Chapter 0553 It's Not Cool

The big quilt slept together, and the three of them shared the same pillow, originally thought that it was infinite passion, Yang Mu's pants were taken off, but ......

The butterfly fell asleep......

"How? It's good for you, right? ”

"She went to bed so early? Genius Black. ”

"Butterflies like to walk around in the early days, you know, there are many dinosaurs in addition to zombies in Hanning, so I let her develop the habit of sleeping at night, dinosaurs love to come out at night."

"That'...... Let's have a bit? ”

"Eat you!"

Hongyi leaked that dangerous gaze again.

"Hey, won't you?"

Yang Mu was annoyed when he saw Xiangru's resistant.

Hong Yi squirmed in the quilt, hugged Yang Mu and said softly:

"Just hold it, so that I will only think about meat, not meat!"

"Is your appetite really that dangerous now?"

"Don't make a fuss, you...... Have you seen the ghosts? ”

"Well, it's very funny, what the hell is she?"

Hongyi explained to Yang Mu again, which was similar to what Yue Ruxue said.

And Hong Yi also said about the Nine Souls Hades King, and after finishing speaking, she sighed and said:

"So Yang Mu, when I wait for the Eight Souls, I'm going to leave you and go to a far place, I'm afraid that the first thing the Nine Souls Hades King will kill after waking up is you!"

"Lao Tzu won't let you die!"

"You can't stop it, I'm already a Six Souls, and sooner or later I won't be able to control myself from dying, and when the time comes, ...... Hey, don't talk about that! Yang Mu Yang Mu, can I still be a child? ”

Yang Mu finally calmed down, hugged Hongyi and said:

"Yes...... You say that Hongyi was born because of me? I don't understand why, has something going on between us? ”

"You're human, don't you understand?"

"Understand what?"

"True love is not a mountain alliance and a sea oath at all, and it is not a mountain and a heaven and earth at all!"

"What's that?"

"Smile slightly, and the other side is speechless! Love is a feeling, and then the company of the next life! Hongyi was born for you, so let her stay with you until she disappears. ”

"Will Hongyi disappear?"

"I don't know...... Don't talk about this! Yang Mu, you are very powerful now, can you protect me? Can it protect Hongyi? ”

Yang Mu hugged Hongyi a little puzzled, didn't she just say that she couldn't stop her from becoming the Nine Souls Hades King after three deaths?

Although Yang Mu didn't understand, he still appraised:

"Of course you can!"

"Well, I came to the Wild Lan Academy to seek protection, the dean of Blackberry Academy is the soul nine soul underworld, she will definitely find a way to merge with me, I don't want to merge with a female soul line, because I am also a woman, disgusting to death."

"Okay......"

"If you can protect me, we can leave the Raging Tide Academy tomorrow, you don't need to go into the inner courtyard, I will tell you all the secrets of the original stone, so that you can know clearly, so that you don't need to bother, right?"

"Hmmm! You're a god, so you should know more about the original stone than the soul system, right? ”

"Yes!"

"Good! Then we'll ...... tomorrow Or go the day after tomorrow, give me a little time, I'm going to convince those little Lori's to follow me, or else it's not for nothing? ”

"Listen to you!"

"Is the Nine Souls of the Soul System terrifying? Want you to come here looking for shelter? ”

"She's not too scary, but there is a god system standing behind her, and I don't want to merge with my soul system now, which in itself goes against the main idea of the god soul, so I need some help."

"Oh......"

Yang Mu felt pressure in his heart, he had to be stronger, otherwise he would not be able to protect anyone!

"Yang Mu, I'm smart now, but I don't like this, can I still be like before?"

"Yes, but now that you are such a demon, I'm afraid I can't bear it!"

"No, I'm going to eat meat!"

Hongyi began to enter the role, pretending to be crazy and stupid.

"...... I'm going to die, Hongyi, why don't we two do that? ”

"No, I don't want it, you go find the butterfly!"

"She's asleep!"

"Do you have to send a telegram to the well to fetch water? Ask the well water, can I hit you? ”

"You ...... Cow Coins"

"Go, go, go! She didn't make a mistake when she fell asleep. ”

"That'...... You're not jealous, are you? ”

"I'm not a human being, why are you jealous? Let's go! ”

So Yang Mu fought hard, there was some fire, and it couldn't be extinguished if it wasn't unloaded!

However, within a minute, Yang Mu was kicked out of bed, this wave of sassy operation was not done by butterflies, people were harassed and woke up, and they were rubbing their eyes on the bed.

Yang Mu stood up and roared.

"Hongyi, why are you kicking me!?"

"People are jealous!"

", don't you say you're not a human and won't be jealous?"

"But then I thought to myself, if I wasn't human, what was I? My soul belongs to the divine line, but my body is now human! So my body is jealous! ”

"Damn, let's do it too!"

"No, no, my aunt."

"You still have a great aunt on horseback?"

"I'm a woman, okay? Absolutely! ”

"I don't care, Lao Tzu wants to unload the fire!"

"Oh......"

"Oh, your sister!"

……

This night, Yang Mu's room was not quiet, and Lan Xiaodie stood downstairs with dark circles under her eyes and looked up, very annoyed.

