Chapter 281: Oysters
The pavilion master of the Treading Wave Pavilion is quite legendary, no one knows his origin, no one knows the length of his rolling pin, and no one knows why he is still a /// man. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info A big old man like him, who has status, grace and good looks, is still single, which in itself is a strange story in the old world.
There were a large number of elders who loved the appearance of the pavilion master, and there were also high-quality small, medium, and old fresh meat lined up to confess to the pavilion master of the Wandering Pavilion, but he was very cold, and hurriedly glanced at the other party's Armstrong Boom Boom cannon, sneered, and rejected them.
However, one of the suitors of the pavilion master was particularly persistent, and he was defeated repeatedly, that is, the owner of the Purple Smoke Villa, and also the master of Jia Erha, the Purple Smoke Resident.
The purple smoke monk was originally a monk, who created his own light of picking flowers on the sun, and his martial arts talent was extremely high. "The sun shines on my purple smoke. He just listened to the layman, brushing and brushing, and the soft sunlight shuttled down on his Armstrong boom cannon. As he said, the rolling pin of the purple smoke monk is purple and dreamy.
The pavilion master who was sitting in the wine shop was stunned, and after a while, he said leisurely: "Purple smoke monk, that, your (muffled) jaw seems to be burned, and it smells burnt." I'm really worried about you. ā
The purple smoke monk said indifferently: "Nonsense, my rolling pin, mysterious and strong, just a bright light, how can it be baked." I have always believed that it is indomitable and invincible. Pavilion master, I have confessed to you many times, and I am willing to practice the law of double shame and prove the old road. Why did the pavilion master reject me, I am so sad. ā
The Pavilion Master of the Wave Pavilion drank a few sips of distilled water from the goblet, his gaze sharpened, brushing, he glanced at the Purple Smoke Layman's mushy Armstrong Boom Cannon, "I just can't stand your unique hobby, so I refuse you." Do you dare to put away your rolling pin. You used to be a high monk who had attained the foundation path, why did you change your appearance and become the virtue you are now? ā
The purple smoke layman's right palm darkened Naki's qi, turned his palm on the ground, and slapped his Armstrong roundabout cannon, puffy, purple smoke burst out, and the layman's rolling pin was no longer full of smoke and light, and it was glowing again. "Pavilion master, you are a strong word, I know that you also love me, but you hide that love deep in your heart and dare not show it. Stupid! Love someone, speak out loud, you don't say it, I know, but others don't know. ā
Teng! The Purple Smoke Monk walked forward, and in an instant he came to the front of the Pavilion Master.
With a bang, the layman's right foot stepped on the table, and his own eyes burned, scanning the handsome face of the Pavilion Master. "Speak out, say that you are rare. The Purple Smoke Monk said loudly.
The purple rays are rolling, the five suns are rising, and the heat wave is surging. The temperature in the restaurant rose rapidly, and the ground, walls, beams, window lattices, and roof turned to ashes, and the entire restaurant was in ruins.
"The lay man caught fire and affected my body. ā
The pavilion master of the Treading Wave Pavilion sighed. Except for the table in front of him and the eight-treasure embroidered pier where he was sitting, there was nothing standing around.
"My love is so direct and intense. Purple Smoke said, his hair fluttered, and his hair danced, rushing to the five purple suns, covering them underneath, and when he landed, the temperature dropped sharply and returned to normal temperature.
"Hey, you're changing your state and releasing the five yangs, you just want to burn your clothes!" said the pavilion master of the Treading Wave Pavilion angrily.
At the beginning, the Purple Smoke Lay was no different from ordinary people except for the man's rolling pin placed outside. Now it's okay, Wuyang came out together, burned the layman's clothes, he was honest in body and mind, and directly faced the pavilion master of the Treading Wave Pavilion.
The pavilion master can not be angry. "Hair tree! Your change level has increased!" "Get out of here, you soulless.
The Purple Smoke Monk sneered, "Pavilion Master, you must give me an approval today. My patience is dying, I don't play that game with you, I want to be real. ā
As soon as the words fell, the Purple Smoke Monk shook his proud head, his hair danced, and spun towards the pavilion master of the Treading Wave Pavilion. When he was still a few inches away, Wuyang spun around the pavilion master at the same time. The purple flame is dancing, and it is extremely hot.
However, the pavilion master of the Treading Wave Pavilion didn't care, he shook the goblet, and the distilled water in the cup burst out, that is, the water dragon. The dragon's roar shook the heavens and the earth, and the bodies of the two water dragons were not long, and their heads and tails were no more than five feet, but they devoured the surrounding Ziyan and resolved the crisis of the pavilion master.
"Helpless. Sad, I shouldn't have done this. The Purple Smoke Monk started with a palm, bang, and slapped at the elder muscles of the Pavilion Master of the Treading Wave Pavilion, "Your big muscles, I can only watch from afar, not play closely." Hmph, Lord, I'm tired of living like this. ā
"What's the matter with me? ā
The pavilion master of the Wave Pavilion said disdainfully, and with a wave of his right arm, the goblet in his hand blocked the palm qi and annihilated it. "Layman, I just hate you and don't want to preach with you, come, catch up with me, and I'll let you ......"
