Chapter 32: Yes, yes, you're the most handsome!
"Hey, are you serious?" Gao Xianda said, "Just such a simple reason? ”
Seeing Gao Xianda's bewildered look, the wild bee smiled proudly and said, "Then I'll give you another chance, you can talk again, am I handsome?" ”
Gao Xianda didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd of the wild bee, but since seeking truth from facts would be rejected, Gao Xianda praised against his will: "Actually, you are still relatively handsome." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Where are you handsome?" The wild bee said, "Tell me what you see in detail!" ”
"You're not going to be a, are you?" Gao Xianda said secretly, but he didn't have any other way. The wild bee seems to be very confident in its appearance.
So Gao Xianda endured his nausea and said, "Uh, this...... You have thick eyebrows, no, they are not thick, but they are big, and they are spiritual; The ears are large and drooping, and at first glance they are blessed people; You nose ...... Well, the one was a little crooked, but it was so crooked that even the nose hair stood on end; As for your broad lips, at first glance you are a man of good speech. Your heavenly court is full and the earth is round, which means that you are blessed in your old age! ”
Gao Xianda learned a little physiognomy in "The Legend of Deer and Ding", and he was forced to have no choice, and even the set of words commonly used by Jianghu warlocks he heard when passing by was nonsense.
Wild Bee shook his head and said, "It's a pity that you failed again this time. ”
"You're going too far! It's not hurting you, it's not praising you, you look like this, how do you want me to praise you? Gao Xianda said, "There is a fake public and private leader like you, you fourth team, I don't want to come." ”
Wild Bee waved his hand and said, "I'm really not a fake public servant, it's just that with your ability, it's really not suitable for our fourth squad." ”
Gao Xianda said: "Okay, you come to let me open my eyes, just with your honor, what can you boast of!" I'm here to apply for the combat squad, not to apply for a government civil servant! ”
"Hahaha, you're wrong about me." Wild Bee said, and then he rubbed his face with his hand, and his face immediately changed, and suddenly became a very handsome face, even Wu Yanzu and Gu Tianle may not be able to match it. Moreover, his legs and back, which had been somewhat bent, suddenly straightened, his height immediately skyrocketed by a few inches, and the lines of his muscles also changed dramatically.
The wild bee, which originally looked like a curled frog, suddenly turned into a man with a height of 1.9 meters.
Gao Xianda was immediately frightened by the changes in the wild bees, and said, "Transfiguration? ”
"Pretty much." "As a member of Team 4, I have a huge amount of information every day, and the most important thing is to analyze the truth of the matter in a chaotic and complex environment. It doesn't matter if I'm handsome or not, and it doesn't matter how you praise me. The important thing is what you can see and analyze through this appearance. ”
Gao Xianda was convinced at once, and said, "I didn't expect your deity to be such a handsome image." Looks like I'm really far behind. That being the case, I really wasn't fit to join the fourth squad. Then I'll leave. ”
Wild Bee said: "Since you said so, it means that you still have the possibility of progress." I hope you can join the other squads smoothly, and we will have the opportunity to cooperate in the future. ”
"Thank you." Gao Xianda said, "But I have one last question, since you yourself are so handsome, why do you use the image like a toad just now?" ”
"Because that's who I am." "I'm also in disguise. What you just saw is just a second disguise on my current disguise. ”
The wild bee rubbed his face again, squatted down, and changed back to the toad face image just now.
Gao Xianda suddenly felt a little embarrassed, so he said: "Then are you the original image now, or the image of disguise?" ”
The wild bee said: "True and false, like a dream, what difference does it make? Take your time and guess. ”
Wild bees are really weird people. But then again, he's really strong. This trick is so vivid that Gao Xianda can't see a flaw at all. And he didn't use illusion to confuse Gao Xianda, because Gao Xianda was immune to mind magic. So the wild bee really created another face for himself.
If he can create one face, he can create another, and Gao Xianda believes that he will not only have two images: a toad face and a handsome guy face. The reason why he dared to show Gao Xianda shows that he has other identities.
The best way to infiltrate the enemy is to disguise your identity, and Wild Bee is a stealth master, worthy of being the deputy leader of the fourth squad.
Gao Xianda left the office area of the fourth team and walked down another floor to the office area of the fifth team.
From Kieran's description and the records in the "Domineering Diary", Tianji, as a leader of team operations, seems to be very strict with his subordinates.
Because Gao Xianda doesn't really want to dedicate his life to the development of the cleanup, he often needs to act alone to desert. So Gao Xianda instinctively had some disgust with the disciplined Fifth Squad, which only fought as a team.
When he reached this floor, this idea was even more reinforced.
Gao Xianda originally wanted to see Tianji and inquire about the news. But before he could reach the captain's room, he passed by a meeting room-like place.
The room was not sealed, and the windows were transparent, so Gossenda could see inside. At this time, an event similar to a mobilization meeting was being held.
I saw an enthusiastic team member standing on the stage, giving a speech to others.
At this time, it is just the right time to say: "Love and dedication!" ”
The audience shouted in unison: "Yes! ”
The team leader said: "Hard work and dedication! ”
The following said, "Yes!" ”
The leader said, "What are we?" ”
The following says: "We are a team! ”
The leader said, "What are we?" The following says, "We are a family!" ”
The leader said, "What are we?" ”
The following says: "We are the fifth squad!" ”
The team leader said, "What is our slogan?" ”
The following shouted in unison: "The strongest, the strongest, I am the strongest!" The best, the best, the best, the best! ”
This is a group of contractors, many of whom are powerful and have loud voices. They shouted in unison with passion, setting off a huge wave of sound.
Gao Xianda didn't expect to see such a brainwashing scene in the Cleaner Building. At that time, my brain was blank, and I was so frightened that I was a little fart-inspired, and I quickly fled as if I was hiding from the plague.
Mentally handicapped is contagious, and Coxenda doesn't want to be infected.