"My muscle friend is here!" said the northern muscle secretly. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

The big pseudo-Niang from the north, the pseudo-Niang in his mouth naturally refers to the kerosene lamp Niang. Others don't know, can the northern muscles not know, don't look at the kerosene lamp lady looks thin, in fact, he still has muscles.

"This muscle friend of mine is thinly dressed, has wooden clothes, and has good muscles!" exclaimed Northern Muscle.

The northern muscle is the second (silencing) companion of the kerosene lamp lady after the small free Buddha. The relationship between them is no secret to the puppet mothers of Yuxu Palace.

Even the head of the Yuxu Palace, he acquiesced to the love affair between the most proud apprentice and the northern muscle. In addition to the Yuxu Palace, the Eight Classics Palace, and the Green Oil Palace, there are other sects in the pseudo-Niang world, but in the eyes of the palace master of the Three Palaces, those sects are not to be worried, just green leaves, dispensable, and the Jade Xu Palace, the Eight Classics Palace, and the Green Oil Palace are flowers. But the flowers have lost the foil of green leaves, and they are quite lonely, because the lord of the three palaces has not wiped out many sects in the pseudo-Niang world one by one.

"Xiong Ki Hime, come, take my hand. I'd like to introduce you to another musclemate. His achievements in the pseudo-Niang world are even higher, and he will be the existence of the master of a sect in the future. Xiong Ki Ji, come with me to visit the kerosene lamp lady!"

The northern muscle reaches out his right hand to the guardian of the original dungeon.

Kexiong Jiji and Qingfu's black-haired killer Matt man are in one place, how can they have leisure. He didn't even bother to say, "Kerosene Lamp Lady, I have heard of his Taoist name, the beloved disciple of the master of the Yuxu Palace, it is rumored that he is the flesh-like existence of his heart, and no pseudo-Niang is allowed to hold hands with Kerosene Lamp Niang." But how did this guy become a friend of the kerosene lamp lady?"

Doubts are doubts, and Xiong Ji Ji immediately cut off that inexplicable thought. Tearing off the black hair and killing Matt nobles is his top priority.

"Junior, you are very popular with me, ask weakly, gao Ji no!" In the process of tearing the comparison, Xiong Ji Ji had already had a good impression of the black-haired man.

The black-haired nobleman of Qingfu snorted: "Ji Lao, you really didn't have a good heart. I wanted to get my ice-free body, no! I would never allow that to happen. I have already dedicated my life to the master of Qingfu, and he is the only one who ......"

The black-haired man who killed Matt was gone, but there was a strange look in his eyes, which was the light of faith and the color of loyalty. It's a pity that the black hair killed Matt and didn't know that the owner of Qingfu had walked in the painting world as a pseudo-mother and won a temporary reputation. Otherwise, he will definitely follow his master's example, devote himself to the pseudo-Niang world, and no longer accept Miss Qingfu's plan to kill Matt.

"Come on, Pikachu!"

With a bang, it seemed that a white and fat boy flew over, this person was called Shangguan Jin, Shangguan Xiaohong and his brother.

Shangguan Jin shook his spirit and fat, and the vivid Pikachu pattern seemed to rush out of his skin. Following his grandfather's example, Shangguan Jin also has a tattoo on his body, but the overlord tattoos are beautiful young // female, and Shangguan Jin's tattoos are Pikachu.

Seeing Shangguan Jin, the northern muscles, the black hairs killed Matt, and Xiong Jiji were dumbfounded at the same time.

Then, the big puppet from the north was furious, Peng! He was angry and danced towards the sky, "Oh my God, oh my God, what did I see, I saw a pile of meat!"

"It's just blind to my eyes, and by the way, my eyes are also made of muscles. Northern Muscle glared at Shangguan Jin angrily, "Seeing you, my Dao heart is shaken, you will never be able to enter the realm of muscles, look at your bad meat, can't you turn it into muscles! Muscles are the king, and they are the foundation of the pseudo-mother's Taoism." On this point, I have a lot of common language with the muscular centaur girl in the centaur world. ”

The centaur world was also called the centaur world before, but the centaur men were not angry, and they were thrown into the stable by the girls, and they all became little white.

