there were two cups of freshly brewed Longjing tea.

The assistant was a little nervous and said, "Because the reading ability of the two gentlemen is very outstanding, we want to do a small test, and we hope that the two gentlemen can cooperate." ”

"Testing?" Win Tu continues to be unhappy.

What the hell is that?

Wasting his precious time.

The stubborn lord asked curiously, "Is there a prize?" ”

He has the impression that human beings always like to hold events with prizes.

If you win, you can take the prize home.

The assistant looked at the director in embarrassment and said, "Look at ......"

"Library, three-day unlimited reading card." The director raised his hand and said generously.

As long as he can solve the two troubles in front of him, he doesn't mind making an exception once.

The assistant immediately smiled and said, "Both gentlemen heard it." The reward for this test is a three-day unlimited reading card. ”

Ying Tu raised his eyebrows and said, "You mean you can watch it without registering?" ”

"Of course. But only if you pass the test. "If you don't pass the test, you'll have to walk around the police station.

The assistant covered his lips and smiled, and swallowed the second half of the sentence quietly.

Ying Tu thought for a moment and said, "Yes." ”

The stubborn lord likes to make games the most.

He raised his hands in agreement: "Win, we must pass the test and take the prize home." Twilight will definitely compliment us. ”

"Shut up." Sometimes, Ying Di really wants to close the mouth of the stubborn master.

…………

The rules of the test are simple.

A random book is selected from the list of books that Ying Tu and the stubborn master have read.

Admins look for a random page and choose questions at random.

Within half an hour, Ying Tu and the stubborn master were able to answer all the questions correctly, even if they passed the test.

For ordinary humans, the rules of this test have been perverted to the point of outrageousness.

There are more than 60 books on Yingdi's book list.

There are relatively few stubborn masters, more than fifty copies.

The book list of the two people combined, excluding the books they had borrowed together, was a total of nearly 100 books.

I want to answer all the questions correctly in so many books.

Its difficulty is tantamount to looking for a needle in a haystack, and the iron tree blossoms.

It is difficult to go to Shu and it is difficult to go to the sky.

…………

Inside the office, the four staff members glanced at each other and sneered secretly.

They believe that in less than ten minutes, these two people who deliberately find fault will be sent to the police station.

Soon, the tests began.

An administrator pulled up Yingdi's book list from the computer and said, "The Tao is very good, and the name is very ......."

"From the Spring and Autumn Period, Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching, Chapter 1." Ying Tu didn't wait for the administrator to finish speaking, and directly opened his mouth to answer.

How could his memory be desecrated by this group of humans?

The Administrator looked down and smiled and said, "No." My question is, how many punctuation marks are there in this chapter. ”

"......" won the black face in an instant, cold as frost.

Cunning humans!

Why don't you ask Lao Tzu what brand of brush he used when writing this chapter, and which pool of ink was in it?

The Administrator laughed and was about to declare the question a failure.

However, the stubborn lord slowly raised his hand and said, "Seventeen punctuation marks, right?" ”

The administrator was momentarily surprised.

She immediately looked it up at the computer and stammered, "Actually, right?" ”

"That's passed?" The stubborn lord narrowed his eyes happily.

Although, when he first heard the question, he was also flustered.

However, all it takes is to read that chapter and make a few punctuation marks.

Humans are still stupid.

If a human being asks Lao Tzu how many wives he has, and how many lovers each wife has, he will definitely not be able to answer.

On the sofa, the director looked dignified, coughed sullenly, and gave a warning.

What does it mean to 'steal chickens and eat rice'?

A typical example is here.

The administrator realized that the director didn't like this kind of play, so he had to correct his attitude and change his ways.

She wants to make the accumulation of quantity achieve a qualitative leap: "Please tell Lao Tzu's name, age, date of birth." By the way, let's talk about the specific life of the person. For example, does he like apples or pears, and when he gets married, does he use a sedan chair or a donkey......"

"......" This time, it was the turn of the recalcitrant master to have no voice.

He was amazed to find something.

It turns out that the transition from stupidity to wisdom in humans only requires a cough from that director.

What can I do?

The Administrator watched the minutes pass and urged, "Hurry up and answer?" ”

Ying Tu's light purple eyes drooped slightly, and a cool color flashed at the bottom of his pupils, and he said, "I didn't hear clearly." ”

"Then I'll repeat it again." The administrator said the problem again.

Ying Di waited until the administrator finished speaking, and then spoke again, "I didn't hear clearly. ”

There was a hint of impatience on the administrator's face.

She had a bad seizure in front of the director, and said, "Then I'll repeat it one last time." ”

However, Yingdi's answer was still a few words: "I don't hear clearly." ”

The Administrator's impatience exploded and said, "You're kidding me? ”

Ying Di raised his eyebrows slightly, his eyes were indifferent, and said, "You played me first." ”