Rising from the ground, the pavilion master rose into the air together with the embroidered pier. Flying more than ten meters high, he looked down at the purple smoke monk on the ground, "The old man here, you have the magic skill of picking flowers according to the sun, but I also have the divine light of 'moving, static and hot'. Today, I will testify to you again to verify the power of my 'Movement, Quietness and Heat' divine power. ā
"Hahahaha. The Purple Smoke Monk laughed loudly, "Very good, I will use martial arts to file your Ruiqi." "Boom, the layman's five fingers danced, hundreds of spiral pillars of air punched into the five purple suns, and when they landed, the waves of qi burst out and burst out in all directions.
"Sanyang Kaitai. The Purple Smoke Monk shouted.
The three purple suns soared angrily, carrying a stream of flames thousands of feet high, and swept towards the pavilion master of the Treading Wave Pavilion. The other two suns in the five yangs, one on the left and one on the right, protect the laymen and are extremely loyal.
The three purple suns released hundreds of thousands of fireworks, gathered into a towering mountain, heavier than Mount Tai, descending from the high sky, casting a huge shadow on the ground. This is the real "Sanyang Kaitai", and this trick also belongs to the "Divine Skill of Picking Flowers According to the Sun".
With the "dynamic and static heat magic skill", the pavilion master of the Talang Pavilion is not afraid of danger, and his sleeve robe is displayed, and the foundation is full of energy, surging outward, like the waves of the river, roaring in the sky.
Boom! Boom! The purple flame burst out, and he couldn't get close to the pavilion master, and he was bounced away by the base qi emitted by the pavilion master.
At this time, the purple mountain descended, and it was less than ten zhang above the head of the Pavilion Master of the Wave Pavilion. Like a tomb hanging above him, he will be buried here.
The pavilion master is well aware of the cultivation of the purple smoke layman, although he is a high-level changer, his martial arts cultivation cannot be underestimated. Holding his breath, the right palm of the pavilion master slowly rose, as if it was slow and urgent. Whirring, thousands of blue hot air burst out from the palm of the pavilion master, this is the "hot" gong, and another 700 cold qi bursts out, this is the "cold" gong. Movement, static, and hot divine skills require the integration of two completely different exercises without repelling each other.
Of course, ordinary Ji Lao also wants to cultivate all the "dynamic and static heat magic skills", how can it be so easy. Even the Pavilion Master of the Treading Wave Pavilion needs to be supplemented by treasures, such as the indescribable ball in his mouth, and the blindfold and the like.
And so on, even the pavilion master's clothes have been changed, and there is a rope on the outside of the clothes, and it wraps around the pavilion master's neck, two major muscles, waist, back, etc. in a unique way.
The purple smoke monk was shocked, and said in his heart, this guy had been prepared a long time ago, just to tear Biwu. Hmph, ill-intentioned, ill-intentioned. He is no longer pure, and I need to purify him with the (silenced) splany of Gilao. After finishing his thoughts, the Purple Smoke Monk rose into the sky, and two purple suns took off with him. "Sanyang Kaitai can't destroy him, I need to perform stronger moves. ā
Whew. The purple smoke monk stretched out his arms, palms up, five fingers together, and two purple suns fell into his left and right palms respectively.
Disheveled!
With a violent thud, the purple mountain crumbled, and was smashed to pieces by the pavilion master who had all the props. Because there was a small ball in his mouth, the pavilion master couldn't speak, so he said in ventriloquism, "Purple smoke monk, are you afraid of my movement and hot magic skills?" ā
"Why. ā
The Purple Smoke Monk sneered. Teng, he stepped out dozens of feet. The purple sun in the palms of the left and right hands rose suddenly, and the two purple suns burst out tens of thousands of beams of light, piercing the sky.
"Come on, let's kill each other. ā
He slapped the two purple suns into one, and then, the layman held the purple sun with one hand and slammed it into his rolling pin, and with a snort, the layman's Armstrong whirling cannon pierced through the purple sun, and he himself seemed to be in pain, his face was covered with blue muscles, and his eyes almost fell out of his eyes. "My rolling pin is also my strongest weapon. Break!" The purple smoke monk snorted coldly, click, he broke his rolling pin, and under the guise of it, the bowl mouth was thick and more than a foot long.
I am so shocked! The pavilion master of the Talang Pavilion fell to the ground with his jaws dropped. Grass, layman, what are you doing, why do you cut off the Armstrong Boom Boom Boomer, can you still be a good old man?
"Pavilion Master, don't worry. My rolling pin, though broken, can be brought back in an hour. I used to be a member of the writer's world, and I also had a small god position, and I had cultivated a secret method, called the art of cutting, which can still grow after it is broken, and it can be cut when it grows, and if it is repeated, there is no difference. All you need is a thick skin. You know, I don't want this face at all!" said the Purple Smoke Layman.
"You have a good point, I don't want to comment. The Pavilion Master of the Wave Pavilion still spoke in ventriloquism.