"That Pikachu man, do you know, the reason why the centaur lady can become the master of the centaur world is because of the muscles! Those fragile girls have exercised a body of tendon flesh, and then they have become stronger, beating up the centaur man, and becoming the master of the high. The voice of the northern muscle has changed, which shows how much he admires the muscular centaur girl.

"I said that if I am a centaur mother in this life, my muscle path will not be wasted!" said the northern muscles. Its sound is crisp, like a jade plate striking each other.

The black-haired man who killed Matt was a little helpless, mainly because Shangguan Jin was very trusted by the lord of Qingfu, but his methods were very absurd, which made people unable to understand his thoughts. Even if it is black hair, he doesn't know what Shangguan Jin will do next, even if it is death.

Xiongji Ji immediately gave up the black-haired man and turned to Shangguan Jin, "Little brother, gao Ji no!" Xiongji Ji said.

Shangguan Jin dusted off his cuffs and said, "You superficial men, you know a basket! Let me tell you what a real man is!"

Xiongji Ji, Northern Muscle, the two muscular men were terrified at the same time, although it was only for a moment, they were bluffed by Shangguan Jin.

Shangguan Jin said: "Muscles are nothing, face is nothing, you don't see, many people who can be grandfathers have arched a lot of cabbage, as far as my own grandfather Shangguan Ba is concerned, the cabbage he arched off can be planted in many vegetable gardens! What does this mean? Don't you know?"

After that, Shangguan Jin looked around the audience. And he said, "Because of the rolling pin! My grandfather has a good rolling pin!"

Xiong Ji Ji, Northern Muscle, and Black Hair Kill Matt Nobles want to step forward to get // Die Shangguan Jin's heart is gone. At the beginning, the emotion was completely gone, especially Xiong Ji Ji, because of the cultivation of the "Evil Bird Sutra", the little friend has been taken away by himself. How can you talk about a good rolling pin.

When he looked at Shangguan Jin again, Xiong Ji Ji did not hide his murderous aura, if Xiao Jin Ye mentioned Armstrong's whirlwind cannon again, he ignored Shangguan Xiaohong's face, rushed forward, and swung his sword and killed Xiaohong's classmate Oba.

Shangguan Jin also sensed that the atmosphere at the scene was wrong, "It's embarrassing!" Xiao Jin Ye thought. "I'm not wrong about anything, isn't my grandfather because of the rolling pin that he attracted a group of young girls?"

Also annoyed is a pseudo-mother, the East is undefeated. "There is a rolling pin this palace, and the scenery is not infinite, and a large number of pseudo-mothers have gathered around him!"

Dongfang was undefeated and angry, and used the "Little Jasper" move, which came from "Little Twitter Xianggong". "That guy is so noisy, this palace wants to block his eyes somewhere with a jasper needle!"

Of course, there is more than one eye in the mind of the Oriental Palace Master, strictly speaking, more than three......

Dongfang was undefeated with a cold face, and his red sleeves danced, throwing out three jasper long needles, and the blue light exploded, and the chill suddenly appeared. The sound of a sigh suddenly sounded, and in an instant, Shangguan Jin saw three clouds of green light sweeping towards him.

A cloud of green light swept towards Shangguan Jin's little friend, a ball of green light bypassed him and rushed towards his local area, and a cloud of green light sprayed towards Xiao Jinye's eyes.

"Nani!" Shangguan Jin exclaimed. "That girl in red, why do you want to tear me apart!"

Xiao Jin Ye suddenly felt that the situation in some areas was not optimistic. said that it was too late and that was fast, a figure came like lightning, bang, two knife groans, a white rainbow-like knife spun out, and a trembling sound swept away the green light in front of Shangguan Jin. As for the green light that sprayed into Xiao Jinye's eyes, it was stopped by his aunt's knife.

Poison Island Yanzi left hand slashing knife, right hand aunt knife, for Shangguan Jin to solve two balls of green light, as for the group of jasper needles around the local area of Xiao Jin Ye, the senior sister only said that she couldn't help.

