Chapter 6: The Yin and Yang Road (I)
I was stunned and carried up to the second floor by two shopkeepers. I can't resist them, I didn't expect that when people get drunk, they can't use their strength, I'm not afraid of anything else, I'm afraid that I don't have enough money, and I eat the meat of other people's shops, and drink other people's wine, and now I live in other people's guest rooms, and my few dollars are not made of gold, how can I spend this...... But now that I'm already hard to ride a tiger, I just have to live first.
As for the old pig fairy, let him complain tomorrow.
Sure enough, as the proprietress said, the bed was warm and comfortable, and I almost didn't want to move when I lay on it, and it didn't take long for me to fall asleep in a daze.
I don't know how long I slept, I was dazed and heard a slight sound from the door, this alone hotel, I was the first time, just heard the sound, I opened my eyes and sat up, the rice wine I had drunk before seemed to wake up. At this moment, when I saw the latch tremble slightly, I was shocked, could it be that there are thieves here?!
Reaching out to his waist, it was broken, and the Spiritual Whisker Whip had already been put into his yellow cloth bag by the master. Without the Whisker Whip, I have almost no self-defense, but after thinking about it, the leg and foot kung fu I have practiced for so long should not be bad. Dealing with one or two petty thieves must not be a big deal!
Having made up my mind, I stepped out of bed quietly, and crept to the door through the dim light. Looking down, I suddenly smiled bitterly, dare to love This latch is hanging aside, maybe it was blown by the wind just now, it made a sound, I shook my head, and plugged the latch shut. He smiled and said, "I almost forgot that I was brought in by the shopkeepers, they closed the door and left, and I didn't get up to latch the door, how could they lock the door for me from the outside, it seems that I thought too much." ”
As soon as I lay down, I saw that the sky outside the window was still very dark, and I was about to close my eyes and continue to sleep, but I saw two black shadows that flashed outside the window. Now I opened my eyes suddenly, if the door latch was blown by the wind just now, then the two black shadows outside now should not be a coincidence, right?
I made up my mind to see what the two people lying outside my window were trying to do, if it was the shopkeeper waiting for tea outside, if it was a thief, I couldn't let them go!
Just as he was thinking about it, he heard the two people whispering......
"How much medicine did you put in that wine? Can you knock him down? ”
"I've got a whole pack of **! Presumably he should be asleep at this time, why don't we do it now, the proprietress said that the ancient jade hanging on the kid's chest is priceless. If we brothers can get our hands on it, we will be prosperous in the future! ”
"Now that the proprietress has seen that piece of ancient jade, if we take it privately, will she make trouble for us?"
"Then how can it be, whoever gets it first will be who's, if the proprietress doesn't take it herself, we will take the first step, it's a big deal to take it and leave, and scatter it in two!"
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The more I listened, the more wrong it became, I gritted my teeth, it turned out that these two shop guys were thieves, and they actually put ** in that wine, no wonder a pot of wine can make me drunk and groggy. But fortunately, I'm awake now, Gu Yu? I hurriedly touched the Huang Shen Yue Chapter on my chest, this Huang Shen Yue Chapter is indeed an ancient jade, because this is a token passed down from generation to generation by my master's master. If it is sold as ancient jade, it will definitely be priceless.
But I know very well how extraordinary the significance of this piece of Yellow God Yue Chapter is, it is not only a piece of ancient jade, but also a token passed down from generation to generation in our Maoshan School Tantra, even if I lose my life, it is impossible to lose this piece of Yellow God Yue Zhang.
After thinking about it again, I think it's a little inappropriate to do something with these two shop guys, in case they don't succeed and are injured by me, plus the food they ate before and the money spent on accommodation now, that money-addict proprietress won't blackmail me hard? No, I can't get into trouble anymore, but these two guys are about to do it, what should I do?
"Ahem!"
In a hurry, I cleared my throat loudly towards the window, and sure enough, it worked, and the two figures seemed to hear my cough, and instantly lowered their heads and ran away. I grinned, sure enough, it was a rat thief, maybe this is the legendary runaway!
Shocked off the two money-hungry shop guys, I felt that it was a little inappropriate to hang Huang Shen Yuezhang on my chest like this, because it was too easy to be stolen, after thinking about it, I tore off a piece of cloth from my underwear, and then took Huang Shen Yuezhang off, and wrapped many layers with cloth strips, and pinned it into the belt. In this way, no matter how powerful a thief is, he can't just take Huang Shen Yuezhang from me casually!
Smiling, I'm going to sleep a little longer, presumably it's almost dawn.
