Verse 1 - I am a little green dragon
“...... I'm a little green dragon and I have many little secrets, I'm a little green dragon and I have many little secrets. I have many secrets, and I won't tell you, I won't tell you, I won't tell you......"
Li Bai, who was awakened by the ringing and buzzing vibration sound of his mobile phone, opened his eyes and lost his mind for a moment, as if he had a long strange dream, habitually grabbing his hand, and the flat and cold smartphone fell into the palm of his hand.
Caller ID on the screen, Zhou Zhenren.
The other party is the director of the Seventh Hospital, his top boss, and Zhou Zhenren Zhou Tong, who likes to put "real people don't say two words" on his lips as a mantra.
With a flick of his finger, Zhou Zhenren's thunderous voice immediately came from the phone that had just been connected.
"Comrade Li Bai, what time is it? Do you still want to do it? If you delay today's exchange meeting, you should submit your resignation report yourself!"
The call hung up directly.
"Ahh
Li Bai suddenly remembered that there was an important exchange meeting today, hosted by the Seventh Hospital and attended by colleagues from three provinces and one city in East China, covering psychiatry and mental hygiene.
If he makes Zhou Zhenren lose face, this old man will definitely not give himself face, I am afraid that he will even have the idea of eating himself alive.
The time on the mobile phone screen was already half past nine in the morning, he hurriedly lifted the quilt and wanted to get up, but his movements suddenly froze, his eyes opened wider and wider, and there was a small cyan snake entrenched on his stomach.
Snake?
Wait a minute...... How can a snake have a small pointed horn on its head, and what kind of breed is it?
"Hee-hee!"
There was a woman's laughter in his ears, and before Li Bai could figure out what was going on, the little green snake suddenly jumped up without warning and went straight to his neck.
"Ahh
......
The sudden good morning bite was certainly very sour, but the angry little frog made Li Bai confirm a fact.
It was not a dream, but a real experience.
It's just that he's back from another world.
From the Dawu Dynasty border Guanxi Yan Town, out of the demon domain, meet the dragon girl, enter the Xiaolin Temple, retreat from the demon tide, enter the Dahuangling, learn the Canglang sword, and then enter the capital of the Dawu Emperor Tianjing City, reunite the father and daughter of the Bai family, inadvertently help the little lady of Xiangjun who is the little grandfather of the Jingguo Mansion Deng Fang to seize the throne, intrigue and toss the five palaces, seven sects and thirteen sects of the Dao, discover the hidden dangers of the Heavenly Cult, intercept and kill the army of the Holy Court's Eastern Crusade, and finally beat the evil god outside the sky back to his hometown, although the ending is not very perfect, the world can be peaceful for a period of time.
For the great devil who sprang up his humanoid natural disaster, it can be regarded as a complete merit.
The Empress and Sister Ying'er, well, and Senior Sister Zhirong may be sad for a while because of their disappearance, but at least they can live peacefully and peacefully, and they don't have to worry about the natural disasters and man-made disasters caused by those Westerners and people in the Heavenly Cult.
However, the other little demon girl who disappeared into the gate of heaven with him made Li Bai a little more worried.
As a master's degree in psychology, Li Bai quickly adjusted his mentality, and if he returned, he would be at peace, and it would be useless to think too much.
Although Hong Li was not by his side, fortunately, the few filaments that the innate treasure Chaos Blue Lotus in his mind projected into the endless void still existed, which meant that the several demon clans who used his essence blood to transform their wisdom were still alive, and the little red carp Hong Li was no exception.
It is completely understandable that the aftermath of the frog demon girl has not subsided, in other words, it is impossible for anyone to easily accept the hard work of cultivating the dragon body in an instant and giving up all the previous achievements, returning to the Jiao body, and before she had time to enjoy the superiority of the darling of heaven and earth for a moment, she was beaten from heaven to hell, and the demon girl cried and shouted for Li Bai to compensate, where did she pay for it, and it was a great luck that she didn't eat him in one bite.
Self-inflicted, can't live, good morning bite has become commonplace, and naturally can't blame others.
Li Bai, who was standing on the side of the road and stopped the car, rubbed his neck that had not gone away, this demon girl still had a little conscience, and licked away the blood holes the size of two sesame seeds, otherwise it would accumulate day by day, and maybe it would be misunderstood as an addict's "ant on the tree".
When he first returned to the original world, a phone call made him dare not slack off.
Dean Zhou's will is related to his own job, after all, after paying off the monthly rent, water, electricity and gas, the remaining salary is only enough to eat.
If you get fired, you'll probably have to send resumes everywhere like those hard-pressed fresh graduates who are unemployed after graduation.
"Go to the Seventh People's Hospital!"
Stopping a taxi, Li Bai got in.
"Yo, what about cosplay?"
The young taxi driver looked Li Bai up and down in surprise.