Holding the strongest divine weapon in his hand, the Purple Smoke Layman is a hundred times more energetic, but unfortunately the place where he was injured is bleeding more than once, at least there are more than a hundred catties of blood. The pavilion master who saw the Talang Pavilion was extremely sad and had a faint sense of pain.
"Pavilion Master, remember, those who are ruthless to themselves are even more ruthless to others. Ziyan Jushi smiled, "I have an apprentice, whose name is Erha, born in Daguan Garden. I once showed him the secret method of cutting and cutting, but he was timid and did not dare to cultivate, so it was difficult for him to inherit all my magic skills of picking flowers according to the sun, which was also a pity for me. Anyway, my mastery is very demanding, and the mantle inheritance still needs to wait. ā
"If it were me, I wouldn't dare to break my rolling pin. Layman, you are so heartless. If the secret method of cutting is not good, what should you do?" said the Pavilion Master of the Treading Wave Pavilion with concern.
"That's okay. There is a treasure tripod in my purple smoke villa, weighing 5,467 pounds, there is a strange beast in the middle of the ding, its rolling pin, inexhaustible, cut and grow. Since becoming the owner of the Purple Smoky Villa, I have gone to harvest the beast's rolling pins every day, and so far, I have collected more than 5,000 of them. I can only tell you what is missing and what is eaten. Thou knowest ......"
"I understand it, but I don't want to understand!" The pavilion master of the Talang Pavilion said angrily, "Purple Smoke Layman, if I don't kill you, I won't be the pavilion master, and I will give way to my apprentice and bear the girl." ā
Because he couldn't stand the purple smoke layman, the pavilion advocated that he spit out the indescribable small ball, snorting, the small ball grew rapidly, and there were many holes on the surface, all of which were through. Woo woo, the wind is whistling, sharp and high-pitched.
Finally, there was no need to ventriloquish, the lord of the Treading Wave Pavilion looked happy, and as soon as he raised his head, three flames burst out of his mouth and nose. One is white, one is black, and one is blue. These three flames have a great saying, and they are also called "three sisters are true fire", well, yes, it is the three sisters are really fire, which is different from the Taoist samadhi true fire.
The third sister Zhenhuo Fangfu left the pavilion master, cheered, grew against the wind, rose from the sky, and seemed to be able to burn the sky. The white true fire shook, and when he landed, strong female men jumped out, they were all killed by the pavilion master, and the remnants of the soul were still there, and the resentment was not extinguished. One by one, they grabbed the swords, held the golden melon, dragged the swords upside down, and were furious. The black real fire flickered, and a group of young ladies came over, and they also died in the hands of the pavilion master. The blue lotus flower swirls in the blue real fire, and among the lotus stands the sick girl, her eyebrows and eyes are indifferent, and every sick girl has a firewood knife, which is also terrifying.
The purple smoke monk said angrily: "Grass, which is this third sister is really hot, it is clear that the three groups of girls are very hot, and they will extinguish you in minutes!"
The lord of the Wave Pavilion said: "If the layman wants to explain like this, I won't refute it. You can say whatever you want, but you can stay alive. ā
The three groups of girls, led by the big ball in front of them, rushed forward and surrounded the purple smoke monks in the heart of Hai.
"Kill!"
"Kill!"
"Kill!"
"Kill the bad guy!"
"Chopped his (muffled) (muffled.) ļ¼ā
The sound of the girls was shocking, the clouds were gloomy, and the ghosts and gods retreated, not daring to approach.
The Purple Smoke Monk sneered a few times, clenching the staff in his hand, well, the body of this staff is the Layman's Armstrong Boom Boom Cannon. "I hate the girl the most, you have already died, and you are not gone, let me surpass you, I hope you will be the foundation in the next life. ā
Wielding his Armstrong Boom Boom Cannon, the Purple Smoke Lay Man walked wolf-by-step, and a breath that made the sky tremble swept outward, and thousands of girls exploded in an instant, and the remnants of their souls turned into nothing. But there is a girl with a lot of resentment, her eyes are red, the firewood knife is sacrificed, and she sings the poisonous curse in unison, "The old man in front of me will not have any more chatter in the future." ā
Even if he did, his little friend would have lost its most basic function. ā
"When he releases water, his hands are left with remnants (silenced). ā
Thousands of incantations reached the ears of the Purple Smoke Layman, hovering over his spiritual platform. "Ahhh "I have destroyed you, you damned dead. ā
In an instant, the Purple Smoke Lay Man waved his staff more than 6,000 times, bang bang, bang bang! One by one, the sick and delicate daughters, female men, and resentful girls all burst out and once again belonged to the true fire of the third sister.
But the big ball was still there, and there were more than seventy holes in it.
"Explode. The Purple Smoke Monk roared up, and the long staff slashed down in the air, and with a bang, it shattered the big ball.
However, the three real fires in the air are still there, and the three sisters' real fires are surging down together, like three hanging waterfalls falling down, with great momentum.
Whew, the purple smoke monk spit out a glow that flickered and flickered, and there were many Gu worms hidden inside. These Gu worms are colorful, have long pointed mouthparts, and like to eat the brains of living people, especially those who are very affectionate.