A small theater after the chapter
The lights are bright, the night is singing, the land of fireworks in the green building, the more prosperous the night, even in the demon invasion, the world is ruined, there is still no depression, but because there are more people who only want to be greedy for a while, they are more in full swing.
...... There is no hope in sight tomorrow, so why think too much, there is wine today and drunk tomorrow!
...... If you can close your eyes today, who knows if the Ming Dynasty will have the life to open it?
Pursuing such a final pleasure, putting aside the troubles, getting drunk and dreaming of death, all the brothels and song houses, do not worry about no business, and even do not have to wait for the lights to come on, it is lively from day to night, a veritable place that never sleeps.
Lingering in such a place of fireworks, there are demons and demons, and naturally there are everyone, from high-ranking officials and nobles, princes and generals, down to peddlers and pawns, slaughtering dogs in the market, each looking for a suitable place, and carnival unbridled...... Among them, of course, it also includes...... Lewd thieves.
“...... Coming out to mix the rivers and lakes is nothing more than everyone giving face, everyone respects me, I will stand up to you, and ask for a harmonious and happy ......"
Seeing that he was surrounded by many people in front of him, his face was gloomy, and he was ready for battle, as if he was facing a great enemy...... No, no, it's really a big enemy, and all the retreats before and after have been cut off, this time...... I'm afraid it's hard to be good.
...... This life is really a dangerous one, and it doesn't make people feel better.
“...... Today, I really have something important to do, and I can't stay, can you open the net and let me live? In the future, I will repay this affection a thousand times. ”
...... Mixed rivers and lakes, we must not be heroes, and we will never fight unnecessary battles, even if it is a battle that must be won, as long as it is not necessary, we will never fight, so as to protect the ship of ten thousand years.
"You guys really have to be aggressive, can't you let me go this time?"
...... It's a pity that people in the rivers and lakes, they can't help themselves, there are too many tough battles, not to take a step back, people are willing to let go, more often, even if they put themselves on a low shelf, apologize and apologize, and even are willing to kowtow to make amends, people still insist on bullying them, leaving no room for them, forcing the tiger ...... Hurt!
"Since you insist that I be the one who cries first, I have no choice but to ...... Let you cry worse than one another. ”
I can't bear it, I don't need to endure it anymore, he ripped off his shirt, revealing his muscular chest, attracting a group of warblers and warblers around him, his eyes flashed, and he grabbed a beautiful girl who was not covered with clothes, and poured it into his arms, after the other party twisted it slightly, he took the initiative to kiss it, and there were other girls and young women next to him, who were not obedient, and they all came up to beg for a kiss, almost drowning him.
"Okay! Let the one-horned dragon king fight all over the world today, and at sunset, if there is one of you who can stand up, even if my surname is Wei, I don't have a seed!"
Laughing and laughing, the gown and skirt flew together, the lewd thief was a woman, let the time fly, the warbler and the swallow, the flowers were in full bloom, and then it was leaked to the ground, until the treetops on the moon, and the snoring sound in the room, he reclined and leaned against the bedpost, looked at the lonely moon outside the window, smoked the cigarette stick, and sprayed a white smoke ring.
...... Another day passes...... It's another day wasted...... This is an era of no hope, the demons are powerful, and the human race is either busy hugging the thighs of the demons, competing for flattery, or only caring about self-preservation and infighting, and there is no possibility of really joining forces to resist the enemy......
...... Perhaps, it is because they know that it is impossible to win even if they join forces, so those big people on the table are fighting more fiercely, and the human race can perish, but their own family must continue...... Similar arguments can be heard everywhere, what hope is there for such a situation and such a world?
...... And a thief like himself, apart from being obscene all day long, drunk and dreaming of death, what can he do?
The aroma of tobacco slowly stained his body, he looked sideways, unconsciously, although he knew that he should leave, but he was lazy, he just wanted to soak in this atmosphere for a while, and did not want to leave......
A half-naked plump and beautiful woman, like a snow-white beauty snake, burrowed into her arms, and whispered fragrantly, "Ah Bizai, will you stay tonight?"
"No, it's time for me to go. ”
He knocked on the cigarette rod, poured out the cigarette ash, and kissed the jade man in his arms, "I am a footless finch, there is no my name on the Sansheng Stone, and I am destined to wander in the sky endlessly all my life, and I can't stay anywhere for a long time, let alone ...... I'm just a whore. ”
She looked at the man's handsome face in a daze, listening to his magnetic and charming voice, but could not understand the deep sorrow in his eyes.
...... Why are such beautiful eyes carrying such deep sorrow? What is he sad for?
"What about whoredom and whoredom? There are so many sisters in the courtyard, and many of them are adulterers who come and go every day, and there are a few whores in the courtyard now, and they have seen blood, and they have been posted on the six doors. ”
"That's different! I'm different from them, they're ...... Not worthy to be called a thief. He said disdainfully: "In my eyes, the real thief ......"
The sorrow in her eyes was transformed into extreme pride, and the confidence and arrogance released in an instant were radiant, as if she was playing a passionate and positive background sound, which made her reluctant to turn her eyes away, and said stupidly: "I know that you are different from them, you are a real man with connotation, a real thief, you are a thief, my heart is ......"
“...... What's the matter?"
