Chapter 0307 - Brain Hole Amazing
Yang Mu's voice fell and began to walk into the crowd of women.
"Let's let it, let it go, whose ass is so big."
He kicked the ground with his foot as he walked, making the women uneasy, complaining, but not angry.
Yang Mu went all the way to the side of the cave and reached out to touch the wall.
Sure enough, the walls were full of solidified oil, which I found out when I used the sixth-level yellow scout just now.
There is a huge pine forest on top of this mountain, I don't know how many years of history, pine oil flows down from above, there were some small holes in the ground, pine oil flowed for many years, and finally this wall is full of solidified grease.
Yang Mu took out the Heavenly Ghost and got some from it, and then dug up the wall to find the roots of the tree from inside.
After being busy for a long time, Yang Mu found a place with a vent and lit a fire below.
At this time, the women finally saw Yang Mu's appearance clearly, and everyone was so surprised, they didn't expect this snoring man to be so handsome.
But what did he light the fire for? Is there a lack of oxygen in this cave?
Maybe there is no shortage, depending on how vigorously the fire burns.
"The history of human meat eating can be traced back to the era of Australopithecus 3.4 million years ago, which is the group of guys out there. Of course, we don't know if these apes are the same Australopithecus that existed in our history on Earth. ”
Yang Mu piled up the ancient ape corpses in the cave as he spoke.
"In short, it is said that looking at the fossils, they could already use stones to slaughter animals for meat at that time. And meat, which makes them stronger, has also become an important food in natural selection for many years. Eating the same kind is not uncommon in the animal world, but for human beings, we are unacceptable, and our thinking makes us feel that it is a very sinful thing. ”
Wen Sijia was a little far away, walked forward, his eyes were a little foggy, listening to Yang Mu speak, looking at the fire he was lit, watching him process the ape's body, peeling the skin and removing the bones, and then putting it on the fire to roast.
He's going to eat apes! And he is also explaining to others and opening up everyone's minds.
"Even Lao Tzu is not exempt from vulgarity, don't look at all of you who are white and fat, let me eat in the pot, you will definitely not be able to do it, you can consider it when you get to bed."
Some of the women laughed, and some exclaimed, "We're all slim!" ”
After saying this, more people laughed, and the pressure was instantly relieved.
Yang Mu had already started the barbecue, stood up straight and looked around, and said with a smile: "You are all very slim...... The uncle's heart fluctuated, but at this time, you are not as important as this food. ”
Yang Mu paused, turned the meat over, and then pointed to a woman not far away:
"That little girl, where's your clothes? Don't cover it with your hands, it's so flat, take it away and think you're a young man. ”
"You..... Don't look! ”
"Haha, don't you stay away from the fire, so you can't see it?"
"My clothes were removed when they were caught, I didn't leave, I wanted to eat food."
"Good! Very smart, one person will have one bite of meat in a while, and these apes are enough for us to eat. Thank you for giving us fire, thank you for giving us food, everyone is full and continue to give me ideas, Lao Tzu will also think, I don't promise to save you out, but in fact, I already have a way! After a while I dug a small hole in the clogged hole, and only one ape could crawl in. They are surrounded outside, the funny thing is that they don't know how to dig a hole to get in, it's just a group of pigs, it should be reduced to our food, we let a few of them in a day, if the apes of this mountain don't retreat, Lao Tzu and you will eat them all together! ”
Everyone was amazed, Yang Mu actually came up with such an idea? Want to eat all the apes? That's genius...... Big brain!
"But we don't have water?"
"Nature will send us everything, it's dark clouds outside, I think it will rain soon, and when the water falls, let's all go and drink to our heart's content!"
"How do you know there's a dark cloud out there?"
"Lao Tzu can pinch and calculate."
As Yang Mu spoke, a very thin piece of meat had been roasted, and he took a knife to cut off a strip and put it in his mouth to chew.
"Wow! The taste is superb, more than donkey meat! The one who has no clothes, come over and let me pinch it, and reward you with a bite of meat! ”
The woman who had spoken to Yang Mu before hesitated, and finally moved over.
She squatted all the time so that she could cover the vital parts of her body.
Yang Mu looked at her cautious appearance, smiled, and didn't bother to embarrass her.
Pull the next strip directly over the meat and stuff it into her mouth.
The woman ate and chewed, then nodded repeatedly.
The meat is really delicious.
Yang Mu raised his head and looked around, and said:
"So everyone doesn't have to worry, if we don't have a way, just eat them all, you all let go of your stomach for Lao Tzu to eat, just taste it casually today, and tomorrow I'll get fifty apes in, don't stop if you don't eat until you hold on!"
In fact, most people were very confused, they didn't expect Yang Mu's idea to be so peculiar.
And everyone is also thinking, this method is actually very good, at least there is no need to worry about starving to death here.