"Poison Island girl, I knew you were rare to me!" Shangguan Jin Xi said. His right arm flirted back, his five fingers spread, sneering, and five flames sprang out from his fingertips, like a tongue of fire spurting angrily, crashing into the last green light. There was a loud bang, the green light dispersed, and the jasper needles flew towards the sky.

Although Xiao Jin Ye thinks that the name of Senior Sister Poison Island is strange and she is missing an eye, but the other party is a beauty, a big beauty, as long as there is love, what do you want your eyes to do!

Poison Island Yanzi snorted, twisted his body, and faced Shangguan Jin. Xiao Jin Ye immediately cried, because the beauty had two knives around his neck.

Shangguan Jin knew that if a woman fell in love with someone, he would never give him two stabs. "And take away my aunt's knife, it's the famous knife that my uncle gave to Xiaohong. ”

Aunt's sword, withered tung sword, the same hand of a famous swordsmith.

Jokes are jokes, and Shangguan Jin didn't dare to play with the girl with his life. There was a crisp sound, and Shangguan Jin struck the blade of the Ji Knife with his fingers, "I'm not Ji Lao, so you don't need to cut me." ”

"Slasher!"

Xiongji Himedo. He's a kid.

Tsuneko Poison Island's left eye is no longer bleeding, but her right eye is oozing blood. The two-headed worm eats her left eyeball and forms a bloody cocoon in order to replace the eyeball. The bloody whiskers that stretched out from the cocoon also pierced into the senpai's right eye, and she pulled out the cocoon, and her right eyeball was also injured, but not to the extent of blindness.

Yutong and Shangguan Xiaohong stood together, and she said, "Xiaohong, you have nineteen eyes, why don't you take one off and give it to Poison Island Son." ”

Shangguan Xiaohong's nineteen eyes turned, condensing towards Poison Island Yanzi, "I still have four eyes that I haven't taken, take them together, and give three to Yanzi." I can make up twenty too. ”

Yutong said: "Forget it, you just give her one." If Tsumiko Poison Island becomes a multi-eyed woman like you, I'll be nervous. ”

Eight stone statues broke through the clouds, and they all chirped. "Master, I have found the location of your other four eyes. But we are powerless to take them out and bring them to their masters. ”

Shangguan Xiaohong said: "You are very obedient. ”

Originally, there were nine stone statues, one of which was destroyed by Shangguan Xiaohong, and the remaining eight stone statues without rolling pins were of course obedient.

In addition to the eight stone statues, there is also a jade statue, and he and Shangguan Xiaohong reached a reconciliation and were free. At least, he thinks he's free.

The jade statue was far away from Shangguan Xiaohong, unwilling to have anything to do with her.

"Just take the son with you. Yutong said. She raised her bare hands, and a curtain of water fell, rolled up the poison island, turned around, and came to Shangguan Xiaohong's side.

Fang Fu, the son of Poison Island, left, Shangguan Jin breathed a sigh of relief, and he thought at the same time, if he is looking for a sister in the future, he will definitely not look for someone who plays with a knife. It's terrible, my body has been poked out of a few bloody holes, that's not a joke.

Seeing that Shangguan Xiaohong was about to leave, Yang Jian made a false move and killed the puppet mother who was close to him, "I'll leave with you." Yang Jian said suddenly.

"Huh?" Yutong pointed up and down at Yang Jian, "This is a girl with a big meter!" Yutong said happily. What kind of pseudo-mother, it is a woman dressed as a man. "She's a real girl, not a fake girl. "Yutong does not reject the sheep sword.

"This aunt, no, pseudo-mother, do you have a sister or sister, introduce me to me. Yutong kindly took Yang Jian's hand.

Yang Jian repelled Yutong very much, but her left hand that was grabbed by Yutong couldn't break free. "Of course I have a sister, I can introduce her to you, and it doesn't matter if I sell her to you, that Jian person is very hypocritical!"

"Let go of me, let go of me!" Yang Jian said.