The background music of positive energy, as soon as the sound broke, she looked at this seemingly extraordinary man, as if she had changed into a different person, her expression became obscene, and said: "No matter what you steal, steal your heart, or steal, thief...... It's all not paid!"
"W-What?"
"Those guys love to be handsome, the prostitute not only gives money, but also doubles the reward, and is not worthy of being a thief at all, look at me, I have no money!"
hugged her who was stunned, and kissed her again, his expression was extremely serious, "I have to go, otherwise I will be arrested and pay, oh, don't be nostalgic for me, everything we have had, such as morning dew, will be scattered with the wind as soon as the sun shines tomorrow morning." ”
"No, don't say that, I want you to know that although we are in the Qinglou, we don't just want money!"
Complaining and sad, she hugged the man who broke her heart, and her weeping eyes made him pause and ask, "Don't want money, then...... What more do you want?"
"Fate!"
Gritting her teeth and spitting out the words, she hugged the man to death, and at the same time, the other women who were lying flat on the ground got up one after another, opened their throats and shouted.
"Someone is prostituting for nothing!"
"Come on!"
"Someone doesn't want to pay again!"
In the chaos, the doors and windows were broken, and the figures were flying, and he kicked away the roadblockers in his busy schedule, crashed out of the windows, and ran wildly to escape, and soon followed by a large number of vicious shouts, and a string of people with swords and swords chased after him.
"Chop him!"
"Dare to go to the courtyard opened by our Xingyue Lake to prostitute for nothing, I don't want to live anymore!"
"I only hacked the two Heart Demon Sects to death yesterday, and today it's here again!"
"Oops! This kid has a car. ”
"Chase!"
A series of angry roars quickly faded away with the roar of the horses and the rolling of the wheels, and another exclamation rang out in the shattered room where the windows cracked.
"Huh, I ...... Why is my purse missing......? Who of you took it?"
"My necklace is gone!"
"And my star diamond bracelet...... That bracelet is so expensive!"
Exclamations were accompanied by searches, and the answers soon emerged.
"No, won't he?
"White prostitutes, old men, and stealing all our belongings?
"He doesn't want people, he doesn't want hearts, he wants money? He's not a thief, he's just a ...... By the way, let's get a little kinky...... Thief?"
In the not spacious room, more than thirty women who were disheveled and busy dressing, after looking at each other in amazement, opened their mouths in unison, scolding people who had never seen such a brazen person.
However, in the midst of the menacing shouting and scolding, there were also a few beauties, quietly holding their hot cheeks, and couldn't help but recall the shameless lewd thief.
...... Although shameless, he ...... Have a nice pair of eyes......
...... I don't know when he will come back.
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The three horses pulled the broken chariot, and under the desperate whipping of the coachman, they rushed all the way, narrowed the distance between them and the pursuers behind, and rushed to the city gate, as long as they could get out of the city first, the danger would be half over.
Outside the car, the entire body not only added many traces of knife chopping, sword slashing, and burning, but also a number of feather arrows inserted into the car board, miserable and embarrassed, but no one thought that the car was completely different.
"Hahaha, I just can't live without a woman......"
Hugging left and right, he is obviously on the run, there is a beauty on the left and right, leaning on the red and cui, drinking a sip of wine here, eating a mouthful of hot pot dishes there, so he is not merry and happy, completely ignoring the pursuers of Xingyue Lake behind him.
"Master Pen, you are so bad, your hands are unruly. ”
"Ha, I'm unruly, but I don't just have hands!"
In front of him, a hot pot on the table, fresh and spicy and fragrant, the two beauties smiled and added vegetables and wine, trying to satisfy this big high-roller with a generous hand, but they didn't notice the valuable things close to them and began to disappear.
...... My life may be suitable for living like this.
...... But is this really good?
In the midst of the joy, such a thought flashed through his mind, and then turned into a smile.
...... Whatever, it's not good...... What can I do? The world is no longer what I can do.
Laughing self-deprecatingly, he hugged the plump red-clothed beauty to the side, and was about to bury his head in the towering chest, when suddenly there was an earth-shattering explosion, followed by a whirlwind, the whole carriage didn't know what it was hit, it flipped up, followed, and fell to the ground heavily, shattering and bursting.
The hot pot was poured on his head, and the broken pieces of wood and iron of the carriage exploded on his body, and when he finally dragged his bloody body, his head broke and bled out of the wreckage of the carriage, and when he found that his ribs and leg bones were broken, and he was inexplicably seriously injured, he saw an incongruous scene.
Under the moonlight, a man in a blue shirt, pacing slowly, as if strolling through a leisurely garden, just walked in front of him, looking down from above.
"Yo, a thief, isn't he?"
...... That person's smile is not forced, but in his eyes, for some reason, it makes people cold from head to toe.
The situation was weird, and he could only giggle first.
"Respect, respect is ......"
"You don't have to worry about this, I want to ask you, there is a very positive event, would you like to do it together?" After speaking, it seemed that it was not clear enough, and the man in the blue shirt simply said: "To put it simply, are you willing to save the world together?"
...... It turned out to be a psychopath!
"!"
"Oh, you're a good talker, I can't think of it...... For your sake, I'll pit you a little less. ”
Until a long time later, whenever he recalled this scene, Wei Shibi felt a lot of emotion.
...... Commander, in fact, I was ...... That's not what I mean...... Not what you understand it to be......
...... You've never listened to anyone!