Chapter 104: Advice
"I've taken everyone away for you, do you still want to pretend?"
Hearing Tang Yi's words, Jiang Jun, who had been lying on the bed and had been unconscious, suddenly opened a slit in his eyes, first looked around the room, and found that there were indeed only two people left in the room, himself and Tang Yi, so he was completely relieved.
"You...... How did you find out that I was pretending to be unconscious?" Jiang Jun looked at Tang Yi and asked with some curiosity.
"Is this question important?" Tang Yi asked with a smile.
"It's not important!" Jiang Jun quickly shook his head, seeing Tang Yi looking at him with a smile on his face, he couldn't help but feel a panic, and said in a trembling voice: "I...... May I ask you a question?"
"Ask!" Tang Yi said quickly.
"That ......" Jiang Jun was a little stumbling: "That, how did you confess and show your love to Xiaocao?"
"Confession, show love?"
For this question, Tang Yi felt a little unexpected, could it be that this nerd deliberately acted in such a play, just to know how he confessed to Wang Xiaocao, if this is the case, this kid is either a seed of infatuation with Wang Xiaocao, or a lewd man who is serious on the surface and gossip in his heart.
However, this question also made Tang Yi recall it well, and he couldn't help but shake his head, he didn't seem to have confessed or shown love to Wang Xiaocao.
"Didn't you confess?" Jiang Jun asked with an incredulous expression, "How did Xiaocao agree to date you and be your girlfriend?"
"Doom!"
This question really made Tang Yi a little difficult, between him and Wang Xiaocao, they basically had a good impression of each other, and then they came back and forth, and they slowly came together, and even Wang Xiaocao moved to 'cohabit' with Tang Yi!
But these are all things that come naturally, and really, Tang Yi and Wang Xiaocao have not pierced the last layer of window paper, after all, Tang Yi's real girlfriend is still 'Mo Qingxue'.
However, Tang Yi naturally couldn't tell Jiang Jun about these twists and turns, so he had to say vaguely: "Between two people, as long as the relationship arrives, they will naturally come together, and there is no need to confess their love at all, so troublesome!"
"Huh?" Jiang Jun didn't seem to understand, and after thinking for a while, he still didn't have a clue, and suddenly let this nerd with zero emotional intelligence scratch his ears and cheeks anxiously.
"Are you going to confess your love to someone?" Tang Yi has lived for hundreds of years, and he is good at human feelings, so he can see his thoughts at a glance.
was exposed to his face, Jiang Jun immediately blushed with shame, but he still nodded shyly: "Xiaocao used to be in our school, but she was treated as a goddess by all the boys in our school, and how many boys went to confess and show love like her, but in the end they all failed!"
"Since Xiaocao finally chose you as her boyfriend, then you must be very good in this aspect!" Jiang Jun scratched his scalp with some embarrassment, and said with a helpless wry smile: "It's just that what you said is too profound, I ...... I don't understand!"
"Hehe!" Tang Yi looked like he had already seen through everything, and smiled at Jiang Jun: "Don't talk about it first, just tell me, who are you going to confess to?
"No! No!" Jiang Jun hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Since Xiaocao chose you, of course I respect her choice, not to mention that I just regard her as a friend now, you must not think about it!"
"Who is that?" Tang Yi chased after him.
"Doh!" Jiang Jun suddenly stopped talking.
"It's that Xu Yan!" Tang Yi simply opened the skylight and said brightly.
When his mind was exposed, Jiang Jun immediately looked surprised: "How do you know?"
"Hehe! There are only two girls in total, not Xiaocao, then only that Xu Yan is left!" Tang Yi said helplessly: "Is it difficult, what you like is a man?"
"No! No!" Jiang Jun quickly denied it, thought about it, and then said: "Actually, I know Xu Yan's thoughts, otherwise she would not have been able to apply for the same university as me!"
Tang Yi was like a qualified listener, patiently listening to Jiang Jun's words.
"In fact, in college, there are many men who pursue Xu Yan, every time I am afraid, afraid that Xu Yan will agree to their pursuit, originally I thought I was worried about Xu Yan's safety, afraid that she would be played with by other men and be hurt!"
"Until this injury, although I was unconscious at that time, I was still a little conscious, and when I heard her heartbroken cry, my heart hurt very much, and I knew at that time that in fact, what I really liked in my heart was her!"
"So you want to confess to her, but you're afraid that she will reject you in case she refuses, so you just act as a turtle with a shrunken head and pretend to be unconscious!" Tang Yi debunked his thoughts.
"Yes!" Jiang Jun did not hide this.
"I don't know anything else, but if you want to harvest that Xu Yan's heart, it's not difficult at all!" Tang Yi looked like he was holding a wisdom bead: "As long as you are willing to listen to me, I guarantee that you will return with a beauty!"
"Really?" Jiang Jun was suddenly ecstatic: "If I can really get my wish, I must repay ...... well"
Before he finished speaking, Tang Yi was moved, pressed him back to the bed, and reminded: "They're back!"
As he spoke, Tang Yi lowered his head and said a few words in Jiang Jun's ear, and Jiang Jun's face immediately changed: "Do you really want to do this?"
Tang Yi immediately glared at him: "If you want to, just let me not say it!"
Jiang Jun didn't wait to say anything, the sound of the door opening sounded, which frightened him to tilt his head immediately, repeat the old play, and pretend to be unconscious.
At the same time, Wang Xiaocao and Xu Yan had already walked in.
"The car has been found, is he okay?" Xu Yan, whose eyes were red from crying, still did not forget to care about Jiang Jun who was lying on the bed.
"The situation is not good!" Tang Yi said, and went to check Jiang Jun's pulse again, but as soon as he got started, his face immediately changed: "It's not good, there is no pulse!"
Immediately afterwards, he reached out and tried Jiang Jun's snort: "I can't even breathe!"
"How can this be?" Wang Xiaocao and Xu Yan were taken aback, Xu Yan even almost fainted, cheered up, ran over, probed his breath, and sure enough, it was gone.
"This ...... What should I do?" Xu Yan wanted to cry without tears.
"Will you be able to breathe?"
"Yes!" Xu Yan nodded vigorously.
"Then why don't you give him artificial respiration!"
"But ......"
"But what is it, no matter how long it is delayed, the Da Luo Immortal will not be able to save it!"
"Okay!" As soon as she heard this, Xu Yan didn't care about being reserved, and leaned over beside Jiang Jun's bed, head to head and mouth to mouth.
When the lips met, Wang Xiaocao clearly saw that Jiang Jun's fingers suddenly twitched, and he was about to speak, but Tang Yi, who reacted quickly, covered his mouth and dragged him out of the room.
Before leaving the door, Wang Xiaocao glanced at it in a hurry, and saw that Jiang Jun suddenly reached out and hugged Xu Yan, and then dragged her directly to the bed.
"What the hell is going on?" As soon as Tang Yi let go, Wang Xiaocao couldn't wait to ask.
Tang Yi suddenly smiled slightly, leaned on Wang Xiaocao's ear, and explained the whole thing roughly.
"You're so bad! You actually came up with such a bad idea, you can't think of it!"