Just when I was in a daze, I suddenly heard the door "clang" and was being hit hard, I stumbled out of bed, only to hear the voice of the proprietress outside: "Little brother! It's time to get up and check out! ”
"Huh?" I looked at the sky outside in surprise, it was not bright tomorrow, but I saw that the proprietress looked like she was about to break in, so I had to step forward and open the door, and asked, "Sister-in-law, isn't it not bright this day?" ”
"Little brother, don't call you sister-in-law, our family is also a business after all." At this moment, the proprietress turned out to be a hippie smiling face from before, but her face was full of impatience, strode in and sat down, then glanced at me, and said lightly: "Little brother, you have also eaten good wine and food, and you have also lived in the guest room, and now you have slept beautifully, it's time to settle the accounts, right?!" ”
Mother's! Listening to the cold words of this proprietress who turned her face and didn't recognize people, dare to love this is a black store?!
I was stunned, and immediately said: "Boss, look outside by yourself, it's not dawn yet, do you do business?" Bomb people up in the middle of the night to settle accounts! ”
The proprietress sneered and said, "Little brother, I don't care if it's dawn or not, as long as you sleep on my bed, even if you sleep on my bed, even if it's a night's money, this night is eight hundred dollars, plus what you ate and drank before, it's a total of two dollars, take it!" ”
"What?" I quickly rubbed my ears and asked, "You mean...... Coins? No, it won't, right? Now that the whole country has been liberated for several years, who still uses the copper coins of the Qing Dynasty? Don't you all use great unity now? ”
"Who is in solidarity with you?!" The proprietress stood up, and the two shopkeepers standing at the door, one holding a stick, walked in with a tiger's eye, the proprietress glanced at her buddy, and said to me with a smile: "Little brother, the money you use, if you can't move here, we will ask for real money, and nothing else will be settled!" If you have one, take it out immediately, or don't blame us for bullying you! ”
I was completely dumbfounded, where is this? In this era, there are still people who collect copper coins, who do they collect copper coins for? I heard my grandfather say that copper coins were gradually abandoned as early as the Republic of China, and they were not in circulation at all, and now there are still people who want copper coins directly, so I frowned and asked coldly: "Who do you want copper coins to spend on?" You must know that copper coins are not in circulation! It was out of circulation decades ago! ”
When the proprietress heard this, she immediately laughed with her two shopkeepers, and immediately turned to stare at me, staring at me deadly, and her miserable white face suddenly startled me, and I seemed to ...... Seems to have thought of something...... After the proprietress sneered, she said lightly: "Little brother, is it because your ears are not good or the old lady's words are not clear, your money cannot be moved by us, what we want is real money, which is what you call Jin Yuanzi!" ”
"Jin Yuanzi? Paper money?! Yes! "I was stunned, this, these people, no, these are all ghosts?! As soon as I realized it, I suddenly smelled a rancid smell wafting in the air, and quickly rubbed my nose and touched it around, but soon, I found that the rancid smell actually came out between my snorts, could it be that I ate those things before?!
When the proprietress saw my surprised appearance, she couldn't help but laugh coldly: "Little brother, you only understand now, but it's too late, if you can't pay for food and housing, you have to stay with us forever!" ”
I only heard the words of the proprietress fell fiercely, and the two shop guys at the door suddenly rushed towards me with wooden sticks, but at this time, my stomach, chest, almost no place in the body did not emit severe pain, hurriedly covered my stomach to dodge to the side, and reached out to touch my chest, then I thought that the yellow god Yuezhang used to ward off evil spirits was so stupid that I put it away. It turned out that the two shop guys didn't come to steal my Huang Shen Yue Zhang, but deliberately told me that they were pretending to steal the ancient jade, in fact, they were all afraid of the Huang Shen Yue Zhang hanging on my chest, I thought that the Huang Shen Yue Zhang would be stolen, so I quietly put it away, and these are exactly what they want to see.
I don't have a whisker whip by my side, and I don't have the Yellow God to refute them, just like an ordinary person. They've designed to frame me every step of the way, how stupid am I......
In order to prevent Huang Shen Yue Zhang from being stolen, I also wrapped many layers of cloth and stuffed it into the inside of my belt, now my stomach hurts terribly, and those two shop guys have already rushed here, how can I have time to take Huang Shen Yue Zhang out again? Alas, Li Ergou, Li Ergou, you are really stupid to be a dog! In the middle of the night, there is no street that is so lively, alas, I am stupid every time I get dizzy or impulsive, and this time I am in trouble again!
I waved my hand abruptly and shouted, "Even death should make me understand that I should die!" What the hell is this place for you?! ”
Hearing my words, the two shop guys stopped slightly, turned their heads to look at the proprietress and saw the proprietress looking at me with a smile and saying, "Didn't I tell you a long time ago?" We are here in the town of Luoyang, and only living people can come here when they fall from the yang world, but this is not the underworld, but a yin-yang road between the yang and the underworld. Little brother, you understand now, right?! ”