Listen to this shout, Yang Mu is really hilarious, what is this for? What a nasty thing to say! There were two women in the room, it seems, when did they get in? The eighteen Lori, who are known as Yang Mu's personal soldiers, didn't even find out?

With a strong sense of mission, Fluttershy decides to train the Lori Regiment into Berserkers!

……

The next morning, Yang Mu appeared with a pair of bloodshot eyes.

Mu Wan'er bumped into him in the living room and said in surprise:

"Yang Mu, your eyes ......"

"I didn't cry, and it wasn't because I didn't sleep well and I didn't drink last night."

"Oh...... So why are your eyes bloodshot? ”

"The sun is too strong!"

Yang Mu pushed Mu Wan'er onto the sofa and kissed her for five minutes.

Five minutes later, Wan'er was freed, her face red and her ears red.

"Wang Tie ......"

"Divide it, such an extreme brat, and he doesn't dare to attack you, it's not interesting to keep it."

"But ......"

"It's nothing between us just now, it's just the daily work of the little maid, helping the master vent his anger, you or you or me...... I'm equivalent to your boss, let the boss rub the unspoken rules of oil for a while, okay? ”

"Ah......h

"Okay, call all the loli in a while, Lao Tzu is going to hold a meeting for them, and then there is one more thing that must be done, go and snatch Chu Hong back!"

Yang Mu's so-called robbery is not a pursuit, he wants to snatch people back, no matter what her relationship with that Li Daotang is, Yang Mu's theory is that even if Chu Hong has been, it will be one less time, he is not a little boy anymore, and the things of men and women must always be looked at.

It can only be said that the daughters of these big families are well raised, just like Wen Sijia Xiangru, and the eldest is not young.

If you go through the high school campus before the apocalypse, how many girls can you be pure?

The more goddesses, the more likely she is not a simple little sister, when those honest class boys still treat her with the admiration of the goddess, but they don't know that she has already been privately made by a scumbag.

They didn't know about this until they became adults, so they lamented that the cabbage made the pig arch.

But I didn't think about it, they are no longer rookies, and at this time they are also sleeping with other people's goddesses, other people's dream lovers, and then become scumbags in the eyes of others, pigs in the eyes of others!

When one person laughs at another, usually because the former is worse off than the latter, then the correct way to ridicule should be to work hard and surpass the latter!

After breakfast, Yang Mu began to have a meeting with the little loli and draw cakes for them.

It's very easy for a man to draw a cake for a woman, but what woman hasn't eaten a man's bread?

"My dear, although I have nothing now, I will buy you a car and a house with my efforts!"

"Nasty, don't touch me!"

"You don't believe me? Don't you think I'm a talented person? I'm so sad! ”

"Don't, I believe you are talented, you will succeed!"

"Shall I kiss it? I'll just kiss it and do nothing. ”

"Okay......"

Just one night that did nothing in the mouth of a man decided the next ten years of a woman.

The first time she was eighteen, now she is twenty-eight.

The house is not bad, 3,000 yuan rented, and both of them work well, but they haven't saved enough for a down payment.

The woman brushed the bowl and returned to the bedroom, where she saw the man eating chicken comfortably.

She remembered his piece of bread ten years ago.

Hum!

Turtle son!

Are you a talented person?

Your only talent is to get pregnant with a shot for your mother!

The woman has a lot of dissatisfaction with her married life in the past ten years, and she enters the house to find something to quarrel with the man.

"Play and play, you know how to play games every day......"

"Wife, I asked my colleague to bring you a note from Hong Kong. Pants, look at it, put it on the sofa in the bedroom over there. ”

"Huh? I'll take a look. ”

A small pie appeared, and the man sent it inside. Pants?

No, it's a little pie, it's a man telling a woman that Lao Tzu still thinks about you and loves you!

Put on a new one. The woman in the pants forgot to be unhappy, and let her husband get a shot at night.

Afterwards, she talked and said to herself:

"Forget it, let's deal with it."

Such a sentence determines the life of many women.

And that's life.

So women are very easy to deal with, they want a house, a car, this and there, but they just want a sense of security! If you can't give it, give her a ......!

Yang Mu actually didn't know about such a method.

But men may be born with the ability to draw cakes.

Therefore, the young ladies and sisters were all like puppies at this time, looking up at the cake in Yang Mu's hand!

“…… That's the super luxury configuration of Tyrant City! A hundred times better than Randy Academy!

Come with me, you can live in a private room, live in a big bed, watch TV and find a cowherd! There is only what you can't think of in the Tyrant City, and there is nothing you can't do!

Come with me, you can equip all of you with Level 5 Stones! Red, yellow and blue plus gold and silver! Lao Tzu gives you the best weapon!

Come with me, you will have the Giant Panda brand cosmetics produced in the pre-apocalyptic world with half a year left in the shelf life, and your face will be silky when you wipe it down!

Come with me, you will see the dawn of the end and then welcome the dawn of the new world together! In the new world, you can live and work in peace, marry and raise children, and become leaders!

So dear babies, tell your uncle if you would like to come with me?

Of course, your family can also relocate to Tyrant City, which is a place full of happiness!

Tell me out loud now!

Babies, kids, would you like to come with me!? ”

"We're willing to !!"

! It's that simple, it's completely trivial, and it's done!

Yang Mu lit a cigarette very much, turned around and left, leaving a handsome back for the little Lori.