Chapter Seventy-Nine: Cured of old constipation for many years
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Facing Li Yalin with a gloomy face, Luz instantly understood that he had gotten away from it, it was not good to offend anyone, but he wanted to offend the Demon King, did he think he could still run?
On the inevitability of not dying if you don't die, Lutz dares to ridicule Li Yalin like this, and it's strange that he can still feel better.
In front of everyone, Li Yalin stepped forward and grabbed Lutz's collar, regardless of whether he struggled or not, he directly pulled him to the toilet, followed by a series of terrible screams, which made everyone present feel a chill in their hearts.
After coming out of the toilet, Li Yalin said that he was refreshed and finally vented all his unhappiness, but poor Lutz, he was still lying on the toilet lid of the toilet and couldn't get up.
I said...... You didn't do anything to Lutz, did you? ”
Just when Li Yalin said that he was very cool now, R, who was standing not far from him, asked cautiously and softly, and looking at him, it seemed that he was really afraid of Li Yalin.
"What can I do with him? Didn't you just beat him up? "Li Yalin is a little strange, shouldn't it be very common to see things like this in the toilet? What's the situation with your chilly look?
"Are you sure you beat it up and didn't blow up Luz's chrysanthemum with something?"
In the face of Li Yalin's doubts, R trembled and pointed in the direction of the toilet, at this time, Luz was covering his buttocks and limping out of the toilet.
Seeing this scene in front of him, it really makes people think about it crookedly, and R's words are tactful enough, if it weren't for Li Yalin's deterrent power being too strong, he would probably ask directly if Li Yalin himself exploded Luz's chrysanthemum.
"This ...... I used the toilet plug in the toilet......"
To be honest, after seeing Luz, Li Yalin was also a little speechless, which seemed to be a bit of a misunderstanding, but when he beat Luz in the toilet, he also subconsciously used the toilet plug......
I don't know why, anyway, Li Yalin thinks that if Luz is injured, then it must be his butt that hurts, and as for Burst Ju, it is just an accident.
Anyway, he helped Luz cure his old constipation for many years, and I believe Luz will be grateful to him.
……
Well, looking at Lutz's complaining face, Li Yalin suddenly felt that he didn't seem to be very grateful to himself.
Nonsense! It's weird to be grateful!
Luz wanted to cry without tears at this time, didn't he just owe a little bit in his mouth, what a hatred, as for popping chrysanthemums with toilet plugs? How can I look directly at the toilet plug in the future? Can you still go to the toilet happily?
"Ahem...... Okay, let's stop making trouble, in addition to celebrating Lin becoming a father today, we have another happy event to announce. ”
It was only then that Kou finally coughed lightly and clapped her hands by the way, indicating that she was going to get down to business again.
But in this regard, Lutz's face was full of resentment, I said, Miss, can't you announce it earlier? Why should I suffer this sin again?
As soon as they heard that Kou Ko had something to announce, everyone also raised their spirits and turned their eyes to Kou Koo, and then Kou Ko turned around and walked outside the door, and pulled Yona, who had been standing outside the door and did not come in, into the room.
"From today on, Yona will be a member of our team, and we will all get along well in the future."
About Yona, everyone is not very unfamiliar, after all, among the children brought back by Li Yalin, only Yona alone can exude murderous energy.
It's a boy soldier!
When everyone met Yona for the first time, they immediately confirmed her identity, and there was no need to introduce her at all, everyone could see it at a glance.
But then again, Yona is obviously a mouthless combat Lori, is it really okay to be called a young soldier? But if you want to be called a girl soldier, it always feels so disobedient.
There's no way.,It's really rare for a girl like Yona to go to war at such a young age.,It's hard to get an exact name.,In that case.,It's better to call her Lori Bing in the future.。
Just the dangerous aura emanating from Yona's body, everyone already knows that she is by no means an idle person, and she must not be underestimated because of her young age, otherwise, she will die a miserable death.
Just like an old saying in the Celestial Empire, walking the rivers and lakes, the most important thing to look down on is the elderly, women and children, and now Yona is two of the three!
All in all, although everyone hasn't seen Yona's true combat effectiveness, since Kou Ko chose her, there must be a reason for Kou Ko.
In this way, Yona became a member of the team, and since there was still time, Kou also prepared a simple induction ceremony.
It's said to be a joining ceremony, but to put it bluntly, it's a test of Yona's strength, although Koko values Yona very much, but she must let the whole team find out the details of Yona.
Yona's strength is very strong, and as a child, her combat power can be said to be far from that of trained adult soldiers, but if it is against the elite of Kokoko's men, the result is different.
What's more, on the deck of a freighter, it is simply impossible to swing Yona's advantage.
She's good at fighting in mountainous terrain, but if it's a head-to-head duel, she's no match for these elites.
Soon, Yona was subdued by Luz and R, but Li Yalin couldn't see it.
"I mean, you guys, is it funny to bully Yona like that?"
Obviously it's just a little Lori, you two big men are still beating two, are you ashamed?
"That's it! Forest! Go teach them a lesson! ”
After Yona was subdued, the test was over, and for Yona's cousin, Koko was also very satisfied, although she was subdued, but it was a defeat of one against two, and it was not so simple for Luz and R to win.
So as soon as Li Yalin opened his mouth, Coco was also fanning the flames next to her, and I don't know if she was complaining that Luz and R had no mercy.
"This ...... Isn't this a test? How do you call it a test if you don't do that? ”
Luz was very innocent, but just as Luz was justifying, R secretly took a step back, and he already had an ominous premonition.
"It's useless to talk too much! By the way, Koko, although I joined the team, I haven't participated in the test yet, right, how about taking the opportunity to test it today? ”
After Li Yalin glared at Luz, the evil smile on the corner of his mouth rose, and he gave Kou Ko a look, which instantly made Kou Ko understand.
"Absolutely! As for the candidates for the test, it's still Lutz and R. ”
"I said Miss! That's not right! ”
Sure enough, Lin is going to make a move!
As soon as R heard it, he knew that it was going to be bad, and he hurriedly shook his head and wanted to get out of the matter, but in this case, how could Li Yalin let him run away.
Wasn't it cool when you two bullied Yona just now? This time, I'm going to make you feel better!
Lin ...... We're good friends, aren't we, aren't good friends supposed to coexist peacefully? ”
Watching Li Yalin pick up the FNC assault rifle full of paint, R's nerves tightened, although Li Yalin's strength is reflected in close combat, but for some reason, R still felt a sense of crisis approaching.
I have to say that R is sensitive enough, but this time, he can't hide!
"Friends to friends, tests to tests, and then, you and Lutz will dance together!"
The corners of Li Yalin's mouth raised slightly, the gun is loaded, are you still ready to escape?
A joyful dance?
"Not good! Come on! ”
At first, he didn't react to Li Yalin's meaning, but then, R pulled up Luz beside him, and turned around to escape.
Run away?
Just as R and Luz turned around, the FNC in Li Yalin's hand had already fired, and at the same time, his steps moved, chasing in the direction of R and Luz.
"My ass!"
There weren't many obstacles on the deck, and R and Luz couldn't dodge them effectively, and more importantly, Li Yalin's bullets were like eyes, and they all hit their butts.
Now, it's not just Luz who is unlucky, even R's ass is also suffering.
What is this called?
While enduring the pain in his buttocks, R sighed helplessly, it doesn't matter if Luz is blown up, after all, this is commonplace for him, but what's the matter with him? Does this count as being shot while lying down?