Chapter 996: Oh, woman
Chen Yifan's words shocked the two Taoist priests.
The villagers next to him only thought that Chen Yifan was arguing with the Taoist chief, so he hurriedly stopped him and said, "Young man, don't talk nonsense." ”
Chen Yifan sighed: "It's okay, let's see you catch zombies!" ”
Chen Yifan was almost on the same road as them, and when they arrived on the mountain, they saw that under the instructions of the two Taoist priests, the villagers set up the Dharma platform.
The first step in catching zombies is naturally to find zombies.
The two Taoist priests sang and danced on the Dharma platform, like dancing gods.
The eyes of the two continued to communicate, and Chen Yifan's words just now made them a little dirty.
Xi'er didn't feel anything, clapped her hands, and watched the two Taoist priests sing and dance with a smile, one tall and one short, dancing with a big god, very funny.
If it weren't for this, these two Taoist priests, no, two monsters, would have become two corpses by now, right?
What Chen Yifan never expected was that letting these two monster Taoist priests beat gongs and drums, sing and dance like this, they really recruited zombies.
No, not zombies.
It is here that I dig the terracotta warriors and horses of Kyushu Ding.
"Zombies! Look, the zombies are out! When they saw the terracotta generals who had just woken up, with a rustic face and a gloomy expression, they all shouted in panic.
Suddenly, the glutinous rice and black dog blood in the hands of the villagers were all thrown towards the terracotta generals.
As a result, the face of this terracotta warrior general became even more gloomy.
Trough! When I was suddenly woken up when I was sleeping, I didn't say anything, I came out to see the situation, and I made people drench my head and face with black dog blood, not angry, not human!
“…… It turned out to be such a zombie. Seeing this scene, Chen Yifan couldn't help crying and laughing.
These mercenaries dug up for themselves, and they were really wronged, and let the people bully them like this.
Even if he was woken up from his sleep, he was smashed with glutinous rice and drenched in black dog blood.
Well...... It seems that they have to add a little "salary" to soothe their wounded "hearts".
"Dao Chief! Dao Chief, the zombies are out, what are you still dancing? Hurry up! Seeing that the glutinous rice and black dog blood had no effect, the villagers shouted at the two Taoist leaders.
The two Taoist priests were worried about what Chen Yifan said just now, and when they heard the shout, they came back to their senses and looked at the "zombie".
The two Taoist priests glanced at each other, held their swords in their hands, and attacked the figurine who came out to see the situation.
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
There were two crisp sounds, and the swords in their hands snapped.
The figurine's face was dark, darker than the color of the earth.
Is it good for the terracotta warriors to get up too?
Any idea how hard they work at night?
Inside this mountain was another huge space entirely, and they had almost hollowed out the mountain, and finally found a place that seemed to be buried.
After all, Qin Shi Huang was not as clear as Chen Yifan's location, and it was all analyzed from the collected information.
As for asking Chen Yifan?
Ignore! Kill no questions!
He is dignified Qin Shi Huang, and he still has to ask Chen Yifan about this matter, doesn't it seem very faceless?
In short, at this time, the generals got the "get up gas" buff, and their combat effectiveness increased by 120%, and their subordinates showed no mercy at all, and in less than half a minute, they beat two Taoist priests, one tall and one short, one fat and one thin, all over the ground.
"Ahh
No, Daoist, can you do it?
"Horn! Why can't they beat zombies? Xi'er raised her head and asked Chen Yifan.
"Silly boy, that's not a zombie, that's an employee working for our family." Chen Yifan touched Xi'er's head and replied.
"Then why do they all say it's zombies?"
"They don't know!"
"Do you believe in your father or do you believe in someone else?" Chen Yifan lowered his head and asked Xi'er dissatisfiedly.
"Hey......
"Tweet!" Xi'er laughed innocently twice, squinted her eyes and replied.
Immediately, he looked at the two Taoist priests who were being chased around by the figurines.
"Come on! Come on! ”
After a moment, he looked at the rampaging generals: "Come on!" Do your best! ”
"You're an employee of the horn, you can't lose!"
"That's enough, stop!" Chen Yifan shook his head helplessly and said to the general.
At the same time, an incomparable mana force forced the figurines to stop.
The figurine looked at Chen Yifan in surprise, only to find that it was His Majesty's friend who came.
"Chen Gongzi!" The figurine vented his anger and shouted respectfully to Chen Yifan.
The villagers who were so frightened that they avoided because they saw two Taoist priests being violently beaten by the "zombies" were dumbfounded when they saw this scene.
What? Zombies can actually talk?
Chen Yifan ignored the figurines, and flicked his fingers at the two Taoist priests.
Just because the figurines stopped, the two youkai who were panting suddenly appeared.
What surprised Chen Yifan was that these two monsters were really interesting, they turned out to be a cat and a mouse.
These two can still get together, and it can also be said that they are strange in the demon world.
After all, even cats and mice that are not demons are natural enemies.
"Huh? It's kittens and mice! Xi'er's eyes lit up, and she stared at the two monsters that had been beaten back to their original form with great interest.
"You want?"
"Uh-huh!" Xi'er nodded vigorously and looked at Chen Yifan with blank eyes.
"Then I'll play with you!"
"Thank you, Horn!" Xi'er clapped her hands happily.
"Kiss one!" Chen Yifan pointed to his face and said.
“mum……”
Xi'er didn't hesitate to peck Chen Yifan's face twice, then shook her calves and struggled to go down.
"Huh! Women......" Chen Yifan shook his head and said.
But he still carefully put Xi'er down on the ground.
Xi'er immediately ran towards the two monsters that were restrained by Chen Yifan.
"Wow! What a fat little mouse! ”
"Why is the cat so thin, it has to eat well!" Xi'er fiddled with her new toy with a smile on her face.
"Na! I'll give you a name! ”
"Your name is Tom, your name is Jerry......"
"Ahem!" When Chen Yifan heard her words, he was choked.
This girl, cats and mice have seen too much!
Forget it, she's happy.
"This isn't a zombie, you can go back!" Chen Yifan looked at the villagers who were looking at this side in a daze and explained.
"No...... No way! ”
"How can the Taoist be a youkai?"
"You must have done it!"
There were stubborn villagers who stared wide-eyed at Chen Yifan and said.
Compared to the Dao Chief, who had already dealt with them for two days, they were more suspicious that Chen Yifan was a monster.
"Chen Gongzi!" At this moment, the other terracotta warriors also rushed over and shouted at Chen Yifan.
"Mom! Lots of zombies! This time, without Chen Yifan's reminder, the villagers shouted and ran down the mountain, running as fast as they could.
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