Chapter Twenty-Four: He's Crazy
I screamed and rushed behind the master, who hurriedly grabbed me and told me not to panic, and said, "There is no yin qi in the grass hut, that thing is alive, it should not be a side object, it is probably a beast, or ...... Or people! ”
As Master spoke, he immediately took three steps and two steps, stepped forward and dragged out the black thing, and threw it on the ground, and Master and I took a closer look and were all shocked, it turned out that what we thought was a thing was really a living thing, and it was a person, this person...... I've seen it, he once went to my house to find my grandfather to hunt in the mountains together, he, isn't he the owner of this family, Zhao Liushun Uncle Zhao?
"Uncle Zhao! Uncle Zhao, why are you sleeping in the grass shed? I hurriedly bent over to help Zhao Liushun, but before I could touch him, I suddenly smelled a sour smell wafting from him, which made me turn around and retch!
"Ergou, do you recognize him?" Master frowned and asked in a deep voice.
"Well, he is the Zhao Liushun Uncle Zhao we are looking for, Master, why does he not sleep in a good bed, but he just makes this appearance and lies in the grass shed to sleep?" I shook my head strangely, but anyway, I didn't dare touch him, he stinked so much.
Even if you don't take a shower for a month, it shouldn't be so smelly, unless you ...... Unless he didn't untie his pants when he urinated, the thought of this made my stomach tumble again.
But after waiting for a long time, Zhao Liushun still didn't react, not only was it as simple as stinking, but there seemed to be a smell of alcohol wafting out of his body, if he hadn't smelled it for a long time, he really couldn't smell it, was he drunk? I thought about it, turned around and found a wooden stick, stabbed Zhao Liushun's body bones hard, and shouted, "Uncle Zhao! Uncle Zhao, wake up! I'm a second dog! ”
I shouted loudly a few more times, and after a long time, Zhao Liushun slowly turned around and opened his misty eyes, just as I grinned, I didn't expect that Zhao Liushun to grin: "Hahaha!" You guys...... Here you go again? Ha ha...... Did I know you were going to come and eat me? ”
Zhao Liushun said the words that shocked me without being shocked, and then lowered his head and smelled the smell on his body, and immediately grinned again.
"Uncle Zhao, I'm Ergou! You see clearly! I sighed impatiently.
"Two dogs? Who is Ergou? Oh......" Zhao Liushun looked at me hesitantly for a long time, and immediately took a long breath, but soon grabbed my head while I was unprepared, and pulled me in front of him, I was suddenly smoked by his dirty hands and the stench on his body and stuck out my tongue, Zhao Liushun looked at me seriously again, pushed me away, and said categorically: "I don't know!" ”
"Huh? I'm ...... You don't even know me? Didn't you often go to my house to hunt and drink with my grandfather? Uncle Zhao, you went to my house a few days ago, have you forgotten? I was suddenly anxious by Zhao Liushun, and while hurriedly wiping off the dirt on my body, I got up and came to the master, but the master was so smoked that he frowned, but the master could barely bear it, his face was red, and he still didn't take half a step back, I couldn't help but laugh and said, "Master, is Uncle Zhao crazy?" ”
"Crazy?" The master asked in surprise, turned to the side, first looked around, and then turned his head and said, "Ergou, go to his house first, and then make a plan!" ”
"Oh!" I nodded in agreement.
When I came to Zhao Liushun's house, it was also a musty and smelly smell, rushing to my face, I hurriedly covered my nose, first found the location of the oil lamp, lit the fire, and the yellow light soon filled the whole room. Master! ”
"What's wrong?!" Master's figure rushed into the room in a flash, and at the same time, he, like me, stared blankly at the corpse hanging from the beam!
Also hanged dead people!
This dead man, who looks like Zhao Liushun's wife, is fifty or sixty years old, wearing a gray cotton coat, his face is purple and black, and his tongue is drooping.
Maybe it's because it's my grandfather, so I don't feel scared, but this old woman, this is the first time I've seen it, so I'm naturally scared.
"Ergou, bring a kitchen knife!" Master frowned and said sternly.
I didn't know why, so I hurriedly ran to Zhao Liushun's stove house to find a kitchen knife, and after giving it to the master, the master immediately stretched out his left hand, and used the kitchen knife to scratch the middle finger of his left hand, and then smeared the blade of the kitchen knife with his bleeding fingers, slammed his toes on the ground, jumped up and cut the rope that hung him.
"Don't touch that rope!" Before I could make a move, Master immediately glared at me, and continued: "The deceased had a very deep grudge before she died, and her resentment will not go away after death, they are all on that rope, if you touch the rope she hanged with your hand, she will be unlucky for three years, go, find a pair of scissors, use the scissors to clamp the hanging rope, and take it to the stove and burn it!" ”
"Oh, I'm looking for scissors." I settled my mind and pressed my beating heart hard, which, it was terrifying.
When he disposed of the hanging rope and returned to the hall, the Master had already placed the body on a straw mat and covered the deceased's face with a white cloth.
"Master, ...... now What now? I gasped and asked.
"What are you afraid of! People are not killed by you, as the so-called don't do bad things and are not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door, you are now a disciple of the Daomen, and you are afraid of becoming like this when you see a dead person, what kind of system! The master did not shy away from counting me, and then ordered: "Go and boil the pot of water, help that Zhao Liushun wash and change his clothes, and I will help him check his pulse to see if he is really crazy." ”
I feel aggrieved in my heart, Master has traveled south and north for so many years, naturally I am not afraid of anything, I am a fledgling boy, I am not afraid of such a terrifying corpse, it is strange!
According to Master's request, I boiled a large basin of hot water, but how to take off Zhao Liushun's clothes and put it into the basin to take a bath, but it stumped me, his body was really too smelly, if I accidentally touched a handful of again, I would be unlucky for three years, but three months of bad luck......
"Master, can you help me get Uncle Zhao into the basin, he's too heavy......" I called Master while covering my nose.
"You're afraid of smelling!" The master replied angrily, and then he didn't speak for a long time, and he was alone in the room lighting incense and drawing talismans, not knowing what he was busy with, and after a while, the master replied: "Find a way by yourself, is this difficulty difficult for you?" ”
"This ......" I still wanted to say something, but I was afraid that the master would count me down again, so I had to hold my breath and come to Zhao Liushun's side, grinning and said: "Zhao, Uncle Zhao, I'll help you take a bath now, don't move, otherwise I won't be able to do it, cough cough...... Smoke me to death......"
"I don't take a shower! I don't take a bath! ”
Suddenly, Zhao Liushun jumped up, and he actually jumped up and screamed, which scared me back again and again, but at the same time as he just jumped up, a dirty hand obviously pushed me, and I hurriedly pulled a few punches in the air, only to see Zhao Liushun jumping for a long time, and finally tired, fell to the ground with a plop, and never got up again.
Passed out?
I cautiously approached him and stabbed him with a stick, but there was no response, and after thinking about it, I concluded that he must have fainted from hunger, and that he must have not eaten anything for so many days.
"Are you alright?!" Suddenly, Master's reproachful voice came from the room.
"Oh, right away!" I was in a hurry, so I had to use both hands to drag Zhao Liushun's shoulders, pull it to the side of the basin little by little, and untie his clothes, and half an hour later, I also sat in the basin and took a bath......