However, when a costume is associated with the Seventh People's Hospital, it is easy to make people think crookedly.
Cosplay?Li Bai lowered his head and glanced at himself, the corners of his mouth twitched, patronizing to deal with the unreasonable frog demon girl, but he forgot that he was wearing a scholar's shirt.
"There was something urgent and I forgot to change it. ”
Li Bai smiled bitterly.
Obviously, what he brought back was not only the Frog Demon Maiden and other otherworldly specialties, but also this dress, which was the same dress that knocked the Outer Heaven Evil God back to the Heavenly Gate with the two demon girls.
"No wonder?"
With an understanding look on his face, the taxi driver gave a kick of the accelerator, and the taxi quickly joined the busy traffic.
Li Bai still heard that the other party's tone was more or less insincere.
TMD wears a costume to go to a psychiatric hospital, it won't be sick in the brain, right?
I have to admit that he just went to see a doctor, and there is no way to explain this, and the more he says it, the more wrong it becomes.
Ignoring the strange gaze of the taxi driver from time to time, Li Bai quickly arrived at his destination, the Seventh People's Hospital.
raised his eyes and looked at the time, fortunately, he didn't delay for too long, and if he said a few more good words, Dean Zhou should not fire his own squid.
On the way to the locker room in a hurry, as soon as the nurses and patients who came to see Li Bai saw Li Bai, they were all stunned as if they had seen a ghost, and then dodged to the side in horror, for fear that they would be beaten by accident.
These little nurses know that they are secretly sending autumn waves on weekdays, and they know that they are unreliable at critical moments.
As soon as I went up to the fourth floor, I saw someone rushing out with a shout, knocking over several in one go, like a bull that has gone crazy, like entering a no-man's land.
"Bird thief, Zheng Tu in Guanxi is here, who dares to come and beat me? Luda, come out!"
I heard someone shouting from behind: "Stop him! Chlorpromazine 5 ml injection ready!"
The Seventh People's Hospital will never lack a strong security team, all of them are veterans, Li Bai couldn't help but be happy when he saw these people.
The one who ran in front of him was a frequent visitor who wanted to find Lu Zhishen to tear up, always delusional that he was the butcher in the town of Guanxi in "Water Margin" Lu Tizhi, and it was a coincidence that the two still had the same name, both called Zheng Tu, probably because they watched "Water Margin" and watched the madness, which induced delusional schizophrenia.
Normally, I can't see it at all, I speak in an orderly manner, once I get sick, I immediately turn into a Zheng official and shout for revenge, and in ancient times, it was called being evil, possessed, and served by eighteen kinds of torture, when to exorcise the evil to be finished, now I am a psychopath, or acute, at most a sedative.
It stands to reason that a patient with an unstable condition like Zheng Tu should have been sent to the "harem" (inpatient department) for long-term treatment, with the chief manager of the harem, and the rehired Granny Wang is in charge, with a narcotic gun in hand, no matter how crazy he is, he will be killed by one shot, and he can run to the elevator entrance is counted as Niu B.
If you can't take down with one shot, then two shots, and Granny Wang's Weizhen "harem" has not been in trouble for 20 years.
Looking at the angry white coat doctor surrounded by the security guards and two or three nurses behind him, it was Zheng Tu's attending doctor Chen Sheng, as if he noticed that someone was watching him, and after meeting Li Bai's gaze, he was stunned at first, and his expression immediately became gloomy.
It was precisely because Chen Sheng couldn't stand the begging of the patient's family that he didn't let this martial madman be hospitalized, but fortunately he was in the hospital today, and if he was outside, he didn't know how much trouble he would make.
Li Bai smiled, happy to see it, this guy has a little trouble with himself, recently the psychiatric department has just gotten an index of attending physicians, and the highest voices are him and Chen Sheng.
In the other party's opinion, his master's degree has always been highly valued by Zhou Zhenren, and it is inevitable that he will be regarded as a fierce rival because of jealousy, and he does not speculate for more than half a sentence on weekdays.
"Li Bai, stop him!"
Seeing Li Bai appear in front of Zheng Tu, although his face was as panicked as everyone else, Dr. Chen Sheng felt a hint of joy in his heart.
This patient has a big waist and a round waist, and a black chest hair on his chest, at first glance, he looks like the reincarnation of Zheng Daguan in Zhenguanxi.
There was a scream in the corridor, and the mentally ill were most afraid of this kind of martial madman, it was really a murderous maniac!
Li Bai secretly pinched the magic trick and prepared to use a small trick, but he was suddenly stunned.
There was not much spiritual energy left in the middle dantian, and it was strangely condensed into a grain the size of a soybean, like granite that was not moved at all, and there was no trace of spiritual energy in the outside world to call.
He forgot that the rules of heaven and earth in the two worlds were completely different.
Zheng Daguan was still like a mad cow, regardless of rushing towards Li Bai.
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