"How can there be a reason to let go, little girl, you see how cute the poor girl next to me is, she has nineteen eyes. Yutong pointed at Shangguan Xiaohong and said with a smile.

“——”

“——”

Shangguan Xiaohong and Yutong were speechless, and Yiniu said, "What's the matter with me." ”

Another girl thought, "Aren't your eyes amazing?" ”

Eight stone statues surrounded Shangguan Xiaohong, Poison Island Yanzi, Yutong, and Yang Jian left. "My sister, wait for your Ernie sauce, I'm here!" Shangguan Jin shouted.

Clang, the northern muscle slapped a palm on the Stygian Iron Heavy Ding, and several flames swept out of the Ding, sweeping Shangguan Jin, "You fat man, you must accept my training." Yuxu Palace also has a short and fat man, whose name is Yun Zongzi, and is called Little Fuxian by the pseudo-mothers, I am not convinced. Only a burly muscular pseudo-girl like me is blessed. ”

The northern muscles stopped Shangguan Jin and wanted to discuss the philosophy of the universe and the way of muscles with him.

The misty blue beast did her best, and the blue thin shiitake mushrooms she planted were almost wiped out. Fighting with Dongfang Undefeated again, the Foggy Blue Beast is still concerned.

The dark water is surging, wandering above the misty blue beast, can she not care, Gusu Shenhuang looked at it, and she was going to snatch her planting technology at any time. "Hmph, the mushroom is well planted, sister, I really have a future!" said the misty blue beast in his heart. As soon as she raised her hand, boom, a wave of dust dozens of meters high burst out on the ground, and the last blue thin mushroom king flew out.

"There are no gifts for the holidays this year, and blue thin mushrooms are also given as gifts. The Misty Blue Beast laughed. The last mushroom king, she gave it to Prince Fan for free.

The pink prince became more and more anxious, even if he offered his green ruyi, he still couldn't take the green hair to kill Matt. "Grass. How is he still alive. Prince Pink said depressedly.

Could it be that the green-haired killer Matt's head is more solid than my green Ruyi? The pink prince took advantage of the green-haired brother's inattention, recited the law, and threw out the green Ruyi, when there was a muffled sound, the green Ruyi steadily smashed the green-haired brother's brain, but it didn't crack! The green-haired brother's head was still intact.

"Beauty, I put up with you everywhere, and you are getting more and more excessive. To tell the truth, beauties can't be left to them, and so is the pseudo-mother!" The green-haired man who killed Matt suddenly realized.

"Green hair, you can't do it, it's been so long, and you haven't captured the pink prince yet. The purple ponytail man shouted. "I'm bored, just watching you tear up. Why don't you count me in?" the purple-haired brother discussed. People's tastes will always change, "I may like a pseudo-girl!" The purple-haired killer Matt stared at the pink prince with concern.

The white-haired killer Matt seemed to be impatient, and grabbed the conversation, "Green-haired, it's not that the brothers don't take care of you, they also take care of you, what about you, you have to consider the feelings of the brothers." Zimao is right, we are blessed to share, there is a pseudo-mother, everyone ...... together"

What the hell!

Gray hair killed Matt and said: "You brothers are just scum, how can you treat your younger brother like this! We must take care of Green Hair unconditionally, what he likes, we must also like it, there is a way to love the house and Wu, love the pseudo-mother, everyone warms him together!"

Shangguan Xiaohong's gray knight, he played with the men who killed Matt in Qingfu, and was also influenced by them, especially the melancholy green-haired brother, gray hair thinks that green hair is more temperamental, and his taste is better than that of purple hair, black hair, white hair and others.

The green hair said angrily: "Ernie sauce, go aside, the pink prince is mine, you can just watch from the side." ”

Prince Fan also said ruthlessly: "My pseudo-mother's soul and body will never be obtained by you. ”

The white-haired brother sneered: "Brothers, as long as you are the shell of your pseudo-girl, it doesn't matter if it contains the soul of a real girl or the resentment of a pseudo-girl!" (To be continued.) )