Wen Sijia leaned against the wall, her eyes still fell on Yang Mu, watching him talk eloquently.
As a woman who has seen the world, Wen Sijia knows that what Yang Mu is doing at this time is not easy.
It is estimated that there are more than 700 women here, surrounding Yang Mu.
And Yang Mu was able to talk eloquently, as if he was making a speech.
He was so calm, so natural, so comfortable.
If you were a young man in his early twenties, he would blush and be speechless.
He won't.
Years of the hot and cold state of the world have made him ego and not mind the eyes of others.
Wen Sijia suddenly understood such a Yang Mu, and also thought of his possible experience in the past.
It must have been very, very legendary.
"Do you think he's a very different person? The more you get to know it, the more you find that this person is very strange, you think he is ordinary, but in fact he is not at all. You think he's smart, but you'll find that he's a little bit smarter...... Or that his thinking you can't sum up in terms of cleverness. Hmph, if you can't escape, then eat them all, can you have such a brain hole? ”
Lin Yue spoke beside Wen Sijia.
Wen Sijia couldn't help but shake her head.
She won't have it, it's really not a smart material, the problem is that her three views won't let her think about such a thing.
Eat ape-man! After all, they are intelligent creatures! How did you come up with it?
But the problem is that they are not of the same species as humans, so they are no different from chickens, ducks, pigs and dogs.
Hey, maybe only Yang Mu, who has a strong three views in the flesh, can come up with such a way.
Wen Sijia was a little impressed.
"Next you come, yes, yes, that's you!"
Yang Mu was still barbecuing meat, talking to the women, and handing out physical goods to them.
He raised his hand and called for a woman.
"Wow, eldest sister, how do you maintain your model figure? Look at the face of thirty, right? ”
"I'm thirty-three."
"Well, yes, yes, open your mouth."
"You...... Give me the meat, and I'll eat it myself. ”
The woman obviously didn't want Yang Mu to stuff her hand into her mouth.
He fed others just now, and he stuffed his hand into their mouths several times, obviously deliberately taking advantage.
Yang Mu smiled and nodded, it was not difficult for her, and put the meat on her hand.
The woman smiled and turned to leave.
Yang Mu suddenly made a move and dragged it on the woman's pants.
This time it was very hard, and I directly ripped off my pants, and my butt leaked out; Person.
"Ahh Rogue hooligans! ”
The woman screamed in fright, grabbed her pants and ran away, scolding as she ran.
Yang Mu laughed, very cool.
The other women nearby couldn't help but laugh as well.
The atmosphere at this moment was originally very critical, but Yang Mu jumped out of it too much, allowing the women to all focus on him.
No one knew how this mysterious man came to fall to the ground, and they didn't know why he was so relaxed in front of so many women.
These seven or eight hundred women have their own souls, not passers-by.
Some of them are teachers, some are doctors, some are housewives, and some are white-collar workers.
Originally, they had their own life circles, but when they came here, of course, they also had their own thinking.
They were all thinking about Yang Mu, but they couldn't figure it out.
Wen Sijia's eyebrows were twisted together at this time.
This Nima's.
What did he think was this place?
Is it good to have a long snack?
It's not honest to send a piece of food, every woman handles it once, and the advantage is taken!
And say he likes himself?
There used to be a few suitors who were honest like rats in front of them, and they wouldn't look at other women at all.
But what about him? It's just me to kiss Lin Yue, and now it's still like this?
Wen Sijia really couldn't understand what Yang Mu thought!
At this point,
In fact, the old man Yang Mu didn't think about anything else at all.
So many women are very good-looking, and the site is cheap, and he has to pay them for barbecue
So Wen Sijia would never have imagined that the reason why Yang Mu did this was completely because he was lustful, and he didn't have any other deep meaning at all.
After getting a few apes over and roasting them, in the end, there was no need for Yang Mu to do it, and the women had already taken the initiative.
Yang Mu took a few pieces of meat and returned to Wen Sijia and Lin Yue and gave them to eat.
"Thigh meat, it's all fine meat, eat it."
The two women were also unambiguous, not pretentious, and knew that they always had to eat, or they would starve to death.
As soon as I took two bites, someone screamed over there, and water began to drip down in many places.
Everyone was quiet, and even the sound of running water was heard.
The cave suddenly became a water curtain cave.
"It's raining!"
"It's really raining! He's amazing!"
"yes, who the hell is he? Why is it so powerful? "
The women spread such questions, and of course they also tried to get water to drink.
Yang Mu raised his hand and patted Wen Sijia's thigh, and said:
"Please take off the hood on your upper body and use it."
"What are you doing?"
Wen Sijia hugged her chest cautiously and glared at Yang Mu.
"Put a layer of rice bag in it as a bowl, and I'll go get some water to drink."
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